195. Sampai...

'ku membenarkan jiwaku tuk mencintaimu
ku persembahkan hidupku tuk bersama kamu
dan diriku.. untuk kamu..
belum pernah ku merasai begitu

semua itu telah berlalu, harapanku palsu
dan mungkin hari yg satu, terus ku tertunggu
dihatiku.. masih kamu
belum pernah ku ingin terus menunggu

aku lemah tanpa kamu
ku ingin mu dampingi ku..
aku fahami aku bukan terbaik tuk dirimu

sampai syurga ku menunggu
sampai syurga ku cintamu,
hanya satu
hanya kamu..'

-FaizalTahir - SampaiSyurga-

Okeh okeh, pocketeers,
Jarang jarang pocket post taruk lirik lagu puitis cenggini,
Selalunya idea idea bangang akan dapat masa berangan
diatas Ex5 ku sampai tak perasan yg tak der lampu
dua bulan dah, iyer iyer filantera, besok pocket gi betulkan.

Tp lately, pocket rushing, so kena concentrate masa naik
ex5 itu, tu yg tak leh nak berangan tu.. adehlaaaaaaaaaa

then 'why idea jiwang?' u might ask..
well pocket dpt satu sumber yg buleh mintak lagu
ngan virus free environment.
so antara lg lagu pondan lg cintan cintun yg pocket
'mintak' adalah lagu ni, faizalTahir - sampaiSyurga
among others which is...
bagaikan puteri - farra
hijau - zainal abidin
sheryfaLuna - il avait et mots (Thanks to zara for this)

why pocket post tentang lagu ni then?
paaaaasaaaaal,
Tajuk nyer merangkap chorus nyer 'sampai syurga' tu kan,
pastinya penulisnya nak sebut 'sampai mati' actuallynyer
tp since 'sampai mati' tak cantik nak wat tajuk lagu..
so ditukarkan lah ke .. 'sampai syurga'
baru lah sedap sket... ngan andaian kita masuk syurga dan
kalau gi syurga tu mesti lah mati kan... humm hummmmm
... what say u?

sekian random post pocket hahahaha...
kebelakangan ni random sangat kan. ^^

...Mati

194. Kenapa Post...

-Kerna sayang... ('Kerna' macam zaman P ramli nyer HangTuah dedulu..)
Kenapa Jeles?
-mungkin kerna sayang..
Obviously kalau zaman bebudak dulu,
cara paling mudah nak tau dia amik kesah pasal
kiter ker tak would be to make her jealous.
Works everytime but i personally not liking it that much.
Hate it to know that i was tested, perlu ker?
Tanyer jer tak leh ker?

Kenapa marah?
-pastinya kerna sayang...
Kalau tak, tak der la mama nak marahkan pocket
for going trackless in japan for 3 years.
no phone calls, no letter, no info or wind of
news to kampung.
Yes, logic la dia marah... tp pasal dia sayang.

So kalau ada sambadi yg suka sgt marah kat anda
tu, please consider yg dia sayang kan anda...
Mr Big? aaaa... no komen, sayang la kot.. huhuuu!!

kenapa rindu?
-kerana lama tak jumpa sayang...
Bila dah lama tak jumpa tu, memang la rindu.
Gambar and mail sajer la talian hayat, cam penyakit
yg kna amik ubat every two hours, rindu sangat
sampai sakit tulang rusuk, mcm hati membengkak,
(Err, filantera.. hati bengkak tu actual disease kan?)
Ever heard about those who kept the father or husbands
baju melayu for 'ubat rindu'?
Sound rediculous but i have seen a fully grown men
who sob in the middle of the night with a kain batik
in his hand.
Pathetic... is what u may say.
till u'r the one who merindu.

Tgk keternyer lalu pun dup dap dah hati (Bapak nyer yang drive poonnn)
Tgk bumbung rumahnyer pun dah rase cam nak senyum.
His name on the 1.5inch LCD of your HP with the ringing tone?
look out for the kipas angin kak.. cause u're levitating.
'Wingardium leviosa!!'


kenapa Harry potter?
-entah la sayang.... entah (Oh so random)

193. Manadeerrr...

Media media, (Sambil menggelengkan kepala)
bila dah jadi celebrity...
apa apa pun diorang buat cerita.
Ari tu dia bunuh lalat masa interview pun
diorang kaitkan sikap nya terhadap pengganas.
tindakannya terhadap pengganas juga diramalkan.
apaaa la kena mengena...

