tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-143618382024-03-13T21:20:47.316+08:00ToMyPocketPocket trying to tell stories ere :DPockethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10915022941800919525noreply@blogger.comBlogger718125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14361838.post-34036060359971155572012-12-09T19:51:00.000+08:002012-12-09T22:50:02.442+08:00Memancing Ikan Bulan<br />
Ikan Bulan adalah sejenis ikan air<br />
payau yang kononnya banyak tulang,<br />
sedap buat laksa.. pasal kalau goreng<br />
gitu jer tak sedap katanya..<br />
buleh idup di tempat yang lebih kurang<br />
jer airnya dan yang paling besh ...<br />
syok untuk dipanching,<br />
<br />
Yes pocketeers,<br />
ini bukan post yang selalu pocket tulis,<br />
ini hanya lah post ngacuman hati,<br />
nota untuk diri sendiri,<br />
cerita pedoman dan teladan.<br />
Peringatan untuk yang terkorban.<br />
<br />
Pocket memang tahu di situ ada<br />
ikan bulan, pocket lalu, dan dia<br />
memang selalu ada.. menayang.<br />
Katanya kalau nak kenal ikan bulan<br />
adalah dari cara dia amik udara...<br />
dan kalau ada dia,<br />
memang dia amik udara...<br />
macam bagi tahu kat kamu<br />
pemanching tegar...<br />
'adooo lagi ni haaaaa'<br />
<br />
Kalau Ikan Bulan ni amik udara,<br />
most of the time dia menayang...<br />
ditunjukkan ekornya sikit.<br />
kepelup!! kater bunyi nyer...<br />
Dia akan lepas kan buih dua kali.<br />
Buih dua kali tu penting.<br />
kalau tiga kali tu kononnya ikan<br />
MDKT... kalau nam kali tu bewak.<br />
kalau berkali kali tu penyelam<br />
kentut kot... tak tahu lah.<br />
<br />
So pocket pegi ke tempat kejadian<br />
awal pagi dengan sorang lagi peserta<br />
komplot. 3 orang jer dalam group kami...<br />
Sorang tu sudah bujang,<br />
sorang lagi tu ngaku bujang,<br />
dan sorang lagi .. err memang bujang.<br />
Air pasang kononnya kul 750 pagi.<br />
Kami sampai pukul 650.<br />
Cerah tanah pukul 710.. riak diair dah galak..<br />
bagaikan ada coach di bawah air<br />
menyuruh ikan bulan sekalian ke permukaan,<br />
menayang kat kami yang dahagakan tarikan.<br />
kekadang tepiii sangat dengan gigi air.<br />
terasa macam sampai kalau ku capai<br />
terasa macam naak sangat dia naik dan<br />
pulang dengan aku... yang pastinya, dia ada!<br />
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Cara kami mudah,<br />
kalau ikut ACU (Pak menakan pocket)<br />
disuruhnya ikat udang idup atau isi ikan<br />
dalam sejengkal ari pelampung.<br />
Ladung kechik dibawah.<br />
Tapi pocket prefer lengohkan tangan<br />
membaling ikan palsu ke tempat riak air tadi..<br />
dan mengayuh pulang dengan harapan<br />
Ikan Bulan nampak Ikan Palsu (Lure),<br />
anggap ianya makanan... and ngap!!<br />
Teorinya mudah, tapi nak melaksanakannya susah...<br />
sekali riak di air, kita pun baling.<br />
Landing lure kita sedepa menjangkaui riak ikan<br />
tadi, dan kita mengayuh lure tu pulang...<br />
Sekali lure kita ke kanan..<br />
buih ikan bulan tadi timbul di kiri.<br />
Taaaakkk dapat jgak. (Dia tak nampak)<br />
baling lagi.. dan lagi ... dan lagi..<br />
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<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qAMUvdkW5AQ/UMRLxFlZDHI/AAAAAAAACAY/-EkWimxkQwA/s1600/Ikan+Bulan.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-qAMUvdkW5AQ/UMRLxFlZDHI/AAAAAAAACAY/-EkWimxkQwA/s400/Ikan+Bulan.jpg" width="150" /></a>Ikan pertama dinaikkan oleh peserta<br />
komplot kami pada 830... ehh air tengah dok<br />
pasang penuh tuu.. ada kaitan kah?<br />
Lure yang digunakan untuk menumpaskan<br />
ikan bulan ni adalah AbuGarcia Tormentor<br />
hitam kunin with white belly 50mm.<br />
eh pocket pun ada tu!!<br />
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Ada lagi group lain datang lepas tu,<br />
diorang pun dok naikkan jgak!<br />
Pocket kira kira ada gak lima ekor group tu<br />
naikkan.. lure yang diorang pakai adalah<br />
50mm plastic lure kaler oren ngan ekor puteh.<br />
ohh.. pas ni kena cari nih!!<br />
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<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-odBPRBo6qrI/UMRPxUCpu3I/AAAAAAAACA8/GWBMIz_r0mw/s1600/macam+ni+tapi+ekornya+puteh.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="168" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-odBPRBo6qrI/UMRPxUCpu3I/AAAAAAAACA8/GWBMIz_r0mw/s200/macam+ni+tapi+ekornya+puteh.jpg" width="200" /></a>melihat diorang ni hit banyak<br />
guna lure oren, (Yes, kami gi<br />
tengok in honor of the man<br />
who just got the fish)<br />
Pocket pun cari dalam bag<br />
doremon, ADA!! pocket pun<br />
ada jgak lure oren! tak la sama ..<br />
tapi oren lah kan..<br />
so ku lontar dan lontar...<br />
memang mengena! 3 kali!<br />
Tapi semua nya hanya sempat sampai<br />
ke gigi air, melompat di udara menunjukkan<br />
diri nya yang sexy mexy tu dan terlepas<br />
ke dalam air semula..<br />
adoilaaaa hangin satu badan aku!!<br />
Nak tengok lelaki dewasa melompat<br />
sambil menghentak tanah dalam frust<br />
yang teramat sangat, sila lah ke lokasi<br />
manching :D<br />
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Kata kengkawan pocket, kena hook in sikit jer,<br />
jangan lebih lebih, kang lucut. perhatikan<br />
gambar kawan pocket yang dapat ikan tu kat atas<br />
pun yes.. memang mulut ikan tu dah rabak ditarik<br />
lure.. mungkin ikan ni mulutnya lembut kot?<br />
next time akan ku balas dendam.<br />
n kali ni akan ku tarik manja manja gitu :D<br />
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sayang seribu kali sayang..<br />
komplot kali ni telah mengorbankan<br />
3 dari askar pocket tersayang.<br />
lure oren tersangkut kayu...<br />
lure pink tersangkut sampah kot.<br />
n lure black yellow with oren belly<br />
dilarikan ikan..<br />
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so sesapa yang dok manching bulan,<br />
have fun... hati hati dengan selaman lure anda,<br />
belajar bezakan sangkut kayu ngan sangkut ikan.<br />
daan.. pakai la protection seadanya.<br />
gambar menunjukkan pocket dihantam lure kawan sebelah.<br />
topi tu tembus, kalau kulit kepala pocket yang<br />
tak la ber rambut sangat ni camana? pergh!!!<br />
lagi tak syok, kalau mata camana?<br />
wow!!<br />
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Pockethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10915022941800919525noreply@blogger.com24tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14361838.post-36631049991531132692012-12-03T09:00:00.000+08:002012-12-03T09:00:00.393+08:00592. GoodMourning...Pocketeers,<br />
I took my dinner last night all alone sitting<br />
on the floor infront of the TV my housemate<br />
had scratched some pen marks just from the<br />
thought of experimenting.<br />
ohh..<br />
<br />
it was mamee slurp with eggs and some tofu.<br />
ohh menarik menarik :D<br />
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while having the mamee slurp,<br />
I had that movie on.<br />
HITCH with will smith as the matchmaker..<br />
A story of a guy who think match making<br />
can make money but he failed to realized<br />
that not putting 'NO CELEBRITIES' in the<br />
policies is hazardous to the business.<br />
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well whatever, he still looks good in that movie.<br />
Even though its not a movie where he's showing<br />
his skin that much like when he's playing ALI...<br />
still u cant hide those candies for the eyes right?<br />
(Ohh typing with the gay in me emerged)<br />
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supposedly that pakcik was already in his 37<br />
when he was acting that movie, he was born<br />
in 1968.. that movie was from 2005..<br />
err aa.. hummm 37 lah kot..<br />
give it or take 1 year,<br />
not considering his birthday comparing<br />
the date of the movie taking.<br />
<br />
hey hey not much different with me no?<br />
i'm somewhat younger then KAK <a href="http://deekuntum.blogspot.com/">DEE</a><br />
about 2 to 3 years, and Kak Dee is still<br />
26.. which makes me abooooouuuuutttt....<br />
(elongate 'about' with eyes looking at<br />
the sky on the left... ohh pocketeers,<br />
u know i'm lying, dont take it seriously ya)<br />
<br />
the point is he still looks good even with the age.<br />
ladies have their prime from 16 to ... to...<br />
to... err nak tulis 20 kang yg 21 marah plak.<br />
nak tulih 31 .. karang yang 32 marah plak..<br />
berapa yer ladies punyer prime time?<br />
(Ada yang kena maki jap lagi ni)<br />
<br />
and men having their PRIME from 22 to 52..<br />
easily said that is 30 years of flirting okeh..<br />
i guess i still have my time to flirt some more.<br />
and having a juicy figure like Will Smith would<br />
be a plus! dont forget Hugh Jackman,<br />
or Danny Glover (iyer?)<br />
I guess i have to start doing something.<br />
Herbal Life kot? simply senaman kot?<br />
gaji baru masuk, gi beli alat senaman smart shop kot.<br />
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as soon as I thought of this,<br />
I've already gone half of the MAMEE SLURP.<br />
ohh nak buang sayang,<br />
nak makan lagi 'SAYANG'<br />
so what to do?<br />
WILL SMITH punya pasal..<br />
kita buang. bazir?<br />
well membiarkan awek chomel berdiam<br />
diri di perhentian bas tanpa ramah mesra<br />
kita juga pembaziran...<br />
so buang buang buang...<br />
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hehehe .. entah apo la karangan ari nikan pocketeers,<br />
monday blues kot :D good mourning pocketeers!!<br />
done any mourning lately?<br />
I am, mourning over last night's Mamee SlurpPockethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10915022941800919525noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14361838.post-72161747932140452862012-11-29T08:41:00.000+08:002012-11-29T08:41:00.235+08:00591. TheAttractive<br />
Pocketeers,<br />
loh!! buleh sambung sambung plak!!?<br />
bukan nya karangan citer cinta kan..<br />
tak pun karangan citer sedih ker haper.<br />
apooo lah pocket :D<br />
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anyway..<br />
here goes the rest of my previous post:<br />
<a href="http://mypocketnotyours.blogspot.com/2012/11/590-theattraction.html">590. TheAttraction... </a><br />
I guess I was attracted to the waitress kot...<br />
she was those usual faces u'd see on a fair<br />
symetrical malay face with her hair strap<br />
to the back, pony tail.<br />
It was strap tightly till u can see her obvious<br />
forehead shining in the morning blue light.<br />
A small frame lady with long legs and obvious<br />
waistline. somehow her upper attraction<br />
was less but I never put that as a must for ladies.<br />
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The best part about her was her way of<br />
communicating with the customers, I guess<br />
soft spoken good attitude do gets noticed<br />
ya... well of course.. that is why we ask<br />
our younger generation to answer 'YA'<br />
instead of 'Humm' when ever we're calling them.<br />
THose young generation with a pinch of Scottish<br />
accent would answer 'AYE' instead of 'YES'<br />
