Thursday, August 18, 2011

373. Survival Tips No.1

I have stumble upon a situation that i felt i should share
this survival tips, not that i am that good or i have been
surviving that long.
Its just that i know..
To the deepest part in my core i know..
That this would be useful to someone ,
be it the positive or the negative way.
Nak pisau camniiii!!!

Survival tips no 1 : The Kit
Two Handphones.
men should have 2 handphone in order to survive.
this is to ensure that u can still be called by your family
even if u 'off' your other handphone.
why do u need to 'off' your handphone?
It is so that ladies from group no 1,
cant call u when u're with ladies from group no 2.

A Data Log.
(Only accessable by one party and that is u)
One can only keep one or two data in our mind,
U can always remember one birthday..
Imagine u have to remember 4 birthdays,
4 favorite foods,
4 favorite colours..
now don't let me start on the old stories,
painful memories from one,
which actually about the same with the second one..
u can juggle all of em? well i cant.
cause i'm slow and this memory bank
cant keep up anymore.
So if u wanna be a good player,
u need to be a good listener,
a good listener remembers...
How to remember without a
note book to jot down details?

hey hey.. look at the time,
its nearing 1am and i'm still up.
i'll sambung again next time ya pocketeers,
let this be a series of tips to survive.
if u have any.. tell it here.. i'll post it for u:D

Men lies,
Men have secrets,
Men hide,
Men deceive,
Just for the sake of one thing.
Just for the sake of not hurting u.
The one we trully love.


Anis izyan Abd Rahman said...

jahat ! i wont allow my husband pakai 2 handphone nnt , tgk laaa

Pocket said...

that is the point of this post anis,
so that girls out there know a bit. so that u'd watch out ^^

glad that u got my point.

cHeRyNa PiReS said...

haaahh...i knew that trick of 2 handphone. i knew the person who did it! hehehe...

echaRierie said...

serius no 1 sy phm sgt2..hahaha..
it happened to me b4..muwahahahaha..
#damn nk pkr dh..

a.z.r.i.n.a.03.07 said...
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a.z.r.i.n.a.03.07 said...

how come eh...?
i can remember the whole family punya besday.. hehe..

*next entry punya NO. fav no ler pocket !

*SiRibenMerah said...

sape makan cili dia terasa pedasnya..

*SiRibenMerah said...

sape makan cili dia terasa pedasnya..

*SiRibenMerah said...
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Elie Lily said...

yg no 2 tuu...

Aemy Shamy said...

you make me so prejudice right now, buddy....i'll prepare my kit too! hahaha :p

biLa aKu muLa mEmbEbeL.. said...

ouh, common trick kot.
i would understand if the kit is for survival purposes.
BUT no matter what case it is, i'll ensure that i CAN frequently access the 2 or 3 (or how many pun) of his phones. tak kira bila2 masa pun.

play wise,man. =)
*angkat kening sikit*

Pocket said...

hey hey, in malaysia there is a lot of people who owns 2 handphone for various reason.
i just knew one of them :D

jangan sedih dik,
jadikan nya teladan okeh:D

family yes,
a few of your friends yes,
but a whole list of girls u cant even remember their last name?

i guess not. we need logs :D
a note book ^^

kenapa ayat tersebut digunakan cili dan pedas yer?
madu dan manis pun buleh gak :D

sound stupid kan,
but they do!

oh oh!! ladies punyer survival kit lagi la tak yah nak citer.
nasty lg ganaz :D

Come to think of it,
yes, its quite common.
but i got to start somewhere right? and telling the readers about the kit is my first move :D

how can u know?
when the other HP is
in the office :D
unless u have access to celcom database that is :D