Sokong Obama?
Tak lah....
cuma tak sokong media..
yang memutarbelitkan fakta ikut suka kehendak yg memerintah.
atau kehendak yg perlu memerintah...
korang pernah jumpa ngan produk media tak?
maksud pocket produk media utama.
(Tiviketiga, ArTiEm dan lain lain)
Pocket pernah, duk umah tgk TiviKetiga jer..
abih sokong lah!!
baguuussss!! kata mereka,
Pass tu dlm bahasa melayu, lulus.
tp bg mereka... Pas tu tak lulus.
tok wan tak mai speech pun dikatakan
pasal internal pecah belah... ahaaaiiii...

So berbalik kepada Gambar, normal lah kan,
bukan nya dia buat salah pon,
kalau dia tgk ponggong lelaki tu jadi isu la jgak.
tp kalau camni kira sihat la:)

sama cam teori keter pocket..
explained in my post from 2007 by the title 'Cars'
tak salah kan? salah ker? salah yek?
manadeeeeerrrr..:)
(Penenangan diri sndiri utk pocket yg slalu buat salah)

192. Fan...

Untuk sesetengah yg tahu tentang pocket nyer ofis,
kitorang tak dibenarkan berinternet, n somehow comp
tu buleh mail jer, tp tak leh nak yahoo lg gugel...
Boring kan.. i know!!
Tp kelmarin, pocket telah mengantulkan satu budak
ofis yg illigally been checking the net, (Dia guna wifi modem n konnek ker mgr nyer broadband)
camana pocket kantulkan?
pocket terjumpak gambo gambo dari blog orang.
How do i know gambo gambo tu dari blog orang?
maybe gambo tu kengkawan dia bagi... btul jgak kan :)
There were some of familiar faces, nice n beautiful
stars in this land of blogging. kenal trus!! (Yer la kan, kiter pun peminat jgak)
And may i add, her collection was long and old.
Macam dari permulaan cerita dulu nuh!! huiyooooo

'gambo kakak tu kakak ni kan?'
'yer, sajer je amik...'
'tp ni gambo sexy dia ni, kenapa anda amik lak?'
Ohh.. i forgot to mention that she's a girl.
'knapa? tak normal ker? dia lawa apa.. i minat'
OK, kalau lelaki minat lelaki, memang pocket muntah
tp kalau pompuan minat pompuan pocket rase ok jer..
kenapa kan?
'apa yg u minat sangat tentang dia?'
'tak tau la, cerita dia tulus, dia laaaaawa sangat,
rase cam idola plak.. i wish i can be like her,
tp tak brani nak terlus macam dia,
sooo self confident, suker lah!!' katanya half smiling,
rolling that roller on the mouse showing her collection.
Ada terasa cam tgk muka remaja yg dpt duk
front seat konsert BekStritBoy jer muka nya...
'hummm, maa anyway.. gambor set hari tu kat maner?
pocket tukar tajuk buat macam her minat in blogging
does not interest me, tp sebenarnya nak ajer bg tau address pocket.

so untuk blogger yang star diluar sana... be proud... Stay indah
Pocket tak indah... (So tak leh nak menayang keindahan)
tp untuk yg indah indah tu...
anda adalah inspirasi untuk mereka yg kurang.
(Tp budak ofis pocket tu langsung tak 'kurang'lah)
yes, maybe along the way ada yg 'mulut-jahat'
Ignore them... sebab dlm 200, satu tu jer yg brani sikit
dlm anonymous nak say samting which was actually
a minor point.
So why bother? keep up the good work, and inspire people sis



In the end jd cam comment utk post Green Apple
kepada post nyer ThankYouReaders..
memang itu tujuan nyer pon

191. Brother...

...Why Bother?
As two men was walking, they've stumble upon this
teko just the same shape as u can see printed on
susu cam teko for teh tarik.

As usual, they rubbed the teh tarik.. eh silap,
they rubbed the teko and out a green geenie just
like what u see in that 'kopi kuat' comercial.
'apa mau?'cutting it short looking irritated.
'saya mau sok sek sok sek..' whispered the first guy.
'it will be done!' and off that guy to a distance
deserted island with nothing on but a coconut tree
and a vios parked just by the sea side. Hek ennee..
punya la buduh iklan tu tp berkesan.

'lu apa mau!?' say the genie to the second guy...
'saya mau titi emas dari putrajaya ke rumah saya kat Guar Chempedak'
POcket elaborated this request.. heheh
'aiiyaaa, latuk, kita mukan tak mau tolong haa..
tp zaman sekarang gawat.. mana wa mau cari emas itu manyak.
Ada request yang talak pakai duit sangat kaa..?'
replied the genie who started to look like an apek jual
durian already.

