231. Lempang Lempeng Kelempung

a post with a title just like what MsCheryna Pirez kept on doing
at her blog recently, menu just like those in Cafe World.

'OOOiiiii!! hang check lagu mana ni,
awat dok mai lagi barang shining nii!?
check ngan mata ka idung wei!!?'Pocket was shouting
cause somebody else just shouted at him for letting
defective part gone into the production line.

now people, this metaphor of saying..
'hang ni check ngan hidung kot!!'
is actually saying 'hang ni anjing kot'
because dogs are a being that searches using
its smelling ability.
Quite harsh dont u think?

'sat sat Pocket, bagi aku check .. '
the guy who checked the part before was confirming
whether it is a valid reject or not.
Farid is a guy who joke alot, well he is also a friend
so that explained why both of us joke alot.
'haa tengok la, hang pusing pi la berapa kali pon,
tegha tu jugak.. shaining jugak... check lagu mana hang nih?'
half jokingly provoked. he didnt answered.
Yes we have a supplier customer relation,
when it comes to work, i keep my straight face
and do what i have to do.
keeping the pressure cooker hot.

since he was not answering, so i poke him on his stomach,
Poke! poke! poke!
he have those after married belly, the soft and bouncy
kinda flesh. the wife must be cooking him delicious meals.
'wei, sat la pocket.. aku nak konpom nii' chuckling smiling bitterly.
'nak kompom apa lagi, teghang dah..' n i poke him again,
Poke! Poke! Poke! 'wei.. jangan la wei, buat keja buleh dak?'
he is irritated with me poking.the smile faded
'elleeeh, buat keja konon, kalau hang buat keja benda shining macam
ni tak mai la, buat keja konon' and i poke him again.
Poke! Poke! Poke!
If there is a sound everytime i poke,
it'll be toing! toing! toing!!

'Wei wan, jangan la macam ni, jangan cucuk aku buleh dak,
aku tak suka la...serious nii.' it seems like he is nearing his edge,
i luv it like this, let him suffer, it is clear its his
problem and he is to be blame.

but i poke him anyway, poke! poke! poke!
'serious konon, pi mampuih la hang,
kalau hang serious buat keja, tak dak la...'
Paaannggg!!!
kena sedas kat pipi,cheh!! tak guna betul,
farid lempang pocket? buleh ka?
tak la sakit sangat, bunyi jer lebih,
tp malunyaaa!! dia yang buat salah,
Dia yang inspection tak betul,
pocket yang kena lempang?
adil ker?

Cheh!!bukan ada ka law about physical contact?
chilanat btul...