586. Survival Tips No.2

Pocketeers...
its been a week of hectic.
somehow i'm feeling pain all over
my body but i cant tell where was
it from.
Did i did it too rough last night?
Did i fallen off the bed last night?
or did i sleepwalked and picked
up a fight with a local thug and lost
oh oh.. apoo la andaian.

Today i'm going to put on another of
my survival tips as my last one was
back in August 2011...
373. Survival Tips No.1
yes.. its been a year, is this an annual
thing? lets hope i can write bout this
more often :D

'SAYANG'... this is a common name  most
men call their better half, when they call
u this.. its like telling u that they luv u,
or cared about u...
The truth was actually different.
This is just another tool for us to make
sure we'll never accidentally call u
by a different name in situations
that requires us to multitasking.

U know men with multitasking right?
They cant scratch their balls with their
right hand and operate the ASTRO remote
with their left simultaneously... this is true,
and all my readers with testosteron can verify this.

U wanna verify this? ask your men to do the dishes,
then tell him a story... change the name a few time
or change the details of the story a few times,
he wont notice... If he did notice,
check the quality of the dishes that he cleaned.
most probably it'll be 'OVERWASHED'

We call our girls sayang because of one thing,
we have a lot of girls with different names and
names lately are just so Effingly LONG!!
Nik NorFarahin Zamzuriana Ishak.. uuuiii!!!
Cant blame u for that, u were not the one who
choose... and u know what will happen if i'm with
Cheryna Pirez but accidentally called her 'Dee'
pergh!! mati!!
(Not that i have 'anything' with both of them
of course, this is just a 'Perumpamaan')

By calling her a common name,
the danger of being exposed
will be less.
so when i'm with Katy Perry..
i'll be calling her 'SAYANG'...
so the same if i'm with Charice Pempengco
'SAYANG tolong amikkan kan garpu buleh?'
and so does another 12 girls in the list.
(12 is just a random number i'm putting here okeh...
i wish it could be 12... but instead it was ...........-silence-)

macham ada jer blogger yg pocket slalu

do gi bertandang muka cam ni tapi siapa 

ya? sayang... bleh tolong angkat tangan?

Girls, if u ever being called common name like
sayang... intan payung, cinta, luv, jelly, or ketupat.
start checking will ya? :D is there a list?

Men, starts to call her 'SAYANG'

and u will never again be faced with 

that awkward moments of trying to 

change no2's name into a verb or a

nouns that would definitely sound weird.

'err shila...'

'shila?'

'taakk.. see la this one, looked old kan'

hek enneeeeeeeee