'hummm,ok, tak pakai duit kaa..?
saya mau memahami isi hati wanita!!' screamed the second guy.
the genie think a bit, computing how can he do it,
what kind of spells needed, any rare item required,
and finally he said..
'itu titi hoo, berapa karat mau?
kita kira satu lane saja cukup la hoo,
u sorang saja mau naik kan.. bla bla..
mau pakai motor ka keta punya?'
heheheh, a joke i've heard previously,

The moral was suppose to be,
'No spells nor any magic like those they do in
HeriPoter or the one u can see from that tv series charm..
can make men understand woman like how they want us to.
so why bother?
When there's so many 'non-bothering' thing in this world...

men dressing like girls everynow and then,
why bother?
girls dressing like boys everywhere, but no one bother..
The McD's Very important Guest limit has increased to Rm20.. that's bothering.
Kempen boikot barangan 'mereka' was hot once,
but now anyone bother?
Oh brother why do we even bother? :)

Puing Puing !!!

190. Luv...

The day my comp was admitted to the PC Depot at SP
the other day, was the day i had that KFC fiery Crunch
with filantera. i definitely think it is not that hot.
We were talking and out of the blue,
comes the question about love... (Camana la tu kan?)

the stori goes like this, (Am cutting it short of course)
plato asked his teacher, what is luv?
the teacher told him to go through a flower field and
pick the best flower but he must never turn back.
Making u turns or going back to the first rack like
what we use to do in shopping mall.
Plato went and come back with nothing on his hand.
'Why didnt u take any?'
'because i've found one, but left it cause i tot there
will be better, and i found nothing more'
Sad and frustrated thinking that
'i should have taken that red one'
'Now that is luv' answered the sifu.
(I can't remember wether he did explained to me the sifu's answer or not... )
Heheh, now if that is luv, then definitely all men in
the world will end without his true love by his side.
Having regrets through out his life,
thinking...
if only i had the courage back then... or
if only i didnt freaked out that day and shouted at her...

But really, if u have a friend who's also a salesgirl.
turns out that she's not that bad,
u hang out with her more than u do with your family,
u come to care for her likewise she is caring for u,
after 9 months, u think that she's the one...
but u've met another pretty new girl in town who are
the receptionist of some clinic.

Now if u pop the question to the salesgirl,
she'd be your wife the next 4 month or so
(Considering that u have somewhat 24K in your savings of course)
But if u spend another 9 months more knowing
the receptionist and then pop her the question...
she might be your wife 4 month after that....

so which do u choose?
the receptionist? or the salesgirl?
choose the receptionist...
she might turn out to be a vegetarian who think that
she's always right (all woman are anyway) and keep on
comparing your family and hers.
trying to justify her act of queen control.
then choose the sales girl!! u know her 'hatibudi' already!!



Here plato was, on the flower field holding a red rose
glancing to a purple orchid right down the road,
just a few more step forward.
Thinking.. should it be this one or that.

muiiii muiiiiiii

189. WorthTheTrip..

..??
'sup kambing dia, nallaa punya baguih, isi berbukit bukit, camni haa besaq nya mangkuk'
he said showing a handgesture describing the bowl as big as a helmet.
A mamak he is, give him mee, toge and egg.. dan dia akan 'goreng'
'n jangan lupa pekena susu kambing dia, pooh!!



Seperti yg anda buleh tgk kat peta tu, jauhnyeee..
pocket yg duk kat penang jgak pun rase cam jauh,
inikan plak anda yg duduk kat sungai petani. humm humm.
tp pocket gagahkan juga.
ngan harapan nak minum susu kambing yg kononnya besh sangat,
peckat sangat. original sangat tu.
pocket sampai dan parking, amazed with the pondok
they're having here and there that works as a
personal table for the customer.
if only i'm here during the night, the lighting,
the suasana... it'll be quite interesting.
But what about nyamuk? No comment.
the place was filled with bau kambing.. tgk punya tgk.
ada kandang kambing berhampiran.. ooo .. patutla
diorang bukak restoran nii.. mcm dgr jgak bunyi itik.
so ada la menu itik disini kot

according to the waiter,
the serving time is from 10am to 2 am.. seriously..
i cant imagine how to get out of the place at 2 am.
lampu jalan pun tak der..
mahu langgar kambing orang on the way out tu kang.

ordered sup kambing, kailan ikan masin, telur dadar,
nasi puteh dua. ok lah kan.. nak order apa lagi?
ikan siakap ? ngan gulai itik tak pun gulai batang pisang?
peh tu bukan perut orang tu, prut jin.
air suam nyer sampai dulu,
then susu kambing nyer, sayang seribu kali sayang pocketeers.
gambo nyer jd corrupted plak, kalau tak bleh pocket tunjukkan
gambo nyer. punya la besh!! punya la 'kambing'!! punya la original..
definitely a reason for me to revisit.
(Filantera and bendul,jom jom!!)

