542. GiveAway Winner iss....

Hey hey!
Pocketeers,
Untuk bakal pemenang sekalian,
Jangan buat apa apa lagi,
Terus gi komen dulu!
‘Saya pung! Saya pung!’
And describe when did u did your post
about your blood donation.

So dah komen?
Okeh.. mari kita teruskan ngan post sebenar.
Seperti yang kamu tahu,
pocket gi derma darah lagi.
lepas hantar maktuk gi klinik,
pocket terus bergegas ke spital yan
yang ada la secawan teh tarik jer jaraknya
 dari umah pocket.
(Measurement begini menyatakan, kalau la pocket
dok minum teh tarik kat belakang keter.
By the time teh tarik tu abis,
sampai la gak ke spitalnya..heheh)

tak tunggu lama dah, trus ke tempat nak derma darah
tu sambil memegang buku merah didada.
supaya senang nampak tujuan kita.
'Assalamualaikum!'
'waalaikumsalam, derma darah yer bang? isi borang ni yer'
tak sempat nak ngorat misi lagi, trus diarahkan
penderma ni ke tempat mengisi borang.

langkah langkah yang lain, pocket takyah citer.
cuma part yg besh adalah...
abang 'runner' ni dok pegang kunci keter sambil
 menunggu disebelah katil.
pocket heran la gak.. tanya la kan.. 'Lu apa cer?'
'ohh abang punya darah (He meant pocket's blood) 
dah terbukti tak der masaalah dalam rekod kami, 
so buleh pakai terus! ni ada orang kat alor setar 
tengah menanti darah abang sekarang ni..
ni yang sayer dok tunggu ni.'

pergh!! darah ku ditunggu tunggu!
selama ni tak deer pun orang nak
tunggu pocket yg meninggalkan
perasaan positive.
Negative banyak la kan.
tunggu pocket masa dating.
(sebab lambat)
tunggu pocket siapkan keja?
haa yg ni banyak.
tunggu pocket post citer kat
ToMyPocket ni?
lagi la tak der rasenyer...

tp kali ni pocket ditunggu!
Terasa besh plak pocket ditunggu,
dengan nyawa dipertaruhkan,
pocket ditunggu!
dengan harapan yang ada donor,
darah pocket ditunggu!
peh.. terasa besh :D

541. Kenapa Karipap Kenapa!?

pocketeers,
kebelakangan ni pocket jarang update,
dulu azam tahun baru nak cecah 300 post
for 2012, tapi kalau camni gayanya..
100 post for 2012 pung tak sampai agaknya.
almaklum lah.. balik balik GA.
balik balik GA.
Sila refer 531. U Jump, I Jump. Sempat lagi nih!!

heheheh:)

kenapa?
well memang la ianya akan terdengar bagaikan alasan
semata mata.. macam budak noti disuruh beli sayur,
pulang sejam kemudian peluh peluh kata anjin ligan
dan duit abih suma cicir..
iyoo lah tu, anjin ligan la sangat ^^

alasan pocket adalah,
pocket tukar department kat kilang ni, naik pangkat? tak...
just simply diorang tukar jobscope pocket.
kejam kan?
i mean, kita dok pulun cop kotak dekat lima tahun dah,
sampai pocket jadi pandai n dah buleh stabilkan diri
dok cop kotak...daaaahhh diorang ubah gi tempat lain.
(tapi deep inside i know they want me to shine)
So sekarang ni busy la sikit, almaklumlah la .. keja baru.

keja apa?
lets say that pocket nyer kilang ni buat karipap.
Dulu pocket jaga tepung yang masuk,
ubi punya delivery-in or dagin tu elok ker tak..
sekarang pocket disuruh gi jawab ngan kastemer,
kalau kalau ada komplen kata kaki lipas dikesan
dalam karipap... or karipap goreng tak masak..
or ada yang kulit tekoyak n isi tekeluar.
Pocket kena jawab report kater
Containment Action :
Sort out all the karipap in the store, mark with green dot.
method of checking....
Xray for the kaki lipas using EQX2320 Xray machine.

