Sunday, June 22, 2008

68. Flirt III


now pocket...
u must remember the cat woman and her 'nak!' story right?
the story i'm about to tell u today happened before
her PettyCashForm story.
i hope this one is the finale but u never know...
lightning may strike.
there i was walking to the production floor.
Trying to get a completed car audio set disassembled.
reached the repair station and there she was standing there doing her work.
as far as i know her work would be
being beautiful.
being Cute
being deliciously attractive.
approached her, she smiled at me and i smiled back.
lets name her Ima, its easier for me to write.
'ima, ni nak mintak bukak set ni sat boleh?'
'ok, anything utk pocket, kasi ima tgk sat'
'umph douzo' i said handing the set to her, she verified the set and sighed.
'sorry ima tak leh bukak la, not authorized'
'lah yer ker, ima tak leh tulung bukak jgak ker, bukan nyer ado orang tgk pun'
'tak boleh!! nanti orang marah, ima tak mau bukak lah!!'
'alaaa... kalau ima tak bukak macam mana saya nak buat keja? Bukak la pleaseee.'
and then she caught it.
the whole conversation has just changed color to blue. But instead of stopping, she choose to ride the wave.
'ima bukan tak nak bukak, cuma tak boleh bukak kat sini lah' her smile giving more and more astraying message.
'abih kat mana ima buleh bukak?' pocket was so blunt, if he is a knife, u couldnt differentiate him from a block of wood.
'kat umah kiter buleh la, i can bukak, and stay terbukak, eheh' she paused and chuckled

'tapi kan...' she said with those husky and low voice.
keeping her voice down... half whispering.
Shrugging her shoulder placing her elbow on the table.
The elbow was near to each other.
One hand was supporting her chin and the other
was somewhat like caressing the table.
'tapi kan...' Blunt pocket just imitating her intonation.
'tapi kan.. u kena tanya husband i dulu!' smiling mischiefly...
'hehehe, kalau gitu sy cari cik kadir jer lah:D, dia mungkin authorized repairer kut :D' pocket said pointing both of his finger to Ima like Jerry McGuire.
Terrified. shocked. still smiling but with a slight grossness.
'OK Ima, daaaa...' pocket said as he was leaving.
Pocket left the scene of crime without even waiting for the catwoman to say good bye.
Praying to god, 'please dont let me stumble over her again' huhuhuuuuuuuuuu

There u go pocket...
the reason why i didnt wanna get involved with the catwoman,
u know those eerie feeling u feel on your neck after an encounter with a ghost or anything like it?... am feeling it right now.

25 comments:

Ayaq masak said...

First. Yeay.

Yeay.

Ayaq masak said...

Ok now the real comment. Hehe.

Soooooooooo...basically you're not attracted to her already? Or what? Husband tu husband betul ke atau cik kadir si bos itu?

Reading that conversation makes my otaku-ning ni menjadi aktif. HAHAHA. Buduh. I'm so not an otaku. :P Ning. :P

Pocket said...

ayaq M
lenkali nak kena taruk adiah la utk org yg dpt first.
BuahPala yg beli kat jetty ker:D

Yup, thanks for the soft teguran, by not introducing Mr Kadir, the readers would take it that Mr kadir is the husband.
No, Mr Kadir is not the husband, and i will add in the karangan above ayaq. Thanks :)

attracted?
i think being attracted or not is not the question really,
one can always attracted,
but what does one do about the attraction?
that is what important :)

Ayaq masak said...

I'd rather take chocolate than buah pala. ;)

Attraction...hmmmm I'd pursue it if I were you I guess. You know, curiosity kills the cat yadayada. :P

banji said...

nice piece :)

kan best kalau ada pic of this Ima (memancing)

~ mizzAmy ~ said...

~ owhh okeyh, now i knew why pocket tak moh ngorat that catwoman. :P ~

Pocket said...

Ayaq M
yup, curiosity always kill the cat.. the cat knows that...
but he kept on curios, why?

banji,
heh, thanks...
oh..no banji...
please do not memancing like dat...
heheh.. cause i just might:)
hahahah

Amy,
Yup amy, dats the story,
lady's just free to flirt like dat yah, we men never do such thing... once we're tied up, it'll be till death do us part ...
(Yer laaa tuuu... pocket sedang menyangkal kata kata sndiri :D)

Ayaq masak said...

