Sunday, December 09, 2012

Memancing Ikan Bulan


Ikan Bulan adalah sejenis ikan air
payau yang kononnya banyak tulang,
sedap buat laksa.. pasal kalau goreng
gitu jer tak sedap katanya..
buleh idup di tempat yang lebih kurang
jer airnya dan yang paling besh ...
syok untuk dipanching,

Yes pocketeers,
ini bukan post yang selalu pocket tulis,
ini hanya lah post ngacuman hati,
nota untuk diri sendiri,
cerita pedoman dan teladan.
Peringatan untuk yang terkorban.

Pocket memang tahu di situ ada
ikan bulan, pocket lalu, dan dia
memang selalu ada.. menayang.
Katanya kalau nak kenal ikan bulan
adalah dari cara dia amik udara...
dan kalau ada dia,
memang dia amik udara...
macam bagi tahu kat kamu
pemanching tegar...
'adooo lagi ni haaaaa'

Kalau Ikan Bulan ni amik udara,
most of the time dia menayang...
ditunjukkan ekornya sikit.
kepelup!! kater bunyi nyer...
Dia akan lepas kan buih dua kali.
Buih dua kali tu penting.
kalau tiga kali tu kononnya ikan
MDKT... kalau nam kali tu bewak.
kalau berkali kali tu penyelam
kentut kot... tak tahu lah.

So pocket pegi ke tempat kejadian
awal pagi dengan sorang lagi peserta
komplot. 3 orang jer dalam group kami...
Sorang tu sudah bujang,
sorang lagi tu ngaku bujang,
dan sorang lagi .. err memang bujang.
Air pasang kononnya kul 750 pagi.
Kami sampai pukul 650.
Cerah tanah pukul 710.. riak diair dah galak..
bagaikan ada coach di bawah air
menyuruh ikan bulan sekalian ke permukaan,
menayang kat kami yang dahagakan tarikan.
kekadang tepiii sangat dengan gigi air.
terasa macam sampai kalau ku capai
terasa macam naak sangat dia naik dan
pulang dengan aku... yang pastinya, dia ada!

Cara kami mudah,
kalau ikut ACU (Pak menakan pocket)
disuruhnya ikat udang idup atau isi ikan
dalam sejengkal ari pelampung.
Ladung kechik dibawah.
Tapi pocket prefer lengohkan tangan
membaling ikan palsu ke tempat riak air tadi..
dan mengayuh pulang dengan harapan
Ikan Bulan nampak Ikan Palsu (Lure),
anggap ianya makanan... and ngap!!
Teorinya mudah, tapi nak melaksanakannya susah...
sekali riak di air, kita pun baling.
Landing lure kita sedepa menjangkaui riak ikan
tadi, dan kita mengayuh lure tu pulang...
Sekali lure kita ke kanan..
buih ikan bulan tadi timbul di kiri.
Taaaakkk dapat jgak. (Dia tak nampak)
baling lagi.. dan lagi ... dan lagi..

Ikan pertama dinaikkan oleh peserta
komplot kami pada 830... ehh air tengah dok
pasang penuh tuu.. ada kaitan kah?
Lure yang digunakan untuk menumpaskan
ikan bulan ni adalah AbuGarcia Tormentor
hitam kunin with white belly 50mm.
eh pocket pun ada tu!!












Ada lagi group lain datang lepas tu,
diorang pun dok naikkan jgak!
Pocket kira kira ada gak lima ekor group tu
naikkan.. lure yang diorang pakai adalah
50mm plastic lure kaler oren ngan ekor puteh.
ohh.. pas ni kena cari nih!!

melihat diorang ni hit banyak
guna lure oren, (Yes, kami gi
tengok in honor of the man
who just got the fish)
Pocket pun cari dalam bag
doremon, ADA!! pocket pun
ada jgak lure oren! tak la sama ..
tapi oren lah kan..
so ku lontar dan lontar...
memang mengena! 3 kali!
Tapi semua nya hanya sempat sampai
ke gigi air, melompat di udara menunjukkan
diri nya yang sexy mexy tu dan terlepas
ke dalam air semula..
adoilaaaa hangin satu badan aku!!
Nak tengok lelaki dewasa melompat
sambil menghentak tanah dalam frust
yang teramat sangat, sila lah ke lokasi
manching :D

Kata kengkawan pocket, kena hook in sikit jer,
jangan lebih lebih, kang lucut. perhatikan
gambar kawan pocket yang dapat ikan tu kat atas
pun yes.. memang mulut ikan tu dah rabak ditarik
lure.. mungkin ikan ni mulutnya lembut kot?
next time akan ku balas dendam.
n kali ni akan ku tarik manja manja gitu :D

sayang seribu kali sayang..
komplot kali ni telah mengorbankan
3 dari askar pocket tersayang.
lure oren tersangkut kayu...
lure pink tersangkut sampah kot.
n lure black yellow with oren belly
dilarikan ikan..


RM12 jgak sekor tu! aduilaaa..




so sesapa yang dok manching bulan,
have fun... hati hati dengan selaman lure anda,
belajar bezakan sangkut kayu ngan sangkut ikan.
daan.. pakai la protection seadanya.
gambar menunjukkan pocket dihantam lure kawan sebelah.
topi tu tembus, kalau kulit kepala pocket yang
tak la ber rambut sangat ni camana? pergh!!!
lagi tak syok, kalau mata camana?
wow!!


Monday, December 03, 2012

592. GoodMourning...

Pocketeers,
I took my dinner last night all alone sitting
on the floor infront of the TV my housemate
had scratched some pen marks just from the
thought of experimenting.
ohh..

it was mamee slurp with eggs and some tofu.
ohh menarik menarik :D

while having the mamee slurp,
I had that movie on.
HITCH with will smith as the matchmaker..
A story of a guy who think match making
can make money but he failed to realized
that not putting 'NO CELEBRITIES' in the
policies is hazardous to the business.


well whatever, he still looks good in that movie.
Even though its not a movie where he's showing
his skin that much like when he's playing ALI...
still u cant hide those candies for the eyes right?
(Ohh typing with the gay in me emerged)

supposedly that pakcik was already in his 37
when he was acting that movie, he was born
in 1968.. that movie was from 2005..
err aa.. hummm 37 lah kot..
give it or take 1 year,
not considering his birthday comparing
the date of the movie taking.

hey hey not much different with me no?
i'm somewhat younger then KAK DEE
about 2 to 3 years, and Kak Dee is still
26.. which makes me abooooouuuuutttt....
(elongate 'about' with eyes looking at
the sky on the left... ohh pocketeers,
u know i'm lying, dont take it seriously ya)

the point is he still looks good even with the age.
ladies have their prime from 16 to ... to...
to... err nak tulis 20 kang yg 21 marah plak.
nak tulih 31 .. karang yang 32 marah plak..
berapa yer ladies punyer prime time?
(Ada yang kena maki jap lagi ni)

and men having their PRIME from 22 to 52..
easily said that is 30 years of flirting okeh..
i guess i still have my time to flirt some more.
and having a juicy figure like Will Smith would
be a plus! dont forget Hugh Jackman,
or Danny Glover (iyer?)
I guess i have to start doing something.
Herbal Life kot? simply senaman kot?
gaji baru masuk, gi beli alat senaman smart shop kot.

as soon as I thought of this,
I've already gone half of the MAMEE SLURP.
ohh nak buang sayang,
nak makan lagi 'SAYANG'
so what to do?
WILL SMITH punya pasal..
kita buang. bazir?
well membiarkan awek chomel berdiam
diri di perhentian bas tanpa ramah mesra
kita juga pembaziran...
so buang buang buang...

hehehe .. entah apo la karangan ari nikan pocketeers,
monday blues kot :D good mourning pocketeers!!
done any mourning lately?
I am, mourning over last night's Mamee Slurp

Thursday, November 29, 2012

591. TheAttractive


Pocketeers,
loh!! buleh sambung sambung plak!!?
bukan nya karangan citer cinta kan..
tak pun karangan citer sedih ker haper.
apooo lah pocket :D

anyway..
here goes the rest of my previous post:
590. TheAttraction... 
I guess I was attracted to the waitress kot...
she was those usual faces u'd see on a fair
symetrical malay face with her hair strap
to the back, pony tail.
It was strap tightly till u can see her obvious
forehead shining in the morning blue light.
A small frame lady with long legs and obvious
waistline. somehow her upper attraction
was less but I never put that as a must for ladies.

The best part about her was her way of
communicating with the customers, I guess
soft spoken good attitude do gets noticed
ya... well of course.. that is why we ask
our younger generation to answer 'YA'
instead of 'Humm' when ever we're calling them.
THose young generation with a pinch of Scottish
accent would answer 'AYE' instead of 'YES'
hehehhe ni bukan perli yer sis cheryna
sajer jer taksengaja sebut :D


but there was a problem...
I think she's attractive.
I am practically attracted to her till
I've chosen to spend RM4 for sarapan at her
mother's place instead of the usual mamak's
but I think she's underage...
one point would be because the mother calls
her 'ADIK'.. usually adik is a term u call the
youngest one.. bongsu.
and the mother doesnt look that old. Aww!!
second point would be from her small figure.
Ohh.. dont say she's 14 and from that she
is going to grow some more!!
Third point would be because i've only seen
her waiting the table daily starting off this
cuti sekolah season, before that it was only
during the weekends... ehh!!?

