Ever heard people sings in the public?
humming a tone of a song maybe,
or singing the verse out with the little voice
just enough for him/her to listen to theirself
and maybe to the person nearest to them?
after hearing this, have u ever face with the
situation where u would also caught the flu,
meaning u also sings or hum whatever that guy
or gal sings just now?
Dont u feel stupid singing a tone u caught from a friend?
Well I do...Tak malu ker?
'eh tak der lagu lain nak nyanyi... hek enneeee....
lagu yg aku nyanyi jgak lah yang dia nak nyanyi..'
so every time i'm hearing somebody singing some tune,
i'll try to think of another tune...
anything would do and hum along...
cause i dont wanna catch the flu
but why do have to feel malu pocket?
its not like u'r singing it badly or something.
well.. .i dont know...
am thinking its pathetic for u to not come up with your
own song to hum. hummmm..... stupid yah? well it is.. :D
What do u think pocket?
am going to KL tonite pocket.
nak gi jumpa anak menakan baru...
will be back with pics of
her cute little nose.
If they allow me to take pic inside the hospital lah... eheh
my internet is out at the moment...
so please excuse me for the silence
am unable to blog hopping,
till friday(or atleast that's what they say)
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Ngacuman oleh Pocket Pada 5:58 PM
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
hang dok mana wei?
dulu kita pat orang punya la baik sama sama,
pi skolah skali,
ponteng skolah skali,
aku ngan hang sejak darjah dua.
ngan afza sejak darjah nam
kita ngan naset n zam sejak tingkatan dua,
takkan hang dah lupa kat kami dah kot
hang dok mana wei,
zam kenduri pun hang tak pi,
(aku pun tak pi jgak, tak dan..heh heh)
tapi naset punya kenduri tak lama dah, 7hb6 ni.
kalau hang buleh balik sat pun jadi la,
tgk dia kawin. mesti dia happy. aku pun happy.
hang dok mana wei,
ari tu aku pi la umah hang nak jemput hang mai
kenduri banji kawin, hang tak dak.
Nombot talipon pun hang tak tinggai.
Mcm mana la aku nak jemput.
Pak hang bergenang ayaq mata masa aku bagi kad.
Dia rindu kat hang kut, dengan itu aku menolak
kemungkinan depa actually tau hang duk mana
tapi nak sorok dari kami.
hang dok mana wei,
last jumpa hang masa kita tgk wayang kungfu hustler
kat the mines, masa tu kononnya hang keja kat
restoran yang ada sign board hijau tu.
(Apa nama pun aku tak ingat dah)
hang dok mana wei,
Zam kata dia jumpak hang kat shah alam on a
one fine thursday, dia kata hang buat mi goreng talam.
A good running business was his description.
katanya the next thursday dia pi cari hang lagi.
hang dah tak dak. staff tpt tu kata hang dah berenti.
awat wei? kecik hati sunggoh hang dengan kami sampai gitu skali.
Hang dok mana wei?
aku tulih blog dah dekat tiga tahun,
tak pernah aku menangih masa menaip,
nasib baik keyboard aku ni spill friendly.
kalau tak mau short jugak aku nii.
(Pocket exagerating... tak menitik pun, ber genang sket jer.)
saja la luahan hati.
Luahan hati pocket pada hari selasa,
menaip luahan hati, published tanpa spellcheck
Bob... kalau hang baca.. balik la oi.. kita kawtim ok punya nanti :_D
hehehe, pocketeers sori for the total kedah dialect used.
simply menaip tanpa berfikir,
simply menaip meluahkan isi ati ..
pocket being melodramatic
Ngacuman oleh Pocket Pada 10:20 PM
Sunday, May 25, 2008
'bila bertalu rentak dikalbu,
hasrat yang tersirat semakin ku buru,
bila bergema laungan gempita,
harapan bernyala nadiku berganda...
pocket was singing to himself, letting his mind wondering off as
his body was riding the EX5 thoughtlessly.
A few cars overtake him and some other suzuki 125,
elegan and even an old honda70 mingling together
in somewhat like a dance on the road.
going to the same direction.
speeding and slowing as they see fit.
dari puncak kingin ke angkasa,
berkalungkan bintang berkelipan,
menyerlah jauh dari yang biasa!!'
singing on top of his lung,
ignoring what others might think,
what others might hear.
he then came to a smaller road, The dance between Ex5 and Kriss
is now joined wit some Wira and kancil (Not to forget dat old Honda70).
