Monday, October 03, 2011

403. What Does MC Stands For?

Medical Leave kalu bukan ML ker?

Today is monday, i should be posting about 3 posts
from friday,saturday and sunday. but i didnt.
well i was busy the whole weekend,
Went back to kampung so the net is not available.
That is one reason.

Friday was suppose to be a working day,
but i didnt go to work, MC...
the reason was diarhea. i hate to admit it,
but i did had diarhea, 'menipu' about this would
make me look cool, oh the not-so-discipline pocket.
But i cant. i ate something out of the ordinary i guess,
the result was me sleeping on the cold floor just
outside of the toilet. Cant sleep the whole night.
Waiting for the nature's call.

Here is a few tips for those who would
like to get MC even on your healthiest day.
1) Doctor cant verify diarhea, they just cant.
a doctor told a friend of mine this,
so doctors out there... please clarify.

so if u claimed u had diarhea,
the doctor just have to take your word for it
and grant u Medical Leave. Nice to know kan?
One more tips was to drink coca cola right before
entering the clinic, is this true people?

2) Take a piece of the regular cigarette
those stupid people smoke to ruin their lung.
Cut off the tip of the tembakau side (Not the filter side)
about 3mm, let it fall into sufficient ammout of water
to have a light yellow tea.
How light? well u have to do your own
experiment okeh, i wont know :D
The one i did was as light as my urine.
Filthy way of comparison kan.. heheh sorry :D

Once u got your light yellow tea of tembakau,
take the water with your hand and put it in your eyes.
For a few seconds u'll have to bear the pain
and what u get will be.... Conjunctivitis.
2 days of MC tu woi!!
heheheh:)

but just remember one thing,
the thicker the tea is,
the more painful it will be.
Dont go blind and tell the nurse,
'Pocket yang suruh wat gini!! huwaaa!!!'... heheh

Getting leave when u'r suppose to attend school/office
is fun... its not much fun about having to wake up late
and going to places u've never had the chance to go to.
Its more about the naughty feeling of getting away with
something mischievous.

just like what i've just commented in Saiazuan's post : Aku Suka Sex
its about doing something forbidden and feels good
about yourself who dont follow the rules.
(The same excuse goes to people who 'selingkuh')

happy taking Medical Leave's pocketeers, just dont go blind okeh :D

23 comments:

Aemy Shamy said...

MC stands for medical certificate. hehe.

whoa good tips!! but here kan, we got this clinic with a very cool doctor. just pay rm15 & u'll get the MC..heheheh ^^
seriously!

Syazwan Che Deraman said...

nak try la nanti.
heheh.

kita tunggu doktor dhiya bagi komen.

rozeeta rashid said...

good info! haha. baik 1st method tu lagi. coke? what effect does it bring?

fairuzniza said...

err..owes in my case, master of ceremony? :p

hahah.nice ideas for taking leaves,pocket.should try someday. :p but when u work as a teacher,taking leaves is not as fun as others because when u're on leave,somebody has to replace u for ur classes.and dat's not fun u know? tambah2 bila banyak mc,people will surely start talking.. :(

Fatin Mraz said...

MC is not dat hard to get. as long as its from priv8 clinic. agreed with aemy, just top up few bugs so dat the cert can be issued.

;)

Mya said...

hahha. girls will have their own reason in order to get mc weeee bonus! =p

.diannorhayati. said...

hihi. i will try this soon :p

Adila said...

errkkkk!!!!
pocket ajar org jadi noty! haha

cHeRyNa PiReS said...

MC means "Mencari Cakaran" in the attendance column for your bonus appraisal.

Full stop.

Saiazuan said...

yeah.. i'm agree with ur comment.. memang best bila buat something yg against the rule..REVOLUTION!!!

Sarah Mohd Saleh said...

ciannnnn u...take a gud care of urselff dude ;)

hanaahmad said...

MC : Mintak Cuti.

Dhiya Fariza said...

as a future doctor, i'll make sure me and other colleague will be full aware of this 'trying to cheat on doctors just so that u can get a leave' thank u hahahahahaha

ciK LyndaWawa said...

selingkuh!bahasa indon meh...