Part No : KPD 1244 M 

Part Name : (Karipap Pusing Dagin Medium )

Defect : Pusingan tak cukup, patutnya ada 49 line, yang ni ada 42 saja.

ohh.. keja susah ni beb!!
dulu buleh la belagak..
agak agak awek dari supplier tepung tu tak layan,
buleh buat belagak rijek tepung diorang..
in the end awek tu kena layan kita untuk
3 temujanji.
'I nak makan udang dengan u, 
kalau tak.. tepung u nanti i rijek 18 lot!!
bukan susah sangat nak cari kutu dlm 
tepung tu, inspector i buleh jumpak punyaa'
(Jahat kan... i know)

sekarang ni tak leh dah la.
orang lain la plak belagak ngan kita.
suruh kita buat macam macam..
ohh hope that there is a cute and young customer
yang nak buat benda yg sama kat pocket kembali.
jangan kan 3 temujanji dik,
16 pung abang usahakan :D heheheh (Gattaall!!)

so pocketeers, gitu lah alasan nya kenapa
kebelakangan ni tak post sangat.
Tengah dok biasakan diri ngan tempat baru.
harap tempat ni besh la...
harap tempat ni besh laa...
harap tempat ni gaji nyer besh laaaaa...

540. Fly Fishing

Pocketeers,

There is one method of fishing that is called 'FlyFishing'
This method is just another method, nothing special about it.
Its just like the variance of how u like your eggs, poached?
sunny side up? scrambled or suku masak? simply kukus ngan budu?
pergh!!

the definition is ... (Taken from Wikipedia of course)
...is an angling method in which an artificial 'fly' is used to catch fish.
The fly is cast using a fly rod, reel, and specialized weighted line.
Casting a nearly weightless fly or 'lure' requires casting techniques
significantly different from other forms of casting.
Fly fishermen use hand tied flies that resemble natural invertebrates
or other food organisms, or 'lures' to provoke the fish to strike.


...or what ever that was suppose to mean,
anyway!!
what interest me was they're not using real bait.
they're using 'lure' or what they call as ...
'...HandTiedFlies that resemble natural invertebrates...'
not to lie to u pocketeers,
but some of the flies are quite pretty :D

Lawa camana pun... still!! menipu la kan..
tipu ikan kater...
'haaa!! sila mai sila oooi mai besila, 
yang jauh mai dekat, 
yang dekat teruih sentap'
sedap kalu mai la lagi,
tak cukup nasi, ghoti kami bagi,
ajak abang, ajak adik,
lagi ghamai, lagi canteek,
bukan nak muhong bukan nak cerita,
niin dia mai, seddap punya dok ada!!'
(With a bit of 'Shaddah' at the 'D' in 'sedap')

I guess that is it about man,
they just cheat their way to get what they want,
to 'eat' what they want,
the be happy in what they're doing..
and if it was a tournament,
to win.

Ohh... Lied to anyone lately pocketeers?
I know i did... ohhhh

539. I Know What U Are Doing....

You!!
I think I know what U'r trying to do.
U are trying to bend our mind and let us think
like how U think.
yeah maybe people didnt realize it yet... but
I know and I'm going to tell on you, its like
when we're still at darjah dua, one guy is
doing something notty and another is
singing...
'tak tau! tu diaa.. bagi tau cikgu!!'

First of all U give us hot girls with obvious
cleavage and nice legs.. of course, its like a
synonym with girls with nice legs, they
usually have flawless skin and pointy nose.
of course we'll be 'kechik tapak tangan nyiru
kami tadahkan.'
Cant blame me, I'm just an ordinary guy
by putting those beautiful chics in outfit with
weigh less then 40grams (The material is less U see)
Girls in Malaysia also starting to wear like u showed
us to. Ohh the deceive.