hehehhe ni bukan perli yer sis <a href="http://cheryna.blogspot.com/">cheryna</a><br />
sajer jer taksengaja sebut :D<br />
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but there was a problem...<br />
I think she's attractive.<br />
I am practically attracted to her till<br />
I've chosen to spend RM4 for sarapan at her<br />
mother's place instead of the usual mamak's<br />
but I think she's underage...<br />
one point would be because the mother calls<br />
her 'ADIK'.. usually adik is a term u call the<br />
youngest one.. bongsu.<br />
and the mother doesnt look that old. Aww!!<br />
second point would be from her small figure.<br />
Ohh.. dont say she's 14 and from that she<br />
is going to grow some more!!<br />
Third point would be because i've only seen<br />
her waiting the table daily starting off this<br />
cuti sekolah season, before that it was only<br />
during the weekends... ehh!!?<br />
<br />
WAIT SEMINIT!!!<br />
cuti sekolah is effective to all level right?<br />
from sekolah rendah tu sekolah menengah right?<br />
ohh!! dont tell me she's 11!!!!!!!!<br />
mati pakcik!!<br />
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tak per tak per!! </div>
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UITM pun cuti jgak </div>
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kan... :D</div>
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Pockethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10915022941800919525noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14361838.post-48359077542930337552012-11-28T08:45:00.000+08:002012-11-28T08:45:00.094+08:00590. TheAttraction...<br />
Pocketeers,<br />
lately there is this joint that i like to go as a third place.<br />
but then again, the time spent there was too short that<br />
i dont think anyone would have the time to ask me...<br />
'masuk keja kul berapa bro?'<br />
well if there are any conversation<br />
going on between me and the waitress or the fellow customer...<br />
it would not last more then 3 minutes.<br />
cause i reach that place at 705,<br />
and i have to leave the place at 720.<br />
mana nak mencekik lagi, nak sembang lagi..<br />
third place? a long way to go...<br />
but the makcik seems to know<br />
my ammount of nasik. 'TIGA JARI'<br />
<br />
the food was normal homecooking,<br />
i cant call it a very special delicacies,<br />
as the same old meal is presented in the usual way,<br />
from the periuk. But kerang goreng kunyit is there...<br />
so does daging goreng kunyit. Ikan isi (?)<br />
ayam goreng.. and best part of all..<br />
the sambal belachan is well balanced.<br />
(Dont u hate those sambal belachan<br />
that puts too much asam or too much belachan?<br />
some even puts asam jawa instead of limau.. wow!)<br />
<br />
i guess i was attracted to the waitress kot...<br />
she was those usual faces u'd see on a fair<br />
symetrical malay faces with her hair strap<br />
to the back, pony tail.<br />
small frame lady with long legs and obvious<br />
waistline. somehow her upper attraction<br />
was less but i never put that as a must for ladies.<br />
<br />
She was... oooopppssss time is up..<br />
have to go to work pocketeers..<br />
will finish my karangan later ya.<br />
yes.. this karangan is wrote today at<br />
28thNov 645am... auto published at 845 :D<br />
Pockethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10915022941800919525noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14361838.post-48667850634240834172012-11-26T08:44:00.000+08:002012-11-26T08:44:00.602+08:00589. Laundry yang menyesatkan...adalah tajuk yang tak der kena mengena langsung<br />
dengan post... tapi still pocket tak pernah kisah pun<br />
pasal tajuk kan.. so read on pocketeers:D<br />
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Lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely,<br />
i'm so lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely,<br />
<br />
as i was letting the low sound of my housemate's Lappy<br />
break the silence of the night on the dining table. A jug<br />
of hot milo on the side, some chips and a mountain of<br />
fried chicken as well.<br />
They say low carb diet is the way to go,<br />
i'm going nasikless.. with 6 drumstick instead :D<br />
hoyeah!!<br />
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Lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely,<br />
i'm so lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely,<br />
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it was a song from 2NE1 - Lonely... </div>
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penetrating the harddrive but it did. ohh </div>
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Lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely,<br />
i'm so lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely,</div>
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then the housemate came from the kitchen</div>
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with the laundry...</div>
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'loh.. nak kata lagu lawak tak jgak, </div>
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tapi dok ulang lelonglelonglelong... </div>
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depa dok lelong apa?'</div>
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lonely lonely lonely...</div>
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loneley loneley loneley (As american pronunciation i suppose)</div>
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long ley long ley long ley ... </div>
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long.. lelong! lelong! lelong! le</div>
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senario mungkin nyanyikan katc tv!!</div>
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lelong lelong lelong!!! </div>
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adehlaaaaa....</div>
Pockethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10915022941800919525noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14361838.post-22341121133713658432012-11-15T20:17:00.000+08:002012-11-15T20:53:50.472+08:00588. Yang Sudah......tu sudah sudaah laaahhhh.<br />
<br />
...is a saying that people would say to advice people<br />
who are holding their grudge and kept on lingering<br />
over the past like flies hovering over revolting shit,<br />
(Yes.. bad memories are just like shit... the fume is<br />
revolting, even if u thought u've washed them away,<br />
somehow the scent still there. or atleast your mind think it is)<br />
sometime the fly does land over the shit sucking any<br />
sweet nectar left from the waste. Ewwwww!!!<br />
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People who once abused or once scarred from someone<br />
dear to him/her, the pain is even more when u love them.<br />
the pain is even more when u hope the future from them.<br />
hell, the pain will be unbearable if it was your flesh and blood.<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-large;">Yang sudah tu sudah sudaah laaahhh...</span><br />
tak baik idup dalam dendam,<br />
<br />
Yes yes... nothing good will come from living in grudge or<br />
keeping the thought that one day u'll revenge his/her wrongdoings,<br />
but we are just mere flesh that is weak inside. THe thought just<br />
wont leave u that easily.<br />
<br />
Dont u think that the saying above is just a mere<br />
EASY WAY TO RESOLVE PROBLEMS?<br />
Oh so after he did this to me,<br />
after all the nightmare and screaming in the night,<br />
waking up every morning having to put the<br />
tear-drenched pillow under the sun to dry up like<br />
there is a 'baby' in this bujang house peeing in<br />
its sleep.<br />
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sapa kenching tilam tuu?</div>
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<br />
Those thought of how boring hari raya will be if<br />
its penang turn for her to spend her hari raya...<br />
The actual plan of spending Hari Raya in Langkawi<br />
just so that we dont have to meet her?<br />
After all that excruciating experience,<br />
<span style="font-size: x-large;">'Yang sudah tu sudah sudaah laaahhh...'?</span><br />
<br />
Baaanyak cantik muka?<br />
<br />
He should be punished.<br />
She should public apologize and do some time.<br />
or be my coolie and clean my lawn for the next 3 years.<br />
Or like how that cikgu got from the movie<br />
where Afdlin Shauki loved his daughter too much<br />
that he beat up the teacher and he have to 'salute'<br />
him whenever he is around.<br />
<br />
well yes i have to agree that there is no<br />
courtroom to judge our small petty cases.<br />
Who's to judge? Third person from the whole case?<br />
He/She will be bored with such small issues that<br />
we're facing till he'll say ...<br />
<span style="font-size: x-large;">'Yang sudah tu sudah sudaah laaahhh...'</span><br />
Understood. But that is unfair no?<br />
What about me?<br />
Dimanakah Keadilan?<br />
Forgive her? yes i did,<br />
but I still need the justice to be brought upon her.<br />
She need to feel the pain. Or at least regret it<br />
with her flesh that she did it in the first place.<br />
<br />
dont u think so?<br />
what do u think pocketeers?<br />
<span style="font-size: x-large;">'Yang sudah tu sudah sudaah laaahhh...'</span><br />
tu buleh diterima pakai ker?<br />
Cara mudah nak rungkaikan kebencian<br />
dari satu pihak jer kot?Pockethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10915022941800919525noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14361838.post-81347157775348244232012-11-13T20:28:00.001+08:002012-11-13T20:28:52.910+08:00587. Never Getting Any...<br />
...eh tak!!<br />
We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together.. the song.<br />
<br />
Pocketeers,<br />
if u look at my blog title in your bloglist,<br />
it'll show my last post was 7days ago..<br />
something that I promised myself not to do.<br />
But that is it with promised.<br />
the broken one seems to be more obvious.<br />
The kept one? obviously oblivious:D<br />
(Sajer je nak pakai perkataan 'obv-obv' tu..<br />
hehehh betul tak penggunaan tu?<br />
saper pandai english?)<br />
<br />
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Have u guys watched that Music Clips<br />
from Taylor Swift for that song<br />
'We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together'<br />
She likes to appear in her pyjamas right?<br />
I think she have to wear that cause she's<br />
keeping that red top and the 'small-black-short'<br />
hidden inside.<br />
Luv the 'one-cut' kinda music video...<br />
shows that the director are such good in their timing.<br />
luv this video very very much...<br />
although the monkey guy is really annoying :D<br />
<br />
Kinda remind me about that lady Utada Hikaru<br />
who also did somewhat the same...<br />
the song title was 'Goodbye Happiness'.<br />
The Video was like it was done from the lappy camera...<br />
(How do u put on a headphone on top of your hair?<br />
tak terasa rimas ker?)<br />
