Thursday, October 01, 2009

205. Gap of...

...Assumption
is where a situation created (Intentionally / accidentally)
letting people around u perceive wrongly.

never let anyone found u runing away from girls dormitory shirtless ..
obvious kan..
no one will ask u, 'what were u doing there? '
they'll just assume... and assume is.. Ass u and me
Ofcourse the real reason is u were fixing some gas
leak. a spark burnt your shirt leaving a 3rd degree
of burn on your body sending u running in pain.
Will people see the burn mark when they've stumble
upon u in your run? no
Its less obvious and less interesting from the fact
that u'r running away from getting caught of doing
'noti noti' stuff
humm humm

Never let anyone saw your wife with blue eyes.
People will not confront her, nor u for that matter,
There'll only be the policeman came knocking at your
door saying..'kami dapat report penderaan domestik
dirumah ini, nama saya farid, boleh encik beri
kerjasama?' showing his batch and his revolver.

The wife to a father of five found an sms in his
Husbands HP saying 'abang mai keja ari ni? Azi ada
problem nak kena bagitau'
-siapa azi yang panggil laki aku abang?amboi!amboi!
-problem apa yg nak bagi tau sampai tak tuleh dlm sms?
... was the question that will lead to serious
allegation when the actual story was...
azi tu jantan yg aww (Nama pnuh dia razif) keja sebagai
supplier utk wahid nak bagi tau QUality issue.

U go to a farewell party just to find karipap and
kueh chara with kopi ais as the food of the day but
u've paid the organizer 15 ringgit earlier.
-mana pi lagi pat blaih ringgit?
-hadiah kot, tp tak dak pun hadiah.
-organizer amik?
-organizer mkn!?
...was the question that will lead to serious
allegation when the actual story was...
lori nasi beriani kambin tu exsiden tebalik habih
makanan, nak buat baru tak dan dah, organizer
keluarkan duit sndiri bli karipap n kueh chara untuk
bagi majlis buleh jalan dulu.
Kopi ais was courtesy from the kilang canteen.
(Tapi sapa nak percaya?)
A girl cries 'habis macam mana dengan i!?' to a guy
in front of all the audience dat matter showing a half crying face.
-ada apa apa ka tuu?
-ada apa apa la tuuuuuu
-nombot berapa pulak tu?

Farid tell pocket infront of all the people in IQA dat MrBig Kirim salam.
-u tell me pocketeers,
u tell me

8 comments:

cHeRyNa PiReS said...

mr big kirim salam sbb mr big dok teringat kat pocket.

kalau dia tak ingat kat pocket, dia kirim salam kat org lain. contoh, dia akan kirim salam kat wife yang husbandnye dpt sms dari azi tuh:)

salam ni kan mendoakan kesejahteraan, maybe dia nak mendoakan kesejahteraan pocket:)

tp yang tuh assumption baik punye tau! bak kata pocket, baik sangka:)

dulu masa kat milk factory ada sorang manager sha panggil Mr Assumption. Jangan ada kes, macam2 imaginasi dia ada. Dahlah jaga security, buat pening kepala je.

"Maybe they have this complot with the supplier....." those were his favourite words...

yang bestnye boss percaya cakap dia! (cuba tanya mr big dia caya cakap sape?)

Siapa kata assumption tak bagus?

Assumption bagus utk mereka yang amik math dan add math:

KEBARANGKALIAN (syllabus zaman sha sekolah) atau macam syllabus budak2 sekarang - PROBABILITY.

* kenapa sha byk mengarut pg2 nieh;p

Super HaNa said...

hohohoho..mr big kim salam...
err....er.... er...
adakah dia straight???
ahahahahahaa

gurau je bang gurau!!!

ZARA 札拉 said...

Well, previously I tend to have some negative thinking as well. People stared at me and my brain will make some kind of weird and hard gymnastic just to think that those people think I'm hideous.

That's stupid, but I can't help myself for that kind of feeling etc.

But, to have positive assumption will be good for you bro.

Maybe he want to invite you to his open house? Who knows right?

Cheers bro!

bendul said...

aku andaikan mr big dah lama tak sedar kehadiran ko kat opis..

kena appeal lebih lagi kot..
(me myself made a terrible appeal to boss lately..)

nURmALa mAZLan said...

ala pocket..
lex arr
kem salam tu kan umpama bg salam dari jauh...jawab je la..waalaikumsalam..dapat pahala dah... ini yg baik nyer assumption tau..ahaha~

banji said...

I guess that is why there's the concept "Sangka Baik". And that is why there is no concept "Tiada sangkaan"

We can never run away from assuming things. But we can try our best to make the assumption as positive as possible.

Nice reminder bro..

Pocket said...

Sha,
heheh, dok tingatkan pocket kan,
tu yg takut tu.
kenapa la bigboss nak tingat kan kiter plak kan.
tp tak per, kita sangka baik.

hahahah... duk tak duk tergelak sorang sorang
bila baca sha bleh relatekan post pocket ni ngan
addmath tingkatan lima.

pas ni pocket harap ada la orang bleh relatekan ngan
pengamiran plak!!
wuhuu!!

zara,
thinking that self is hideous is normal for people,
i myself have the same problem till i reached tingkatan 2. Then it was narcisme juice that kicked in. Regardless of the white liquid dripping from my hair (Too much of code ten)
shirt drenched in the pouring rain,
i still waited for her in that roofless bus stand.
come to think of it, even if she did came, it wont be a date anymore... i'm all wet.

so zara, i have to refuse on that positive thing.
i am not just positive. I'm so narcisme where i think i am dang good looking in whatever state i am in:D
hahahahahah

HanaChan,
dia stret,
dia stret,
tp takut jgak..

tp dia stret dia stret,
eh?

Pocket said...

Bendul,
aku nak gi jumpak dia besok!!
bagi tau masaalah kacang pun tak per!!
heheh:)
dah tu obvious kan..
hummmmm....

NurmalaM,
dah jawab dah,
takkan tak mau jawab, cctv do ada :D

Banji,
btul tu
btul tu,

so apa apa hal pun,
less stressful kalau kita sangka baik kan. tak la pning pala memikirkan sgt.
:D

a reminder to me actually.