Have u ever got on a bus and cant get a seat?
boring kan, now u cant open up your Itab and
start browsing along as the journey would take
40 minute. what to do?
for us, its the itab or the book reading that we
concerned about. But for an old near decease
makcik (Rude pocket! rude!!) the pain in her
ankle is killing her, or her knee starts to shake
and that explains the clicking sound we often
hear in buses.
They would pay to get a seat,
why do u think flights have Business class anyway?
(Langsung tak dak kena mengena ok!!)
But i know u guys, u are kind hearted malaysian
who would give your seat the needy one without
Same as me if I own the seat,
I usually give mine to any old lady who stands near me,
so does those pregnant lady... and not to forget any
awek comel yang kononnya tak larat nak berdiri,
sajer nak bagi seat nak tarik perhatian dia.
What can i say, i'm just a weak bloke with good intentions.
The question is, what if u dont own the seat,
by this means that u'r also standing.
A makcik is standing by your side,
peluh dingin starts to decorate her forehead
as an indication of her pain. Would you ask
the big and horny looking guy for his seat?
'er abang, buleh bagi makcik ni duduk tak?'
Ladies asking a horny looking guy,
that requires gut dont u think?
Cause i dont think i have it in me,
I would pray that the responsibility would never
fall on me, if i ever saw a pregnant lady coming
into the bus, and i also am standing, i would walk
to the end of the bus just so that the blame is not
We were eating in a nasi kandar place the other day,
nearly finished our rediculously overpriced meal as
the nasi area is forming a line,
A chinese pregnant lady is waiting at the back of the
line with her husband.
There was about 15 to 20 people in front of her.
Lunch time in Penang, what do u expect.
'hang tengok tu pocket, lagu ni la malaysian' a friend said.
'bagi la kakak pregnant tu amik nasik dulu,
sapa sapa bagitau owner kedai kaa...' he added.
all the other member in our table agreed, nodding heads.
'dah , hang yang kata tu tak mau buat apa apa?' i asked.
everyone's just kept their silence,
as if the word i just said was just a decoration
to the whole conversation. Meaningless deco.
I was weak... i couldnt do it,
If it was u pocketeers,
would u do it? tell the owner to have a heart
and let the lady and her hubby to take the nasik
first? and then face the 20pair of eyes scorching
your face with fire of anger?
i was weak... i couldnt do it,
and since I have the authority to tell
him to do stuff, he did. And the lady
got her nasi and a seat with all the
staff tended to her politely. But the
'pandangan-dendam' was faced
by the junior. let him be :D