Tuesday, November 24, 2009

232. Slap! pangggg!!!

pocketeers,
my past post : 231. Lempang Lempeng Kelempung
was told differently from what really happened.
well yes there was someone who got slap from
poking someone else in the stomach.
Its just that it was not me...
Somebody told me that i should come clean to prevent
future misunderstanding should i accidentally refers
this story after. And to clear the misguided perception
the reader may have on pocket the all so innocent guy
who got slap. as if i am that innocent:D No.. i'm not

it is just not the same as the story i've told.
i was hoping to see how u react to the whole story.
A bit unfair to you guys of course for twisting
the words as such. But it is for a good reason and let me tell u why.
(Kalau tulis untuk report polis ni dah kena punggai dah kan^^)
I thought by telling the story as if i was the one
getting the slap would change your perception in the
whole story, i was fishing for your sympathy.
but i did make it a point that the person who got
the punishment was well punished for his crime.
Poking people when he shouldnt have.
Continue poking people when he was warned.

Clearly i have failed to do so with Hope, CikQemm,
sha, amy, ayaq masak, lieya, Kujie, and Lp Lum.
Or atleast they were the pocketeers that mentioned
my wrong doing of poking people too much heheh,
i guess they are those who know what are the message
i'm delivering. That i was wrong.. but in this case,
the guy who got slap was wrong...
ok now i mixed everything up.

Ok!! i was the one slapping, and farid was the one
from production poking me. there i've said it.
I was wrong for slapping him but u got my point right?
he was poking me when i was doing my job!!
what else can a guy do to make a point.

when u are being bullied,
Bullied here are referring to everything from the
movie from Afdlin SHauki to the act of letting
someone else pay for the food u just had with.
Even to the act of hassan's brother in Sergeant hassan...
'aku buang buku kau!'
'aku amik balik'
'aku buang songkok kau'
'aku amik balik' gitu gitu.
when u are being bullied,
what do u do to make a point?
after u've told them or give them a hint
that u hate their act of using your sabun too much,
(Sabun cuci baju pun nak kongsi ker?)
after u've told him for the 52nd time...
do tell me if u ever wanna use my leather
shoes laaa!! dont just take take...(Melayunyer english)

Maybe a slap would make it clear...

16 comments:

mier@merr said...

ok..oleh sebab pocket yg lempang si farid..
jd sy tidak memarahi pocket...
hahaha

boleh bgitu??


or else..

brings urself to aloq staq..
i want to slap u...ekeke...

cHeRyNa PiReS said...

haiiyyaaa, miera nieh...

kak sha baru nak lempang pocket.
dia dah warning dulu:P

kalau nak cakap pasal lempang...
yes, memang seronok lempang farid.
he deserved it and i applaud you:)

but my point stands even for now..
kat mana farid dilempang tuh was the question...
sebab...kalau org tak nampak, no witness...
orang yang melempang akan kelihatan seperti pembuli:)

tapi, someone pernah cakap nieh pada sha:

buli harus dibalas buli!
for the sake of that principle, let's lempang farid.
suka2 main perut orang.
dia ingat perut tu utk dia main ke?
salah tu!

farid,
here i come.
perut...especially yang itu...bukan utk u ye!!!!

(sha is grinning wickedly while trying to type fast so that she can clean the house afterwards)

LORD ZARA 札拉 said...

Hahaha~
I was searching any reply to my comment in previous entry~
*sigh*
*Sigh*
*sigh*

intan izani said...

pulun bace 2 post pocket sekaligus

garang jugak pocket ni
besar tak tapak tgn pocket
mesti merah padam muka farid
;)

Sharinginfoz said...

just lepak2 makan potato pagi2, bosan2 datang le sini ya

~ mizzAmy ~ said...

hahahaha.... dah boleh bajet. sebab pocket suka je tukar2 himself.

iza~de~bintang said...

Salam Pocket. Jalan-jalan sini sebab Sha kata blog Pocket seronok di baca.Ingat nak cari "sup ayam" tu lah sebab kat sini cuaca sejuk gedi :)

Komen untuk entry belum ada sebab baru baca sekali lalu :)

lieya orange M.I. said...

...cian farid kene lempang...
...takutla lelaki yg lempang2 ni...=D

...mesti sakit, tgn lelakikan besar...=

~LP Lum~ said...

hehehe... kalo citer mcm 2, cian ar kat pocket.. pdan ar kat muka farid.. :)

blh ke mcm 2?? ;)

tp bg sy, biar ar org buli sy, sya xkisah pun.. sbbnya sy nie pgang 1 bnda aje..