Luv her hair in that MusicVideo...<br />
I know one cute lady is having the same hair<br />
as that... saya nak kamu boleh?<br />
sila angkat tangan :D<br />
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<br />
Oh oh!! dont forget Bruno Mars with 'Lazy Song'...<br />
again with the monkey.. adoihlaaaa<br />
<br />
I guess it shows that the director is really<br />
working their brainjuice just to ensure the<br />
timing is all correct.<br />
and the singer need to ensure they dont mess up.<br />
For if they trip on something or taken the wrong<br />
prop by the end of the shooting.<br />
its re-do from the beginning.<br />
'CUUUTTT!!!! From the top people!!'<br />
adehlaaa..<br />
<br />
dont know why did I'm posting this,<br />
just thought 'One-Cut-Music-Video' is nice kot :D<br />
hey hey cuti lagi?<br />
Pocket is!!<br />
Pockethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10915022941800919525noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14361838.post-3470249854881183802012-11-06T09:13:00.000+08:002012-11-06T09:13:00.479+08:00586. Survival Tips No.2Pocketeers...<br />
its been a week of hectic.<br />
somehow i'm feeling pain all over<br />
my body but i cant tell where was<br />
it from.<br />
Did i did it too rough last night?<br />
Did i fallen off the bed last night?<br />
or did i sleepwalked and picked<br />
up a fight with a local thug and lost<br />
oh oh.. apoo la andaian.<br />
<br />
Today i'm going to put on another of<br />
my survival tips as my last one was<br />
back in August 2011...<br />
<a href="http://mypocketnotyours.blogspot.com/2011/08/373-survival-tips-no1.html">373. Survival Tips No.1</a><br />
yes.. its been a year, is this an annual<br />
thing? lets hope i can write bout this<br />
more often :D<br />
<br />
'SAYANG'... this is a common name most<br />
men call their better half, when they call<br />
u this.. its like telling u that they luv u,<br />
or cared about u...<br />
The truth was actually different.<br />
This is just another tool for us to make<br />
sure we'll never accidentally call u<br />
by a different name in situations<br />
that requires us to multitasking.<br />
<br />
U know men with multitasking right?<br />
They cant scratch their balls with their<br />
right hand and operate the ASTRO remote<br />
with their left simultaneously... this is true,<br />
and all my readers with testosteron can verify this.<br />
<br />
U wanna verify this? ask your men to do the dishes,<br />
then tell him a story... change the name a few time<br />
or change the details of the story a few times,<br />
he wont notice... If he did notice,<br />
check the quality of the dishes that he cleaned.<br />
most probably it'll be 'OVERWASHED'<br />
<br />
We call our girls sayang because of one thing,<br />
we have a lot of girls with different names and<br />
names lately are just so Effingly LONG!!<br />
Nik NorFarahin Zamzuriana Ishak.. uuuiii!!!<br />
Cant blame u for that, u were not the one who<br />
choose... and u know what will happen if i'm with<br />
<a href="http://cheryna.blogspot.com/">Cheryna Pirez</a> but accidentally called her '<a href="http://deekuntum.blogspot.com/">Dee</a>'<br />
pergh!! mati!!<br />
(Not that i have 'anything' with both of them<br />
of course, this is just a 'Perumpamaan')<br />
<br />
By calling her a common name,<br />
the danger of being exposed<br />
will be less.<br />
so when i'm with Katy Perry..<br />
i'll be calling her 'SAYANG'...<br />
so the same if i'm with Charice Pempengco<br />
'SAYANG tolong amikkan kan garpu buleh?'<br />
and so does another 12 girls in the list.<br />
(12 is just a random number i'm putting here okeh...<br />
i wish it could be 12... but instead it was ...........-silence-)<br />
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<i>macham ada jer blogger yg pocket slalu</i></div>
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<i>do gi bertandang muka cam ni tapi siapa </i></div>
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<i>ya? sayang... bleh tolong angkat tangan?</i></div>
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Girls, if u ever being called common name like<br />
sayang... intan payung, cinta, luv, jelly, or ketupat.<br />
start checking will ya? :D is there a list?<br />
<br />
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Men, starts to call her 'SAYANG'</div>
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and u will never again be faced with </div>
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that awkward moments of trying to </div>
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change no2's name into a verb or a</div>
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nouns that would definitely sound weird.</div>
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'err shila...'</div>
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'shila?'</div>
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'taakk.. <b>see la</b> this one, looked old kan'</div>
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hek enneeeeeeeee</div>
Pockethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10915022941800919525noreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14361838.post-14383849085110144182012-10-31T09:04:00.000+08:002012-10-31T09:04:00.318+08:00585. Laa.. 'Cuti' Lagi?Pocketeers,<br />
I wanted to post something else,<br />
but instead of Copy and Pasting<br />
what i've pre-wrote earlier, I chose<br />
to let my fat fingers menggedik again.<br />
Its a good exercise anyway..<br />
hopefully I'll lose some weight.<br />
<br />
I was blogwalking and I saw a few<br />
bloggers was writing about how they<br />
dont have anything to do and that<br />
they're feeling so bored right now.<br />
ended up they're letting time goes by<br />
without nothing done instead.<br />
Hey hey. i cant blame u...<br />
I'd rather sleep my 'CUTI' days off<br />
from dusk to dawn too.<br />
<br />
Its just that if the 'CUTI' was for a day or two,<br />
that is understandable, but if its for the whole 1 month,<br />
why not do something meaningful? Productive or 'Masyuk'<br />
Like buy yourself some power tools and start learning<br />
to become a carpenter? yes stupid as it may sound...<br />
but try to ask a few guys out there to 'nail' u a rack for<br />
your pasu bunga... i dare to say 30% of them cant.<br />
would be helpful if u know how, no?<br />
Pisang goreng would be nice...<br />
Nasik lemak in the morning pays nicely too.<br />
<br />
I once went to a country where azan is only heard through<br />
MP3 players inside our handphone's alarms. This friend<br />
of mine went on and pick up those TV or old speaker sets<br />
people throw away and fixed them during his free time.<br />
He went on and sell them in AUCTION and earned a few<br />
lunch and even paid his rent with it. COOL NO?<br />
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<br />
I myself did learned from him and started to joined<br />
fan club for some cute girls who cant sing hoping fans<br />
would still luv them tru their cuteness. By joining the fanclub,<br />
I got access to the best seats in concerts and able to buy<br />
them way before common people can. Selling those tickets<br />
to a die hard fans is like extortion!!<br />
the price would go nearly double!!<br />
the thing ended badly, but that is another story...<br />
i got cash alright... that is the bottom line.<br />
<br />
My point is, we are given 530 000 hours to live,<br />
we've used 10% believing ultraman exist,<br />
another 20% thinking that Hang Jebat yang jahat.<br />
lets use the rest in the best way we can ok :D<br />
If its not for the cash, atleast for the knowledge,<br />
but having some cash in the bank does makes the different.<br />
atleast it'll be 11 days of nasik goreng for dinner<br />
rather then 11 days of nasik puteh<br />
(Gas abih 19hb daaaaaa)<br />
<br />
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hey hey!! besok gaji, jom </div>
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beli mesin potong rumput!</div>
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kot dapat kontrek padang </div>
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skolah dipagi sabtu,</div>
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masyuk gak tuu :D</div>
Pockethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10915022941800919525noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14361838.post-45864579851518953762012-10-29T09:30:00.000+08:002012-10-29T09:30:01.066+08:00584. 'U...Marahkan I Lagi Ker?'<br />
Pocketeers, Ari ni isnin,<br />
Ini adalah post 'BERSALAH',<br />
Ini adalah post berbau chinta,<br />
yes yes.. tak semua orang suka baca post<br />
tentang chinta sang empunya blog..<br />
tapi pocket pung sesekali teringin gak<br />
nak blues blues...<br />
(Bukan selalu ker?)<br />
Monday Blues lagipon kan...<br />
<br />
She came into my life just recently...<br />
it was a hectic period as I was struggling<br />
with my debt and yet she still appear.<br />
I came to know her in a hospital.<br />
While tending my housemate who was admitted.<br />
<br />
I dont have to describe her that day,<br />
u guys have read most of my stories and u know<br />
how bad I am in describing people, but I do know<br />
this, the first time I laid my eyes on her,<br />
she was not even looking at me but yet I still<br />
unintentionally smiled. She's that beautiful.<br />
On the spot mintak nombor talipon,<br />
selepas karangan dialog yang panjang,<br />
selepas jumpa dia dihari kedua ...<br />
we became more than 'someone-i've-met-in-the-Hospital'<br />
<br />
Setelah beberapa lama mengenali dia,<br />
pocket terasa sayang yang bertambah tambah,<br />
DIa adalah seorang yang pocket sanggup tak makan,<br />
hanya kerana ada duit nak belanja pun sehelai not<br />
RM5, dah tu nasik goreng dia pun dah RM3..<br />
Teh ais lagi?<br />
'Tak per.. i makan dah tadi, teman u jer okeh'<br />
<br />
Dia adalah sorang yang membuatkan pocket<br />
terasa nak beli tali gitar dan bunyikan rumah<br />
sunyi ni kembali dengan nada nada cinta.<br />
Hoping someday buleh petik senada dua,<br />
mengiringi sajak chenta.. perghh!!!!<br />
<br />
DIa membuatkan pocket rasa macam nak idup lebih lama<br />
(Ikut ketentuan ILAHI la jgak kan)<br />
kalau pun hanya seminit dua, hanya nak tengok<br />
dia sedikit lebih lama sebelum pocket pergi.<br />
Terasa nak nak sihatkan diri,<br />
kurangkan gula, garam dan minyak.<br />
moga kalau ada jodoh, buleh tengok<br />
anak.. cucu malah cicit kemudian hari.<br />
<br />
Dia suka melawak,<br />
merapu macam pocket jugak,<br />
Joke dia kekadang sarcastic,<br />
kekadang tak paham,<br />
kekadang kejam,<br />
tapi pocket gelak jugak.<br />
Dia somehow minat 'Trajectory weapons'<br />
macam baling pisau,<br />
Archery,<br />
Guns,<br />
or just a simple pistol air.<br />
Tak suka sangat actually,<br />
takut kalau bebila pocket 'inevitably' bermain<br />
kayu tiga... memang kena lari menyelamatkan<br />
nyawa lah kan. Bayangkan kalau dia ada Firearms<br />
licence masa tu.. tak kalut?<br />
Tapi kebelakangan ni dia menunjukkan minat<br />
dalam memancing, siap nak ikut lagi pocket gi<br />
