A joke I got the other day...
A pakcik picked up his tabung and change
the content to a 6 pieces of RM50 notes.
He brought the 6pieces of paper to a
Gadget Selling shop and talk nicely asking
the uncle for a navigator system...
i cant remember what does it called,
but its rhyme with Vermin or was it cermin (Mirror?)
anyway, the Pakcik being sick of his recent
'lost' in the city incident thought that if he
buy a decent navigator system, then there
will always a girl's voice directing him to his
destination. and hearing sounds like that is
always pleasing as u'll know that u are not
alone in this world. There is an angel looking
'ni berapa ringgit ni?' the pakcik asked.
'ni ha kawan, yang ni murah sajaa.. 800!
siap pasang bagi u, ini haa.. ada lapan bahasa
buleh cakap oo!! itu bahasa kedah..
bahasa kelantan.. bahasa jawi pun buleh hoo!!'
the uncle explained. Before the pakcik could ask
him anything, he started to immitate the accent
that the machine can produce.
'mu rapak kighi, tigo ratuh mite lagi mu belok kighi...
redi, belok selalu!'
'mahal sangat la tauke, murah lagi tak dak ka?'
the pakcik starts to negotiate.
'adaaaa!! yang ni murah, satu latut lima puluh saja'
said the uncle proud.
'waaaa!! apa pasal murah sangat !!' the pakcik could
not believe his ears, now he can use the extra 3 pieces
of paper to change it for a burger king.
'ini haa.. mulah tapi lagi syok!'
'apa yang syok!'
'dia tak dak kona kanan punya,
semua turn left saja... '
pusing kiri jer, buleh sampai ker?