Thaaappppiiiii..
sup kamin nyer biaaaasaaaa sangat and sejuk plak tu (Kna mintak reheat lagi)
now what does that tells u? sup kambing yg dah di masak dari
tahun lepas tak abih abih diorang pakai re heat n refill daging masuk jer.. hoh!!
kailan ikan masin nyer? pocket pernah mkn yg lebih sdap.
ngabih kan minyak datang jer dari jauh.. telur dadar?
tak nakkomen lah, apa sgt nak komen? berminyak?
tak der rase? tak fluffy? tu jer la kan.

n look at the volume of the sup kamin.
makan kat mamak nasmir pun sama besor nyer..
memang mamak yg citer kat pocket tentang tpt tu pun pandai goreng.
besar helmet konon. hoh!! n they charge 6 ringgit for the recycled soup!! ooii!!
daging dlm tu banyak kot? (U might say..)
let me put it this way,
ada peluang untuk sudu anda tak menangkap isi dalam skali cedokan.

conclusion:
Dari menu yg pocket order, tpt ni tak besh langsung!!
tak besh sampai kalau ada yg tanya camana nak gi,
pocket akan kater..'jangan la pegi'
diorang pulun sangat kat tempat n keindahan kot...
sampai kualiti makanan bersepah, semak lagi tak terjaga.
tp susu kambing nyer sedap.
ada menu kambing grill yg pocket tak try lg.
gulai itik nyer pun belum..
so yes, pocket akan gi skali lg...
sapa nak ikut?

188. StupidArgument

Sudah pun ari ahad.. tp matahari belum bangun...
dia tgh menyinari hujung hujung alaska kot la ni.

Some of stupid argument i've been having...:
1)Mengorek bijih (Atau korek taik idung) tu buruk beno ghopenyer, pengotor!!
(Ala ala os yg mengacara rancangan 'apakehalnya' suarasa minggu lpas)
memang bughuk, perbuatanyer bughuk, tp korang pernah jumpa ker
nugget of tahik idung lying around your house? on the floor or on the desk?
tak pernah kan?(Yg terpalit kat dinding toilet tu lain... tu simply jahat)
so kotor? bila masa plak mengotorkan?
(But then again, i dont wanna shake the hand of the uncle who have just 'dig')

2)A man who's smiling with his eyes shut is reminscing
luv moments and might as well be in love.
'haaa.. hang senyum senyum sambil nak tidoq tu,
aku tau dah!! nak dpt menantu cucu dah aku tak lama lagi'
kata maktuk sambil isap cerut.
'loh ke situ plak maktuk nii' kata pocket menepis.
Salah!! salah!! salah!! salah!! banyak jgak citer lawak yg berlaku masa
keja or masa jalan jalan,
Tgk apek amik lep kat BM terjun kepala dulu selepas dilanggar keter peronda polis.
Tgk orang puteh yg ikat anak diorang cam anjing kat KLIA
Tgk kakak yg melatah ketakutan selepas trolley yg dia 'drive' melanggar MrBig...
Kot yer pun kakak... dalam ramai ramai orang kat kilang, jgn la langgar Tuan Director.
Hoi!!

3) Blogging ni pun ada musim nyer, n now i'm in the low tides.
Yes, i guess i am... but who's to blame? (Simply tak nak ngaku punya sindrom nih!!)
Previously i have TM to blame... but now they've done the best deal..
Blaming my 'irihati' at bendul for getting more nafneng money than
i am now is simply childish...
I gues i am on the downturn...
lets just hope i pick up again fast...
ahaaaiiiii

187. SeasonalTreats...

...dalam bahasa melayunyer aper, pocket tak tahu..
hidangan bermusim?

satu tika dulu masa pocket kechik kechik,
masa tu P.Ramlee pun dok muda lagi belakon 'HangTuah'. (Tipu! Tipu! Tipulah!!)
Murtabak hanya keluar masa ramadhan,
begitu juga kueh pelita dan buah melaka.
Kami tak pernah beli buah melaka dulu dulu...
kami buat jer sndiri, slalu nyer sampai jgak
2-300 biji gitu gitu, tugas pocket lah nak gi
bedak bedak kat umah berdekatan, Makcik tazah,
makcik pidah, tok teh (Nenek nyer D2)
Punya la jadi kebiasaan, sampai pocket masih
terasa yg buah melaka hanya buleh makan masa bulan posa.