manching, terasa plak.. why not kalau kita usaha<br />
sama sama.. it would be something that we could<br />
do together kinda thing kan...<br />
ok.. i'll search for any<br />
archery club around penang ok sayang...<br />
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<br />
Gi mandi sungai dengan Dia raya aji bebaru ni,<br />
adohlaaa punya la penat melayan memerang tak<br />
pernah jumpa air nii... besh besh<br />
on the way balik, kami makan nugget murahan<br />
kat titi hayun tu. pergh!! best time of my life.<br />
<br />
The thing is... semalam Dia merajuk,<br />
Dia ajak pocket tengok samting,<br />
tapi pocket ignore dia, iyer lah, pocket<br />
pun dok kalut ngan kengkawan lain sama..<br />
housemate pun ada situ so...<br />
lepas dia ajak dua tiga kali,<br />
pocket dok tak ikut jgak. dia terus menghilang kan diri.<br />
Dia balik sendiri n gave me the silent treatment,<br />
until today that is.. harapnya semalam dia tak la dok<br />
baring kat atas tilam sambil nangis.<br />
harapnya dia balik n ngan moody nya tu dok<br />
nengok tv... dvd kesukaan maybe sambil makan<br />
eskrim.<br />
pocket tak la rasa kesian sangat kalau dia dok marah marah...<br />
kesian kalau dia dok teresak esak kat bantal jer.<br />
<br />
Tadi talipon dia,<br />
Mamak yang angkat..<br />
'Mamak kaa.. tanggichi apa macham la mamak?'<br />
tapi Dia tak nak sembang...<br />
Dia geleng kepala kata Mamak...<br />
Mamak, jangan marah pocket yer.<br />
pocket taksengaja. Ohh..<br />
<br />
Pocket akan mintak mahap,<br />
tapi kan, adik adik chantik manis sekalian,<br />
kalau korang la.. biarpun dah maafkan,<br />
luka dihati tu akan terpadam ker?<br />
or berparut sampai tua?<br />
<br />
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N nak bodek dengan aper ni yer?</div>
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cuba sebut samting fancy yang </div>
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wanita muda sekalian suka...</div>
Pockethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10915022941800919525noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14361838.post-88415676756809183912012-10-25T20:17:00.000+08:002012-10-25T20:17:17.634+08:00583. The WILL pocketeers,<br />
<br />
its raya's eve.. and here i am alone in my house...<br />
my housemates is already in their kampung..<br />
me? well lets see another two to three hours..<br />
that is if i have the 'WILL' to pack up my things...<br />
<br />
its nuttin much actually,<br />
just the 'JORAN' and the 'LURE'<br />
then there's the Handphone..<br />
not to forget the baju melayu..<br />
its nearby anyway...<br />
about 70km away..<br />
<br />
to FILANTERA who are now in Bagan Serai...<br />
see u tomorrow yah bro :D<br />
<br />
to BANJI who are now in SABAH...<br />
hey hey!! makan payau buat rendang okeh :)<br />
<br />
to u pocketeers,<br />
SALAM AIDIL ADHA,<br />
DRIVE CAREFULLY,<br />
DONT DRINK AND DRIVE,<br />
even if its a soy milk drink as it would<br />
take your concentration off the road .<br />
<br />
PS: One request, jangan makan dagin banyak sangat ^^<br />
kang demam plak...Pockethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10915022941800919525noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14361838.post-13313845674765567662012-10-24T08:56:00.000+08:002012-10-24T16:11:47.324+08:00582. Muddy Road to Beauty<br />
My father opened up a school,<br />
it was a school for the gifted,<br />
more or less like what xavier did in X-Man,<br />
a school for the outcast, unique u might say.<br />
it was only with less budget.<br />
<br />
...or that is how he would describe it,<br />
me on the other hand, would describe it as a school<br />
for the less fortunate in 3 of the major Exams<br />
teenager had to sit back then when Richard Marx was<br />
still a hit. The SRP, SPM and STPM. Yes people,<br />
our exams back then were 'Re-Seat'able.<br />
<br />
As a school, students come from all over the state,<br />
and therefore a small Asrama was prepared for somewhat<br />
30 to 40 young and vibrant girls.<br />
I was happy of course, I can gesek gesek inbetween<br />
the kakak kakak when they came to our house to watch<br />
muzik muzik without the fear of getting caught. (I was 9!!)<br />
One of them did tried to get naughty with me..<br />
but that is another story :D<br />
<br />
One of the problem in having Beautiful and seksi<br />
'Kakak-Asrama' was that it was like keeping a bunch of hens...<br />
the wolf is always out there keeping their eyes on the delicacies<br />
just in case windows of chances opened.<br />
<br />
Some of them did went the whole shabang,<br />
In the darkness of the night, with a dimmed torchlight,<br />
they crawled their way underneath the dawai rawat,<br />
across the stenched and soft mud behind our house.<br />
lie on their back underneath the place where the<br />
plates is left to dry...<br />
hoping that they could see one of the 'Kakak-asrama'<br />
washing and putting the plate onto the para-para in their<br />
free hair and sexy mode. (Basically mengendap lah)<br />
But of course most of them is free hair and sexy,<br />
they're in their 'Coop' no? what is there to fear?<br />
<br />
I did went and look at the location where they lie.<br />
bwelkhh!! it was revolting.<br />
1) the wall was full of dark green molds<br />
2) the 'Floor' was holding water and mud<br />
(Its the laluan kumbahan.. what do u expect?)<br />
3) the dawai rawat was still intact meaning that<br />
they're most probably be crawling on their chest<br />
down on the mud. wow!!<br />
<br />
I pity them,<br />
I salute them,<br />
They went the whole nine yards just to be able to<br />
catch a glimpse of their freehair,<br />
seeing them 'bra-less' would be a bonus,<br />
naked would be a dream that will never come tru.<br />
(Sapa nak naked dalam asrama ngan kengkawan!!?)<br />
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<i>chenggini lah kot no?</i></div>
<br />
<br />
Keeping up with the Mosquito without<br />
the freedom of slapping them every now and then<br />
(Yer la, kang dengar lah kan) hoping to see her<br />
in her Camy maybe, or a sleeveless.<br />
I guess the pain... was well worth it.<br />
<br />
and always keep on the watch hoping that no one would<br />
catch them doing such honorable thing. With heart thumping,<br />
listening to the girls voice all sweet and nice..<br />
Hoping that they could hear something personal,<br />
Like how they like their 'men' to be,<br />
or how they like to get down...<br />
anything.. everything.. something...<br />
<br />
So there u go sis,<br />
U venusian are such a beautiful creation that we risk<br />
our health and geli from the molds and mud...<br />
even kekotoran mutlak najis muqholadzhoh (Betul ker heja ni)<br />
just to see u smile. Its like the very sight of your skin revealed<br />
when u'r adjusting the knot from your kain batik would<br />
expose some kind of vitamins keeping us alive.<br />
Just to hear u humm your favorite song when u'r washing your plates...<br />
The sound would seems like an oversize cottonbud tingling our ears.<br />
'Geliiiiiiii'<br />
we know we'll never be able to 'own' u as siapalah kami,<br />
sang pipet bermimpikan enggang. But we kept on dreaming<br />
and falling head over heels, risking everything just to 'SEE' u.<br />
I'd say those Peeping Tom wont get that much action<br />
every night, but for the sake of love and affections,<br />
they did it anyway... and for that i hope u girls would<br />
understand. Or appreciate us maybe.<br />
<br />
so.. if ever anyone goes on mengendap..<br />
Feel proud and pity him, as he puts his health and<br />
safety in danger just to see u. Drawn to u even if he<br />
have to go tru revolting mud.<br />
Pricking 'Dawai Rawat'...<br />
and slithering creature<br />
just to put his thumping heart at calm again,<br />
as he is nothing... but mesmerized by your beauty.<br />
<br />Pockethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10915022941800919525noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14361838.post-1931307036691541822012-10-22T08:53:00.000+08:002012-10-22T08:53:00.545+08:00581, Haaaa... Baru La Lawaaaaa :D<br />
Pocketeers,<br />
This post most probably be offensive<br />
towards a lot of people, yes I am on my<br />
devilish side today,not to say i worship<br />
the devil, hell no!<br />
its the dark force kicking in.<br />
(khiiii.. Khooooo.. Khiiiii... Khooooo<br />
the sound of darth vader breathing...)<br />
hear me out.<br />
<br />
whenever someone do something good,<br />
everyone will give their compliment.<br />
'ooohhh bagus lah.. kahwin pun kamu'<br />
'yes yes, that is the way sis..<br />
mak bapak perlu diutamakan'<br />
'aduuuhhh!! cantiknya sheila hamzah bertudung!!'<br />
<br />
may I ask u,<br />
are u genuinely complimenting?<br />
or u'r just wanna say something nice?<br />
as a moral support maybe to that guy<br />
or girl who just did the good deeds.<br />
Anak sulung who left his/her good job<br />
just to take care of the sick parent<br />
needs a lot of moral support no?<br />
<br />
and here comes the bomb...<br />
Are u genuinely honestly complimenting?<br />
,,,or are u complimenting just so that<br />
people by your side think of u as<br />
a good person?<br />
a good muslim..<br />
or a good samaritan?<br />
<br />
when u'r complimenting someone as beautiful<br />
after she wore her tudong, do u really think<br />
she's beautiful or u dont wanna say she's<br />
hideous wearing tudong cause chances are<br />
u wont be able to see the sun down as someone<br />
will stab u near the heart saying that u'r<br />
a devil in the flesh.<br />
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Are u sincere withh your compliment?<br />
is she more beautiful wearing tudong?<br />
Oh Oh.. i know u'll be protective in your<br />
answer today...<br />
then dont answer inside the comment area,<br />
just a point to ponder.<br />
<br />
Not only about the tudong issue of course,<br />
alot more.. Tudong or aurat is one simple<br />
example that I can put here, that i think<br />
a lot of us can relate to..<br />
my question opens to all other theme too...<br />
Politik maybe? what about those hudud thingy?<br />
Halal Haram maybe, 'lust in love',<br />
or the very foundation of marriage,<br />
anything and/or everything in between.<br />
<br />
think about it.<br />
are we sincere in our compliment?<br />
are we sincere to ourself?<br />
or we are just as hipocrite to ourself<br />
like we are to other 'FURNITURE' god<br />
created to walk this earth?<br />
<br />
WOW!! serious post pepagi isnin beb:D<br />
selamat berkerja :D lagi pat ari jer<br />
nak raya beb^^<br />
Pockethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10915022941800919525noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14361838.post-35984492146441407642012-10-19T09:21:00.000+08:002012-10-19T09:21:00.505+08:00580. Ular!!!<br />
Pocketeers,<br />
Satu hari jumaat yang indah, pocket tengah keja,<br />
pukul 530 petang dok tak dok, Mr Big suruh<br />
buat translation report yang urgent diperlukan<br />
pagi sabtu. POcket tengok report tu,<br />