WAIT SEMINIT!!!
cuti sekolah is effective to all level right?
from sekolah rendah tu sekolah menengah right?
ohh!! dont tell me she's 11!!!!!!!!
mati pakcik!!


tak per tak per!! 
budak upper six or 
UITM  pun cuti jgak 
kan... :D
(Iyoooolah tu nak 
menyedapkan ati)

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

590. TheAttraction...


Pocketeers,
lately there is this joint that i like to go as a third place.
but then again, the time spent there was too short that
i dont think anyone would have the time to ask me...
'masuk keja kul berapa bro?'
well if there are any conversation
going on between me and the waitress or the fellow customer...
it would not last more then 3 minutes.
cause i reach that place at 705,
and i have to leave the place at 720.
mana nak mencekik lagi, nak sembang lagi..
third place? a long way to go...
but the makcik seems to know
my ammount of nasik. 'TIGA JARI'

the food was normal homecooking,
i cant call it a very special delicacies,
as the same old meal is presented in the usual way,
 from the periuk. But kerang goreng kunyit is there...
so does daging goreng kunyit. Ikan isi (?)
ayam goreng.. and best part of all..
the sambal belachan is well balanced.
(Dont u hate those sambal belachan
that puts too much asam or too much belachan?
some even puts asam jawa instead of limau.. wow!)

i guess i was attracted to the waitress kot...
she was those usual faces u'd see on a fair
symetrical malay faces with her hair strap
 to the back, pony tail.
small frame lady with long legs and obvious
waistline. somehow her upper attraction
was less but i never put that as a must for ladies.

She was... oooopppssss time is up..
have to go to work pocketeers..
will finish my karangan later ya.
yes.. this karangan is wrote today at
28thNov 645am... auto published at 845 :D

Monday, November 26, 2012

589. Laundry yang menyesatkan...

adalah tajuk yang tak der kena mengena langsung
dengan post... tapi still pocket tak pernah kisah pun
pasal tajuk kan.. so read on pocketeers:D

Lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely,
i'm so lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely,

as i was letting the low sound of my housemate's Lappy
break the silence of the night on the dining table. A jug
of hot milo on the side, some chips and a mountain of
fried chicken as well.
They say low carb diet is the way to go,
i'm going nasikless.. with 6 drumstick instead :D
hoyeah!!



Lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely,
i'm so lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely,

it was a song from 2NE1 - Lonely... 
(Look for it in the youtube okeh)
i dont know why is it that i'm letting korean songs 
penetrating the harddrive but it did. ohh 

Lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely,
i'm so lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely,

then the housemate came from the kitchen
with the laundry...
'loh.. nak kata lagu lawak tak jgak, 
tapi dok ulang lelonglelonglelong... 
depa dok lelong apa?'

lonely lonely lonely...
loneley loneley loneley (As american pronunciation i suppose)
long ley long ley long ley ... 
long.. lelong! lelong! lelong! le

loh!! jadi lagu lawak yang macam 
senario mungkin nyanyikan katc tv!!
lelong lelong lelong!!! 
adehlaaaaa....

Thursday, November 15, 2012

588. Yang Sudah...

...tu sudah sudaah laaahhhh.

...is a saying that people would say to advice people
who are holding their grudge and kept on lingering
over the past like flies hovering over revolting shit,
(Yes.. bad memories are just like shit... the fume is
revolting, even if u thought u've washed them away,
somehow the scent still there. or atleast your mind think it is)
sometime the fly does land over the shit sucking any
sweet nectar left from the waste. Ewwwww!!!

People who once abused or once scarred from someone
dear to him/her, the pain is even more when u love them.
the pain is even more when u hope the future from them.
hell, the pain will be unbearable if it was your flesh and blood.

Yang sudah tu sudah sudaah laaahhh...
tak baik idup dalam dendam,

Yes yes... nothing good will come from living in grudge or
keeping the thought that one day u'll revenge his/her wrongdoings,
but we are just mere flesh that is weak inside. THe thought just
wont leave u that easily.

Dont u think that the saying above is just a mere
EASY WAY TO RESOLVE PROBLEMS?
Oh so after he did this to me,
after all the nightmare and screaming in the night,
waking up every morning having to put the
tear-drenched pillow under the sun to dry up like
there is a 'baby' in this bujang house peeing in
its sleep.

sapa kenching tilam tuu?


Those thought of how boring hari raya will be if
its penang turn for her to spend her hari raya...
The actual plan of spending Hari Raya in Langkawi
just so that we dont have to meet her?
After all that excruciating experience,
'Yang sudah tu sudah sudaah laaahhh...'?

Baaanyak cantik muka?

He should be punished.
She should public apologize and do some time.
or be my coolie and clean my lawn for the next 3 years.
Or like how that cikgu got from the movie
where Afdlin Shauki loved his daughter too much
that he beat up the teacher and he have to 'salute'
him whenever he is around.

well yes i have to agree that there is no
courtroom to judge our small petty cases.
Who's to judge? Third person from the whole case?
He/She will be bored with such small issues that
we're facing till he'll say ...
'Yang sudah tu sudah sudaah laaahhh...'
Understood. But that is unfair no?
What about me?
Dimanakah Keadilan?
Forgive her? yes i did,
but I still need the justice to be brought upon her.
She need to feel the pain. Or at least regret it
with her flesh that she did it in the first place.

dont u think so?
what do u think pocketeers?
'Yang sudah tu sudah sudaah laaahhh...'
tu buleh diterima pakai ker?
Cara mudah nak rungkaikan kebencian
dari satu pihak jer kot?

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

587. Never Getting Any...


...eh tak!!
We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together.. the song.

Pocketeers,
if u look at my blog title in your bloglist,
it'll show my last post was 7days ago..
something that I promised myself not to do.
But that is it with promised.
the broken one seems to be more obvious.
The kept one? obviously oblivious:D
(Sajer je nak pakai perkataan 'obv-obv' tu..
hehehh betul tak penggunaan tu?
saper pandai english?)

Have u guys watched that Music Clips
from Taylor Swift for that song
'We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together'
She likes to appear in her pyjamas right?
I think she have to wear that cause she's
keeping that red top and the 'small-black-short'
hidden inside.
Luv the 'one-cut' kinda music video...
shows that the director are such good in their timing.
luv this video very very much...
although the monkey guy is really annoying :D

Kinda remind me about that lady Utada Hikaru
who also did somewhat the same...
the song title was 'Goodbye Happiness'.
The Video was like it was done from the lappy camera...
(How do u put on a headphone on top of your hair?
tak terasa rimas ker?)
Luv her hair in that MusicVideo...
I know one cute lady is having the same hair
as that... saya nak kamu boleh?
sila angkat tangan :D

Oh oh!! dont forget Bruno Mars with 'Lazy Song'...
again with the monkey.. adoihlaaaa

I guess it shows that the director is really
working their brainjuice just to ensure the
timing is all correct.
and the singer need to ensure they dont mess up.
For if they trip on something or taken the wrong
prop by the end of the shooting.
its re-do from the beginning.
'CUUUTTT!!!! From the top people!!'
adehlaaa..

dont know why did I'm posting this,
just thought 'One-Cut-Music-Video' is nice kot :D
hey hey cuti lagi?
Pocket is!!

Tuesday, November 06, 2012

586. Survival Tips No.2

Pocketeers...
its been a week of hectic.
somehow i'm feeling pain all over
my body but i cant tell where was
it from.
Did i did it too rough last night?
Did i fallen off the bed last night?
or did i sleepwalked and picked
up a fight with a local thug and lost
oh oh.. apoo la andaian.

Today i'm going to put on another of
my survival tips as my last one was
back in August 2011...
373. Survival Tips No.1
yes.. its been a year, is this an annual
thing? lets hope i can write bout this
more often :D

'SAYANG'... this is a common name  most
men call their better half, when they call
u this.. its like telling u that they luv u,
or cared about u...
The truth was actually different.
This is just another tool for us to make
sure we'll never accidentally call u
by a different name in situations
that requires us to multitasking.

U know men with multitasking right?
They cant scratch their balls with their
right hand and operate the ASTRO remote
with their left simultaneously... this is true,
and all my readers with testosteron can verify this.

U wanna verify this? ask your men to do the dishes,
then tell him a story... change the name a few time
or change the details of the story a few times,
he wont notice... If he did notice,
check the quality of the dishes that he cleaned.
most probably it'll be 'OVERWASHED'

We call our girls sayang because of one thing,
we have a lot of girls with different names and
names lately are just so Effingly LONG!!
Nik NorFarahin Zamzuriana Ishak.. uuuiii!!!
Cant blame u for that, u were not the one who
choose... and u know what will happen if i'm with
Cheryna Pirez but accidentally called her 'Dee'
pergh!! mati!!
(Not that i have 'anything' with both of them
of course, this is just a 'Perumpamaan')

By calling her a common name,
the danger of being exposed
will be less.
so when i'm with Katy Perry..
i'll be calling her 'SAYANG'...
so the same if i'm with Charice Pempengco
'SAYANG tolong amikkan kan garpu buleh?'
and so does another 12 girls in the list.
(12 is just a random number i'm putting here okeh...
i wish it could be 12... but instead it was ...........-silence-)

macham ada jer blogger yg pocket slalu
do gi bertandang muka cam ni tapi siapa 
ya? sayang... bleh tolong angkat tangan?







Girls, if u ever being called common name like
sayang... intan payung, cinta, luv, jelly, or ketupat.
start checking will ya? :D is there a list?

Men, starts to call her 'SAYANG'
and u will never again be faced with 
that awkward moments of trying to 
change no2's name into a verb or a
nouns that would definitely sound weird.
'err shila...'
'shila?'
'taakk.. see la this one, looked old kan'
hek enneeeeeeeee

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

585. Laa.. 'Cuti' Lagi?

Pocketeers,
I wanted to post something else,
but instead of Copy and Pasting
what i've pre-wrote earlier, I chose
to let my fat fingers menggedik again.
Its a good exercise anyway..
hopefully I'll lose some weight.