Tp skrg ni, apa apa pun dijual bila2pon sepanjang tahun.
Murtabak? ada pasar malam, pasti ada murtabak.
buah melaka? pepagi pun diorang jual kat Bndr Perda tu.
Ketupat? certain restaurant serving em as breakfast.
mana buleh!! ketupat kan makanan musim perayaan?
mana buleh makan masa lain..
atau keistimewaan nya hilang nanti,
bebaru ni jumpa lemang pun diorang jual jgak...
pocket tak der impact sangat ngan lemang ni,
pasal seumur idup pocket yg tak la panjang sangat lagi ni,
br skali pak ngah pocket wat kat kampung. beli pun jarang.
mcm dah cecah tigapulohan ni br merasa kot.
so apa lg lepas ni? Bubur lambuk di bulan jamadilakhir
dan bubur syura sebagai sarapan ker?
Dodol definitely lost its speciality anymore,
since u can always buy em in melaka or some
other tourist location.

tp apa yg buleh kita buat utk menukar penyakit sebesar ini?
apa kata kita boikot lemang di bulan rejab nii,
apa kata kita boikot ketupat di pagi hari itu,
Lets eat murtabak only when its ramadhan.
n then just maybe, people will stop selling them,
and starts to go back to the basic.

ramadhan will have murtabak scent all over Malaysia,
Air Katira from the south, buah melaka for rumah jiran jiran,
n not to forget bubur lambuk:)
returning the icon to its rightful season.
not only for food... for others too!!

for instance... contohnya.. err, aaaaaaa...
sekarang ni musim aper yer?
musim masuk skolah? musim memburu?
mungkin musim bercinta...
ferero roshe, red roses n new shirt scent.
clean socks n expensive cofee, candle lit dinner maybe :)
eyebag for not sleeping enough to talk to him,
aching left ribs for missing her too much,
smiles that goes for miles
Even after the phone calls and not to forget...
Phone bills that's rediculously charged.

186. I Wonder...

pocketeers,
Usually i'll be posting stories that have double meaning,
satire in my own way, my deepest desire towards something (Usually forbidden)
my ideas about something that most people think its
unnecessary to even mention the title here.
Trying to change the big world with my little effort (though i know its not working)
but today.. It is simple and direct:)Have u guys ever played this game?
If only i know how to put a link here in my blog, u guys can download it out,
since i dont, raise your hand up and give me your mail add... i'll try to send u
the file :)
its where u shoot pedestrians who walks in and out of this building here..




Shoot em on the head and they'll drop dead
with blood shooting up. heheh








should u missed them and hit the leg, they'll try to crawl out of the line of fire... but







u can end their misery by shooting them again:)
Love the hand effect thing.. as if calling out
'Noooo!!!' heheheh






if u miss the head and shot the hand instead...
he'll be able to walk himself out.. slightly faster
from crawling ofcourse..





they still drop dead if u put another one at the Hip
or their torso.. hahahah

Looking at how they fall is...
'entertaining'




Change your gun and shoot them out to pieces!!
This can be done by pushing the number 3 button just like what u can see at the second photo:)
it'll be fun to see the parts spreading out like broken manekin. heheh




If u'r not satisfied with that, u can always blow the head out just for the fun of it. Plus!! u get extra time (I think)

Now lately i'm enjoying this game quite alot.
When i'm in the office ofcourse, in the crib, its
mousehunting time!!

i wonder why...
July is shooting season?
July is hunting season?
Men in July is prone to violence?
hummm .. I wonder why?

185. MH...

Yess yess, pocket tahu,
memang dah lama..
memang pocket ketinggalan zaman..
apa nak wat,
Fesbuk pun baru sngt berkecimpung.
nak wat camana... bila org layan,
pocket tak tingin sangat nak layan,
then bila org dah abih layan dah.
Baru nak terkedek kedek tanya..
camana nak layan tuu?

fesbuk punya la lama dah kat
donia ni, sampai henpon pun dah
bleh online ngan fesbuk, pocket
baru jer start may gitu gitu kot.
ahaaaiii...