Yeah yeah I know, U've also given us hot guys
also, with strong jaws and butt chin. but I'm
not gonna elaborate on guys right?
ok.. moving on the the next point :D

Then U've given us the lifestyle.
A lifestyle where guys coming into girls room
without even knocking. Where guys come into
his neighbor's house to eat and spendin time.
Remember that miniseries 'Friends'?
chandler was always my favorite.

but back then the 'SOX' thing was less
but now.. mak aih.
they just say it out loud just because they
have the '18SX parental guide needed' licence.
(I know u know 'How i met your mother')

Oh talking about lifestyle,
U've also showed us the misleading lifestyle
where girls are allowed to stay with three
guys and living the fantasy life of every
little kid in the world. Oh not only that
she's cute and hilarious, she also have a hot
friend 'Cece' waaaahhhh...
Its a fantasy every kid would love to have
when they've grown up.
(New Girl with zooey deschanel.. pergh comel dia tu)

..and U also thought us to accept gay in
our community like its not a sin.
Nowadays, gay and transgender is
just as normal as a broken traffic light in
Butterworth. (Glee with kurt hummel and Santana... )

Yes i'm 'open-minded' too...
I'm so open-minded that I got the chance to stayed
with girls house-mate for 3friggin years!!
413. ThatWasThen...
but I'd say that I'll be just as 'closed-up'
like my grandmother if it was not because of u.

Thanks to you TV, astro and the cahnnel 711,
the whole media if I can say.
if it was not because of U,
I may not know... how to kiss!! ('MAY' ok... bukan pasti lagi)
seriously pocketeers, if it was not because of the media,
do u think boys in malaysia be kissing girls on the lips?
(Eh! kitab karma sutra ada citer pasal camana nak kiss tak?)

Lets just say that we're still living like our
grandfather who still believe in bulan mengambang
and air pasang. No tv.. no crappy majalah 'mempelam'
Would we be as open as we are now?
boys will be shivering just by the touch of girls skin.
and not like nowadays....

So i'm going to tell on u,
u are the devil who tricked our mind.
who made us think the way we are now.
who are the one to be cut-off if we wanna solve
this problem of social issues.
U media!! u are the cause.


but then again, to whom should I tell U to?
ohh...

538. Post Boring Malam Sabtu

Pocketeers,
post ini berkenaan dengan GiveAway pocket yang
nampak gayanya tak bersambut sambut tu.
tak per.. akan ku usahakan lagi :D
ini baru permulaan, lagi 100 kali lagi inshaAllah.
tu pun kalau pocket masih lagi blogging lagi 25 tahun
lah..
ish, dah tua tu.. bebawak la gi surau ker mengaji
ker dari dok melayan bebudak mudah punyer
penulisan rapu...

oh pocket.. i prefer twisties in my free time rather then
nasik lauk la. Nak baca 'nasik lauk' yang berkhasiat
lagi baik untuk tumbesaran, sila baca berita harian okeh :D
tu pun kena 'perisi' jgak (Kata orang utara)
pasal banyak tulang yang buleh meracun anda heheh

so pocketeers, kalau sapa tak baca lagi post lepas :
536. Dalam Baju Ada Cinta..
sila gi baca dari teruskan kat rayuan give away nii :D

ari ni sabtu, besok ahad.
bangun pagi awal sikit yer.
then terus ke spital kerajaan...
tanya jer kat sapa pung yang pakai baju puteh
kat situ kat mana nak derma darah.
jangan tanya kat any 'nenek' yang pakai baju
puteh.. mungkin antu tuu.. ^^;

and stand a chance to win McD voucher worth RM10
for three lucky winner!! all u have to do is...
-donate your blood at a nearby spital
(Not to any random Vampie)
-Post about it with proof and below banner attached
(Link to the original post will be useful to spread the words)
-and comment in my own post about my Blood donation
which will appear by later march? Early Apr? (To Be Inform)
Just say 'Pocket!! saya pung saya pung!! and place
the link to your post in that comment. As easy as that :D

Details terms and condition is at 531: U Jump, I jump

so sabtu!!
jom clubbing jom :D
tak der wit? kita bakar fishbol
kat dpan simpang slippery senorita
tu pung besh jgak woo!!

