Friday, December 09, 2011

471. U Tak Tipu Kan?

Pocketeers,
yesterday i watched dat movie 'in time'
its ridiculous but in the same time
brilliant to push your imagination a bit.
it starts with the question ...
'what-if'

What if the curency in this world is base
on time granted to you monthly. like by
the end of this month, i'm getting 4 years
of time to spend and ... a ticket to watch
a two hours movie cost u 120minutes.
merapu kan.. i know.
but it is still interesting.
no no i'm not going to give u reviews as
this movie is quite old already.
just a few things i've noticed.
-that lady can surely run in those heels kan :D
-everyone is equiped with an LED light,
'..once the floating device float in the water,
wave your hand to show people your whereabout'
:D (instruction dari cabincrew sebelum berlepas)
-suma orang pakai baju longsleeve sebab takut
kena rompak ngan jumlah cash yang melekat kat
tangan gitu :D

anyway... as i was trying to understand
the movie that i bought for RM5 with
great picture but lousy sound.
i got an idea..

what if our dosa pahala is stated in our
left and right deltoids (Daging bahu)
just like how people place tatoos in their
shoulders.
Wouldnt that be something to see ??:D

If i gave some money at the masjid,
the green number from the right shoulder will
go up a bit.
If i steel someone's slipar right outside
of the masjid, then the left red number will
go up a bit.
well u get the idea...

imagine..
1) the durian hawker will have to show their
shoulder just to be more convincing.
'yang ni elok ni kak!! durian batu kurau punya!'
and the red number goes up..
tipu lah tuuuuuu
2) berdua dengan isteri memalam n si bini tanya..
'tadi abang gi mana?' abihlaaaaaa...
3) tengah dok bersukan main badminton,
number sang suami belah bahu kiri naik 15 point...
terus si suami talipon isteri..'sayang, u kat mana?
oohh.. tengah dok lepak ngan kak timah kat umah dia..
ok.. eh kak timah? korang ngumpat yek?'
heheh..
4) Oh tak aci!! nak tau pompuan bersuami hanya
perlu tengok kat red numbers dia, kalau tak der
tu maksudnya dah bersuami lah tu kan.. almaklumlah,
kan ker suami tanggung.
5) kelab malam tak perlu lampu merah lagi..
bling bling dok nyala :D
6) interviews utk jadi imam masjid requires 70k points
just to pass the first test. waaahhhh



anything anymore pocketeers?

29 comments:

syabab said...

perghh imaginasi tahap gaban nie..hehe.. kalo org uh rial killler lampu merh uh mcm nk pecah...tp kalo org uh nk tobat lmpu merah uh ade cahaya2 putih...haha.. giler r punya imaginasi... tp there r reason why God doesnt create the things like we imagine.. life will be so predictable if we knoe wat happen tomorrow n aftr...

*SiRibenMerah said...

*tetiba I humming lagu Redline-Sizuka*

and when people step out this redline ,
i will never let them to go ,
never laugh cos this is the dead end ,
it is my end for its start to go ,

and when people step out this redline ,
means no other place need to go ,
let the future past in the mean time ,
and the great night kill all alone ,

it was u .. call me and told me ,
help me up and shine up my life ,
it was u .. call me again till lonely aaaa ,
it was u .. call me and told me ,
blur my eyes and tell me to do ,
is was u told me the lies i always spoke



*lalalalalalala*

kajaharuna said...

kuat betul imaginasi.. haha :)

CekbOlat-bOlat said...

apabila pocket brimaginasi -_-"

Anisa Hang Tuah said...

marilah kita bergabung imaginasi

Ayaq said...

Interesting. Bahu kiri saya mesti lip lap lip lap sakan. Huhu.

Annaster said...

boleh je pompuan lari guna heels.. :p

zonaku said...

perghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



x berani nk imagine....... tapi kalau dosa pahala boleh dilihat, manusia akan bertambah jahat, sebab bila merah dah banyak sangat, diorg akan bertaubat, then buat lagi.

zonaku said...

satu lagi, sokong annaster.... bukan susah pun lari guna heels.... biasa ja.



tapi penah tgk citer tamil/hindustan? heroin pakai heels, pakai sari, lari susup sasap dalam hutan elak orang jahat.... itu mmg tabik spring la.....

c'axoera said...

best citer ni.....elok life kita macam tu, barulah manusia tahu hargai masa kan kan kan :)

Mya said...

mya tingin nak tengok cite ni tau... sorry pocket, lappy mya still koma. so jarang dapat blogwalking sobsobbb

Hanie_Dew said...

aku plak imagine macam citer Beast. kalau orang tu buat dosa,tumbuk satu ukiran huduh kat kulit dia. cam ko kata, macam tatoo kan. so kalau orang yang baik kulit dia mesti cantik. kalau nampak kulit huduh semacam tu haaa...tau la kan..

best berimaginasi ni kan pocket. bole train otak. hahahaha.. jue selalu geleng kepala kalau aku citer pasal imaginasi aku.

Hanie_Dew said...

dan idea ko wat sticker bloglist tu cam best je kan.

Annaster said...

yup.. alangkan indian actress leks jea menari guna heels.
beyonce pun boleh.. apalah sgt berlari guna heels..

Jue said...

haha kemain imaginasi ko kan
i like ur idea tp those yg bohong sunat mcm mn lak eh? just curious kan

what if..wah aku pun nak join bimaginasi skali..ish ish jgn..keja btimbun haha

unless aku nye imagine freeze the world bjaya haha

psst: sorry beb lama x g blog ko

say to easy=) said...

high imagination.:)

ciK LyndaWawa said...

mari imagin..gambar itu cik poket dan cik cikgu..hehehehehehehe=]

Kartini said...

err... red numbers. (0.0)

princess said...

POCKET !!!! whoaaa . impressive sgt . ain dah tgk movie ni dulu . tapi tak terfikir pun untuk come out dengan points macam pocket tulis ni . hebat lah : )

anamizu said...

woahhh! ohsem! *speechless =P






luv,
cik ana

Fatin Mraz said...

imaginasi yg sgt2 interesting..thumbs up.. part dosa pahala-merah hijau tuh..

if i was a producer.. i'll take this idea to make a movie.. oke pocket? have u got the script ready?

~SaL IjOu~ said...

dok cite pasal nyala2 lampu ni tingat cite otomen la plak~ ;p

.diannorhayati. said...

oh maiii.

ur imagination sampai ke situ pocket,.


hahah.

and i think it was good lah pocket.

hihi.

so then i cant lie to customer id they are buying cake isaid superb delicious.

nah the left blinking.

hahaha :p

LAici KAng Ais said...

terbaeeekkkkk.haha

littledolphin said...

haha,you are so imaginative!

i wish i knew what is in W's mind .if I ask him what he feels about me and there's a red light,it must means he hates me T_________T

Juliet_iRa~" said...

fuyoooo..;p

dasyatnya imagine..

c'axoera said...

hanya 5 perkara kannnn

http://ch000tz.blogspot.com/2011/12/hanya-5-perkara.html

Dhiya Fariza said...

This is very interesting pocket. Your point of view is just what's the word erMm incredible/outisde the box/nice one :D

Azham Vosovic said...

betul betul betul...

kalaulah dosa tu kita nampak di atas bahu kita ni.... hurm....