185. MH...

Yess yess, pocket tahu,
memang dah lama..
memang pocket ketinggalan zaman..
apa nak wat,
Fesbuk pun baru sngt berkecimpung.
nak wat camana... bila org layan,
pocket tak tingin sangat nak layan,
then bila org dah abih layan dah.
Baru nak terkedek kedek tanya..
camana nak layan tuu?

fesbuk punya la lama dah kat
donia ni, sampai henpon pun dah
bleh online ngan fesbuk, pocket
baru jer start may gitu gitu kot.
ahaaaiii...

Baru dua tiga minggu buat maushan
ni pun, bila filantera dah pun ada
sejuta points dah!!
bilamana dia start somewhat late 08!! oi!!
(Pocket salahkan mereka yg tidak memberitahu ku)
Anyway... marilah layan,
baru lah pocket tak rasa cam i'm the only newbie
here in the land of the maus.
I see that atiqah pun layan jgak, tp maybe dia
dah cant see what's the fun in it anymore, so dia
tak active dah for 4 months, hummm understandable.
memula pasti boring,
nasib baik filantera n banji inject gold sket...
kalau tak.. duk pakai sticky glue lg la pocket..
ahoooiiii...

kengkawan yg ada fesbuk,
moh maus han jom... kita wat hunting party!!
Bendul!! ko of all people mesti masuk!! aku tak kira...!!
aku kasi gold sket, buat permulaan:) heheheh
(Mcm skim cepat kaya plak hheheh)

184. TipuLah!!

korang pernah menipu tak?
Humm, pocket pernah, banyak kali!!
tp ada sebab dan musabab nyer...
pcket tak kata tindakan pocket tu baik,
tp setakat nak selamatkan diri masa keja
tu banyak jgak. takper, nanti mintak mahap balik..
kat sini kekadang untuk nak menyelamatkan kampeni,
certain orang kena menipu. sekali menipu,
kena trus menipu, terus terus sampai la bila bila.
unless terkantul.
Contoh?
karipap punya kulit thickness patut control at 2mm.
tp sebab nak pakai certain ubi utk inti,
kami kena kontrol at 3mm, kalau tak koyak.
Kami tipu customer yg kami buat 2mm,
customer datang audit,
'oo control at 2mm yer? bleh tgk data utk setahun production?'
'boleh!!' ngan menghulurkan satu fail data yang
di cipta hanya untuk penipuan.
'humm, bagus.. bleh kita try skali?
yg dlm production hari ni camana?'
'bleh!!' ngan membawa ke production yg tgh buat 2mm,
'bleh saya measure satu?'
'bleh!!' handing him the calipher.
'ok, yg ni WIP (Work in Progress) part, finished goods?'
'bleh!!' sambil membawa ke coldstore.
'saya nak bukak kotak ini dan measure buleh?'
'bleh!!' sambil ngan yakin nyer membuka kotak
yg memang sure thickness nyer 2mm.
The whole rack was filled with 2mm
karipap just for the show.

yes, kami menipu.. kalau dia mintak nak goreng satu,
kami akan goreng yg 3mm punyer..
sebab kalau goreng yg 2mm surely koyak.
to that extend our show was. how about that?

tp itu dlm kilang, kat luar pun ader jgak kan..
keep on menipu yg sndiri budak grad univ,
Tp tak tahu apa itu penaakulan mantik, bila org tanya tgk titanic,
dok cerita.. masa kat um dulu, tgk ngan member kat rex depan kotaraya,
walhal sndiri tak pernah gi rex tu.. siap tahu nama cikgu hassan yang
tembam sikit and walk funny. all base on friends story. Desperate kan?

keep on menipu yg sndiri penggila pancing, 'kelelakian' lah kunun,
Fresh water fish poster pasted in the toilet. (Nak bagi ingat nama ikan..)
can go 2 hours straight jabbering about fishing rod
base on what he can memorize from the book 'fishing for dummies'
Kantul bila sndiri sangkut mata kail dan menangis tak tahu nak tanggalkan.

keep on menipu yg 'i hate u' sebab nak cover perasaan sndiri,
dia tak datang kelas..'senyap sikit hari ni dia tak der,
moga moga besok pun aman gini, dia gi mana yer?'
making revolting face like hating his existence.
tp actually tertanya tanya, dia sihat ker?
'farid demam..'
'umph!! memoga dia terus demam, mati trus pun tak per'
saying out loud but deep inside thinking of the ingredients
of chicken soup and how to give it to him without making a
scene.

tp pastinya akan sampai satu ketika... kita sndiri pun tak tahu lg,
yg mana satu tipu, yg mana satu bohong, yg mana satu rasa hati
yg tulus lagi benar.
so am i a univ grad? well, there's this paper that u can use as a proof..
am i a fishing enthusiast?sangkut mata kail dan nangis macam budak cukup dah kot?
do i hate u? yes i do, wait!!? no i dont?

