Wednesday, November 30, 2011

460. ApaPasaiMurah?

Pocketeers,
A joke I got the other day...

A pakcik picked up his tabung and change
the content to a 6 pieces of RM50 notes.
He brought the 6pieces of paper to a
Gadget Selling shop and talk nicely asking
the uncle for a navigator system...
i cant remember what does it called,
but its rhyme with Vermin or was it cermin (Mirror?)

anyway, the Pakcik being sick of his recent
'lost' in the city incident thought that if he
buy a decent navigator system, then there
will always a girl's voice directing him to his
destination. and hearing sounds like that is
always pleasing as u'll know that u are not
alone in this world. There is an angel looking
over u.

'ni berapa ringgit ni?' the pakcik asked.
'ni ha kawan, yang ni murah sajaa.. 800!
siap pasang bagi u, ini haa.. ada lapan bahasa
buleh cakap oo!! itu bahasa kedah..
bahasa kelantan.. bahasa jawi pun buleh hoo!!'
the uncle explained. Before the pakcik could ask
him anything, he started to immitate the accent
that the machine can produce.
'mu rapak kighi, tigo ratuh mite lagi mu belok kighi...
redi, belok selalu!'

'mahal sangat la tauke, murah lagi tak dak ka?'
the pakcik starts to negotiate.
'adaaaa!! yang ni murah, satu latut lima puluh saja'
said the uncle proud.
'waaaa!! apa pasal murah sangat !!' the pakcik could
not believe his ears, now he can use the extra 3 pieces
of paper to change it for a burger king.
'ini haa.. mulah tapi lagi syok!'
'apa yang syok!'
'dia tak dak kona kanan punya,
semua turn left saja... '






heheheh:D..
pusing kiri jer, buleh sampai ker?

11 comments:

littledolphin said...

LOL what kind of navigator system is that? hahaha

cakap pasal navigator system ni,mesti teringat kat satu european short film where the navigator is jealous when the driver had another girl in the car and brought them to a direction which leads to accident. hehehe.

Anisa Hang Tuah said...

dalam pembelian,kite mmg suke negotiate sampai dpt harga paling murah.hee

Hanie_Dew said...

tetibe teringat lagu beyonce >> "to the left to the left everything you own in the box to left"

sekarang software GPS tu dah bole install kat dalam phone je. tak payah nak beli Garmin ke PapaGo ke segala.

HEMY said...

ahahaha...eventually maybe smpi kot kalau turn left je...

sampai sudah tak jumpa

Dee said...

hahaha..GPS..GUNA PUN SESAT...

Aemy Shamy said...

hahahaha! penipu betul la...ada ka navigator mcm tu?? klu kiri ja baik x pyh jual :p hehehe. but we cant trust in GPS completely, sometimes it's stupid it could make us lost..hehe..klu uncle tu beli juga, i dont know what to say :P

El-Janna said...

hahakk..adehhh-.-"

Pocket said...

ShaheerahHana,
ohh, teringin nak tengok tu,
macam mana diorang wujudkan suasana jeles dalam navigator? ikut intonasi? :D mesti menarik ^^
heheh

Anisa,
betul tu,
kekadang terpikir plak,
sure kampeni tu rugi kan :D

HEMY,
hahaha,
eventually mesti sampai,
tp maybe pusing pasir mas dulu kot
ohh

Dee,
hey hey!!
nice one sis,
pocket pung nak guna ayat tu gak nanti.

Aemy,
heheheh,
first they gave us handphone with a phone book... then we cant remember phone numbers anymore..

then they gave us the GPS,
now we cant remember roads anymore.

El-Janna,
adeh kan :D

Fatin Mraz said...

barang nak murah, kualiti nak bagus.. itu yg x berapa 'selari'..

hehee..

=P

Saiazuan said...

lol dah mcm raja lawak.. xD

but in business jgn la tipu an, tak berkat apa kita dpt tu :)

anamizu said...

ayat Dee tu mmg powerla! hehe
teringat joke yg nabil buat about GPS dlm raja lawak dulu =P





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