391. Hit and Crash!!!

Pocketeers, just a thought,

The other day u'r waiting in line to get

your hari raya hair cut, it was a long line

so u've taken out your 11.4 inch dell inspiron

and start typing something, let it be your

resignation letter, your luv letter, or this post.

(This is so not me as i prefer pen and paper ^^)

u were spilling your brains out when all of a sudden

some bloody punk who never went to school pushes u

off your stool trying to run away with the lappy,

he grabbed the lappy by his stinkin ketiak and starts

initiatin the 'hikmat-langkah-seribu'

But today is not his day, u were equiped with a glock

21 9mm automatic. U slid your hand into your bag

and start shooting that effing punk three time from

behind.

bang!!bang!!bang!!...

one got tru his left chest flying right tru

his heart putting it to an immediate stop.

One hit him by the back of the head,

the bullet gone spinning as it was flying

inside the punks head and blows his face off

to the extend of victim identification would be

by the jewelry on him.

The last bullet flies right to his left knee

taking him off his balance and down he goes

landing what ever left of his face onto the

dirty pavement smearing blood and his unusable brains.

The lappy? well it was tossed so high in the air,

just to hit and crash as it lands.

Hit and Crash.

"Braaasssshhhhhkkkkrrrrr kedek kedek kedek"

So the question is, how do u get the punks wife

or mother to pay for the lappy? the 'engsel'

between the monitor and the body of the lappy

is now broke, and it is not usable anymore.

How to get ganti rugi from the punks mother,

U just ask?

People would say, the punk got what he deserved,

dont burden the family with your petty lappy issues,

but your lappy is now broken!! and no one

to pay for it.

well the kid paid it already with his life!

what more do u want?

i would want my lappy back!!

(Or something equivalent to the lappy of course)

So if u ever shoot anyone who's trying to run

away with a precious cargo, try not to kill him

instantly.

Aim for the buttocks or the balls or maybe the

lower spine maybe but not the face. u'd end up

without anyone to pay for the broken goods.

humm humm

-same goes to u there who wants to get your girl back.

dont ruin the precious cargo along the way..

u may still need it ok:D