I was blogwalking and I saw a few
bloggers was writing about how they
dont have anything to do and that
they're feeling so bored right now.
ended up they're letting time goes by
without nothing done instead.
Hey hey. i cant blame u...
I'd rather sleep my 'CUTI' days off
from dusk to dawn too.

Its just that if the 'CUTI' was for a day or two,
that is understandable, but if its for the whole 1 month,
why not do something meaningful? Productive or 'Masyuk'
Like buy yourself some power tools and start learning
to become a carpenter? yes stupid as it may sound...
but try to ask a few guys out there to 'nail' u a rack for
your pasu bunga... i dare to say 30% of them cant.
would be helpful if u know how, no?
Pisang goreng would be nice...
Nasik lemak in the morning pays nicely too.

I once went to a country where azan is only heard through
MP3 players inside our handphone's alarms. This friend
of mine went on and pick up those TV or old speaker sets
people throw away and fixed them during his free time.
He went on and sell them in AUCTION and earned a few
lunch and even paid his rent with it. COOL NO?


I myself did learned from him and started to joined
fan club for some cute girls who cant sing hoping fans
would still luv them tru their cuteness. By joining the fanclub,
I got access to the best seats in concerts and able to buy
them way before common people can. Selling those tickets
to a die hard fans is like extortion!!
the price would go nearly double!!
the thing ended badly, but that is another story...
i got cash alright... that is the bottom line.

My point is, we are given 530 000 hours to live,
we've used 10% believing ultraman exist,
another 20% thinking that Hang Jebat yang jahat.
lets use the rest in the best way we can ok :D
If its not for the cash, atleast for the knowledge,
but having some cash in the bank does makes the different.
atleast it'll be 11 days of nasik goreng for dinner
 rather then 11 days of nasik puteh
(Gas abih 19hb daaaaaa)

hey hey!! besok gaji, jom 
beli mesin potong rumput!
kot dapat kontrek padang 
skolah dipagi sabtu,
masyuk gak tuu :D

Monday, October 29, 2012

584. 'U...Marahkan I Lagi Ker?'


Pocketeers, Ari ni isnin,
Ini adalah post 'BERSALAH',
Ini adalah post berbau chinta,
yes yes.. tak semua orang suka baca post
tentang chinta sang empunya blog..
tapi pocket pung sesekali teringin gak
nak blues blues...
(Bukan selalu ker?)
Monday Blues lagipon kan...

She came into my life just recently...
it was a hectic period as I was struggling
with my debt and yet she still appear.
I came to know her in a hospital.
While tending my housemate who was admitted.

I dont have to describe her that day,
u guys have read most of my stories and u know
how bad I am in describing people, but I do know
this, the first time I laid my eyes on her,
she was not even looking at me but yet I still
unintentionally smiled. She's that beautiful.
On the spot mintak nombor talipon,
selepas karangan dialog yang panjang,
selepas jumpa dia dihari kedua ...
we became more than 'someone-i've-met-in-the-Hospital'

Setelah beberapa lama mengenali dia,
pocket terasa sayang yang bertambah tambah,
DIa adalah seorang yang pocket sanggup tak makan,
hanya kerana ada duit nak belanja pun sehelai not
RM5, dah tu nasik goreng dia pun dah RM3..
Teh ais lagi?
'Tak per.. i makan dah tadi, teman u jer okeh'

Dia adalah sorang yang membuatkan pocket
terasa nak beli tali gitar dan bunyikan rumah
sunyi ni kembali dengan nada nada cinta.
Hoping someday buleh petik senada dua,
mengiringi sajak chenta.. perghh!!!!

DIa membuatkan pocket rasa macam nak idup lebih lama
(Ikut ketentuan ILAHI la jgak kan)
kalau pun hanya seminit dua, hanya nak tengok
dia sedikit lebih lama sebelum pocket pergi.
Terasa nak nak sihatkan diri,
kurangkan gula, garam dan minyak.
moga kalau ada jodoh, buleh tengok
anak.. cucu malah cicit kemudian hari.

Dia suka melawak,
merapu macam pocket jugak,
Joke dia kekadang sarcastic,
kekadang tak paham,
kekadang kejam,
tapi pocket gelak jugak.
Dia somehow minat 'Trajectory weapons'
macam baling pisau,
Archery,
Guns,
or just a simple pistol air.
Tak suka sangat actually,
takut kalau bebila pocket 'inevitably' bermain
kayu tiga... memang kena lari menyelamatkan
nyawa lah kan. Bayangkan kalau dia ada Firearms
licence masa tu.. tak kalut?
Tapi kebelakangan ni dia menunjukkan minat
dalam memancing, siap nak ikut lagi pocket gi
manching, terasa plak.. why not kalau kita usaha
sama sama.. it would be something that we could
do together kinda thing kan...
ok.. i'll search for any
archery club around penang ok sayang...


Gi mandi sungai dengan Dia raya aji bebaru ni,
adohlaaa punya la penat melayan memerang tak
pernah jumpa air nii... besh besh
on the way balik, kami makan nugget murahan
kat titi hayun tu. pergh!! best time of my life.

The thing is... semalam Dia merajuk,
Dia ajak pocket tengok samting,
tapi pocket ignore dia, iyer lah, pocket
pun dok kalut ngan kengkawan lain sama..
housemate pun ada situ so...
lepas dia ajak dua tiga kali,
pocket dok tak ikut jgak. dia terus menghilang kan diri.
Dia balik sendiri n gave me the silent treatment,
until today that is.. harapnya semalam dia tak la dok
baring kat atas tilam sambil nangis.
harapnya dia balik n ngan moody nya tu dok
nengok tv... dvd kesukaan maybe sambil makan
eskrim.
pocket tak la rasa kesian sangat kalau dia dok marah marah...
kesian kalau dia dok teresak esak kat bantal jer.

Tadi talipon dia,
Mamak yang angkat..
'Mamak kaa.. tanggichi apa macham la mamak?'
tapi Dia tak nak sembang...
Dia geleng kepala kata Mamak...
Mamak, jangan marah pocket yer.
pocket taksengaja. Ohh..

Pocket akan mintak mahap,
tapi kan, adik adik chantik manis sekalian,
kalau korang la..  biarpun dah maafkan,
luka dihati tu akan terpadam ker?
or berparut sampai tua?

N nak bodek dengan aper ni yer?
cuba sebut samting fancy yang 
wanita muda sekalian suka...

Thursday, October 25, 2012

583. The WILL

pocketeers,

its raya's eve.. and here i am alone in my house...
my housemates is already in their kampung..
me? well lets see another two to three hours..
that is if i have the 'WILL' to pack up my things...

its nuttin much actually,
just the 'JORAN' and the 'LURE'
then there's the Handphone..
not to forget the baju melayu..
its nearby anyway...
about 70km away..

to FILANTERA who are now in Bagan Serai...
see u tomorrow yah bro :D

to BANJI who are now in SABAH...
hey hey!! makan payau buat rendang okeh :)

to u pocketeers,
SALAM AIDIL ADHA,
DRIVE CAREFULLY,
DONT DRINK AND DRIVE,
even if its a soy milk drink as it would
take your concentration off the road .

PS: One request, jangan makan dagin banyak sangat ^^
kang demam plak...

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

582. Muddy Road to Beauty


My father opened up a school,
it was a school for the gifted,
more or less like what xavier did in X-Man,
a school for the outcast, unique u might say.
it was only with less budget.

...or that is how he would describe it,
me on the other hand, would describe it as a school
for the less fortunate in 3 of the major Exams
teenager had to sit back then when Richard Marx was
still a hit. The SRP, SPM and STPM. Yes people,
our exams back then were 'Re-Seat'able.

As a school, students come from all over the state,
and therefore a small Asrama was prepared for somewhat
30 to 40 young and vibrant girls.
I was happy of course, I can gesek gesek inbetween
the kakak kakak when they came to our house to watch
muzik muzik without the fear of getting caught. (I was 9!!)
One of them did tried to get naughty with me..
but that is another story :D

One of the problem in having Beautiful and seksi
'Kakak-Asrama' was that it was like keeping a bunch of hens...
the wolf is always out there keeping their eyes on the delicacies
 just in case windows of chances opened.

Some of them did went the whole shabang,
In the darkness of the night, with a dimmed torchlight,
they crawled their way underneath the dawai rawat,
across the stenched and soft mud behind our house.
lie on their back underneath the place where the
plates is left to dry...
hoping that they could see one of the 'Kakak-asrama'
washing and putting the plate onto the para-para in their
free hair and sexy mode. (Basically mengendap lah)
But of course most of them is free hair and sexy,
they're in their 'Coop' no? what is there to fear?

I did went and look at the location where they lie.
bwelkhh!! it was revolting.
1) the wall was full of dark green molds
2) the 'Floor' was holding water and mud
(Its the laluan kumbahan.. what do u expect?)
3) the dawai rawat was still intact meaning that
they're most probably be crawling on their chest
down on the mud. wow!!

I pity them,
I salute them,
They went the whole nine yards just to be able to
catch a glimpse of their freehair,
seeing them 'bra-less' would be a bonus,
naked would be a dream that will never come tru.
(Sapa nak naked dalam asrama ngan kengkawan!!?)

chenggini lah kot no?