(Starts F1 Commentator mode)
They're dancing closely now, almost touching.
The dancers are now coming to a traffic light.
it was green!! all drivers are hype now...
speeding their speed limit off!!
(This one is not true)
The wira is in the lead now,
he took the right turn!!
and so does the kriss and the kancil battling
for second place!!
Pocket is taking the left turn, but!!
he is too close!!
too close to the border stone that divide
the main road and the pedestrian walkway.
The speed!! he have to watch his speed!!
with that speed taking a turn,
he'll definitely be tilting the bike!!
(end F1 Commentator mode)
Zraaaasssshhh!!! comes a sound of pocket
left foot being grinded to the stone divider.
The left foot was placed on the leg rest,
since he took the left turn too near to the stone divider,
the foot was grinded leaving it with fresh new design...
of blood and torn skin.
The pain!! it felt like a strong current of
electric shock moving from his foot to his stomach,
and later on moved to the whole body.
He didnt stop.
just looked at his foot impressed with the new foot design.
The skin peeled off leaving a pink streak of flesh.
A very beautiful and stunning decoration of pain indeed
It was painful..
too painful but pocket has manage to keep a straight face when
she was nagging and tearing up the torn skin off his toes.
-do not take your left turn too near to the devider people...
-wear shoes instead of slipper. that'll protect your foot a little bit.
-do not berangan during riding your EX5...huh!!
Pocket... Hakiiiitttt ^^;
Ngacuman oleh Pocket Pada 8:29 AM
Thursday, May 22, 2008
7 weird things about the pocket.
POcket tak boleh pakai baju yang bertulis kat depan.
kat bahagian dada. kerana menurut pocket,
dia masih boleh nampak design tu walaupun dia berjalan
memandang ke depan. and its distracting him.
Pocket tak boleh makan nasi didalam kertas atau plastik.
biarpun nasi bungkus dari kedai mamak, pocket akan
masukkan nya kedalam pinggan, ini kerana dia teringatkan
masa masa miskin dulu terpaksa makan atas lantai.
Dengan kertas sebagai the only pelapik.
terasa macam makan direct atas lantai. heheh pelik tak?
Pocket terasa tertarik dengan tulang selangka wanita,
yang bertudung tu tak apa lah, yang tak bertudung
dan mendedahkan tulang selangka tu akan menarik
perhatian pocket. huhuuuuu
POcket bermimpi dalam tiga bahasa, english, malay and
japanese, kadang kadang mengigau dalam bahasa jepun
juga membuatkan maktuk pocket bertanya...
'"soko wa dame" tu apo ? ko dok ulang ulang dekat lapan
kali smlm... sampai aku pun naik ingat.'
Pocket juga suka sangat makan ayam, entah mengapa.
pernah buat kempen makan KFC 9 ketul sekali hadap.
kempen tersebut dibuat untuk memuakkan pocket
terhadap ayam. Yes, pocket stop to eat ayam for a week
but then he was on the roll again. chicken and chicken again.
Pocket juga kebelakangan ini makin menggemari Biawak.
bukan biawak biasa tapi iguana yang tukar kaler tu.
teringin benar pocket nak membelanya tetapi niat hatinya
itu tidak dilaksanakan kerana ada ancaman dari pihak kedua
bahawa jika ada chameleon melata di rumah pocket,
chameleon itu akan di potong potong dan dimasak kari.
Pocket tidak suka bermain teka siapa.
'heloo... cuba teka siapa saya?'
'aaa... tak tau la, sapo ni yek?'
alaaa...takkan tak kenal kut?'
'yer la..tak cam la suara nii.. sapo yek?
pocket akan letakkan jer talipon kepada sesapa saja yang buat gini.
Mangsa yang terdekat...
Mak Su, Pak Su begitu juga Mak sndiri tidak dilupakan juga
Mr Shahmi (kwn dari Beseri Perlis)
Begitulah serba sedikit perkara pelik tentang pocket.
Ngacuman oleh Pocket Pada 11:11 PM
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
'waaahhh... frankly speaking, its more to chemistry rather than theory. how do i give it to you then.
Ok, u'r walking with her, at this point u'r still not in the stage of holding hands yet. maybe its your third date or something... what i'm going to tell u is how do u hold her hand.
the first move.
the first encounter with the venusian. heheh,
u walk with her, moving your hand back and forth,
try to make it the same rhythm.