Pocket said...

Aemy,
tak acii..
so bayar jer la RM15 kan,
mudah nyeer:D
pocket sampai kena diagnosis abih tekanan darah semua cukup!!

Shazwan,
kang rabun kang pocket tak tahuu.
kamu tu dah la mata tu aset penting :D

yes, Dr Dhiya nyer komen memang diharapkan.

Rozeeta,
Coke kononnya menggelodakkan perut tu,
membuatkan ada bunyi kalau doktor tu dok letak alat bantu pendengaran tu kat perut kita :D

Fairuzniza,
memang, cikgu kurang buleh amik MC,
sebab kalau amik MC, jawabnya masa depan kanak kanak terabai. so kena lah bertanggungjawab terhadap product.

heheh:D sabar yer dik .. sabar ^^

Fatin,
but the problem is, some company only accept MCs from panel clinic, or the government clinic which is near impossible to get MCs for mild fever.

lagi tak jatuh kat jalan tu, lagi tu la diorang tak bagi MC.. heheh

Mya,
Senggugut buleh dapat MC yer?
owh!! kisahnyaa!! kena makan roti selalu tuu
(Saper nyer komen tuu?)

Dian,
yes yes, please do try,
and tell me how is the outcome,
mine was... 'Mild Conjunctivitis'
(Mata merah cam saga dah baru 'mild'?

yg beshnyer, ilang selepas 1jam..
so, sila dapatkan rawatan within the 1 hour okeh:D

Adila,
bukan memang dari dulu ker?

Sha,
tu la jahatnya HR,
masa masuk keja, kater entitled to 14 days of MC.
bila MC 10ari, potong bonos.
mana buleh!!

Saiazuan,
besh besh! terasa macam kita above the law,
tinggal tunggu nak dapat balasan jer kalau 'law' yang kamu langgar tu 'law' tuhan ..
hahahahah

Sarah,
tu la, sampai sekarang pun terasa macam takut nak makan yoghurt buatan sndiri lagik.
ohh

HanaAhmad,
Heheh, betul tu!! MC maksudnya Mintak CUti,


Dhiya,
woh!! abih la,
ngan post pocket nih,
ada la dua tiga makcik yang
mengharapkan MC takkan dapat MC mereka
dimasa hadapan .. heheh:)

Lyndawawa,
'main kayu tiga' agak panjang nak guna.
heheh, asalkan orang paham ^^

Lelaki Ini said...

huhuh...
lep[ak di sini!

tyra uyura said...

'Pocket yang suruh wat gini!! huwaaa!!!'...

haha.. :D

HEMY said...

wah...skill baru tau. ate merah mata tu kang melarat tak pocket nye pun??

Finaz Jaafar said...

amboiii pocket..bagi idea kat org yewwww..hihi well bgs jgk so nnt ble2 i bole buat kalau terdesak..bahahhhh~

MC-medical certificate

ciK LyndaWawa said...

yes..makseh..huhuhu..ade idea dah.hohohoho

Hanie_Dew said...

aku tak sanggup weh nak letak air tembakau tu kat mata. kang jadi pa pe nanti kang. mata takde ganti. kecuali ada org nak derma mata la. aku ni jarang betul nak ambik mc. bila mc kat umah tak wat pape pun.

filantera said...

the best way to get MC
is, jumpa dr, ckp sy nak MC. sy ada urusan. sy tanak tipu. tp nak amik EL nnti bos marah. i tak buat ni selalu. i hope u understand.

the dr. will give. dah try gini quite often. but with diff clinic. :)

pasal diarhea, kalau nak confirm dr kena ward u. tp some dr dah pandai, dia kasik ubat kena makan kat situ, try laa tipu, derita takleh yak yak sminggu kang.
true story.

Arieon said...

Tips yang tak sanggup aku lakukan. Tak tau napa tapi aku ni bukan jenis suka ambil MC. Sepanjan aku kerja belum pernah aku ambil MC.