Keeping up with the Mosquito without
the freedom of slapping them every now and then
(Yer la, kang dengar lah kan) hoping to see her
in her Camy maybe, or a sleeveless.
I guess the pain...  was well worth it.

and always keep on the watch hoping that no one would
catch them doing such honorable thing. With heart thumping,
listening to the girls voice all sweet and nice..
Hoping that they could hear something personal,
Like how they like their 'men' to be,
or how they like to get down...
anything.. everything.. something...

So there u go sis,
U venusian are such a beautiful creation that we risk
our health and geli from the molds and mud...
even kekotoran mutlak najis muqholadzhoh (Betul ker heja ni)
just to see u smile. Its like the very sight of your skin revealed
when u'r adjusting the knot from your kain batik would
expose some kind of vitamins keeping us alive.
Just to hear u humm your favorite song when u'r washing your plates...
The sound would seems like an oversize cottonbud tingling our ears.
'Geliiiiiiii'
we know we'll never be able to 'own' u as siapalah kami,
sang pipet bermimpikan enggang. But we kept on dreaming
and falling head over heels, risking everything just to 'SEE' u.
I'd say those Peeping Tom wont get that much action
every night, but for the sake of love and affections,
they did it anyway... and for that i hope u girls would
understand. Or appreciate us maybe.

so.. if ever anyone goes on mengendap..
Feel proud and pity him,  as he puts his health and
safety in danger just to see u. Drawn to u even if he
have to go tru revolting mud.
Pricking 'Dawai Rawat'...
and slithering creature
just to put his thumping heart at calm again,
as he is nothing... but mesmerized by your beauty.

Monday, October 22, 2012

581, Haaaa... Baru La Lawaaaaa :D


Pocketeers,
This post most probably be offensive
towards a lot of people, yes I am on my
devilish side today,not to say i worship
the devil, hell no!
its the dark force kicking in.
(khiiii.. Khooooo.. Khiiiii... Khooooo
the sound of darth vader breathing...)
hear me out.

whenever someone do something good,
everyone will give their compliment.
'ooohhh bagus lah.. kahwin pun kamu'
'yes yes, that is the way sis..
mak bapak perlu diutamakan'
'aduuuhhh!! cantiknya sheila hamzah bertudung!!'

may I ask u,
are u genuinely complimenting?
or u'r just wanna say something nice?
as a moral support maybe to that guy
or girl who just did the good deeds.
Anak sulung who left his/her good job
just to take care of the sick parent
needs a lot of moral support no?

and here comes the bomb...
Are u genuinely honestly complimenting?
,,,or are u complimenting just so that
people by your side think of u as
a good person?
a good muslim..
or a good samaritan?

when u'r complimenting someone as beautiful
after she wore her tudong, do u really think
she's beautiful or u dont wanna say she's
hideous wearing tudong cause chances are
u wont be able to see the sun down as someone
will stab u near the heart saying that u'r
a devil in the flesh.


Are u sincere withh your compliment?
is she more beautiful wearing tudong?
Oh Oh.. i know u'll be protective in your
answer today...
then dont answer inside the comment area,
just a point to ponder.

Not only about the tudong issue of course,
alot more.. Tudong or aurat is one simple
example that I can put here, that i think
a lot of us can relate to..
my question opens to all other theme too...
Politik maybe? what about those hudud thingy?
Halal Haram maybe, 'lust in love',
or the very foundation of marriage,
anything and/or everything in between.

think about it.
are we sincere in our compliment?
are we sincere to ourself?
or we are just as hipocrite to ourself
like we are to other 'FURNITURE' god
created to walk this earth?

WOW!! serious post pepagi isnin beb:D
selamat berkerja :D lagi pat ari jer
nak raya beb^^

Friday, October 19, 2012

580. Ular!!!


Pocketeers,
Satu hari jumaat yang indah, pocket tengah keja,
pukul 530 petang dok tak dok, Mr Big suruh
buat translation report yang urgent diperlukan
pagi sabtu. POcket tengok report tu,
eleh.. selamba rock jer ni pocket buleh translate.
'Tak per MrBig!! malam ni saya hantaq!!'
dengan menunjukkan jari kebawah macam suruh
dia tengok seluar murah yang ku beli RM15.

So kul 6petang tu pocket start la translate,
ada 21 page powerpoint,
4 page utk tajuk (Senang)
12page utk graph (Medium)
5 page utk karangan (Susah)
siap janji lagi ngan housemate,
paling lambat pun kul 10 buleh
sampai la rumah ni. Belagak belagak..
kul 7 pulun lagi,
kul 8 pulun lagi,
kul 9 eh tak siap lagi...?
kul 10?
sekali translation tu tak siap siap
sampai kul 4 pagi!! pergh!!
masa keluar kilang tu dah start fening fening.
jalan ada sikit hoyong hayang. Tapi kita control.

Macam macam jadi masa kita ngantut ni,
yang paling ditakuti ialah otak auto-shut-down.
Kalau tengah dalam toilet or dah sampai umah ok lah,
kalau tengah naik motor, melintas jalan or juggling pisau?
wow!!
(Kenapa ko nak juggling pisau plak pukul 4 pagiii!!! adehlaaa)

Pocket buleh rasakan, symptom symptom otak dah penat,
antaranya dah tak leh bajet kekuatan sendiri,
pulas kunchi motor tu rasa cam buleh pusing lagi jer,
tapi dah max dah. Sikit lagi sure kunci tu patah.
dan yang paling besh is, the hallucination
pergh!! memang nampak macham macham siot!!

kat sini pocket terpikir...
apa kata kita absorb semua halusinasi ni,
kita terima jer jangan tahan.
macam kita lepaskan kentut, jangan tahan.
macam kita muntahkan jer isi perut, jangan tahan.
macam kita nangis jer bila tengok hindustan, jangan tahan.

and so that was what I did.
I absorb. It took some time, but somehow I managed.
pergh!! bebenda pelik buleh nampak woo!!
nampak orang tunggu bas,
sapa nak tunggu bas kul 4 pagi beb?
nak kata berteduh dalam ujan pun tak,
homeless tido? adik free hair baju kurung biru muda lagi!

Dengan kelajuan 50km/j,
dok blues tengok kereta yang jarang jarang lalu,
dok tak dok pocket brek menchakar!!
(hahahah orang kedah punya ayat ni, 'brek menyakaq!')
pocket nampak ada ular dok menjalar atas jalan,
itam lagi besor nyer ulor tu!! kalau langgar sure
kena patuk punyer lah!! kalau dia patuk motor tak pa
la kan, kalau dia patuk patela ku camana?
(Patela = kepala lutut)
lepas pocket stop, baru la nampak makhluk sebenar.
bayang bayang bendera ditiup angin dengan sumber
cahaya nya dari atas lah!!

Lebih kurang macam ni lah!! cuma melintang jalan... pergh!!!


Patung di kuil hindu berhampiran bagaikan menoleh
kan kepalanya kepada pocket.

Jauh didalam hutan kelapa sawit, ku lihat lembaga
bagaikan anney bersarong puteh terbang dalam
hutan menjual kachang.
Pocket rentikan motor, tengok!
oohhh.. kain banner iklan dipinggir utan rupanyaa.

Pocket sampai rumah alhamdulillah,
n went to be with a smile in my face,
how I enjoyed my journey home.
hence here I am telling the experience to you.

It was nice,
it was interesting,
a must try.
just let go..
let go of the truth,
let go of reality,
sometime u gotta let go..
and see the world from another point of view.
just let go :D
Tapi kalau berlebih tu akan membahayakan :D
pasal kalau ketagih ngan halusinasi ni lah yang
mula nak cari ganja or other prohibited meds

patutla orang yg tengah high nampak happy jer ^^;

heheheh

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

579. U tak der komitmen laa...


Pocketeers,

Punya la pocket kebelakangan
ni dah jarang jarang post..
humm tiada alasan yang buleh diberi..
nak jer salahkan keja sekarang,
bukan hanya blogging sajer je yang tersekat,
pembacaan juga tergugat,
music life juga berkarat,
chenta juga makin 'tak-sihat'
sidia merajuk pun nak pujuk tak sempat,
adehlaaa..

rasanya disini lah persoalan komitmen.
dimana komitmen kamu?
ooh pocket terpaksa jawab
pocket komited ngan keja sekarang ni,
sampai nak sembang lama lama kat kantin
pun rase macam tak betul.. dah tu keja
dok belambak lagi, lagi nak lepak?
kang besok tak siap..
kita gak yg dipersalahkan.
And waktu rehat pocket actually
rehatkan minda.. tak gi canteen, just
duduk di kerusi ofis bergelap,
sikit lagi nak pelekat Cool FEVER jer
di dahi untuk sejukkan sikit minda yang
tengah panas, kalau la buleh jgak
Cool FEVEr tu dilekat kan dibawah tulang
rusuk kiri, nak jer ku lekatkan..
moga hati yang panas ni reda sikit:D

actually komitmen tu apa yer?
definition anyone?
pocket rasa la kan...
'tindakan dalam hidup seharian yang dilakukan
hanya untuk memenuhi satu tujuan'

buleh ker?
macam kalau commited to work,
forcing u to sleep early,
no more drunk on tuesday night,
no sleeping with the clerk,
even if the clerk is dang hot and available.
semua ini untuk memastikan kerja kita tak
terganggu dan sempurna.
(And the devil whispers...
'alaa ko kan pandai, tak per punyer,
mana nak sangkut keja? lagi pun dia comel woo!!')

commited to a hobby?
Commited to someone?
i guess the final recipe is TIME.
to spend time for Such commitment.
For work its easy..
u'r scanning in at 8 and scanning out at 5.
but for hobby?
for someone?
for blogging?

i need to sit down to write more.. aduiii
i need to own a smart phone to read your
blogs more.. aduuiiii
i need to call her more...
err.. maner phone number dia ari tu!?

aduuiiiiii



'heloooo... err u kenal i lagi tak?'