When she's moving her hand
to the back, yours should too.
Most probably her hand would swing
in a smaller frequency,
to get the same frequency with her would be difficult.
Cause we men usually would swing bigger.
Once u've got the rhythm,
try to 'fish' for her pinkies,
that'll be her smallest finger.
Slight touch on the finger first.
See the reaction.
If positive, gradually increase the touching surface
and the touching time. Do it as slow and gentle as u can...
This is crucial because she must not freak out!
Should she start to walk with her hand wrapped around
her body, its all over for u pocket. Game Over
Then the fishing escalate to the final level.
Hook her finger with yours.
U dont have to hook her finger dat much.
Hooking it like u wanna pull off the coca cola can
opener would be disastrous. Just a slight force would do.
just for her to felt it that u'r actually hooking her finger.
u play the guitar pocket?
well its something like when u pluck the E string in the
middle of the night playing to your self making sure
your sleeping room mate wont get bothered by the sound.
now if u can get here, u can definitely go till the end.
u can only lock your hand with hers after u've felt her
finger is also applying force whenever your finger is
then just go the whole nine yards my friend. :D'
Now pocket, i got this tips from a friend of mine
when i was still too young to drive but falling for
an upper six kakak angkat.
(Dat guy didnt talk in english and most unlikely to refer me as 'pocket',
but this is the pocket writing, therefore...)
she's treating me like i'm a kid
but i'm feeling like a man.
Our age differs so much but our height dont.
(so this tips does complies to us)
she writes to me all the time (in those little 10x10cm little pink paper)
thus so did i
(This was the time when the handphone was not a common thing)
She left the school when i was also leaving for beseri perlis,
i wonder how is she right now?
Tried the tips above...
back then i cant handle my thumping heart
paralyzing my moves. huhuuuuuuuuu...
But it does work though, no doubt about that,
or else how did i got your sister Kon...?
Pocket... holding hands lately?
Recently somebody out there got lucky,
looking forward to more of her post :D
Ngacuman oleh Pocket Pada 1:09 AM
Monday, May 19, 2008
remember CatWoman and her 'nak?' story?
this is yet another story of her...
i was sitting at me desk, on my side was an empty seat.
it was judd's seat and today, he's on medical leave.
Felt quite lonely in ere though..its not like there's no
others in this room..Oh its crowded in here indeed.
The girls are ere
the engineers are ere
so does Mr George and paknan
but still the loneliness just lingers in the air...
and then she sits on judd's seat. Not saying anything..
just sat there with a piece of paper and start to write in it.
she didnt say a word... just sat there writing.
she didnt even looked at me ... just sat there writing.
Me as always amazed by her beauty.
always a sweet treat for the eye.
always soothes this tired and swollen sepet eyes of mine.
They say that age is shown on the back of your hand by
the wrinkles and veins popping up. If that is true than i'd
say she is not older than 5 years old.
Cause there's not a mark of scratch
on her hand and the veins are vaguely visible.
far away from wrinkles nor any dot on
her fair hand... allantoin kut?
Stretched my neck a bit to look at what is she writing,
it was the Petty Cash Form.
Hummm.. why does she comes all this way from the
production just to sit ere and fill in her Petty Cash Form?
I didnt say anything... just watched the stunning
view of nature writing her petty cash form.
The CatW0man sitting on judd's seat,
crossing her leg showing a bit of her pink with white stripe sock.
Now dont let me start on her look.
This time i've just notice that her uniforms sleeve
was cut short, its basically shorter than the standard one,
with a shirt amended to be tighter and sexier,
I wonder why she still wore those long additional
sleeve not to show her skin...
well maybe she just wanna be sexy by showing the
shape not the skin... Naughty.
'Umph!! siap, u dari tadi tak tegur i pun kan...'
looking at me from the corner of her eye.
'jauh tau tak nak datang dari production sana!'
all of a sudden the air becomes tensed
'so apasal datang sini, tpt u dah abih ker Petty Cash Form?'
'tak... banyaak!! its just...'
'u didnt even voice out anything... i thought if i come ere...'
she paused thinking of what might happen if she recklessly
spill her heart out.
'and u just sat there looking at me, next time will u just say
or make some noise or something!?'
her tone was angry but with a slight sweetness of a little girl
mengacum about her broken barbie.