537. Dalam Baju .. Ada Cinta..

Dan Dalam Cinta.. Ada Kita Ada Semuaaaaaa.. oi!!
(lagu M Nasir ker sapa ntah?)

pocketeers,
today i'm going to write a post that have
a bit of blue color in it. I have my point
and I hope u'll see it by the end of my karangan.

Men are made to be filthy-minded, sex-oriented
and most of the time cant think straight.
When I'm saying men, I'm also referring to
all those cikgu, ustat, bapak bapak menteri also...
The different with me from ustat usop
tingkatan lima dulu is...
His will to follow regulation is much higher than mine.
And thus he will not do anything that I'm doing to
fulfill the sexual needs in a sinful way.
(Pergh kebelakangan ni pocket menulih banyak formal kan.. boring boring)

So since men are as per mentioned above,
we tend to keep our view free,
seeking for something nice to see.
Usually consist on ladies aurat.
(Yes, the 'bwelkh' part starts)

Its like we have an auto fokus with moving gears
inside this eyeballs to seek the  nice scenery better.
Beautiful ladies with short skirt is not much to see..
this is because the fair skin is not a mystery anymore
as her short skirt is about 12mm lower then her..... (Tak nak sambung)

yes.. go ahead and 'bweekkk'

The one that our eyes will be attracted to the most
is those hidden one, those that is not allowed or covered.
Like those opening in between your shirt buttons or..
the opening that was caused by your handphone weight
pulling the collar down or... your butang baju kurung.
The fact that the owner actually forbid us to see make it
felt like an adventure. A question of what lies beyond
the darkness. oh oh!!
what was that!!? was that the.... (Tak nak sambung...)

bweekkkk!! I know!! hate me

As much as I hate to admit to this but this is the truth,
we crave for this mysterious glimpse of the unknown.
(And I know, u girls too. In your own venusian way)

The problem is...
when sometime the auto rotating eye balls
are becoming good in seeking and off it went
looking to the same opening.... but on men.
bweekkk!!
then what we're going to see is the bulu ketiak
from the opening underneath the big short sleeve kemeja...
All bushy like some hairy teddy bear with black fur..
bweekkkk!!

and those hairy men nipples that i dont even wanna describe...
bweeekkkk!!!

not to mention those ponggong with kurap for men
who tak sedar diri yang kamu tu gmort lagi mau pakai low waist!!
bweeekkkkk!!!

tak naaaaakkkkkkk!!!!!
tidaaaakkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!

so pocketeers,
look at beautiful things,
and u'll be beautiful.
look at nasty things.... well ... oh oh

536. Shot...

Pocketeers,
I've just realize that yesterdays story was
without any 'intro'. And for that I dont think
all of u can connect the dot...
I know its late already, but let me tell u anyway.
This story never happened.
Its just a 'what might happen' story
if one take the wrong step in life.


sambungan dari 535. Tikam

,,,kali ni kita call Profesional,
taruk satu bullet kat dahi Farid..
bior dia tahu.. ini Pocket lah!!

'Hello Ima... ' ..... 'Pockeeettt!!!'
dan sesi bertanya kabar dicampur
dengan usikan usikan manja terhadap
Ima yang masih tak kawin kawin...

'... u ingat tak lagi dulu u bagi tau I 
yang u ada kontek ngan certain people that 
do the "Dark" things'
'ada... kenaper ni pocket?'
'I tak tahan dah la.. I nak mintak tolong u, 
tapi kita tak leh sembang dlm fon, 
teh tarik besok pukul lima?'
'ok! anything for u pocket'
and u can hear that she's smiling.