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

578. The Hunger Games

Pocketeers,
as per what stated clearly in the title,
THE HUNGER GAMES,
oh yes I have finally watched this movie,
I'm late, yes I know, blame it on the money.

As usual, I will not be writing the review,
I dont know about movies peak and slump,
nor the expressions in people's eyebrow
that sometime movie critiques refer to be inadequate,
or those great great movie review that talks about
the script.. waahhh... pandai nya kamuu...
no.. I will not.

but I can tell u what I felt after watching this movie.
Its a movie that was suppose to be base from a
novel written in 2008. Watching this movie makes
me felt like I've watched it before.. oh oh .. when
was it? yes.. the Battle Royale(2000), a mengarut movie
of kids let to an island to kill among themselves,
That is how the japanese produced their movie
back then, its 'ikut-suka-ati-mak-bapak-aku-la'
kinda attitude which I dont understand.
Lately and only lately that their director was aiming
for the ticket-money rather then 'pure-arts'

And I do realize the heroin from the movie was not
that much skinny. I guess skinny heroin is a thing of
the past... Now its the ladies with muscle's time to shine.
so ladies... what are you waiting for?
shape up those biceps and tone up those abs... :D
leave some lemak around the hip for some 'up and down'
action will ya...
(sis Cheryna Pirez.. u killed me last night okeh!!
check out her post here will ya)
Nak tulih tajuk pung segan dah sikit sikit

Zaman sekarang heroin dah tak seksi dah kan :D



But one thing that I think everyone is missing,
Its the message that tells u its NOT wrong to become
what people want u to become... if its winning u the game,
if its what puts the food on the table,
if its what decide where u die that night,
why not?
Eff your minat... Eff your love...
Eff your respect or self-made-morals,
If it let u sleep well at night..
listening to your kids snore in comfort...
why not?
Why not fake a love?
Why not fake a kiss?
Why not fake a devotion?

Katniss Averdeen did it,
and from that she got meds for Peeta,
and for that she won...
its nothing personal...
its just life...
and everyone wants to win...
no?

Tuesday, September 04, 2012

577. Facial Mask.


pocketeers,
I once let myself fall to the era
of poverty to the extend of
counting every syiling daily ensuring
all of them does not fall off my pocket,
Cause missing 50cents will cause me
a day's sarapan...
or the dinner will only be...
nasik gawat without teh o ais.
Wanna blame it on the ladies in my life,
but I know it was me who choose to got
involved with more then one.

I have a 'Cheap' buddy then, his name was Farid...
We use to talk about how to save and cutting cost.
We came out with a lot of ideas,
some of them was too stupid...
some u'd think just might work.
Theories like water let drip once per second
does not accounted for in your bills,
So let it drip tonight..
and u can have water to drink tomorrow.
The investment in rechargeable battery
and charge them in the office just so
that I can use the battery powered
'Baby-Fan' to sleep at night.
But most of all, the information on where
to buy dirt-cheap pants, singlet or socks,
food like meat and chicken... or a stall
that sells nasik gawat.
(It was nasik puteh, telur goreng,
sup kosong and teh o ais for RM2)

We use to give each other's info,
we never went together, but we know,
that the info was well used for.
(u can see both of our pants
was from the same model)

But that was 3 years ago,
back then when we were ....'less'
I met Farid on Sunday, it was a gathering,
we were talking with a few other friends,
I didnt realize it when I blurted out about
a local shopping mall was selling jeans
for RM15 and that I bought 3 of them today,
I even showed it in front of the others
the one that I was wearing.
Everybody laughed thinking that it was a joke,
Farid just looked away, bitterly smiling...
'oohh ya ka?'

I guess people are wearing mask all the time,
and I have to wear one too, whenever I am with
buddies, people from the office or their husband,
atleast put on a decent mask will U?

Decent enough to talk about how I
test drive a Grand Livina 1.6MT today,
Decent enough to talk about
decoration on the tangga rumah,
(kalau rumah setingkat atau
rumah flat, tak leh sembang woo!!)
Decent enough to talk about
an oversea trip planned next year.
Decent enough NOT TO TALK about
where to buy udang RM14 sekilo,
or cheap cheap local beef and
of course... cheap cheap Jeans.



Cause not all are proud to show
their real face in public.
Not all...


Sunday, September 02, 2012

Mancing Toman


pocketeers,
camana dengan cuti tiga ari kamu?
gi jejalan kemana mana?
pocket gi memancing kat tasik air ganda grik
dan pulang kerumah mendapati housemate demam
teruk.. ohh kesian housemate, sorri i was not
here, your series of bubur McD will be on me
okeh..

Tonight is a long post! A Trip Report post,
A story I'm leaving for myself to remember
after this-not-so-young flesh took age and
starts to writes names underneath each cucu's
potrait cause he cant remember them anymore.

The Road.
Keluar rumah kul 4 pagi, bunyi motor burukku
membelah kesepian malam bagaikan lagu pop sexy,
sesekali 'POM!!' bunyi exzosku adalah bagaikan
bunyi dengusan sexy dari lagu lagu
britney spears - toxic
sampai kat umah PakLah, kul 450.
Tepat seperti dijanjikan.
Tunggu sorang lagi bangun tido,
membuatkan trip ke grik bermula pada 6 pagi.
hoi!! Abang Din actually ketuk pintu rumah dia
untuk kejutkan dia.. pergh!!! :D

Selepas gen2 puteh dilajukan di jalan kona kona
dari BKE (Butterworth Kulim Expressway) ke Grik,
nasib baik tak muntah,
kami sarapan dan menapau lunch.

Drive lagi 20km untuk sampai ke
persisiran air tasik Air Ganda tu,
parking kat umah sang pembekal
ikan keli, pergh!! Orang bagitau
kater guna ikan keli untuk mancing
toman, poccket tak bajet besor
benor ikan nak buat umpan nyer!!
sekali panjang sejengkal jgak tuu!
daaahh risau!! aku yang pondan
belagak macam pandai ni tak pernah
pegang ikan keli seumur idup..
adoh!! camana ni!!
Bukan ada sengat ker?
daaahhh panic.
tapi tak per, kita kontrol macho..
kang nak ber'aww-aww!!'
pung dalam bot karang lah..

eh bot? ini lagi satu benda yang tak pernah wat
seumur idup, naik bot kechik yang max pun 3 orang
jer buleh naik tu!! adohlaa... camana ni!?
kang terbongkar lah rahsia kater pocket ni mengaku
jer budak kampung... tapi bebenda ni haram
tak pernah wat, akan terbongkar lah!!
Tapi tak per... kita control ayu dulu.
Kitorang beli anak ikan keli 30 ekor per boat.
RM1 per keli... daaaan bermula lah penyiksaan.


Upload bebarang naik atas boat, memula tu terasa
goyah nya, almaklumlah.. tak pernah naik, machaam
merangkak pun ada gak.. rasanya tekong tuu tengok
pocket pun dia dah buleh bajet agaknya...
'pondan ker yang naik ni? tapi berjanggut?'
boat dilajukan ke destinasi, masa ni pocket tak la
rasa risau sangat, quite stabil lah kan..
then sampai la destinasi yang berupa hutan tenggelam...
kayu terpacak sana sini.
dan abang din pun memberi lah tunjuk ajar camana
nak pegang ikan keli tu versi pondan tapi still
nampak macho... guna unchang teh yang orang dok
wat teh tarik tu, sauk ikan keli tu guna unchang tu,
then letak atas permukaan flat
(top of the keli container)
pegang kepala ikan tu dari luar unchang tu,
(Jadi berlapik lah dengan kain unchang tu kan..
dan selak lah kain tu bagi nampak bahagian atas
kepala keli tu untuk dicucuk.
Part ni pocket berjaya.. hoyeah,
pondan ini tidak sepondan mana lagi weh!!

Selepas tu Abang Din berdiri dan start nak
casting umpan idup tu ke riak air yang terbina
bila sang toman 'menangkap'. eh kejap? berdiri?
pocket duduk atas bot ni pun dah goyang goyang,
ko nak suruh pocket berdiri? eh?
Tapi tak per, pondan ni bangun jugak,
amik tapak biarpun sang tekong dah panic,
kenapa bot ni goyang nya lebih...
ngan separa tertonggek, pocket buleh berdiri.
pinggang di'stret'kan dan holla.. pondan ni dah
buleh belakon macam budak kampung yang dah
biasa biasa saja mancing atas bot.
Balingan pertama ikan keli ku kebelakang.
ohh malunya,
balingan kedua ikan keli ku jer terbang.
(Bail tak bukak...)
adehla malunya,
balingan ketiga baru la nampak cam betul sikit,
theorynya ikan keli ni akan terasa bagaikan
dibaling ke dalam air untuk dilepaskan,
so once dia mencecah air, dia akan terus 'dive'
menyelamatkan diri. Bila riak toman dikesan
pemancing, teorinya toman tu masih disitu,
dan ikan keli akan dilandingkan disitu 1 second
selepas tu. Keli yang tak tahu hujung pangkal tu
akan 'dive' untuk bertemu dengan sang toman dibawah.
teorinya lah kan.