'u know what? i've even wore my new tudong today
just to give u an ice breaking point. ' giving the 'muncung' lips.
i'm still speechless, as i was opening my mouth
'huh!! sudah lah...'
sudden movement of straightening her hand to the thigh
somewhat imitating the gesture of slamming the table.
she walks to the door
slightly stomping her feet on the floor.
making an absurdly large shoulder gesture.
swinging it back and forth.
(Alahai tomei nyeeeeeerrr)
she's being mad at me for not saying anything?
(u say it best when u say nothing at all - ronan keating)
Eh? acaner yek pocket? salah aku ker?
Ngacuman oleh Pocket Pada 1:29 AM
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Stop pocket!!.. i dropped my 10cents
If i am to tell u that in every petr0nas station
they're having a counter.
They call it the 10cents counter.
Anyone who goes to that counter can scan
their ID Card and get their ten cents free
no question asked.
Would u go daily?
I would say that i would.
Because u'r talking about 36 ringgit 50 cents
per annum there. who wanna give u 36 ringgit?
now now.. 10cent is not much but if u'r talking
about a whole year of saving 10cent a day.
My point is ... starting from today on.
I am not going to use my 50cents coin.
i'll make it a habit to myself that 50cents
is created not for people to spend it but
for people to save it.
And i wanna buy a point and shoot Digital Camera
with the money saved :D The DigiCam cost about
800 ringgit which equals to
1600 pieces of 50cents.
that would take me somewhat about ...
4 years and 19 weeks.
hummm... i'll be somewhat late 30s by then...
lets consider 2 ringgit instead ^^;
well the tujuan is good. i wanna put in more pic ere...
my current Dewi is too gedabak
(Dont thell her this or she'll merajuk till next year).
yes i like her since she can shoot nice phot .. but i want
something slim cause i wanna go for candid next time :D
support me will ya pocket...
Ngacuman oleh Pocket Pada 6:49 PM
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
I was sitting at the back seat of the Altis.
going to the supplier side at Thailand.
Listening to my music played on my MP3 Player.
i was then awaken by this song.
Avril Lavigne - innocence.
Now i'm not going to tell u about the song feeling or meaning.
i just wanna tell u about Avril's pronunciation.
We speak english everyday.
we try to speak better but always end up talking like malaysian english.
'i am from penang lah!'
'wait a minute, those product still got meh?'
'atleast we still got our pay loh'
'dat one no need to do one!!'
its not a problem if u'r talking to malaysian.
and most of us do talk to malaysian only.
its just dat i always dream of talking in better english rather than those
'wait wait.. let me eat first' which sounds like
'wet wet.. let me it fes' hahahaha
Waking up I see that everything is ok
The first time in my life and now it's so great
Slowing down I look around and I am so amazed
I think about the little things that make life great
I wouldn't change a thing about it
This is the best feeling
and i type,
she pronounce her 't' and 'k' brilliantly dont u think?
she pronounce her 'great' with the 't' sound at the end.
the somewhat sounds like a short 'tst'
she pronounce her 'amazed' with the 'd' sound at the end.
the somewhat like short 'dah'
starting of tomorrow i think i wanna pronounce all the 'huruf' clearly lah pocket.
kut kut buleh berasap sikit heheh...
any comment pocket?
Ngacuman oleh Pocket Pada 11:54 PM
Friday, May 09, 2008
i think i've told u before that my place is crawling with those devilish bug called
they comes in season, usually when it rains the most.
so my body would be blistered and bloody from this bug bite.
as a treatment, somebody proposed to me about this product
from a local drugstore,
its suppose to be healing and i found out that it does.
well good for it.. and good for me, but why is it indicated at the can
about allantoin? (Refer to photo)
then i've took the liberty of doing a bit of researching, What is allantoin?
according to Wikipedia : (Allantoin from Wikipedia)
'Allantoin is present in botanical extracts of the comfrey plant
and uric acid from cows, most mammals. Chemically synthesized bulk allantoin is
natural-identical, safe, non-toxic, compatible with cosmetic raw materials
, and meets CTFA and JSCI requirements. Over 10,000 patents Manufacturers cite several beneficial
effects for allantoin as reference allantoin.
an active ingredient in over-the-counter cosmetics: a moisturizing and
keratolytic effect, increasing the water content
of the extracellular matrix and enhancing the desquamation of upper layers of dead
skin cells, increasing the smoothness of the skin
; promotion of cell proliferation and
wound healing; and a soothing, anti-irritant, and skin protectant
effect by forming complexes with irritant and sensitizing agents. It is
frequently present in toothpaste, mouthwash, and other oral hygiene
products, in shampoos, lipsticks, anti-acne products, sun care products,
and clarifying lotions, various cosmetic lotions and creams
, and other cosmetic and pharmaceutical products.
