Wednesday, July 22, 2009

191. Brother...

...Why Bother?
As two men was walking, they've stumble upon this
teko just the same shape as u can see printed on
susu cam teko for teh tarik.

As usual, they rubbed the teh tarik.. eh silap,
they rubbed the teko and out a green geenie just
like what u see in that 'kopi kuat' comercial.
'apa mau?'cutting it short looking irritated.
'saya mau sok sek sok sek..' whispered the first guy.
'it will be done!' and off that guy to a distance
deserted island with nothing on but a coconut tree
and a vios parked just by the sea side. Hek ennee..
punya la buduh iklan tu tp berkesan.

'lu apa mau!?' say the genie to the second guy...
'saya mau titi emas dari putrajaya ke rumah saya kat Guar Chempedak'
POcket elaborated this request.. heheh
'aiiyaaa, latuk, kita mukan tak mau tolong haa..
tp zaman sekarang gawat.. mana wa mau cari emas itu manyak.
Ada request yang talak pakai duit sangat kaa..?'
replied the genie who started to look like an apek jual
durian already.

'hummm,ok, tak pakai duit kaa..?
saya mau memahami isi hati wanita!!' screamed the second guy.
the genie think a bit, computing how can he do it,
what kind of spells needed, any rare item required,
and finally he said..
'itu titi hoo, berapa karat mau?
kita kira satu lane saja cukup la hoo,
u sorang saja mau naik kan.. bla bla..
mau pakai motor ka keta punya?'
heheheh, a joke i've heard previously,

The moral was suppose to be,
'No spells nor any magic like those they do in
HeriPoter or the one u can see from that tv series charm..
can make men understand woman like how they want us to.
so why bother?
When there's so many 'non-bothering' thing in this world...

men dressing like girls everynow and then,
why bother?
girls dressing like boys everywhere, but no one bother..
The McD's Very important Guest limit has increased to Rm20.. that's bothering.
Kempen boikot barangan 'mereka' was hot once,
but now anyone bother?
Oh brother why do we even bother? :)

Puing Puing !!!

9 comments:

Annaster said...

Agreed! serba serbi nk bother!

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sweet-girlicious said...

no one bother sebab semua malas bothering kekeke

nURmALa mAZLan said...

aha kan...
aritu bukan main lagi boikot sana sini
tp skang sumer cam dah luper diri je
ahahhaa~ biasa la
melayu mudah lupa =P

*SiRibenMerah said...

hehehe.. better this way.. no one bother so we just go with the flow...
rite??

izzati fuad said...

it's called responsibility.

why do people keep complaining about how hard it is to understand woman? man is hard to understand too, but we do not complain. kan? hihi

Mrs Shaka said...

cik ben...stuju eh ngan kamo! teh tarikk satuuuuu :P

Pocket said...

Anna,
kan, suma nak kacau..


Fiona,
maleh dah yek? tp dulu suma orang kisah?

NurmalaM,
tu la, skrg ni...
samer jer McD tu duk bisnes,
pocket tgk ramai jgak org kita gi Stabak..
camner?

Ben,
go wit the flow...
yes, suma org amik SPM, kita pun amik SPM...
n then univ,
n then keja,
yes yes, the flow :)

IzattiFuad,
oh! man is so easy to understand.
when we say yes.. it mean yes :)

not like u gal, when u say 'fine'
it means 'sudahlah!!' heheheh
(Ayat ayat provoke)

heheh, jangan maraaa:D

MrsShaka,
siap!!
teh tarik!!
ikkosan (Singgit tiga puloh!!)

green apple said...

aku baru lepas mentekedarah spicy chick mc deluxe semalam, jgn buat aku rasa bersalah wehhhh