Monday, August 13, 2012

567. Roti le Stor


pocketeers,
Story are history,
from history u'll learn that decision must not be
made base from your friends decision. yes u can
take their opinions but do not follow them just
because they choose so. history tells u those, and u follow.
failure to follow actually causes your neck.

story are history,
that was meant to be told again and again so that the
words will be etched on the wall of your sticky and
wet brain that stupid enough to maki her to the extend
of no forgiveness.
'u penipu! I hate u! if u ever got married after this,
Sure as heaven and hell your hubby will lie to you about
his 'other-wife', and so will your offspring lying to you
about their early sex when they're just 13.. and then ..
13years from now, u will remember me with this words...
all because of u lied to me today,
I will delete your handphone no right after this hoping
that U will never contaminate my air with your lying
breath.hoh!!'
moral: jangan maki orang belebih lebih sangat okeh..

Story are history,
to be written down so that u can let new generations
people know about how a person is, how do u think
we ever came to know about our RasulAllah?
tru the story told and written, read and reread for us to know.
Story about pak sahak, maktuk's daddy,
who was born in penang and left the island due to
family feud. kalau la pak sahak tak tinggalkan
Penang, pocket mungkin ada tanah sikit disana sekarang.
pergh!! kita jual n beli bot jom?
buleh mancing kat kenyir ngan speed boat sndiri!
fuiyoo!!

story are history,
stori a histeri
sroti la isteri..
seroti lai steri
se roti le stor
laa dah jadi roti plak? tak paham pocket

itu dia intro untuk minggu terakhir sebelum shawal,
kengkawan dah beli mercun dah? tak yah beli..
bakar duit jer suma tu. baik wat makan :D

7 comments:

HEMY said...

hahaha..terlalu sastera ni poket..dengan perut kosong wa..wa takleh hadam ni..tapi apa pun mercun best kalau bukan aku yg beli.tp just main je

Akue Achik said...

quite blank.. huhuu..ni psal history ke psal maki ni?konpius..huhu

tadak mercun.. :( tp blik nnt bli kot..wahahaha

SimplySeoul said...

i ran out out of story...=_= how?

Cha said...

jual tanah beli bot je ke? hehe =P

lelakisemalam said...

macam faham dam macam tak faham...hehe

zieyzain said...

=)

anamizu kaito said...

err...errr.. err.. dah bukak posa.
dah makan murtabak tadi.. tp
mcm kurang dpt tangkap la..huk3 =P


err tak berani beli mercun.
ABAH marah nanti.hehe