Allantoin has not been proved scientifically to reduce the appearance of aging.'
Now my english is not that good but what i can understand is i've applying cow urine to me hands? my body?
anybody to clarify this?
Well ... lets just hopes that the product is actually safe and urine free
Ngacuman oleh Pocket Pada 7:02 PM
Tuesday, May 06, 2008
As per i've mentioned to you below,
i've watched that wretched movie
That movie was great and i love it!!
well.. first of all its because of the tech.
How often can u see a man in a metal
suit flying in supersonic speed.
i'd have to say u need hell of a fire power to
fly just by a rocket on your feet like that.
now now pocket... u cant toss in 'logic issue'
inside a movie like dat right?
or else how in the world do we explain
'P1rates 0f the Carr1bean'?
Gvvyneth Paltr0w (acting as Pepper P0ts)
Aint she a beauty or what...
i've looked all the web for a photo of
Gvvneth Paltr0v in her 'open back' dress
which was so called 'bought by T0ny Strk' as a birthday present.
(This is from the movie, sorry to spoil u pocket:D )
she is soooo the comel.
i can still remember her movie 'Shakespeare in luv' .
before that i cant remember her earlier movie.
This is a story of a man who's proud of his business
but later found out that he hate his own product.
A doctor called yissen makes him realizes that as
the doctor left our hero to see his families.
Our hero then build his metal suit and start to become...
...well heroic :D
But in this movie...
There's no scene like our friendly neighborhood hero
the spidey gone to save some kitten got stuck in some
trees or anything like dat.
There's just so much action and humor shuffled together
dat u'd regret it u've drank the whole 600ml Mineral Water
i'd say a great movie to enlighten your mood.
a no brainer with full of entertaining action
She's just too beautiful to describe:D
(Tua dah tapi kan... How old is she anyway?36?)
So Pocket.. if u have the time, go and watch the movie yah...
i'm giving 8/10 stars...
How about u pocket?
come to think of it, any normal human being whose
taken that kinda beating even in a Titanium shell...
would definitely died...
but then again as i've mentioned above...
do not toss in 'logic issue' in a movie...
u wont enjoy your RM9 worth of ticket.
Ngacuman oleh Pocket Pada 8:33 PM
Monday, May 05, 2008
i have went to kelantan and back in one piece.
its my first time to kelantan and am hell tired.
(although i've went to see IronMan 8hour after
my arrival in Penang)
Now there's sooo much dat i wanna tell ere...
learnt alot. But telling u in such a hurry may
cause me problem. well i might blurt out words
which might offense certain parties.
So have to be behind the bushes a little bit.
But no worries, the 'karangan' is typed and spell
checked, just waiting to be posted soon.
(With a whole lot of amending to do behind some
We went to the Beach... the melawi beach or something.
the main money contributor to the whole kampung was
tembakau so u can see tembakau plantation anywhere.
and the houses... was built with their own design.
(well.. i'd say that they have a template of the whole thing
but all i'm saying is they have less taman perumahan,
compared to penang of course)
The beach was nice!! clear sky, crystal clear water and
whitest beach i'd ever stepped my feet on.
There's even this makhluk but still alive!!
(This was my first time seing this thing up and running actually)
During the night i've went to a place called the Heritage,
well we had our dinner there like twice of all the whole trip!!
this was the Kakak who's making our CharKoeyTeow dat day.
Have to request for an apology from you pocket since i've over
edited the whole pic. THe background was too cluttered with
I was also asked to join a family day of the Perdana Hospital.
Well they're having their family day and i was allowed to take photo of the whole function. This was a picture of a 'kakak' who's her face was hit by an egg tossed by her companion but didnt broke.
(I was aiming for expression ere... but somehow i couldnt manage to get a good one. THis one blurred)
All and all i've had a good time in kelantan pocket.
i dont know about u but i will definitely be going
there again some other time in the future.
Just next time it'll be not by bus.
(8 hours is just too long)
got like 530pcs of pic from the whole 4 day of the
trip. will be putting it ere every now and then pocket.
What have u been doing this whole cuti pocket?
Ngacuman oleh Pocket Pada 4:45 AM