eleh.. selamba rock jer ni pocket buleh translate.<br />
'Tak per MrBig!! malam ni saya hantaq!!'<br />
dengan menunjukkan jari kebawah macam suruh<br />
dia tengok seluar murah yang ku beli RM15.<br />
<br />
So kul 6petang tu pocket start la translate,<br />
ada 21 page powerpoint,<br />
4 page utk tajuk (Senang)<br />
12page utk graph (Medium)<br />
5 page utk karangan (Susah)<br />
siap janji lagi ngan housemate,<br />
paling lambat pun kul 10 buleh<br />
sampai la rumah ni. Belagak belagak..<br />
kul 7 pulun lagi,<br />
kul 8 pulun lagi,<br />
kul 9 eh tak siap lagi...?<br />
kul 10?<br />
sekali translation tu tak siap siap<br />
sampai kul 4 pagi!! pergh!!<br />
masa keluar kilang tu dah start fening fening.<br />
jalan ada sikit hoyong hayang. Tapi kita control.<br />
<br />
Macam macam jadi masa kita ngantut ni,<br />
yang paling ditakuti ialah otak auto-shut-down.<br />
Kalau tengah dalam toilet or dah sampai umah ok lah,<br />
kalau tengah naik motor, melintas jalan or juggling pisau?<br />
wow!!<br />
(Kenapa ko nak juggling pisau plak pukul 4 pagiii!!! adehlaaa)<br />
<br />
Pocket buleh rasakan, symptom symptom otak dah penat,<br />
antaranya dah tak leh bajet kekuatan sendiri,<br />
pulas kunchi motor tu rasa cam buleh pusing lagi jer,<br />
tapi dah max dah. Sikit lagi sure kunci tu patah.<br />
dan yang paling besh is, the hallucination<br />
pergh!! memang nampak macham macham siot!!<br />
<br />
kat sini pocket terpikir...<br />
apa kata kita absorb semua halusinasi ni,<br />
kita terima jer jangan tahan.<br />
macam kita lepaskan kentut, jangan tahan.<br />
macam kita muntahkan jer isi perut, jangan tahan.<br />
macam kita nangis jer bila tengok hindustan, jangan tahan.<br />
<br />
and so that was what I did.<br />
I absorb. It took some time, but somehow I managed.<br />
pergh!! bebenda pelik buleh nampak woo!!<br />
nampak orang tunggu bas,<br />
sapa nak tunggu bas kul 4 pagi beb?<br />
nak kata berteduh dalam ujan pun tak,<br />
homeless tido? adik free hair baju kurung biru muda lagi!<br />
<br />
Dengan kelajuan 50km/j,<br />
dok blues tengok kereta yang jarang jarang lalu,<br />
dok tak dok pocket brek menchakar!!<br />
(hahahah orang kedah punya ayat ni, 'brek menyakaq!')<br />
pocket nampak ada ular dok menjalar atas jalan,<br />
itam lagi besor nyer ulor tu!! kalau langgar sure<br />
kena patuk punyer lah!! kalau dia patuk motor tak pa<br />
la kan, kalau dia patuk patela ku camana?<br />
(Patela = kepala lutut)<br />
lepas pocket stop, baru la nampak makhluk sebenar.<br />
bayang bayang bendera ditiup angin dengan sumber<br />
cahaya nya dari atas lah!!<br />
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<u>Lebih kurang macam ni lah!! cuma melintang jalan... pergh!!!</u></div>
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<br />
Patung di kuil hindu berhampiran bagaikan menoleh<br />
kan kepalanya kepada pocket.<br />
<br />
Jauh didalam hutan kelapa sawit, ku lihat lembaga<br />
bagaikan anney bersarong puteh terbang dalam<br />
hutan menjual kachang.<br />
Pocket rentikan motor, tengok!<br />
oohhh.. kain banner iklan dipinggir utan rupanyaa.<br />
<br />
Pocket sampai rumah alhamdulillah,<br />
n went to be with a smile in my face,<br />
how I enjoyed my journey home.<br />
hence here I am telling the experience to you.<br />
<br />
It was nice,<br />
it was interesting,<br />
a must try.<br />
just let go..<br />
let go of the truth,<br />
let go of reality,<br />
sometime u gotta let go..<br />
and see the world from another point of view.<br />
just let go :D<br />
Tapi kalau berlebih tu akan membahayakan :D<br />
pasal kalau ketagih ngan halusinasi ni lah yang<br />
mula nak cari ganja or other prohibited meds<br />
<br />
patutla orang yg tengah high nampak happy jer ^^;<br />
<br />
heheheh<br />
Pockethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10915022941800919525noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14361838.post-69436615573958805252012-10-17T09:30:00.000+08:002012-10-17T09:30:02.705+08:00579. U tak der komitmen laa...<br />
Pocketeers,<br />
<br />
Punya la pocket kebelakangan<br />
ni dah jarang jarang post..<br />
humm tiada alasan yang buleh diberi..<br />
nak jer salahkan keja sekarang,<br />
bukan hanya blogging sajer je yang tersekat,<br />
pembacaan juga tergugat,<br />
music life juga berkarat,<br />
chenta juga makin 'tak-sihat'<br />
sidia merajuk pun nak pujuk tak sempat,<br />
adehlaaa..<br />
<br />
rasanya disini lah persoalan komitmen.<br />
dimana komitmen kamu?<br />
ooh pocket terpaksa jawab<br />
pocket komited ngan keja sekarang ni,<br />
sampai nak sembang lama lama kat kantin<br />
pun rase macam tak betul.. dah tu keja<br />
dok belambak lagi, lagi nak lepak?<br />
kang besok tak siap..<br />
kita gak yg dipersalahkan.<br />
And waktu rehat pocket actually<br />
rehatkan minda.. tak gi canteen, just<br />
duduk di kerusi ofis bergelap,<br />
sikit lagi nak pelekat Cool FEVER jer<br />
di dahi untuk sejukkan sikit minda yang<br />
tengah panas, kalau la buleh jgak<br />
Cool FEVEr tu dilekat kan dibawah tulang<br />
rusuk kiri, nak jer ku lekatkan..<br />
moga hati yang panas ni reda sikit:D<br />
<br />
actually komitmen tu apa yer?<br />
definition anyone?<br />
pocket rasa la kan...<br />
'tindakan dalam hidup seharian yang dilakukan<br />
hanya untuk memenuhi satu tujuan'<br />
<br />
buleh ker?<br />
macam kalau commited to work,<br />
forcing u to sleep early,<br />
no more drunk on tuesday night,<br />
no sleeping with the clerk,<br />
even if the clerk is dang hot and available.<br />
semua ini untuk memastikan kerja kita tak<br />
terganggu dan sempurna.<br />
(And the devil whispers...<br />
'alaa ko kan pandai, tak per punyer,<br />
mana nak sangkut keja? lagi pun dia comel woo!!')<br />
<br />
commited to a hobby?<br />
Commited to someone?<br />
i guess the final recipe is TIME.<br />
to spend time for Such commitment.<br />
For work its easy..<br />
u'r scanning in at 8 and scanning out at 5.<br />
but for hobby?<br />
for someone?<br />
for blogging?<br />
<br />
i need to sit down to write more.. aduiii<br />
i need to own a smart phone to read your<br />
blogs more.. aduuiiii<br />
i need to call her more...<br />
err.. maner phone number dia ari tu!?<br />
<br />
aduuiiiiii<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
'heloooo... err u kenal i lagi tak?'<br />
Pockethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10915022941800919525noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14361838.post-30320508262251542492012-09-19T09:04:00.000+08:002012-09-19T09:04:00.266+08:00578. The Hunger GamesPocketeers,<br />
as per what stated clearly in the title,<br />
THE HUNGER GAMES,<br />
oh yes I have finally watched this movie,<br />
I'm late, yes I know, blame it on the money.<br />
<br />
As usual, I will not be writing the review,<br />
I dont know about movies peak and slump,<br />
nor the expressions in people's eyebrow<br />
that sometime movie critiques refer to be inadequate,<br />
or those great great movie review that talks about<br />
the script.. waahhh... pandai nya kamuu...<br />
no.. I will not.<br />
<br />
but I can tell u what I felt after watching this movie.<br />
Its a movie that was suppose to be base from a<br />
novel written in 2008. Watching this movie makes<br />
me felt like I've watched it before.. oh oh .. when<br />
was it? yes.. the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_Royale_(film)">Battle Royale</a>(2000), a mengarut movie<br />
of kids let to an island to kill among themselves,<br />
That is how the japanese produced their movie<br />
back then, its 'ikut-suka-ati-mak-bapak-aku-la'<br />
kinda attitude which I dont understand.<br />
Lately and only lately that their director was aiming<br />
for the ticket-money rather then 'pure-arts'<br />
<br />
And I do realize the heroin from the movie was not<br />
that much skinny. I guess skinny heroin is a thing of<br />
the past... Now its the ladies with muscle's time to shine.<br />
so ladies... what are you waiting for?<br />
shape up those biceps and tone up those abs... :D<br />
leave some lemak around the hip for some 'up and down'<br />
action will ya...<br />
(sis <a href="http://cheryna.blogspot.com/">Cheryna Pirez</a>.. u killed me last night okeh!!<br />
check out her post <a href="http://cheryna.blogspot.com/2012/09/eh-bra-hilang-tak.html">here</a> will ya)<br />
Nak tulih tajuk pung segan dah sikit sikit<br />
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<i>Zaman sekarang heroin dah tak seksi dah kan :D</i></div>
<br />
<br />
<br />
But one thing that I think everyone is missing,<br />
Its the message that tells u its NOT wrong to become<br />
what people want u to become... if its winning u the game,<br />
if its what puts the food on the table,<br />
if its what decide where u die that night,<br />
why not?<br />
Eff your minat... Eff your love...<br />
Eff your respect or self-made-morals,<br />
If it let u sleep well at night..<br />
listening to your kids snore in comfort...<br />
why not?<br />
Why not fake a love?<br />
Why not fake a kiss?<br />
Why not fake a devotion?<br />
<br />
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katniss_Everdeen">Katniss Averdeen</a> did it,<br />
and from that she got meds for Peeta,<br />
and for that she won...<br />
its nothing personal...<br />
its just life...<br />
and everyone wants to win...<br />
no?Pockethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10915022941800919525noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14361838.post-25394951711019042322012-09-04T09:35:00.000+08:002012-09-04T09:35:00.381+08:00577. Facial Mask.<br />
pocketeers,<br />
I once let myself fall to the era<br />
of poverty to the extend of<br />
counting every syiling daily ensuring<br />
all of them does not fall off my pocket,<br />
Cause missing 50cents will cause me<br />
a day's sarapan...<br />
or the dinner will only be...<br />
nasik gawat without teh o ais.<br />
Wanna blame it on the ladies in my life,<br />
but I know it was me who choose to got<br />
involved with more then one.<br />
<br />
I have a 'Cheap' buddy then, his name was Farid...<br />
We use to talk about how to save and cutting cost.<br />
We came out with a lot of ideas,<br />
some of them was too stupid...<br />
some u'd think just might work.<br />
Theories like water let drip once per second<br />
does not accounted for in your bills,<br />
So let it drip tonight..<br />
and u can have water to drink tomorrow.<br />
The investment in rechargeable battery<br />
and charge them in the office just so<br />
that I can use the battery powered<br />
'Baby-Fan' to sleep at night.<br />
But most of all, the information on where<br />
to buy dirt-cheap pants, singlet or socks,<br />
food like meat and chicken... or a stall<br />
that sells nasik gawat.<br />
(It was nasik puteh, telur goreng,<br />
sup kosong and teh o ais for RM2)<br />
<br />
We use to give each other's info,<br />
we never went together, but we know,<br />
that the info was well used for.<br />
(u can see both of our pants<br />
was from the same model)<br />
<br />