Baru dua tiga minggu buat maushan
ni pun, bila filantera dah pun ada
sejuta points dah!!
bilamana dia start somewhat late 08!! oi!!
(Pocket salahkan mereka yg tidak memberitahu ku)
Anyway... marilah layan,
baru lah pocket tak rasa cam i'm the only newbie
here in the land of the maus.
I see that atiqah pun layan jgak, tp maybe dia
dah cant see what's the fun in it anymore, so dia
tak active dah for 4 months, hummm understandable.
memula pasti boring,
nasib baik filantera n banji inject gold sket...
kalau tak.. duk pakai sticky glue lg la pocket..
ahoooiiii...

kengkawan yg ada fesbuk,
moh maus han jom... kita wat hunting party!!
Bendul!! ko of all people mesti masuk!! aku tak kira...!!
aku kasi gold sket, buat permulaan:) heheheh
(Mcm skim cepat kaya plak hheheh)

184. TipuLah!!

korang pernah menipu tak?
Humm, pocket pernah, banyak kali!!
tp ada sebab dan musabab nyer...
pcket tak kata tindakan pocket tu baik,
tp setakat nak selamatkan diri masa keja
tu banyak jgak. takper, nanti mintak mahap balik..
kat sini kekadang untuk nak menyelamatkan kampeni,
certain orang kena menipu. sekali menipu,
kena trus menipu, terus terus sampai la bila bila.
unless terkantul.
Contoh?
karipap punya kulit thickness patut control at 2mm.
tp sebab nak pakai certain ubi utk inti,
kami kena kontrol at 3mm, kalau tak koyak.
Kami tipu customer yg kami buat 2mm,
customer datang audit,
'oo control at 2mm yer? bleh tgk data utk setahun production?'
'boleh!!' ngan menghulurkan satu fail data yang
di cipta hanya untuk penipuan.
'humm, bagus.. bleh kita try skali?
yg dlm production hari ni camana?'
'bleh!!' ngan membawa ke production yg tgh buat 2mm,
'bleh saya measure satu?'
'bleh!!' handing him the calipher.
'ok, yg ni WIP (Work in Progress) part, finished goods?'
'bleh!!' sambil membawa ke coldstore.
'saya nak bukak kotak ini dan measure buleh?'
'bleh!!' sambil ngan yakin nyer membuka kotak
yg memang sure thickness nyer 2mm.
The whole rack was filled with 2mm
karipap just for the show.

yes, kami menipu.. kalau dia mintak nak goreng satu,
kami akan goreng yg 3mm punyer..
sebab kalau goreng yg 2mm surely koyak.
to that extend our show was. how about that?

tp itu dlm kilang, kat luar pun ader jgak kan..
keep on menipu yg sndiri budak grad univ,
Tp tak tahu apa itu penaakulan mantik, bila org tanya tgk titanic,
dok cerita.. masa kat um dulu, tgk ngan member kat rex depan kotaraya,
walhal sndiri tak pernah gi rex tu.. siap tahu nama cikgu hassan yang
tembam sikit and walk funny. all base on friends story. Desperate kan?

keep on menipu yg sndiri penggila pancing, 'kelelakian' lah kunun,
Fresh water fish poster pasted in the toilet. (Nak bagi ingat nama ikan..)
can go 2 hours straight jabbering about fishing rod
base on what he can memorize from the book 'fishing for dummies'
Kantul bila sndiri sangkut mata kail dan menangis tak tahu nak tanggalkan.

keep on menipu yg 'i hate u' sebab nak cover perasaan sndiri,
dia tak datang kelas..'senyap sikit hari ni dia tak der,
moga moga besok pun aman gini, dia gi mana yer?'
making revolting face like hating his existence.
tp actually tertanya tanya, dia sihat ker?
'farid demam..'
'umph!! memoga dia terus demam, mati trus pun tak per'
saying out loud but deep inside thinking of the ingredients
of chicken soup and how to give it to him without making a
scene.

tp pastinya akan sampai satu ketika... kita sndiri pun tak tahu lg,
yg mana satu tipu, yg mana satu bohong, yg mana satu rasa hati
yg tulus lagi benar.
so am i a univ grad? well, there's this paper that u can use as a proof..
am i a fishing enthusiast?sangkut mata kail dan nangis macam budak cukup dah kot?
do i hate u? yes i do, wait!!? no i dont?