Besoknya...
'Teh tarik satu, apple asam boi satu, 
n carrot susu satu.. aaaannnnddd roti canai satu, 
u nak makan aper aper ker Ima?'
'I'm OK... eh tiga minuman? saper lagi nak datang?'
'heheh i yang minum tiga, u nak minum aper?'
'heheheh.. baru jer nak impressed yang u ingat 
lagi minuman kesukaan I, apple assam boi!'
kata Ima sambil senyum kat mamak pelita,
jari telunjuk berdiri menuding ke langit.
'soooo abang! aper cer!!?'

and all the requirement was spilled out for her to arrange.
Even with Ima's appearance, all cute and colorful with
tudong and little handbags.. she is in contact with people
who dont own any IC doing job that is not included inside
google or the yellow pages. Mostly jobs that is related
with the 'Dosa-Dosa Besar' who straight men dont want
to get their hands dirty of.

three days after, the request was completed,
RM2K was paid to Ima for her 'Help'

.......after 6 months.

...check check balik..
pergh!! trip to langkawi! here i come!!
buleh la nak curi mancing sekali kat swimming pool hotel :D
hoyeah!! almaklumlah.. dah 4 5 bulan gak dok ber'extra-money' nih.
Yes Ima mintak 2 ribu utk settle kan keja tu,
tapi kira ok lah.. pas ni tak yah bayar si Farid tu lagi..
padan muka dia, ingat kan kawan buleh percaya..
lagi mau makan kawan.
naaaa.. berani mau lawan?

Lepas Farid dijumpai mati tepi jalan,
bullet tembus helmet tapi tak tembus keluar.
pocket dah jarang dah gi RnR tu..
takut antu Farid kacau pun ada,
maleh plak teringat kan member yang 7 tahun
dok makan sepinggan pun ada.
tapi apa lah sangat. satu RnR malas nak gi,
banyak lagi RnR kan.. plus, aku tak guna highway pun!

pocket masih tersenyum menengok skrin computer nyer
yang menunjukkan number number yang selesa.
'Kriiinnngggg!!' talipon bunyik... gambar Ima kat skrin.
Ohh kenapa la plak ni...
'Pocket, I nak pakai duit la'
uuii mak aih, straight forward nyer kamu,
kut la nak tanya kabar dulu ker aper...

'err.. berapa nak pakai tu dik?'
'Rumah sewa I tak berpenyewa... 
I short RM400 sekarang ni nak wat bayar loan.. 
u buleh tolong i tak? sekali niii jer...Rm400?'
'I maner ader that much of money sekarang.. 
Rm150 buleh la nak consider...'
'alaaaa.. u jangan la camnii.. u jangan lupa aper yang 
I dah tolong u sebelum ni, I masih simpan bukti tau'



langkawi oh langkawi..
KIV lagi lah.


*************TheEnd***********************

this story never happened, but the same kind did happened
where one friend have come to know his friend dirty little
secret and start to make benefit from it.
'RM400.. kalau tak aku bagi tau bini ko!!'
gitu gitu..

ohh.. I'll do the 'sums-up' by the next post ok..
its exceeding my word quota already.

535. Tikam

...check check balik..
alamaaak bulan ni short lagi,
bebaru ni naik gaji tapi still tak cukup.
Semua benda dah dibuang ke laut dah,
akuarium,
fishing,
res moto,
barangan lektrik yang telebih lebih watt..
sumanya nak mengurangkan number kat
ruangan 'keluar' dalam kira kira akaun pocket, tapii...
adohlaaa...
nak mengaku pun rasa tak nak tapi tahu kenapa.
tak nak mengaku pun memang lintahnya disitu!!
'Farid...RM400'

Yes pocket pernah tanya kat Farid, sampai bila?
'tapi pocket.. ko kena paham, untuk nak bagi plan 
menikam boss kita ari tu menjadi, aku kena berenti 
keja tanpa dapat keja tempat lain dulu. yes plan ko tu 
memang menjadi, tak der orang suspect kita.. 
n boss kita tu pun dah mampus dah jadi hantu
 kat simpang tu, bini dia tak der kubur nak melawat 
pagi raya la kiranya.. plan kita menjadi...' 
farid menyedut rokok murahan nya sambil
 memandang saki baki kepulan asap yang
tak abis ditiup angin lagi tu.