"ko buat aku, aku xblas balik tp ada org lain yg akan balaskan tuk aku pd ko" :)

atty's said...

garangnya pocket..takut ar.

Super HaNa said...

sbb tu lahhhh watashi kena baca 2,3 kali n3 pocket nehh

woo..grg noooo

Richeal Phil @ Ritz ^-^ said...

Yeap, a slap would make it crystal clear haha

Kujie said...

huwaaaa.... the biggest danger is if you can't read between the lines.

dush!

LORD ZARA 札拉 said...

Hahaha~
No big deal bang~
Thanks for wrote a lot there.
Totally appreciate it!

...and if you want a tag-team-member to slap, hit and bash anyone, just roger me. I'm more than willing to do so!

Yeay!

Pocket said...

Miera,
hehehe, so pocket dimaafkan kerana poking, (Sebab pocket tak poke orang)

an u'll slap me instead?
by all mean sis, lets make this work!!
miera kalu, nak kena lempaaaaanggggg!!
tp kena la buat sesuatu bagi miera marah dulu,
kalau nak bagi pompuan marah,
acaner yek... haaaaa tau dah >:D
heheheheheheh

Sha,
Sha pun nak lempang pocket!!?
naaaaaaaakkkkk!!
i'll poke u too sha just to get u in the lempang mood :D
the question would be... where should i poke u? hummmmmmm
hah!! dapat!! Golf Course laaaa :D

yes, kalau pocket lempang depan orang,
yg orang kat situ tahu kenapa pocket melempang, pastinya org tahu he deserved it, tp kalau org nampak dari jauh jer and the conversation was inaudible... then nampak cam pocket simply kurang hajoo...

so sha, opinion noted.
nak lempang, sila pastikan saksi dulu:D

Zara,
Sorry sorry,
pocket actually reply tru respond from mail. so termiss dik zara punyer...

jangan marah yek..
sila rotan abang instead:D

IntanIzani,
hehehe, besh besh,
ada orang baca karangan pocket dua skaligush... terharu pocket.
tak tak!! tak garang, slalu wat lawak jer.. terbalik plak orng tak pernah amik pocket serious enough when i say, 'jangan la tekan perut sayer...'
ala ala pondan tuu.. hahahahahahha

Amy,
Yes, tp tak selalu tau amy,
nanti suma orang pikir yg farid is pocket and viceversa,
tak pasal pasal pocket adalah lelaki yg dah bercerai ngan MemSHeila dari keturunan diraja yg anak pocket nama Mad kena bela dek india..
hahahahahah

Iza,
waaahhhh..
dah jadi tekanan utk pocket kena tulih karangan yg bagush bagush.. heheheh:)
but u are most welcome here sis.

Lieya,
ala pocket lempang lempang manja jer.
bukan yg the whole 5 finger termasuk pangkal pergelangan tangan tu,
pat jari ujung jer,

meh kita lawan lempang tgk, sapa jatuh dulu:D

LP Lum,
tp dik,
sampai bila nak biar?
its about dignity and self respect la plak... for me i think even if kalau kita berdiri untuk pendapat kita tu tak der kesan, (Org trus buli n buli)
perasaan dalam diri kita tu yg penting,
perasaan tak mau kalah, n keep on thinking yg kita tak salah

mcm pocket still suka black background.. and not white.
gitu gitu... masuk akal tak?

Atty,
Tak garang tak garang,
lempang pondan jer pon, just to make my point, lamanya duknampak bumi jer kat situ, bila nyer update dik:D

ker silap blog dok pollow?

HanaChan,
Tak garang tak garang,
goreng garing ngan api garang.
huhuuu!! sejenak jer jadi madah :D

Richeal,
hope they got the message:D

Kujie,
and by mentioning 'danger' here would make some hazardous effect to certain party.
the hazardous effect will be?
pocketeers not understanding my story?
slalu apaa.. hehehe pocket menulis syok sndiri sampai tak der orang paham karangan 'bii.. apa mau buat biiii..' tu :D heheheheh

Zara again,
Ok, thanks dik, now i know that i have a 'pelempang upahan' kat johor:D
ada mana mana supplier kat johor sana dok buat problem kalu, pocket call jer zara n mintak anda 'do' the job :D

huhuuu... mcm mafia jer kan..

HoPe said...

terasa diri dperkotakatikkan..
sob2...