The Catch.
Pocket nampak riak toman tu,
casting anak keli ku beberapa kaki terebih
sikit dari kawasan toman tadi, ku biarkan keli
'dive' lama sikit, dan ku mulakan tarikan pulang...
masa nak start tarik tu terasa sentapan,
Abang Din nampak hujung rod pocket tersentap,
terus diberi arahan. pocket tarik rod dari menghala
ke depan sampai bertentang arah. Bengkok rod tu
menunjukkan kebesaran toman tu.. dah happy dah..
kayuh la kayuh cepat cepat.. takut toman 'ikat'
tali dikeliling kayu.
Toman tu melawan la jugak tapi tak la sampai
beberapa minit, 15 saat jer kot... sampai lah
toman tu ke bot. Ku amik sauk, dan ku 'darat'kan.
Tengok ke saiz toman tu,
terasa.. tak la besor sangat tapi... pergh!!
mengeletar la jgak tangan pas tu dek adrenaline.
Inilah kot yang dikatakan 'ketagihkan toman' tu.
Dan macam benda tu hebat sangat, pocket pun
tangkap gambor la sampai 12 kali snap,
Komen dari Abang Din membuatkan ku stop
sebelum snap ke 13 'Okeh lah tu, Dah dapat saiz 
baru lepas sekolah, saiz rempit... time to get the 
big momma'
Ohh..


Sesi pagi abih tanpa apa apa tangkapan yang lain.
Abang din sendiri yang dah menaikkan toman sampai
tak terkira banyak nya dulu pun tak der rezeki sesi
pagi tu, ada yang mengigit, tinggal kepala tak naik jgak..
Ada yang gigit, dibawak lari diikat dikeliling kayu,
daaahh tak leh nak dinaikkan dah. Nak wat camana kan..
Tak der rezeki.

Kami singgah kat satu 'RnR' kat satu pulau ni,
makan, solat, tido, toilet break, borak ngan cina
bertatu sotong dari Kota KL yang alat alat diorang
amat lah uptodate, pocket terasa jadi 'Budak-pekan'
lagi besh dari 'budak kampung' yang sumanyer DIY nih.

The Second Catch
Kul 320 start second session, macam biasa, dok
menunggu riak toman, berubah lokasi berkali kali
ngan harapan buleh jumpa lubuk. tapi hampa...
Abang Din makin panic, sehari suntuk diair ganda
tanpa toman amat menyakitkan ati.

Then kami nampak segerombolan anak anak ikan toman,
disini nak bagitau fakta sikit yer adik adik,
ikan toman ni bila dewasa dia lone ranger,
sorang sorang jer dok memburu, tapi masa dia kechik
lagi, dia akan jalan dalam group adik beradik nya.
So dah jumpa adik beradik berjalan ramai ramai ni
kami pun kacau lah!! buleh jgak nak try test lure...
retrieving method. Abang din casting dia tak makan,
Usop the tekong try.. dia tak nak makan gak..
pocket try casting, dia tak nak makan gak...
puas jgak la kami dok mengikut group tu kesana kemari,
(Kesian sang tekong lah, nak kena mendayung)
Satu kali pocket cast..
terlepas dari group tu, dan pocket tarik balik.
Terasa sentapan, eh dia gigit ker?
pocket tarik sekali, tak begerak!!
tarik kali kedua...  ada kayu bergerak..
laaa..sangkut kayu ker?
alahaaaiii.. tak best nyer...

So pocket biarkan kengkawan yang lain
terus casting, tali dilonggarkan, menunggu.
Then dok tak dok!! terasa tarikan balik..
Tapi kali ni bukan sentapan, tapi macam
nak bawak lari... apo lagi.. pocket tarik
terus n kayuh selaju cahaya,
melintuk lintuk rod lembut 6-12 pound
pocket tu macam nak patah pun ada...
dan naik lah tangkapan kedua pocket.
Terdengar dari belakang suara
Abang Din, 'Ada kawan saya kata, 
yang muda muda ni....' pocket tak sempat
dengar sampai abis apa yang
Abang Din nak kata.. buat andaian
sendiri yang abang din nak suruh lepaskan.
so pocket pun lepaskan laahhh..
cuma buleh dengar dia tanya
'hang lepaih dah?' tepat masa pocket
baru cecahkanikan di air dan melihat
dia pergi. 'dah!' dan pemburuan diteruskan.

Kami balik, sampai jeti macam biasa...
tanya bot yang lagi satu diorang dapat berapa...
'7 ekor!!' jawapan mereka. 'Waaaahhhh!!!'
Tengok tengok yang tujuh tu, 2 saiz besor lagi
ibu bapak punyer saiz, lagi 5 ekor... suma muda
lagi masih bersekolah (Still schooling?)
ada yang baru besar dua jari.. pun diorang angkut!!
'loh!! korang tak lepaskan balik ker yangmuda muda ni?' 
'kalau kami dapat lima nam ekor yang besar buleh 
la lepaskan...ini dapat pun sorang satu, rugi lah beb'

Tapi komen dari tekong dan juga abang din bahawa
memang sikit bangat tangkapan dan juga toman di air.
Air surut katanya faktor utama,
Still pocket dahh dapat 2 ekor...
Pondan ni tak la pondan sangat lagi.
(Walaupun nasib jer tapinyer)
Air surut, katanya normal day tunggul kayu tu tak nampak pun dibawah air..



Terasa macam pocket patut dengar apa yang abang din
nak cakapkan sebelum membuat andaian lantas melepaskan
yang sekor tu, kalau tak buleh jgak makan 2 ekor
buat bakar maggi... adehlaa. bertolak dari situ
selepas tomyam pak abu jam 830, sampai umah jam 1030...
adehlaaa penat tapi happy :D

sekian full report untuk my brothers...
how I hope we can go together,
(Me as the boatman with u guys on board)
but I know chances are dang slim :D it'll
be just like fantasizing all of us having 3 wives each.
then mama would be dang happy no?
Imagine her cucu
but still I wish that one day we could be
that rich and try to make this dream a reality.



which dream? 
The fishing trip 
or the 3 wives each? 
eh!! err.. aaaaaa

Friday, August 31, 2012

575. MengarutlahPocket!


Pocketeers,
its been a while since i've posted anything
in full english. I was hoping to write something
in english today but then again,
somehow i cant find the best word
as an ending to my 'thoughts'
below other then ...MENGARUTLAH POCKET!!

-Every year we feared the HARI RAYA as it is
the time for us to be spending money more and
more... I remember one time, I checked my RAYA
cost me about RM700!! adoi adoi...
so after a few review and brainstorming,
I have come up with a brilliant idea for cost
saving on the baju raya.

Take me and FARID as example,
this year, I'm buying green as my baju raya,
Farrid will be buying blue.
wear it once or twice this year..
and give it to Farid for him to wear
next year. And of course, Farid's baju
raya will be mine next year so I'll be
wearing blue next year... and so does Farid,
he'll be wearing green next year.
by doing this, we can save half the price of
a decent baju raya no?
and imagine if I'm doing it with 3 to 4 families,
pergh!! in the end our baju raya
would cost somewhat RM7 per year :D
which save alot no?

MENGARUTLAH POCKET!!
macam la saiz sama... hoh!!
kamu ingat kamu tu kechik?

-As i was watching one of Harry Potter's movie,
the one with the quidditchh lesson and Ron was
becoming the HERO of the day. Something about
Harry 'secret'ly pouring the 'liquid luck' into
Ron's drink.

I was thinking, is'nt it painful to be sitting
on a small pole (the broomstick) zooming here
and there in high speed? I mean have u ever
waited for a friend and sit your ass onto
the pole they planted horizontally in bus stops?
the pain starts to creep in by the sixth minute.

Do u know those 'Basikal Racing'? the pole in the
middle is so high, that if u accidentally slip
and fall on the pole, u can kiss your future
daughter good bye... cause chances are those
area will not be functioning again.
I nearly slipped and nearly hit it there.
pergh!! a good thing it was not a bullseye..
even that, it was so painful, my femur felt
like it was cracked already.
now Harry's broomstick was just as big in size,
how does he sit on a pole like that?


And think! how is hermione or Ginny do it?
with them being a girl and everything...

MENGARuT POCKET!!!

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

574. Baik-Baik Pocket!!


Pocketeers,
pocket ni suka tolong orang, tambah tambah lagi
adik manis yang dahi licin macam cik puteh,
body kechik kechik cam tasha shila dan yang
tak berkira setakat ter'sentuh' sana sini tu.
eh ini bukan baik, ini gatal.

eh tak!! tapi pocket memang baik,
well tak la baik, tapi suka tolong orang :D.. lain tuu!
bukan sahaja kepada pompuan, malah juga kepada
lelaki lelaki berhampiran, housemate pocket
tak sembang ngan jiran kitorang pasal anak anak
diorang baling sampah dlm rumah kami,
tapi pocket tak kisah,
pasal pocket ni baik!!
pocket sembang jer ngan
abang tu, ok jer...
pasal pocket tak kisah pun diorang baling sampah,
Bukan pocket pun yang dok sapu...
housemate pocket yang dok sapu, heheh:D

bukan itu saja, malah pocket bebaru ni wat
pinjaman nak bayar kedit kad.. moga moga
buleh terlepas la dari chengkaman kedit kad
tu pas ni, pasal ada duit lebih,
pocket gi tawarkan wit tu kat kengkawan
berdekatan nak meringankan sikit beban
raya diorang bebaru ni, moga tak la
diorang amik wit raya anak anak diorang
n wat wit dapur for another few days
until gaji.
sampai gitu skali pocket baik tau!!
(Setakat RM50 sorang utk tiga orang
tu apoo lah sangat kan)

Pocket punyer la baik,
sampai pocket dah simpan RM50
utk belanja 4 orang yang akan
ikut pocket menderma darah nanti
awal October.
RM50 makan kat kedai mamak utk
lima orang yg baru lepas derma
darah cukup kot..
yes yes.. memang pocket ni baik.

