Sunday, September 18, 2011

394. Masterkeys

yes yes, pocket tukar tajuk :D
Pocketeers,
Three days of not connected somehow weakened me up here.
(Sambil menudingkan jari ke lekuk di sebelah kening kanan)

On thursday, we were invited for a dinner with some ajnabi
I will not share a cup of tea with, those kinda guys who would
carve their nicest smile infront of u, but will frown even by
hearing your name elsewhere.
Anyway... we were talking... and just to break the ice,
someone cracked a personal joke between themself
just to lure us to ask 'what was the joke anyway?'

here was the joke
(i kinda think the joke was inapropriate
but u guys are adult enough right?)

What would u call a lock that can be opened by many keys?
Useless right? doesnt serve the purpose of a lock dont u think?

What would u call a key that can open many locks?
A MasterKey!! that is a good key! the more it unlocks, the better!!

'So guys, we are masterkeys, for we aim to unlock more and more.'
hahahahahahah
(The one who says this was an indian guy who can speak hokkien)
Everybody laughed, i smiled keeping my manners, but i didnt
laugh as i thought it was a very offensive joke to be told infront
of ladies who cant understand english dat much but were forced
to laugh as everybody else is.


anyway.. what i wanna say from the joke above was...
Pocketeers, be special.
One Key For One Lock.

Alohomora!! :D

20 comments:

Fatin Mraz said...

dont know y..when it comes to pocket's post, it always 'terkesan di hati'

dont know y..though its a simple & direct entry, tapi maksudnya sgt mendalam..

dont know y...

p/s:3 ari pocket x masak.huhuu~

Saiazuan said...

hmm.. didnt understand it clearly..

Rtp Farra Arisha said...

it's about jokes right?? loves to joke and love to hear anybody jokes, tapi gurauan ada batasnya bukan?? :)

Dhiya Fariza said...

-.- why are they so perasan calling themselves/himself as the masterkey. As if konon boleh open every lock.

Ohh perli apa gambar on my blog. Tu cahaya cahaya cahaya lampu reflect ke cermin jatuh ke muka :D

RepublicAku said...

keh3...macam siut!

Pocket said...

Fatin,
btul tu,
3 ari tak memasak,
rasa cam tak betul jer..
adohh

Saiazuan,
tak paham yer?
tak per.. terlbih berkias kot :D

Rtp Farra,
pasal gurauan sebegitu kekadang bermaksud nak test availability
seseorang.
Gelak tanda suka.
Straight face tanda benci..
maybe?

Dhiya,
well maybe they did,
but as much as i wanted (Past tense yer disini) to be a masterkey, i think everyone better off being a special key instead :D

tak perli lah!! tanya jee!!

Syazwan Che Deraman said...

aku rasa, aku paham, tapi tak tahu betul tak yang aku paham tu.
selalunya, mereka ni suka gurau yang 18sx seket, depan pompuan plak tu..
ke otak aku yang 18sx.
adehh..

ciK LyndaWawa said...

pocket ni jenis misterilaa....betul gak..one key for one lock..nway..good luck=]

Bashtiah said...

oh. i got the joke... and i think it's quite offensive..

Pocket said...

Shazwan,
betul paham kamu tu,
memang joke ni begitu,
kasar kan, ker pocket nyer level dah turun?

LyndaWawa,
jenis misteri?
yang ni nak dengar la gak elaboration :D

yes, pocket tambah sikit lagi...
'one special key for one special lock' :D

Bashtiah,
i know u would dear,
i know u would.

memang tak patut kan!!
but sex related joke is the best ice breaker.

Finaz Jaafar said...

'one special key for one special lock'..hurmm i rasa i faham..ini sesuai bagi kat girls kan??ke i salah paham??errkkkk

una berry said...

ouch!

Dee said...

double meaning pya joke..hehehe..

Tny said...

Masterkey yg x sunat.. ow yeah? Jerk je wat lawak x sopan cmtu dpn ladies..haiiishkk.. Behave n good manners are important epsc mixing up wit publics coz it represents ourselves(quality)..

Sabo jelah..

budakijaupendek said...

mybe dia tak tahu cara 'melawak' yg betul ? haha

ciK LyndaWawa said...

'one special key for one special lock' :D

maksudnya..satu kunci istimewa untuk satu hati....=]

Asyila Zainuddin said...

macam faham macam tak faham.. yg aku tau kan dlm bio ade belajar pasal lock & key hypothesis tu.. haha.. yang pasal enzyme2 tu.. ngee.. *ok, terlebih sains*

Pocket said...

Finaz,
yes, bg kat girls pun buleh,
kat boys who are the key pun bagus.

Una,
Eh.. sakit ker!!?
sorry, nanti pocket pijak pelan pelan sikit yer, maaf la lelaki 94kg niii

Dee,
kan!! memang dabel mining

Tny,
kan, key dia tu buleh gi kat lock yg tak sunat gak lah! hoh!

yes, i feel u sis :D

BudakIjau,
kamu tak pendek,
...or maybe dia nyer zaman berbeza sikit ngan kita yg muda muda nih :D

Lynda,
umph!! tp bukan utk hati :D

Asyila,
lock and key hypothesis!!
pocket tak belajar lagi tu!!
sila ajar :D

Sarah Mohd Saleh said...

phammm.klu bab cengiini..i laju jerrrrrr.hihi

Pocket said...

SarahMohdSalleh,
somehow pocket tahu,
kamu mesti paham :D heheheh