183. It Was Biiiiigggg!!!!

Well, as per mentioned there on the
'LITTLENOTE4DPOCKETEERS'
I am going to see the TerensFome
last Saturday night.
Somebody went to the beach wit
someone and SMS'ed me,
I'd take it that she's jealous.
Somebody went to the beach,
recorded the sound of the wave and
sent it to Filantera...
now both of us are jealous.

The Movie...
...was big!! when u guys were small kids in
kindergarten or when your heights was
about 70cm, have u ever stand near
to a baiya jual roti and watch his huge belly
terrified by the beard hoping he would not
kidnap u?
Well the feeling is like that when u'r watching this movie,
The whole thing was so big that they cant crop it properly,
If they want to show MeganMushang face clearly then the
part of the autobot that can be seen would only be the shin.
and if they crop it so that the autobots is clear from head to toe,
then the human will be so small and insignificant that u'd think
it's dust on your contact lenses.

Hahah, pocket u must be over exagerating...
Well if u think optimis prime was big, wait till u see that
dirt eating monster!! hahahah.. ridiculously big!!

The Girl...
... was just a sugar coating on the cake, strawberry on the tip
of the slice, meaningless.. as if we needed the movie to be anymore
sweeter. (This opinion was filed from filantera actually)
She was nice!! Megan Mushang was
She was cute!! and not to forget bodylicious...
but in the end of the movie, it makes u think..
'eh ? tak der pun tak per kot?'
But then again... ada pon lagi bagooossss!! hahahahah (Pocket gelak jahat ^^)
bersih sikit mata inniiiii...The Action...
... was way better than number one!! atleast now Praim can
fight off five diseptikon to save the hero Shea lebiu... although...
(Aper yang although? aaa.. yg ni anda kena la tgk sndiri ^^)
But even though they've paid some good coreographer for fighting,
but since they're cropping everything, u still cant see the whole action.
That was what i thought a bit pity...

The Story...
... was good!! i like it when i cant guess the ending of the movie.
eh, mamat ni mati, camana nak ending nih!!?
aaa!! diseptikon dah dpt heroin!! camana nak wat niihh!!?
heheh, well, u know what i mean:)

A few remarks,
1) Yes Miss AyaqMasak.. d diseptikon girl is dang sexy even if she have 5 foot tongue.
2)Aper jadi ngan shard yg diorang amik dr dlm government facility tu yek?
digunakan utk idupkan 'batu karang' tu ker?

182. Tiiiicheeeerrrrr....

...Pocket baling kamiii!!
Masa Kecik dulu, pocketeers sekalian
ingat tak apa yg selalu korang main?
Aci ligan, Polis sentri, tuju kasut (Adalah yg slalu pocket layan)
Teng-teng, toi, Galah Panjang(Adalah yg pocket tak pernah main)

Tp korang pernah main baling batu tak?
(Ini actually bukan sukan..tp simply usaha utk menyakitkan orang, a game for low level kids who still cant understand law)
mudah gamenyer, ada yg main sambil menyorok,
ada yg main berdepan macam koboi in a duel.
sapa tembak tepat dia untung gitu.
Basically u want to send damage to the other
side by throwing stones to them.
size is up to you, as long as u can lift
the stone but occasionally some one might
be crying 'tak acii!! hampa baling batu besaqq!!'
speed? well u can use all the force gifted
in your arms sending the stone at 130km/h
like those u see in base ball but ofcourse,
occasionally some one will be crying
'tak acii!!! hampa baling lajuuu!!'
heheh,

so camana nak tau pemenang?
tak der pemenang, sapa yg kena teruk
n gi lari kat cikgu tak pun mak dia...
might as well be considered the one who surrendered.

Heheh, buduhnyer topik yg pocket nak bincangkan ari ni kan, I know!!
now the thing is, even now as we've grown up and nearing our retirement even,
we're still doing the same thing but in a slightly different version.

Its not stone, but word of luv.
all those candy u add at the back of your harmless sentence,
'tak per sayang...' or 'i tunggu u laaa, tp u tak masuk pun minang' or simply 'lebiu'
its not trying to hurt the opponent but to get his/her attention.
its not the damage aching the body but the love building inside the heart.
some still do it like the cowboy duel, in broad daylight,
showing to the whole people of kansas...
but some do it in secrets, so that no one else knows.
Some do it with a solid intention, to get to him/her.
some do it just for fun, just for the sake of the game.

And even if sometime this game is played for fun,
one might still get hurt. but its just a game so
even if u take so much damage till u cant barely stand nomore,
u cant go off and not be friends after.

ocasionally someone will always be run to the teacher saying...
'teacherr!! pocket baling candy!! kena mataaaa' a sobbing girl in her high pitch
'pocket!! kenapa buat nurul macam tu?' such soft but strict voice of authority
'bukan kami yang mula hoo.. dia yang baling kami dulu hoo' self defence of the pocket.
'whoever it is, just look what u have done pocket!!' a fierce teacher indeed she is...
'kami main main jer ticher' pocket with his innocent face. (Innocent ker?)
Or maybe it was the other way around?
and it was the pocket running to the ticher...
simply cant take any more damage... hummmm
Tte korang penah main tak ?