tapphiii!!!
tak besh tau bila kita ni..
tolong orang tanpa mengharapkan balasan,
lantas di cop bodoh.. di cop baik tak bertempat..
tak lupa jugak dicop 'kutu bodek',
kalau ngan pompuan tu tetap dah!!
di cop nak mengorat. di cop nak menggatal,
(Kalau ngan tasya shila, memang nak menggatal pun)

So terasalah hati ini dengan tohmahan,
terus terasa benci, terus terasa harus berubah!
pocket nak keluar dari imej baik ni,
pocket sudah wat satu kempen di awal tahun 2012 ni,
kempen yang bertajuk 'TEH AIS!'

setiap kali orang ucap terima kasih kat pocket
atas bantuan ikhlas pocket, pocket akan cakap ...
'ingat free ker? teh ais lah wei!!'
orang terimakasih kat pocket tolong
wat report sampai tak jadi cuti ari
jumaat sebelum raya..
'pergh!! ini bukan satu ni!! 
tapi ampat teh ais ni'
Housemate terimakasih kat pocket
tolong singgah beli mee goreng mamak yang
kedai nya jauh menyimpang dari jalan pulang.
'ini teh ais gelas besar ni!!'
although everyone knows that
the teh ais will never be a reality.
Although people know that I really
helped them base on sincerity,
the image slowly fades off...

daaah kena cop materialistik plak..
adohlaaaaaa....
(Paling tak besh sekali bila menggatal tapi 
dicop 'laparkan teh ais' when i am actually 
'laparkan u'.. oh tak beshnyaaa)

Monday, August 27, 2012

573. Hikkik!! Hwikkikk!!


'hikkik.. hikkik!!'
pocket was trying to by some
ice lemon tea to get rid of his hiccup.
'hikkik!.. hikkik!!'
approaching the counter with ice lemon tea
in his hand and some twisties as a balas
dendamm for one whole month of without twisties.
Ramadhan is a month of without twisties nor
any jack and jill potato chips, as it was
rumoured that those junk food will cause u
to dehydrate yourself causing u to drink water
in the toilet.
eheheh (Ko ingat darjah dua dulu ker aper?)

'hikkik!!' the ice lemon tea and twisties was
placed on the counter.
'pam nombor 6 RM40 yer dik... hikkik!!'
the hiccup is starting to embarass him.
'ada kad mesra tak?' (Eh come to think of it,
dia tanya gini ker ari tu yer?)
'tak der.. hikkik!!'
the small frame lady with 'TRAINEE' written
on her nametag was smiling.
'eeeehh... namer kamu TRAINEE yer?'
with TRAI in the middle pronounced
like the word 'TRY'
'waaahh, fancy nyer namer.. 
so kalau sayer nak panggil tu, 
panggil aper yer? aini ker?'

she didnt answer, she just looked at the pocket
and start to verify what was written on her left
chest.
'TRAINEE lah!!' 
Emphasizing on the how it was supposed
to be pronounced. with her blushed cheeks
and an honest smile that could make one
berdebar debar, u could almost heard your
heart beat pumping. or atleast pocket did.

'ooo traineeeee...' like pocket was born
where english was a foreign language for
him (Yes he is)

and they talked.. and chuckled a bit,
nutting fancy just the usual get to know questions..
and before the whole conversation ended,
pocket managed to get the TRAINEE's real name
which was suhaila, a student doing part time
from somewhere south. ooooo...
Phone number was left to be asked
in his second encounter with suhaila,
that is if she remembers him then...

as pocket was walking out of the
PETRONAS convenience shop
(Orang panggil aper yer),
he just realized...
he found another cure for hiccup other
then drinking upside down, getting spooked
or chanting 'buaya makan katak!buaya makan katak'

it is called 'FLIRTING WITH A TOTAL STRANGER'

and at the moment... it worked!
heheheh...


I bet everyone is starting to work already?
how was the trip back? hideous ha?

Saturday, August 25, 2012

572. Halalkan Makan Minum,

Pocketeers,
Raya mood is still in the air,
lagu raya is not decorating the radio frequency
anymore but there is still a lot of rumah terbuka
and kueh raya scent lingering in the air.
ohh... tak der sesapa nak ajak pocket gi
rumah terbuka ker? the truth is,
pocket never went to any rumah terbuka for raya.
once i went for a rumah terbuka by
NasikKandar Joint's owner...
it was held in the padang sekolah! pergh!!
The feeling was more to bertandang
ke padang sekolah makan nasik kandar free...
rumah terbuka? mana ader rumah? kejam kan?

Masa beraya kita hulurkan tangan berjabat salam,
kiss sikit n mintak mahap, mintak halal makan minum.
yes yes.. masa sekolah dulu banyak sangat 'termakan'
maggi kawan or 'terminum' milo member yang dia dah
siap buat, letak atas meja study but came back 'kering'.
Nak wat camana beb.. musim panas..
lopak lopak air tersejat woo!!
(Iyooolah tu alasan)

'mintak mahap, terlebih kurang mintak halalkan yer'
was the template that everyone uses.
my reply usually would be...
'yang aku tahu aku halalkan,
yang aku tak tahu.. sila bayar yer :)'
iyer lah kan, maner la tahu..
dia curik motor kita awaltahun,
kita punya la merana tak dak motor
nak gi keja.. then by raya mintak halal.
kang kalau kita halalkan, 'terlepas' lah dia kan?
(Although we know.. god knows better)

or once kita bagi dia pinjam RM100
lama tak bayar, kita pun lupa dah...
si anu ni plak nak amik kesempatan
tak nak bayar,
'mintak halal yang terlebih
terkurang.. teramik terberi'
oooooooooiiiihhhh mana buleh!!
dah la nak survive sampai 1sept ni pun mengeliat
atas tanah mengorek bawah rumput lalang dalam
laman mengharapkan sekeping dua siling yang kita
sendiri terjatuhkan 3 tahun lepas.
moga buleh makan sehari dua lagi
kat canteen kilang. lagi nak bagi free?
no way!!!

so pocketeers,
masa raya ni marilah kita bermaaf maafan moga
suci murni hati ini. kalau pun kita wat salah,
gunakan lah hari raya sebagai alasan nak
mintak mahap, tak la segan sangat.
kalau ari biasa makcik tu lalu tepi pun kepala
ditoleh ke tempat lain.. punya la segan.
Memanglah!! hang gi ngorat anak dia,
usung sana sini tapi last last tak jadi.
So Raya ni buleh la nak mintak mahap,
tak lah nak pegi department dia nak kena
riki dulu... 'makcik jongang ader tak?'
kalau ader kita tak gi,
ohh susahnya nak wat keja.

taaapphhiii!! yang terlebih terkurang setakat
yang kita tahu kita halalkan dan mintak dihalalkan.
yang kita tak tahu.. sila bagitau dulu,
then kita pikir balik nak halalkan ker tak :D
(Apoooo lah pocket nih!!)

Thursday, August 23, 2012

571. Eh Laa!!


Pocketeers,
Raya sudah pun berlalu,
sumer orang dah start gi keja...
with a tupperware full of kueh raya's
leftover. Pocket pun bawak jugak!
bukan pasal baik hati lagi nak share ngan orang.
Tapi pasal pocket nak join majlis makan makan
kueh raya private dan dengan selamba rock nyer
makan cik puteh punyer kueh raya.
Tak der la nampak macam
buruk sangat kan...
'I pun bawak!!' chenggitu :D

Cik Puteh punyer kueh rayer mesti sedap!!
dia buat sendiri kalu laaagi sedap!!...........GATAL!!

so lepas raya ni banyak la keluhan keluhan
dari kengkawan pocket yang most of them are men
with less interest in what are the color of langsir raya.
talking with them made me realize..
that money plays a major role in ensuring
a bright and colorful raya.
If its not for himself,
it'll be for his family.

and of course...
listening to their keluhan can
sometime be interesting...
not to forget revolting.

1) 'pergh!! raya tahun ni abih banyak siot! 
memang sengsara nak tunggu gaji 1Sept, 
nasib baik ada duit raya anak anak...' 
eh laaa!! abih anak anak hang tu kira macam
'Denak' ayam hutan la!? untuk attract rezeki?
adohlaaa...
(Tak nak maki sangat, takut
pocket pun jadi begini jgak nanti)

2) on the phone...
'eh sayang.. duit raya abih distribute dah?
berapa abih yer tahun ni?' 
eh laaa!! bukan ikhlas bagi dari hati ker?

3) 'nyesal aku pegi umah mak menakan belah 
laki sepupu kaklong besan nya adik ipar aku 
tu tahun nih, askar nyer ramai sangat!!'
eh laaa!! bagi la lima kupang jer ker..
tak pun dua kupang bagi dua kepin...




yes yes... memang duit memainkan peranan penting
dalam perayaan kita, tapi jangan la sampai kerana duit,
raya kita dibenci, diharapkan berlalu cepat atau digeruni,
'Alaa raya nak sampai dah..
impact raya tahun lepas pun
tak settle lagi dah nak raya dah?'


starting from next year kita jangan bagi wit dah nak?
kita bagi kiss!! and bukan yang tua yang bagi...
yang tua plak yang dapat :D
(Iyer la, saper nak kiss from an old and crusted lips
that u dont where have it been for the last 40 years kan?)


so kepada blogger blogger yang muda lagi chomel,
sila bagitau alamat anda. Pocket usahakan gi beraya
tahun depan :D hoyeah!!

GATALL!!