'...tapi aku la pulak jadi mangsa, ko dah senang ngan keja ko..
 aku ni dok keja cuci RnR. aku tak mintak banyak pon!! 
sebanyak mana gaji aku yang less dari gaji aku dulu jer..
 RM400, sampai aku dapat keja lain ko support la aku dulu... '
Sambung Farid.

iyer.. memang ada betulnya apa kata farid tu,
tapi menengokkan shopping farid, tak macam dia sengsara pun.
Sport Rim baru..
Samsung Tablet..
konsert avril dia pegi gak!
n bila tengok cara dia gi keja tu,
tak macam dia cari keja baru pun..
happy semacaaam jer..
siap dapat awek steady kat situ lagi..
terasa macam diambil kesempatan.
terasa macam ditipu..
Dah setahun dah,
takkan tak dapat keja lagi?
ko cari ker tak nii!!

haaaaiiishhhhh.. kena cari jalan nih,
tapi nak wat camana yer?
takkan nak tikam Farid plak?
tapi kalau tak tikam dia,
nak wat camana lagi kan?
tpt keja baru dah propose tiga kali dah,
jangan kata berminat..
pegi interview pun tidak!

kena tikam jugak kaaaaaaaaa...
ala apa la sangat. ari tu bos kitorang tu pun
Aku n Farid plan punya bagus gak..
dah setahun setengah dah, angin pun tak der.
kali ni kita call Profesional,
taruk satu bullet kat dahi Farid..
bior dia tahu.. ini Pocket lah!!


********************Bersambung*********************


tak tak! pocket tak tikam orang aih!!
dalam otak jer dok imagine sndiri,
tp takkan la sampai tak beriman sangat
nak tikam orang kan...
Semata mata citer dari lubuk ati pocket jer.

534. Tulong la sambut..

.. jangan tak sambut, kang nak bagi saper Voucher tuu!!

Pocketeers,
tentang pocket punya give away tu, 
hey hey!! 
macam tak der sambutan jer.. 
walau teaser dah buat.. 
nak kena taruk vdo ker ?


anyway.. pocket dah pikir dah, 
macam nak kena tukar sikit terma dan syarat.
tujuan utama nyer bukan nak siksa pembaca 
kan... tujuan nyer nak tambah jumlah penderma tegar... so!!!
here we go, 
penggubalan syarat syarat penyertaan GA pocket :D
nombor 4 tu penting tu!!

1) Do a blood donation and post about it.
2) Place the campaign banner above in that post.
3) the blood donation must be a recent one.
March'12 punyer okeh!
4) the blood donator does not have to be the 
blog owner, u can seduce your hubby or place 
a knife on your BF's neck making him to do it. 
In case of this, a certain proof is needed for 
the relationship.
Even a friend of yours are also OK.. just dont 
make it a random pakcik  who has no relation 
with u but still u'r taking picture with him 
as a proof to this GA... that is simply keji ok :_D
5) u'll be needing some proof on the blood donation, 
pictures, the small red book with his/her 
name and date :D. Maybe a picture of u 
with him during the blood donation... 
anything that can be countable as proof.
6) Get the small red book will ya, collect the
sticker to become a datok when u've reached
200 donations!! (This is a lie)
7) iklan this campaign in your blog starting 
from now will ya, am hoping that we can reach 
40 blood donor on that day.
8) The winner will be the first 3 blogger that 
comment on my post about my own blood donation 
by late of march. 
(harapnya pocket pun sempat lah nak derma darah kan..)
9) The comment mentioned in no 8, must have 
an accurate description of his/her post about 
his/her blood donation above.
10) Of course, the penganjur have the right to
refuse or change any pembahagian hadiah as he sees fit.
(Dalam bahasa melayunyer.. ikut suka ati lah)
but I am doing this for a purpose,
I will put my best effort to make this happen :D