But that was 3 years ago,<br />
back then when we were ....'less'<br />
I met Farid on Sunday, it was a gathering,<br />
we were talking with a few other friends,<br />
I didnt realize it when I blurted out about<br />
a local shopping mall was selling jeans<br />
for RM15 and that I bought 3 of them today,<br />
I even showed it in front of the others<br />
the one that I was wearing.<br />
Everybody laughed thinking that it was a joke,<br />
Farid just looked away, bitterly smiling...<br />
'oohh ya ka?'<br />
<br />
I guess people are wearing mask all the time,<br />
and I have to wear one too, whenever I am with<br />
buddies, people from the office or their husband,<br />
atleast put on a decent mask will U?<br />
<br />
Decent enough to talk about how I<br />
test drive a Grand Livina 1.6MT today,<br />
Decent enough to talk about<br />
decoration on the tangga rumah,<br />
(kalau rumah setingkat atau<br />
rumah flat, tak leh sembang woo!!)<br />
Decent enough to talk about<br />
an oversea trip planned next year.<br />
Decent enough <b>NOT TO TALK</b> about<br />
where to buy udang RM14 sekilo,<br />
or cheap cheap local beef and<br />
of course... cheap cheap Jeans.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Cause not all are proud to show<br />
their real face in public.<br />
Not all...<br />
<br />
<br />
Pockethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10915022941800919525noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14361838.post-35388516911613122902012-09-02T20:19:00.001+08:002012-09-02T20:19:04.167+08:00Mancing Toman<br />
pocketeers,<br />
camana dengan cuti tiga ari kamu?<br />
gi jejalan kemana mana?<br />
pocket gi memancing kat tasik air ganda grik<br />
dan pulang kerumah mendapati housemate demam<br />
teruk.. ohh kesian housemate, sorri i was not<br />
here, your series of bubur McD will be on me<br />
okeh..<br />
<br />
Tonight is a long post! A Trip Report post,<br />
A story I'm leaving for myself to remember<br />
after this-not-so-young flesh took age and<br />
starts to writes names underneath each cucu's<br />
potrait cause he cant remember them anymore.<br />
<br />
<b><u>The Road.</u></b><br />
Keluar rumah kul 4 pagi, bunyi motor burukku<br />
membelah kesepian malam bagaikan lagu pop sexy,<br />
sesekali 'POM!!' bunyi exzosku adalah bagaikan<br />
bunyi dengusan sexy dari lagu lagu<br />
britney spears - toxic<br />
sampai kat umah PakLah, kul 450.<br />
Tepat seperti dijanjikan.<br />
Tunggu sorang lagi bangun tido,<br />
membuatkan trip ke grik bermula pada 6 pagi.<br />
hoi!! Abang Din actually ketuk pintu rumah dia<br />
untuk kejutkan dia.. pergh!!! :D<br />
<br />
Selepas gen2 puteh dilajukan di jalan kona kona<br />
dari BKE (Butterworth Kulim Expressway) ke Grik,<br />
nasib baik tak muntah,<br />
kami sarapan dan menapau lunch.<br />
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Drive lagi 20km untuk sampai ke<br />
persisiran air tasik Air Ganda tu,<br />
parking kat umah sang pembekal<br />
ikan keli, pergh!! Orang bagitau<br />
kater guna ikan keli untuk mancing<br />
toman, poccket tak bajet besor<br />
benor ikan nak buat umpan nyer!!<br />
sekali panjang sejengkal jgak tuu!<br />
daaahh risau!! aku yang pondan<br />
belagak macam pandai ni tak pernah<br />
pegang ikan keli seumur idup..<br />
adoh!! camana ni!!<br />
Bukan ada sengat ker?<br />
daaahhh panic.<br />
tapi tak per, kita kontrol macho..<br />
kang nak ber'aww-aww!!'<br />
pung dalam bot karang lah..<br />
<br />
eh bot? ini lagi satu benda yang tak pernah wat<br />
seumur idup, naik bot kechik yang max pun 3 orang<br />
jer buleh naik tu!! adohlaa... camana ni!?<br />
kang terbongkar lah rahsia kater pocket ni mengaku<br />
jer budak kampung... tapi bebenda ni haram<br />
tak pernah wat, akan terbongkar lah!!<br />
Tapi tak per... kita control ayu dulu.<br />
Kitorang beli anak ikan keli 30 ekor per boat.<br />
RM1 per keli... daaaan bermula lah penyiksaan.<br />
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Upload bebarang naik atas boat, memula tu terasa<br />
goyah nya, almaklumlah.. tak pernah naik, machaam<br />
merangkak pun ada gak.. rasanya tekong tuu tengok<br />
pocket pun dia dah buleh bajet agaknya...<br />
<span style="color: #9fc5e8;">'pondan ker yang naik ni? tapi berjanggut?'</span><br />
boat dilajukan ke destinasi, masa ni pocket tak la<br />
rasa risau sangat, quite stabil lah kan..<br />
then sampai la destinasi yang berupa hutan tenggelam...<br />
kayu terpacak sana sini.<br />
dan abang din pun memberi lah tunjuk ajar camana<br />
nak pegang ikan keli tu versi pondan tapi still<br />
nampak macho... guna unchang teh yang orang dok<br />
wat teh tarik tu, sauk ikan keli tu guna unchang tu,<br />
then letak atas permukaan flat<br />
(top of the keli container)<br />
pegang kepala ikan tu dari luar unchang tu,<br />
(Jadi berlapik lah dengan kain unchang tu kan..<br />
dan selak lah kain tu bagi nampak bahagian atas<br />
kepala keli tu untuk dicucuk.<br />
Part ni pocket berjaya.. hoyeah,<br />
pondan ini tidak sepondan mana lagi weh!!<br />
<br />
Selepas tu Abang Din berdiri dan start nak<br />
casting umpan idup tu ke riak air yang terbina<br />
bila sang toman 'menangkap'. eh kejap? berdiri?<br />
pocket duduk atas bot ni pun dah goyang goyang,<br />
ko nak suruh pocket berdiri? eh?<br />
Tapi tak per, pondan ni bangun jugak,<br />
amik tapak biarpun sang tekong dah panic,<br />
kenapa bot ni goyang nya lebih...<br />
ngan separa tertonggek, pocket buleh berdiri.<br />
pinggang di'stret'kan dan holla.. pondan ni dah<br />
buleh belakon macam budak kampung yang dah<br />
biasa biasa saja mancing atas bot.<br />
Balingan pertama ikan keli ku kebelakang.<br />
ohh malunya,<br />
balingan kedua ikan keli ku jer terbang.<br />
(Bail tak bukak...)<br />
adehla malunya,<br />
balingan ketiga baru la nampak cam betul sikit,<br />
theorynya ikan keli ni akan terasa bagaikan<br />
dibaling ke dalam air untuk dilepaskan,<br />
so once dia mencecah air, dia akan terus 'dive'<br />
menyelamatkan diri. Bila riak toman dikesan<br />
pemancing, teorinya toman tu masih disitu,<br />
dan ikan keli akan dilandingkan disitu 1 second<br />
selepas tu. Keli yang tak tahu hujung pangkal tu<br />
akan 'dive' untuk bertemu dengan sang toman dibawah.<br />
teorinya lah kan.<br />
<br />
<b><u>The Catch.</u></b><br />
Pocket nampak riak toman tu,<br />
casting anak keli ku beberapa kaki terebih<br />
sikit dari kawasan toman tadi, ku biarkan keli<br />
'dive' lama sikit, dan ku mulakan tarikan pulang...<br />
masa nak start tarik tu terasa sentapan,<br />
Abang Din nampak hujung rod pocket tersentap,<br />
terus diberi arahan. pocket tarik rod dari menghala<br />
ke depan sampai bertentang arah. Bengkok rod tu<br />
menunjukkan kebesaran toman tu.. dah happy dah..<br />
kayuh la kayuh cepat cepat.. takut toman 'ikat'<br />
tali dikeliling kayu.<br />
Toman tu melawan la jugak tapi tak la sampai<br />
beberapa minit, 15 saat jer kot... sampai lah<br />
toman tu ke bot. Ku amik sauk, dan ku 'darat'kan.<br />
Tengok ke saiz toman tu,<br />
terasa.. tak la besor sangat tapi... pergh!!<br />
mengeletar la jgak tangan pas tu dek adrenaline.<br />
Inilah kot yang dikatakan 'ketagihkan toman' tu.<br />
Dan macam benda tu hebat sangat, pocket pun<br />
tangkap gambor la sampai 12 kali snap,<br />
Komen dari Abang Din membuatkan ku stop<br />
sebelum snap ke 13 <span style="color: #9fc5e8;">'Okeh lah tu, Dah dapat saiz </span><br />
<span style="color: #9fc5e8;">baru lepas sekolah, saiz rempit... time to get the </span><br />
<span style="color: #9fc5e8;">big momma'</span><br />
Ohh..<br />
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Sesi pagi abih tanpa apa apa tangkapan yang lain.<br />
Abang din sendiri yang dah menaikkan toman sampai<br />
tak terkira banyak nya dulu pun tak der rezeki sesi<br />
pagi tu, ada yang mengigit, tinggal kepala tak naik jgak..<br />
Ada yang gigit, dibawak lari diikat dikeliling kayu,<br />
daaahh tak leh nak dinaikkan dah. Nak wat camana kan..<br />
Tak der rezeki.<br />
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Kami singgah kat satu 'RnR' kat satu pulau ni,<br />
makan, solat, tido, toilet break, borak ngan cina<br />
bertatu sotong dari Kota KL yang alat alat diorang<br />
amat lah uptodate, pocket terasa jadi 'Budak-pekan'<br />
lagi besh dari 'budak kampung' yang sumanyer DIY nih.<br />
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<b><u>The Second Catch</u></b><br />
Kul 320 start second session, macam biasa, dok<br />
menunggu riak toman, berubah lokasi berkali kali<br />
ngan harapan buleh jumpa lubuk. tapi hampa...<br />
Abang Din makin panic, sehari suntuk diair ganda<br />
tanpa toman amat menyakitkan ati.<br />
<br />
Then kami nampak segerombolan anak anak ikan toman,<br />
disini nak bagitau fakta sikit yer adik adik,<br />
ikan toman ni bila dewasa dia lone ranger,<br />
sorang sorang jer dok memburu, tapi masa dia kechik<br />
lagi, dia akan jalan dalam group adik beradik nya.<br />
So dah jumpa adik beradik berjalan ramai ramai ni<br />
kami pun kacau lah!! buleh jgak nak try test lure...<br />
retrieving method. Abang din casting dia tak makan,<br />
Usop the tekong try.. dia tak nak makan gak..<br />
pocket try casting, dia tak nak makan gak...<br />
puas jgak la kami dok mengikut group tu kesana kemari,<br />
(Kesian sang tekong lah, nak kena mendayung)<br />
Satu kali pocket cast..<br />
terlepas dari group tu, dan pocket tarik balik.<br />
Terasa sentapan, eh dia gigit ker?<br />
pocket tarik sekali, tak begerak!!<br />
tarik kali kedua... ada kayu bergerak..<br />
laaa..sangkut kayu ker?<br />
alahaaaiii.. tak best nyer...<br />
<br />
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terus casting, tali dilonggarkan, menunggu.<br />
Then dok tak dok!! terasa tarikan balik..<br />
Tapi kali ni bukan sentapan, tapi macam<br />
nak bawak lari... apo lagi.. pocket tarik<br />
terus n kayuh selaju cahaya,<br />
melintuk lintuk rod lembut 6-12 pound<br />
pocket tu macam nak patah pun ada...<br />
dan naik lah tangkapan kedua pocket.<br />
Terdengar dari belakang suara<br />
Abang Din,<span style="color: #9fc5e8;"> 'Ada kawan saya kata, </span><br />
<span style="color: #9fc5e8;">yang muda muda ni....'</span> pocket tak sempat<br />
dengar sampai abis apa yang<br />
Abang Din nak kata.. buat andaian<br />
sendiri yang abang din nak suruh lepaskan.<br />
so pocket pun lepaskan laahhh..<br />
cuma buleh dengar dia tanya<br />
<span style="color: #9fc5e8;">'hang lepaih dah?'</span> tepat masa pocket<br />
baru cecahkanikan di air dan melihat<br />
dia pergi.<span style="color: #cfe2f3;"> 'dah!'</span> dan pemburuan diteruskan.<br />
<br />
Kami balik, sampai jeti macam biasa...<br />
tanya bot yang lagi satu diorang dapat berapa...<br />
<span style="color: #9fc5e8;">'7 ekor!!'</span> jawapan mereka. <span style="color: #cfe2f3;">'Waaaahhhh!!!'</span><br />
Tengok tengok yang tujuh tu, 2 saiz besor lagi<br />
ibu bapak punyer saiz, lagi 5 ekor... suma muda<br />
lagi masih bersekolah (Still schooling?)<br />
ada yang baru besar dua jari.. pun diorang angkut!!<br />
<span style="color: #cfe2f3;">'loh!! korang tak lepaskan balik ker yangmuda muda ni?' </span><br />