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

570. RayaFirst Post

Pocketeers,
For me the raya has ended..
although the 'CutiRaya' is still for another few days,
but here I am, working.
adehlaaa...

looked through the whole 81 pcs
of picture that I took... there was
no picture of me that is
'Up-To-The-Blog'... most of them
are me chewing, getting ready for
the semayang raya and there was
this one making a funny faces
eating 'AMPLANG' .

so this is my only 'Good-Enough'
photo with my baju raya from
HariHari supermarket. heheheh..
terpotong separuh la
pulaaaakkkkk...
oh the chics on the right?
she's a dear sister from another
mother who's father was different
from mine. but we luv her the same :D

so how are U Pocketeers? still raya?
I know in my heart I am,
(Even though i have to be at the office already)


Friday, August 17, 2012

569. White Christmas... EH?

Pocketeers,
eh dah nak raya dah!!
the time where we would once a year be clad in baju baru
and rambut nan indah has come again. And yes.. not to
forget the time where we would be spending more and more.

this morning i came to work as usual,
and Cik Puteh also came in about the same
time as i did, i saw her mengedik gedikkan
beg dan kunci kat tempat kasut, alaaaa...
kiter tahu cik puteh.. kamu nak tunggu abang kan?
and just as what i thought, by the time i reached
her area, as swift as she could she took her shoes
and wore em just in time to walk 'saing' with me:D
heheh tahu tahu...

we talked until the junction to separate
our department, about balik raya mostly.
and she replied about her daughter
nursery is already off today so she
have to take half day... ooooooooo
alaaaaaaaaaa....

anyhow.. to cik puteh,
u made my day la sis :D


oh oh!! this would be the last post for
this ramadan, i'll post again by the third of shawal...
if i am not too bloated with ketupat and rendang till
i cant sit up and menaip of course :D

so herewith,
pocket memohon maaf kalau ter'maki' or terkomen pedas
di blog anda, anda dan anda...
mintak mahap la yer, tak sengaja tuu..
kalau sengaja pun,, berniat baik tuu..

dan tak lupa juga nak ku ucapkan,
SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI,
nanti jangan lupa taruk POST baju raya kamu yer :D





Malam ni nak bertolak ke kampung.
harapnya tak la jam sangat. kalau 
jam pun, sikit sikit dah la yer.. penat 
pakcik ni :D
(Tapi tak per, senyuman cik puteh
pagi tadi masih terpahat di otak ni ^^)

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

568, Iklan Silky White Duluuuuuu

Pocketeers,
satu tika dulu, pocket pernah post
207.IklanSilkyWhite dimana pocket
dok review satu iklan ni yang idea nyer
tak la kisah sangat.. just bekenan kat
saripah amani tu jer :D
(Anyone with the same hair as below,
please raise your hand and send me the
address... nak antar rombongan ^^)

Iklan tu bagi teori.. kalau nak tengok
bakal isteri camana jadinya 20 tahun akan datang,
would best be referred to how her mother turned
out now.  Now I did not believe this idea at first,
but as time goes by I've came to see the truth
in this theory. Sorang kawan ni, 10 tahun lepas
punya la comey kecik lagi gedik... kenal dia dengan
mak dia sekali. Back then mak dia macam biasa lah..
kembang sikit sini sana, tapi masih indah pasal dia jaga.
and bertudung with full sopan santun bila sembang,
lawak rabung jugak... cuma with borderline kept
with strict discipline.

Sekarang.... kawan tu pun dah jadi gitu dah sikit sikit.

Ada sorang kawan ni plak... memang comel, kechik
lagi bertudung n 'malu malu ah' 10 tahun lepas, ngan mata
yang nakal tu, memang tergugat jantung jantan mana pun
bila dia 'tembak' sekali wink dia tu. adehlaaa...

Once pocket gi kenduri kahwin kakak dia, and jumpa
la ngan mak dia... mak oih!! mak dia tak kembang,
tapi muluuuuttttt... best describe as 'tak terjaga' sangat
dari menyakitkan ati orang. Dengan kita yang first time
gi kenduri ni pun dah buleh terasa dah....

Guess What? 6 years ago she came to marry some other
guy I dont know, and now she came as near as how I'd
describe her mother then ... 'Mulut haaaaannnnggggg'

Question is... lets consider that this theory or rumor,
or tips on how to choose your wife is true,
'to know how your wife will be after 10 or 20 years of
marriage is by knowing how her mother now.'
now if this is true and we are hoping that we dont wake
up one morning 20 years from now and cursing our self
for making such an idiotic choice earlier in life.
Would we break with her 20 years ago?

dah tu kalau tengok mak nyer tak seberapa
takkan nak mintak break?
Tapi kalau tak mintak break... nak tunggu nanti
bila dah kawin nanti, adinda yang berwajah indah
itu berubah menjadi makcik yg jaga kain orang,
korek taik pusat dpan khalayak...
n kutip biskut tepi pintu n makan..
pun tak bagus gak kan..
(mulut haaannnggg... )

so camana?
baik ajak break sekarang? or lets wait and try to
build a better future hoping that she would turn
out differently with our guidance?
kalau pasal perangai jer tak per...
selalunya perangai come with appearance...
tang appearance tu susah nak kachau tuu :D

Pocketeers?

Monday, August 13, 2012

567. Roti le Stor


pocketeers,
Story are history,
from history u'll learn that decision must not be
made base from your friends decision. yes u can
take their opinions but do not follow them just
because they choose so. history tells u those, and u follow.
failure to follow actually causes your neck.

story are history,
that was meant to be told again and again so that the
words will be etched on the wall of your sticky and
wet brain that stupid enough to maki her to the extend
of no forgiveness.
'u penipu! I hate u! if u ever got married after this,
Sure as heaven and hell your hubby will lie to you about
his 'other-wife', and so will your offspring lying to you
about their early sex when they're just 13.. and then ..
13years from now, u will remember me with this words...
all because of u lied to me today,
I will delete your handphone no right after this hoping
that U will never contaminate my air with your lying
breath.hoh!!'
moral: jangan maki orang belebih lebih sangat okeh..

Story are history,
to be written down so that u can let new generations
people know about how a person is, how do u think
we ever came to know about our RasulAllah?
tru the story told and written, read and reread for us to know.
Story about pak sahak, maktuk's daddy,
who was born in penang and left the island due to
family feud. kalau la pak sahak tak tinggalkan
Penang, pocket mungkin ada tanah sikit disana sekarang.
pergh!! kita jual n beli bot jom?
buleh mancing kat kenyir ngan speed boat sndiri!
fuiyoo!!

story are history,
stori a histeri
sroti la isteri..
seroti lai steri
se roti le stor
laa dah jadi roti plak? tak paham pocket

itu dia intro untuk minggu terakhir sebelum shawal,
kengkawan dah beli mercun dah? tak yah beli..
bakar duit jer suma tu. baik wat makan :D

Saturday, August 11, 2012

566. Your Wife's FatherInLaw's Only Son

Pocketeers,
A friend of mine is having a dilema,
he is about to get married, his mother in law
are hoping for him to move in with his wife family,
living together like one happy family.
But so does his wife's future Father In Law....
prefer his son live with them for the time being
until they have the money to buy themselves
a house. (Pergh!! apa punya complicated daa)

and so he asked me what should he do?
he cant say no as it was his father who requested.
Her wife cant say no... as her mother was hoping.

and so i told him a story about how straight forward
another friend of mine told me. Its kinda harsh but
it worked.

Farid was about to get married to a beautiful lady
back in the early 90s. He could not afford a house
yet so he is renting with his housemates. the usual
bujang life with motor kapchai parked outside and
slipar berterabur. The whole plan of renting a house
after the vow came to his future brother in law...
which is also the WALI.(his wife are 'fatherless')
'alaaa.. kamu tak yah la dok menyewaa.. dok jer 
kat umah si IMA tu, bukan ader saper.. ada mak 
jer poon..' the WALI persuaded.
'err, tapi sayer rase baik tak yah lah, kang menganggu 
mak plak.. tak per.. kami menyewa jer' was FARID
cute excuse,

and the WALI start to tell stories about those who
have failed and those who ends up owning nothing
as they are not well equipped with savings and high
paying salary. FARID was just listening with the
usual 'humm.. iyer?.. ahhaaa.. heheheh' and a few
chuckles.

after a while, FARID realize that there was an udang
di sebalik mee! The WALI did not want his mother
to be left alone after FARID marrying his Sister...
the last of his mothers daughter. OOOOoooooo...
jadi kamu nak suruh kami jaga mak kamu la niiii...

'... hang nak balik pukui berapa pun, tak kisah punya, 
mak tidoq bilik dia, dalam bilik dia lengkap tv lagi,
so jangan la risau... dok umah IMA yer, buleh tengok
tengokkan mak sekalii' was his last word that came
out clean.
The WALI's wife was pouring tea, cucur udang was
cut cutely with kuah kachang on the side.


Farid need to find an excuse,
'tak per lah pikir dulu' is not enough already,
this guy kept on pushing him hard, asking date
to move in and the whole 'your room will be this and that'
an excuse!! how!! what!! something..
and FARID blurted out the reason that is the whole
point of this story. The WALI understood there and
then and no persuasion coming out of his mouth
anymore. it worked for FARID,
I wonder if it will work for U....
If u have the same problem or question...
what if u say this...

'err.. tak per la abang, sayer ni bukan nya tak nak, 
tapi nanti susah la bila tiba hal hal privacy tuu... 
tak leh nak ehem ehem kat ruang tamu sambil tengok tv,
nak ber'soundtrack' sakan pun kena la hati hati kan.... '



'buhukk buhukk, ehek ehek!!' was the sound of
sang kakak tersedak cucur udang.. pergh!! hang
memang tera la FARID.