tapi kalau muka hubby kamu memang dah terkenal 
dalam blog kamu.. ok jer kalau tiada gambar kamu bersama.
cam contohnyer cik bakal doktor kita dari almansourra 
yang BF nyer ber nick Wolverine sikit lagi ensem 
macam pierre andre tu... 
OK sis!! pocket buleh terima kalau kamu tak bergambar 
sekali ngan dia masa Blood Donation tu!:D
(Tiada link disini, saper yang tahu.. tahu lah^^)




so apa tunggu lagi kengkawan!?
besok awal pepagi.. gi spital terdekat.
sebelum pukul smilan pung dah siap dah. 
Utk penderma yang dah biasa, pas tu buleh
gi memancing lagi... 


utk penderma first timer, rehat rehat lah.. 
tgk wayang ker.. gi shopping :D heheheh

533. U are NoFun anymore..

Pocketeers,
Lately people are starting to hate me,
This I realized after noticing that
conversation stops right after my arrival.
Its either they're talking about me or...
they dont want me to 'pitch' in my 2cents.
They were talking about how to cook
ayam masak merah... how is that make it
talking about me?
so i'm considering my second assumption as real.
no one wants me to say anything in any of
their chit-chat...

And so i've confronted one of the sis and ask
her why? 'why is it that people stop talking when
I reached them?
her answer was.... after annoyed with me poking her
waist with a pencil that she's either in pain by it,
or she's simply segan from letting people hear her
giggling about it.
'you tend to be too realistic'
ohh!!
seems like I kept on giving 'realistic' comment
until the point of 'annoyance'.
Ohh teruk sangat ker?

'nanti kan, dah kawin nanti beli rumah... tak nak 
hebat hebat pun tak per.. just satu rumah yang
ada tiga bilik gitu dah la.. asalkan buleh duduk ngan
abang happy happy...'
'...alaa nanti korang dok gaduh pasal nakkan rumah 
yang besor jgak.. baik beli umah 2 tingkat terus'

'tak yah wat banyak banyak pun tak per, 
sekali aku buat pesanan, enam pasang kasut gitu, 
pas tu jual la ngan untung 30% dari harga asal.. 
sure orang beli punyer'
'... then orang dok nak bayar 24 kali... last last
duit yg orang dok bayar bulanan tu hang buat 
bayar bill, untung tak nampak nampak.'

'...aku sayang dia, bukan pasal duit, bukan pasal rupa,
tp memang aku sayang kan dia ikhlas dari hati...'
'... tunggu dia jadi gila pancing yang maleh nak duk 
rumah plus dah botak n burui, aku nak dengar lagi
kata kata cinta tu pas tu, and see whether your 
eyes are as dreamy as u are now'


adehhhh!!


I guess, there is nothing wrong about keeping
some of the fantasy in our life right? It keeps us going.
-life will be better,
-i can own that car,
-we're going to be happy,
-deep green drapes with golden outline,
(Eh apa kena mengena?)

but some people are betrayed by such hope too much
in their life that... being realistic just reduces the pain.
-backstabbed? get a knife, stab him back!
-putus cinta? luv was never  there to begin with anyway!!
it was always 'the attraction between different sexes from the beginning.'
-a few left hook punch from 'life'?
get your arms up and start jabbing.

pocketeers,
dont u just hate those that think realistically...
they are no fun..... no?

532. G I A

Pocketeers
... tajuk tu kira macam meniru movie yang kakak angelina jolie
tu belakun lah kiranya .. tapi sebenarnya...
Give It Away!!
(Detail sila refer to post 531. U Jump, I Jump)
buleh tak?

heheheh:D

tapi kakak tu bagi pocket nam kepin of 5 hinggit
punya instead of 3 kepin of 10 hinggit punya,
acanyer yer?
kita tukar kepada 6 pemenang ker?
or stay with 3 winner only?