Medical Leave kalu bukan ML ker?
Today is monday, i should be posting about 3 posts
from friday,saturday and sunday. but i didnt.
well i was busy the whole weekend,
Went back to kampung so the net is not available.
That is one reason.
Friday was suppose to be a working day,
but i didnt go to work, MC...
the reason was diarhea. i hate to admit it,
but i did had diarhea, 'menipu' about this would
make me look cool, oh the not-so-discipline pocket.
But i cant. i ate something out of the ordinary i guess,
the result was me sleeping on the cold floor just
outside of the toilet. Cant sleep the whole night.
Waiting for the nature's call.
Here is a few tips for those who would
like to get MC even on your healthiest day.
1) Doctor cant verify diarhea, they just cant.
a doctor told a friend of mine this,
so doctors out there... please clarify.
so if u claimed u had diarhea,
the doctor just have to take your word for it
and grant u Medical Leave. Nice to know kan?
One more tips was to drink coca cola right before
entering the clinic, is this true people?
2) Take a piece of the regular cigarette
those stupid people smoke to ruin their lung.
Cut off the tip of the tembakau side (Not the filter side)
about 3mm, let it fall into sufficient ammout of water
to have a light yellow tea.
How light? well u have to do your own
experiment okeh, i wont know :D
The one i did was as light as my urine.
Filthy way of comparison kan.. heheh sorry :D
Once u got your light yellow tea of tembakau,
take the water with your hand and put it in your eyes.
For a few seconds u'll have to bear the pain
and what u get will be.... Conjunctivitis.
2 days of MC tu woi!!
but just remember one thing,
the thicker the tea is,
the more painful it will be.
Dont go blind and tell the nurse,
'Pocket yang suruh wat gini!! huwaaa!!!'... heheh
Getting leave when u'r suppose to attend school/office
is fun... its not much fun about having to wake up late
and going to places u've never had the chance to go to.
Its more about the naughty feeling of getting away with
its about doing something forbidden and feels good
about yourself who dont follow the rules.
(The same excuse goes to people who 'selingkuh')
happy taking Medical Leave's pocketeers, just dont go blind okeh :D