<span style="color: #9fc5e8;">'kalau kami dapat lima nam ekor yang besar buleh </span><br />
<span style="color: #9fc5e8;">la lepaskan...ini dapat pun sorang satu, rugi lah beb'</span><br />
<br />
Tapi komen dari tekong dan juga abang din bahawa<br />
memang sikit bangat tangkapan dan juga toman di air.<br />
Air surut katanya faktor utama,<br />
Still pocket dahh dapat 2 ekor...<br />
Pondan ni tak la pondan sangat lagi.<br />
(Walaupun nasib jer tapinyer)<br />
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<br />
Terasa macam pocket patut dengar apa yang abang din<br />
nak cakapkan sebelum membuat andaian lantas melepaskan<br />
yang sekor tu, kalau tak buleh jgak makan 2 ekor<br />
buat bakar maggi... adehlaa. bertolak dari situ<br />
selepas tomyam pak abu jam 830, sampai umah jam 1030...<br />
adehlaaa penat tapi happy :D<br />
<br />
sekian full report untuk my brothers...<br />
how I hope we can go together,<br />
(Me as the boatman with u guys on board)<br />
but I know chances are dang slim :D it'll<br />
be just like fantasizing all of us having 3 wives each.<br />
then mama would be dang happy no?<br />
Imagine her cucu<br />
but still I wish that one day we could be<br />
that rich and try to make this dream a reality.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
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which dream? </div>
<div style="text-align: right;">
The fishing trip </div>
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or the 3 wives each? </div>
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Pockethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10915022941800919525noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14361838.post-25700400911829858392012-08-31T09:21:00.000+08:002012-08-31T09:21:00.357+08:00575. MengarutlahPocket!<br />
Pocketeers,<br />
its been a while since i've posted anything<br />
in full english. I was hoping to write something<br />
in english today but then again,<br />
somehow i cant find the best word<br />
as an ending to my 'thoughts'<br />
below other then ...MENGARUTLAH POCKET!!<br />
<br />
-Every year we feared the HARI RAYA as it is<br />
the time for us to be spending money more and<br />
more... I remember one time, I checked my RAYA<br />
cost me about RM700!! adoi adoi...<br />
so after a few review and brainstorming,<br />
I have come up with a brilliant idea for cost<br />
saving on the baju raya.<br />
<br />
Take me and FARID as example,<br />
this year, I'm buying green as my baju raya,<br />
Farrid will be buying blue.<br />
wear it once or twice this year..<br />
and give it to Farid for him to wear<br />
next year. And of course, Farid's baju<br />
raya will be mine next year so I'll be<br />
wearing blue next year... and so does Farid,<br />
he'll be wearing green next year.<br />
by doing this, we can save half the price of<br />
a decent baju raya no?<br />
and imagine if I'm doing it with 3 to 4 families,<br />
pergh!! in the end our baju raya<br />
would cost somewhat RM7 per year :D<br />
which save alot no?<br />
<br />
MENGARUTLAH POCKET!!<br />
macam la saiz sama... hoh!!<br />
kamu ingat kamu tu kechik?<br />
<br />
-As i was watching one of Harry Potter's movie,<br />
the one with the quidditchh lesson and Ron was<br />
becoming the HERO of the day. Something about<br />
Harry 'secret'ly pouring the 'liquid luck' into<br />
Ron's drink.<br />
<br />
I was thinking, is'nt it painful to be sitting<br />
on a small pole (the broomstick) zooming here<br />
and there in high speed? I mean have u ever<br />
waited for a friend and sit your ass onto<br />
the pole they planted horizontally in bus stops?<br />
the pain starts to creep in by the sixth minute.<br />
<br />
Do u know those 'Basikal Racing'? the pole in the<br />
middle is so high, that if u accidentally slip<br />
and fall on the pole, u can kiss your future<br />
daughter good bye... cause chances are those<br />
area will not be functioning again.<br />
I nearly slipped and nearly hit it there.<br />
pergh!! a good thing it was not a bullseye..<br />
even that, it was so painful, my femur felt<br />
like it was cracked already.<br />
now Harry's broomstick was just as big in size,<br />
how does he sit on a pole like that?<br />
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And think! how is hermione or Ginny do it?<br />
with them being a girl and everything...<br />
<br />
MENGARuT POCKET!!!<br />
Pockethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10915022941800919525noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14361838.post-22530666619173460702012-08-29T09:12:00.000+08:002012-08-29T09:12:00.164+08:00574. Baik-Baik Pocket!!<br />
Pocketeers,<br />
pocket ni suka tolong orang, tambah tambah lagi<br />
adik manis yang dahi licin macam cik puteh,<br />
body kechik kechik cam tasha shila dan yang<br />
tak berkira setakat ter'sentuh' sana sini tu.<br />
eh ini bukan baik, ini gatal.<br />
<br />
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eh tak!! tapi pocket memang baik,<br />
well tak la baik, tapi suka tolong orang :D.. lain tuu!<br />
bukan sahaja kepada pompuan, malah juga kepada<br />
lelaki lelaki berhampiran, housemate pocket<br />
tak sembang ngan jiran kitorang pasal anak anak<br />
diorang baling sampah dlm rumah kami,<br />
tapi pocket tak kisah,<br />
pasal pocket ni baik!!<br />
pocket sembang jer ngan<br />
abang tu, ok jer...<br />
pasal pocket tak kisah pun diorang baling sampah,<br />
Bukan pocket pun yang dok sapu...<br />
housemate pocket yang dok sapu, heheh:D<br />
<br />
bukan itu saja, malah pocket bebaru ni wat<br />
pinjaman nak bayar kedit kad.. moga moga<br />
buleh terlepas la dari chengkaman kedit kad<br />
tu pas ni, pasal ada duit lebih,<br />
pocket gi tawarkan wit tu kat kengkawan<br />
berdekatan nak meringankan sikit beban<br />
raya diorang bebaru ni, moga tak la<br />
diorang amik wit raya anak anak diorang<br />
n wat wit dapur for another few days<br />
until gaji.<br />
sampai gitu skali pocket baik tau!!<br />
(Setakat RM50 sorang utk tiga orang<br />
tu apoo lah sangat kan)<br />
<br />
Pocket punyer la baik,<br />
sampai pocket dah simpan RM50<br />
utk belanja 4 orang yang akan<br />
ikut pocket menderma darah nanti<br />
awal October.<br />
RM50 makan kat kedai mamak utk<br />
lima orang yg baru lepas derma<br />
darah cukup kot..<br />
yes yes.. memang pocket ni baik.<br />
<br />
tapphiii!!!<br />
tak besh tau bila kita ni..<br />
tolong orang tanpa mengharapkan balasan,<br />
lantas di cop bodoh.. di cop baik tak bertempat..<br />
tak lupa jugak dicop 'kutu bodek',<br />
kalau ngan pompuan tu tetap dah!!<br />
di cop nak mengorat. di cop nak menggatal,<br />
(Kalau ngan tasya shila, memang nak menggatal pun)<br />
<br />
So terasalah hati ini dengan tohmahan,<br />
terus terasa benci, terus terasa harus berubah!<br />
pocket nak keluar dari imej baik ni,<br />
pocket sudah wat satu kempen di awal tahun 2012 ni,<br />
kempen yang bertajuk 'TEH AIS!'<br />
<br />
setiap kali orang ucap terima kasih kat pocket<br />
atas bantuan ikhlas pocket, pocket akan cakap ...<br />
<span style="color: #9fc5e8;">'ingat free ker? teh ais lah wei!!'</span><br />
orang terimakasih kat pocket tolong<br />
wat report sampai tak jadi cuti ari<br />
jumaat sebelum raya..<br />
<span style="color: #9fc5e8;">'pergh!! ini bukan satu ni!! </span><br />
<span style="color: #9fc5e8;">tapi ampat teh ais ni'</span><br />
Housemate terimakasih kat pocket<br />
tolong singgah beli mee goreng mamak yang<br />
kedai nya jauh menyimpang dari jalan pulang.<br />
<span style="color: #9fc5e8;">'ini teh ais gelas besar ni!!'</span><br />
although everyone knows that<br />
the teh ais will never be a reality.<br />
Although people know that I really<br />
helped them base on sincerity,<br />
the image slowly fades off...<br />
<br />
daaah kena cop materialistik plak..<br />
adohlaaaaaa....<br />
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<span style="color: #444444;">(Paling tak besh sekali bila menggatal tapi </span></div>
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<span style="color: #444444;">dicop 'laparkan teh ais' when i am actually </span></div>
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<span style="color: #444444;">'laparkan u'.. oh tak beshnyaaa)</span></div>
Pockethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10915022941800919525noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14361838.post-44171976067710037732012-08-27T09:18:00.000+08:002012-08-27T09:18:00.520+08:00573. Hikkik!! Hwikkikk!!<br />
<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Frzlv-3fFDI/UDpoXqsIk6I/AAAAAAAAB5k/YXVZ1ek-rDs/s1600/mananegarapunyabotoldaaa.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Frzlv-3fFDI/UDpoXqsIk6I/AAAAAAAAB5k/YXVZ1ek-rDs/s400/mananegarapunyabotoldaaa.jpg" width="115" /></a><span style="color: #cfe2f3;">'hikkik.. hikkik!!'</span><br />
pocket was trying to by some<br />
ice lemon tea to get rid of his hiccup.<br />
<span style="color: #cfe2f3;">'hikkik!.. hikkik!!'</span><br />
approaching the counter with ice lemon tea<br />
in his hand and some twisties as a balas<br />
dendamm for one whole month of without twisties.<br />
Ramadhan is a month of without twisties nor<br />
any jack and jill potato chips, as it was<br />
rumoured that those junk food will cause u<br />
to dehydrate yourself causing u to drink water<br />
in the toilet.<br />
eheheh (Ko ingat darjah dua dulu ker aper?)<br />
<span style="color: #cfe2f3;"><br /></span>
<span style="color: #cfe2f3;">'hikkik!!'</span> the ice lemon tea and twisties was<br />
placed on the counter.<br />
'pam nombor 6 RM40 yer dik... hikkik!!'<br />
the hiccup is starting to embarass him.<br />
<span style="color: #f4cccc;">'ada kad mesra tak?'</span> (Eh come to think of it,<br />
dia tanya gini ker ari tu yer?)<br />
<span style="color: #cfe2f3;">'tak der.. hikkik!!'</span><br />
the small frame lady with 'TRAINEE' written<br />
on her nametag was smiling.<br />
<span style="color: #cfe2f3;">'eeeehh... namer kamu TRAINEE yer?'</span><br />
with TRAI in the middle pronounced<br />
like the word 'TRY'<br />
<span style="color: #cfe2f3;">'waaahh, fancy nyer namer.. </span><br />
<span style="color: #cfe2f3;">so kalau sayer nak panggil tu, </span><br />
<span style="color: #cfe2f3;">panggil aper yer? aini ker?'</span><br />
<br />
she didnt answer, she just looked at the pocket<br />
and start to verify what was written on her left<br />
chest.<br />
<span style="color: #f4cccc;">'TRAINEE lah!!' </span><br />
Emphasizing on the how it was supposed<br />
to be pronounced. with her blushed cheeks<br />
and an honest smile that could make one<br />
berdebar debar, u could almost heard your<br />
heart beat pumping. or atleast pocket did.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cfe2f3;">'ooo traineeeee...'</span> like pocket was born<br />
where english was a foreign language for<br />
him (Yes he is)<br />
<br />
and they talked.. and chuckled a bit,<br />
nutting fancy just the usual get to know questions..<br />
and before the whole conversation ended,<br />
