Thursday, May 10, 2012

552. Recently Realized...

Pocketeers,

A short post on my sick leave day.
(Sick again kan... apooo lah punya antibodi)

A few things i've just came to realize,
- I get sick easily recently. even the slightest temperature change
can make me sick now. Ohh... am i that old? ok moving on.

- having RM1000 as a monthly income seems too less now.
Not to say that people who are earning RM1K per month 
will not be able to do things, rezeki is not from money only okeh!
but with the current way of life... 
Astro for RM60
Housing loan that would reach 400 <-this is cheap!!!
Cars that would cost RM300 <- kancil second hand?
and a pack of 5kg beras cap rambutan that cost RM13.
U have to earn more... 
(Of course MAMA did raised us three pirates that eats and drink
like we've been sailing for years with salary of even less then RM1K... 
but that was when P-Ramlee was still alive!!, that wont count)

so for those that is still attending school!! get those papers!!!
earn 5 digit by your first 10 years of working. And u'll be OK.

- kids becoming adult faster these days.
a fourteen year old boy can actually do 
damage to people just like a pakcik in 
his forties can. 
I guess it is all returning 
back to the old days. 
A cycle. 
Previously people loved 
bell bottom jeans, then 
out came carrot cut, 
tight jeans and then straight cut.
by the end of 90s the bell bottom came back.... 
and now? straight cut i guess.... 

A cycle. 
My great grandmother let their daughter's hand tied
to the marriage lock by the age of 12. 
By the 90s, 27 was consideredandartu already. 
I wonder how will it be by another 20 years?
Girls getting married by their sweet 16?
Boys working by akil baligh?
hummmmmmm

-hey hey!! i have just noticed that i cant 'add-friends' to a stranger
in FB anymore...
then how do we eratkan ukhwah sesama insan?(ukhwah la sangat kan?)
then how do we get to know strangers for business purpose?
and the most important thing will be.... 
then how do we meet cute young girls? <- ada lagi semangat tuu!!

so pocketeers, 
that is about it with my random 'recently-realized' post.
its been a while, i've been sleeping everytime the light went out.
missing u, missing me, chiao baby :D

Thursday, May 03, 2012

551. JijikNyaMukaaa!!


Pocketeers,
muka jijik, adalah satu keadaan yang muka tu jijik..
eh tak!! kalau setakat muka tu jijik, biasa lah..
tak semua dibekalkan ngan perfect appearance,
plus.. kita nakkemana sangat? in the end bila dah tua,
taik lalat makin bercambah, titik titik itam mula tumbuh
ikut bentuk tengkorak kat idung..(Sinus)
parut parut mula terang..
ketumbuhan sana sini,
Dipandang jijik gak kan..
(eh tak.. anak anak muda sekalian,
biarpun yang tua tu tak lawa..
tapi diorang tu patut dihormati tak kira apa okeh)

Muka Jijik disini referring to the expression that people
make when they saw something revolting.
Macam bukak bukak kotak kek n nampak lipas dok
mati terbongkang atas kek birthday. ohh jijik!!

Macam lalu tepi jalan n tengok mayat kucin yg dilanggar lari,
inside out. ulat dok makan buffet tak yah bayor.
ohh jijik!!

macam masuk toilet yang dah bayar 30sen tapi
kat dalam tu penuh ngan dekorasi dekorasi organik.
ohh jijik!!

Pocket tak kisah kalau wajah lawa kamu tu wat muka jijik
kat benda yg memang jijik,standard lah tu, tapi bila pocket
semawa sorang kawan ni makan mee goreng mamak
yang pocket tengah makan..
n dia buat muka jijik sambil tahan napas,
menghayunkan tangan macam wiper keter
di ari ujan kat depan muka dia sambil berkata 'tak per lah'

teramaaaat lah terasanya hati ni,
kenapa? jijik sangat ker mee goreng mamak?
ok the fact that this is the third mee goreng mamak at 11pm
is menjijikkan tapi perlu ker wat muka jijik?

kenapa nak wat muka jijik kat kita yang berkerja
lebih masa kat kilang. Muka jijik kamu macam berkata
'ko ni bodohla, keja kat kilang sampai maghrib, kilang 
tak pernah kisahkan bonos ko pon'. 
Yes yes, memang pocket patut cari keja yang buleh
semayang maghrib berjemaah kat umah.
tapi ni periuk nasik beb, bills, debt and my lunch
is depnding on this. bukan sikit sikit tuu!!

and kenapa buat muka jijik sebagai reply
bila pocket kata pocket dok gilakan taylor swift
sekarang ni? jijik sangat ker?

Some people just cant help it, they pull that expression
everytime they were exposed to any situation that revolts them.
tapi pocketeers, sila jangan wat muka jijik yang
buleh menyakitkan ati orang. sedih tau




'so pocket, what do u do to release your stress?'
'i blog'
'u blog?' (muka jijik)... ohh aku 'PHANG' jgak nanti kang!!