Sebab sukatik ayam katik dia la kan nak curious ke hape. Haha.

MC said...

amboi..
terbukak sana sini..
ahahahaha

fairuzniza said...

aaaa apakah?

*garu2 kepala*

kenapa sy tak paham nih???

bendul said...

cayalah pocket..!! yacchae yacchae.!!

diya said...

err.. still kompius, apa yg ima takmo bukak tu ye? [sowi, diya lampi sket] :p

Pocket said...

AyaqM,
umph, sukatik ayam katik dia la kan,
sapo punya ayam katik tu ayaq?

MsChrome,
Hheheh, tak la terbukak sana sini,
bukak kat sana tak boleh kat sini, gitu gitu...
huhuuuuuuuuuu

FairuzNiza,
err... cik fairuzNiza tak paham karangan nyer ker?
komen komen kami?heheh

Bendul,
heheh, yachae tte..?
apo? ko niiiii...:D

Diya,
apa yang ima tak mo bukak tu?
memula pocket mintak dia bukak audio keter.
(Disassemble)
dia kata dia not authorized.
pocket beggin her to 'bukak' anyway.
'ala.. bukak laaa'
'tak boleh!!'
'alaa.. bukak laaa, ima baik kan'
'ima memang baik!! tapi tak boleh!!'
'alaaa.. bukak laaa..'
'taaaakkkk... booooleeeeeehhhh, lalala'

and then her mind wonder

Ayaq masak said...

Aku pun taktau la sapa punya ayam katik tu... Tuan punya ayam katik sila datang ke depannnn

Ayaq masak said...

And um pocket,

and her mind wAnders...not wonder...

Ko nak cakap pikiran dia melilau gi tempat laen kan? So yeah... ^^

EpaL c0keLaT said...

Bukak ade byk maksud :| no komen :|

fairuzniza said...

tak paham dua2..huhu..

Princess Liyana said...

alahai bro,bunga bkn sekuntum:)

Danisha said...

Nak repeat apa yang Pocket cakap kat Amy ni...

Yup amy, dats the story,
lady's just free to flirt like dat yah, we men never do such thing... once we're tied up, it'll be till death do us part ...
(Yer laaa tuuu... pocket sedang menyangkal kata kata sndiri :D)

MY COMMENT....
( sambil menggaru kepala yang tak gatal)

ya ka?.....

hehehehe

Annaster said...

I just loooooveee to flirt..
Hahahha..

ninadw said...

owh!

A t i Q a h said...

Haih. Gurauan orang-orang dewasa ni.. Ha ha ha.

Pocket said...

Ayaq,
Eh Ketua kampung tok kau plak yang kedepan...
ayam katik pak cik ker?

peh, terimakasih kerana membetulkan pocket yang tak pandai english nii...
eheh.. malunyaaa bila dibetulkan vocab dikhalayak ramai...

Epal C,
Bukak memang ada banyak maksud,
tp bila nak melalut tu... perkataan apo pun buleh dilalutkan...
tutup,
pegang,
lepas,
jalan,
masak,
eheh:D

FairuzNiza,
alahai...
pocket gagal menyampaikan mesej dengan susunan ayat dan gabungan perkataan.
tak per.. lenkali akan pocket usahakan dengan lebih baik:D

Liyana,
heheh,
bunga lain ado lagi yer tak?

Danisha,
ya ka?
tak tak tak...
pasal tu la pocket menambahkan ayat sangkalan dibawah tu...
'yer la tu' harus disebut dengan intonasi macam orang sebut 'yer la tuuuu' selepas mendengar paklah mengumumkan tiada kenaikan minyak lagi untuk 2008 :)

Anna,
Flirting is naughty,
naughtiness excites the mind,
exciting mind is good.
so flirting is good... tte buleh ker?

Atiqah,
Dewasa yang kebudak budak kan...
lagiiiii la tak berakal punya gurauan.
heheheh

Annaster said...

Hmmm..
Boleh atau tak depends la pada individual..
As long you know your limit, thats fine wit me I guess..
Just for fun , apa salahnya..
Aite??

=p

Princess Liyana said...

Betul bro..
banyak lagi bunga di taman. Pilih sahaja:)