pocket managed to get the TRAINEE's real name<br />
which was suhaila, a student doing part time<br />
from somewhere south. ooooo...<br />
Phone number was left to be asked<br />
in his second encounter with suhaila,<br />
that is if she remembers him then...<br />
<br />
as pocket was walking out of the<br />
PETRONAS convenience shop<br />
(Orang panggil aper yer),<br />
he just realized...<br />
he found another cure for hiccup other<br />
then drinking upside down, getting spooked<br />
or chanting 'buaya makan katak!buaya makan katak'<br />
<br />
it is called 'FLIRTING WITH A TOTAL STRANGER'<br />
<br />
and at the moment... it worked!<br />
heheheh...<br />
<br />
<br />
I bet everyone is starting to work already?<br />
how was the trip back? hideous ha?<br />
Pockethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10915022941800919525noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14361838.post-46719335378502870782012-08-25T20:38:00.000+08:002012-08-25T20:38:00.052+08:00572. Halalkan Makan Minum,Pocketeers,<br />
Raya mood is still in the air,<br />
lagu raya is not decorating the radio frequency<br />
anymore but there is still a lot of rumah terbuka<br />
and kueh raya scent lingering in the air.<br />
ohh... tak der sesapa nak ajak pocket gi<br />
rumah terbuka ker? the truth is,<br />
pocket never went to any rumah terbuka for raya.<br />
once i went for a rumah terbuka by<br />
NasikKandar Joint's owner...<br />
it was held in the padang sekolah! pergh!!<br />
The feeling was more to bertandang<br />
ke padang sekolah makan nasik kandar free...<br />
rumah terbuka? mana ader rumah? kejam kan?<br />
<br />
Masa beraya kita hulurkan tangan berjabat salam,<br />
kiss sikit n mintak mahap, mintak halal makan minum.<br />
yes yes.. masa sekolah dulu banyak sangat 'termakan'<br />
maggi kawan or 'terminum' milo member yang dia dah<br />
siap buat, letak atas meja study but came back 'kering'.<br />
Nak wat camana beb.. musim panas..<br />
lopak lopak air tersejat woo!!<br />
(Iyooolah tu alasan)<br />
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'mintak mahap, terlebih kurang mintak halalkan yer'<br />
was the template that everyone uses.<br />
my reply usually would be...<br />
'yang aku tahu aku halalkan,<br />
yang aku tak tahu.. sila bayar yer :)'<br />
iyer lah kan, maner la tahu..<br />
dia curik motor kita awaltahun,<br />
kita punya la merana tak dak motor<br />
nak gi keja.. then by raya mintak halal.<br />
kang kalau kita halalkan, 'terlepas' lah dia kan?<br />
(Although we know.. god knows better)<br />
<br />
or once kita bagi dia pinjam RM100<br />
lama tak bayar, kita pun lupa dah...<br />
si anu ni plak nak amik kesempatan<br />
tak nak bayar,<br />
'mintak halal yang terlebih<br />
terkurang.. teramik terberi'<br />
oooooooooiiiihhhh mana buleh!!<br />
dah la nak survive sampai 1sept ni pun mengeliat<br />
atas tanah mengorek bawah rumput lalang dalam<br />
laman mengharapkan sekeping dua siling yang kita<br />
sendiri terjatuhkan 3 tahun lepas.<br />
moga buleh makan sehari dua lagi<br />
kat canteen kilang. lagi nak bagi free?<br />
no way!!!<br />
<br />
so pocketeers,<br />
masa raya ni marilah kita bermaaf maafan moga<br />
suci murni hati ini. kalau pun kita wat salah,<br />
gunakan lah hari raya sebagai alasan nak<br />
mintak mahap, tak la segan sangat.<br />
kalau ari biasa makcik tu lalu tepi pun kepala<br />
ditoleh ke tempat lain.. punya la segan.<br />
Memanglah!! hang gi ngorat anak dia,<br />
usung sana sini tapi last last tak jadi.<br />
So Raya ni buleh la nak mintak mahap,<br />
tak lah nak pegi department dia nak kena<br />
riki dulu... 'makcik jongang ader tak?'<br />
kalau ader kita tak gi,<br />
ohh susahnya nak wat keja.<br />
<br />
taaapphhiii!! yang terlebih terkurang setakat<br />
yang kita tahu kita halalkan dan mintak dihalalkan.<br />
yang kita tak tahu.. sila bagitau dulu,<br />
then kita pikir balik nak halalkan ker tak :D<br />
(Apoooo lah pocket nih!!)Pockethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10915022941800919525noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14361838.post-52574521127076639442012-08-23T20:35:00.000+08:002012-08-23T20:35:00.387+08:00571. Eh Laa!!<br />
Pocketeers,<br />
Raya sudah pun berlalu,<br />
sumer orang dah start gi keja...<br />
with a tupperware full of kueh raya's<br />
leftover. Pocket pun bawak jugak!<br />
bukan pasal baik hati lagi nak share ngan orang.<br />
Tapi pasal pocket nak join majlis makan makan<br />
kueh raya private dan dengan selamba rock nyer<br />
makan cik puteh punyer kueh raya.<br />
Tak der la nampak macam<br />
buruk sangat kan...<br />
'I pun bawak!!' chenggitu :D<br />
<br />
Cik Puteh punyer kueh rayer mesti sedap!!<br />
dia buat sendiri kalu laaagi sedap!!...........GATAL!!<br />
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so lepas raya ni banyak la keluhan keluhan<br />
dari kengkawan pocket yang most of them are men<br />
with less interest in what are the color of langsir raya.<br />
talking with them made me realize..<br />
that money plays a major role in ensuring<br />
a bright and colorful raya.<br />
If its not for himself,<br />
it'll be for his family.<br />
<br />
and of course...<br />
listening to their keluhan can<br />
sometime be interesting...<br />
not to forget revolting.<br />
<br />
<span style="color: #cfe2f3;">1) 'pergh!! raya tahun ni abih banyak siot! </span><br />
<span style="color: #cfe2f3;">memang sengsara nak tunggu gaji 1Sept, </span><br />
<span style="color: #cfe2f3;">nasib baik ada duit raya anak anak...' </span><br />
eh laaa!! abih anak anak hang tu kira macam<br />
'Denak' ayam hutan la!? untuk attract rezeki?<br />
adohlaaa...<br />
(Tak nak maki sangat, takut<br />
pocket pun jadi begini jgak nanti)<br />
<br />
2) on the phone...<br />
<span style="color: #cfe2f3;">'eh sayang.. duit raya abih distribute dah?</span><br />
<span style="color: #cfe2f3;">berapa abih yer tahun ni?' </span><br />
eh laaa!! bukan ikhlas bagi dari hati ker?<br />
<br />
3) <span style="color: #cfe2f3;">'nyesal aku pegi umah mak menakan belah </span><br />
<span style="color: #cfe2f3;">laki sepupu kaklong besan nya adik ipar aku </span><br />
<span style="color: #cfe2f3;">tu tahun nih, askar nyer ramai sangat!!'</span><br />
eh laaa!! bagi la lima kupang jer ker..<br />
tak pun dua kupang bagi dua kepin...<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
yes yes... memang duit memainkan peranan penting<br />
dalam perayaan kita, tapi jangan la sampai kerana duit,<br />
raya kita dibenci, diharapkan berlalu cepat atau digeruni,<br />
'Alaa raya nak sampai dah..<br />
impact raya tahun lepas pun<br />
tak settle lagi dah nak raya dah?'<br />
<br />
<br />
starting from next year kita jangan bagi wit dah nak?<br />
kita bagi kiss!! and bukan yang tua yang bagi...<br />
yang tua plak yang dapat :D<br />
(Iyer la, saper nak kiss from an old and crusted lips<br />
that u dont where have it been for the last 40 years kan?)<br />
<br />
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so kepada blogger blogger yang muda lagi chomel,<br />
sila bagitau alamat anda. Pocket usahakan gi beraya<br />
tahun depan :D hoyeah!!<br />
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GATALL!!</div>
Pockethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10915022941800919525noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14361838.post-44809929108738866832012-08-22T07:52:00.000+08:002012-08-22T07:52:36.265+08:00570. RayaFirst PostPocketeers,<br />
For me the raya has ended..<br />
although the 'CutiRaya' is still for another few days,<br />
but here I am, working.<br />
adehlaaa...<br />
<br />
<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-VaOtz_V7awg/UDQes8ZlcHI/AAAAAAAAB4c/7cxOAyRGoqo/s1600/laaa+separuh+la+pulak.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-VaOtz_V7awg/UDQes8ZlcHI/AAAAAAAAB4c/7cxOAyRGoqo/s320/laaa+separuh+la+pulak.jpg" width="188" /></a>looked through the whole 81 pcs<br />
of picture that I took... there was<br />
no picture of me that is<br />
'Up-To-The-Blog'... most of them<br />
are me chewing, getting ready for<br />
the semayang raya and there was<br />
this one making a funny faces<br />
eating 'AMPLANG' .<br />
<br />
so this is my only 'Good-Enough'<br />
photo with my baju raya from<br />
HariHari supermarket. heheheh..<br />
terpotong separuh la<br />
pulaaaakkkkk...<br />
oh the chics on the right?<br />
she's a dear sister from another<br />
mother who's father was different<br />
from mine. but we luv her the same :D<br />
<br />
so how are U Pocketeers? still raya?<br />
I know in my heart I am,<br />
(Even though i have to be at the office already)<br />
<br />
<br />Pockethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10915022941800919525noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14361838.post-9704235833109753752012-08-17T20:27:00.000+08:002012-08-17T20:27:31.268+08:00569. White Christmas... EH?Pocketeers,<br />
eh dah nak raya dah!!<br />
the time where we would once a year be clad in baju baru<br />
and rambut nan indah has come again. And yes.. not to<br />
forget the time where we would be spending more and more.<br />
<br />
this morning i came to work as usual,<br />
and Cik Puteh also came in about the same<br />
time as i did, i saw her mengedik gedikkan<br />
beg dan kunci kat tempat kasut, alaaaa...<br />
kiter tahu cik puteh.. kamu nak tunggu abang kan?<br />
and just as what i thought, by the time i reached<br />
her area, as swift as she could she took her shoes<br />
and wore em just in time to walk 'saing' with me:D<br />
heheh tahu tahu...<br />
<br />
we talked until the junction to separate<br />
our department, about balik raya mostly.<br />
and she replied about her daughter<br />
nursery is already off today so she<br />
have to take half day... ooooooooo<br />
alaaaaaaaaaa....<br />
<br />
anyhow.. to cik puteh,<br />
u made my day la sis :D<br />
<br />
<br />
oh oh!! this would be the last post for<br />
this ramadan, i'll post again by the third of shawal...<br />
if i am not too bloated with ketupat and rendang till<br />
i cant sit up and menaip of course :D<br />
<br />
so herewith,<br />
pocket memohon maaf kalau ter'maki' or terkomen pedas<br />
di blog anda, anda dan anda...<br />
mintak mahap la yer, tak sengaja tuu..<br />
kalau sengaja pun,, berniat baik tuu..<br />
<br />
dan tak lupa juga nak ku ucapkan,<br />
SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI,<br />
nanti jangan lupa taruk POST baju raya kamu yer :D<br />
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Malam ni nak bertolak ke kampung.</div>
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harapnya tak la jam sangat. kalau </div>
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jam pun, sikit sikit dah la yer.. penat </div>
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pakcik ni :D</div>
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(Tapi tak per, senyuman cik puteh</div>
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pagi tadi masih terpahat di otak ni ^^)</div>
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