Monday, January 30, 2012

517. ShortCut 14km

Pocketeers

u wanna cook,
but u dont know how to cook..
ohh find a book!
but the nearest book store is 14km away...

Short cut!
Seek up the internet.

Shorter cut!
makan jer luar!!
heheh.. kan senang,


U were watching the end half
of a movie from TV2..
u wanna know the story!
it was M.Night Syamalan's!!
so buy the DVD!
but the DVD selling stall is 14km away!
plus chances are a movie that old
wont be available anymore...

Short Cut!
Download!!

Shorter Cut!!
read the synopsis out in IMDB!! :D




U wanna get married,
u dont have the girl to get married to.
ohh go ahead and flirt with the next girl
u see in the train!!
but the nearest train is 14km away..
plus.. chances are the next lady u'r
seing will be an indian makcik.

Short Cut!
Blogging!!'EffBii'ing!!

Shorter Cut!!
janji ngan kawan,
'kalau ko tak kawin lagi atau tak
terlibat ngan hubungan by umur 30..
kita kawin nak?'
Janji ngan ramai sikit! 20 orang maybe.
consider 90% kawan kamu buleh kawin kalu...
ada la sorang dua peluang kan :D

heheheh..
so!! shorter cut untuk lelaki yang tak tau
menulis apa di pagi isnini aper yer? :D
tiru post orang? plagiat?
Tak tak.. ni bukan plagiat tau!
ni idea pocket :D purely!

happy monday people
i'm taking leave this rabu.. huh!!

24 comments:

syabab said...

wahh yg last uh sgt2 connected ngn syabb nye entri...hehe..n it is purely.. n syabb xmeniru...btw idea janji ngan kawan,
'kalau ko tak kawin lagi atau tak
terlibat ngan hubungan by umur 30..
kita kawin nak?' remind me about how i met your mother..where ted mosby make a promise to robin Scherbatsky if both still single at 40..they will get married to each other..haha.. n i have no strength to tell the gal this kinda of promise..lg2 kalo lebih 20 org... -.-" hahah..

Syazwan Che Deraman said...

jauh jugak 14km tu.
hehehhe.
ada jugak yang pakat nak kahwin macam ni.

aniswany said...

tips shorcut yg sgttttt beguna !!
hahaha

#janji nk kawen ngn 20 org yg x menahan tuu .ahahaa

dhiera said...

eh, boleh plan dengan kawan ramai-ramai ni kalau tak kawen lagi. tapi dah engaged la~

CekbOlat-bOlat said...

sgt shourtcut ! poket mmg ohsem la..

eh poket dh khwin ke blum ? (~,~")

p/s : bju kelawar utk spe? poket? heheh

HeNRieTTa JoSe said...

ok gak kan jnj ngn kwn umo 30....hehehe...sweet....

Hanie Dew said...

shortcut download tu dah susah. byk link kene remove dah.. (T.T).

shortcut makan kat luar tu aku setuju.

shortcut tang nak kawen tu mcm desperate. jgn la cenggitu. hihihi..

pocket taking leave this coming Federal Territory Day. bagus la. reha. =p

aku pun blur pagi isnin ni. mengantuk tahap gaban tak boel nak wat keje. nak taip komen bole. hehe

Sarah Mohd Saleh said...

hhahaha.klakarrr..mmg sgt shortcut ponnn.kalau lahh sume kawan pempuan yang deal 20 org tuh stuju,haru biru nt.hihi

anamizu kaito said...

perhhh!! pocket, jom..


'kalau ko tak kawin lagi atau tak
terlibat ngan hubungan by umur 30..
kita kawin nak?'


kehkehkeh =P



luv,
cik ana

filanastasia said...

ohhh biar betik.. ader ker org malaysia yg buat promise mcm tu.. napa saya tak jumpa?? mungkin saya terlebih 'comel' T__T

Fatin Mraz said...

[standing ovation nih]

wow woww pocket, dalam kata tak tau nak tulis pe pun ada post yang menarik begini..

=}

Akue Achik said...

shortcut selaluny berakhr dgn kburukn..hohoo...

tp shortcut cari jodoh tu mcm best..haha

Muhammad Saiazuan Norhalik said...

hahaha that is one d*mn shortcut :D

Liselle MonCherie said...

Short cut je? Long cut x dak?
14 km outside town?semua jauh-jauh XD

yuyueyuliana said...

kenapa tak 13 km ? 15 km ? 23 km ? :P

littledolphin said...

tak nak ah main promise -promise gitu. :P Lebih rela arranged marriage kot.hahaha

Tapi makan kat luar tak menepati aim 'wanna cook'.o.o

why are youuuu taking leave this rabuuu? @_@

Aemy Shamy said...

good idea!! there are always short & shorter cuts! haha.
i understand ur point, which is..chances are always there..right? ;)

Eyriqazz said...

ada-adaje jalan pendeknya kan?hik3

ciK LyndaWawa said...

blogging bez..crk rezeki dr intrnet pun bez..huhu. .sdp2 belaka..nak cr bni?hahahaha...kne crk betul2..

HEMY said...

nice idea..aku tak tau nk komen pa..tp syok baca..ahahahaha

Hanie Dew said...

pantai klebang tu aku tak pernah pegi. a famosa dah pernah pegi.melaka ni nampak cenggitu je tp byk tmpt menarik kalau rajin jalan dan banyak masa.

Hermin said...

mmg terbaik lah kan...

rozeeta rashid said...

kreatif la entri pocket. hehe.

the second one selalu buat. cerita tak sempat habis dah search synopsis. hehe.

in finding the right one, there's no shortcut. =)

Dhiya Fariza said...

ada byk maksud tersirat nii hehe