Wednesday, December 16, 2009

241.Bone Nose

Pocketeers,
Its the time of the year where everyone was hoping
for santa claus to come early, Tumbling down that
chimney bringing us present.

for Kilang worker like me, we are definitely be
hoping for that extra cheese we call bonus.

Yes... 'how much is this year bonus MrBig?'
'well its about x point zero' where x here is an
'unknown'

now i dont have to tell u about the management speech
where they'll start to tell about the hard times of the year,
how they are actually trying their best on even getting us the x.0,
how Obama is actually contributing on how large my new LCD will be.
what ever it is, i am glad the we may be getting x.0
cause even as less as an x, it is better then nothing.

but pocketeers, with what i'm getting.
i know that i'm not gonna be able to buy the new LCD.
i may be replacing my guitar strings but definitely
not the new LCD.

There was also rumours saying that if u'r good,
santa will be giving u more and better present.
and if u'r a bad girl, then santa will be giving u
the sugar cane only:D
where in bonus terms u'll get about 0.4 x (X here is unknown)

and u must not talk about the present from santa,
his present is for u and not to be compared with others.

the mystery would be, how do u know the elf that
prepared the present is not making a mistake?
u cant compare so.. u wont know what u'r getting is
normal, less.. or more than the others.
if u have been a good boy all year long and u'r
still getting 0.2x (X here is unknown)
would u go to see santa asking
'santa, have i been a bad boy all year long?'
getting the 'yes u are!! stupid, u failed me here and u failed me there..'
on the face would be a bit too much...

of course if the elf did make a mistake by multiplying
your bonus ten fold, i know no one will ask santa.
we'll definitely be keeping it to ourself.
'Waahh, i got 12x (X here is unknown) heheh, LCD come to daddy^^'

so guys, been a good boy/girl this year?
and if u have been bad,
(Which i know u must have been, cause i lurve getting your comment ere at 10am^^)
Would u go n see Santa to complain?

must think of
a way to jinx the elf..
hoping i would get 12x...
(X here is unknown)

if yes people!!
LCD tv for one of
u lucky winner!!
heheheeheh..
Dream on pocket..
dream on...

18 comments:

LORD ZARA 札拉 said...

Bro~

LORD ZARA 札拉 said...

OMG!

1st!!!

LORD ZARA 札拉 said...

Enough for crazy action.

I don't know if I'm a bad girl or not because I'm not a girl and not yet a woman. LOL!

but definitely, I tried to serve the real me, the good side, the bright side of a zealous bachelorette to the society and wherever I am.

Perhaps, if I'm still not commit the best thing, I do hope that I can fix it and get something valuable at the end. It's hurt but, I do totally need it for the sake of myself.

LORD ZARA 札拉 said...

1st.

2nd.

3rd.

4th.

Have a great day Bro!
^.^

Cheers!

Super Nia Hana said...

saya budak baekk....

er..tp this year ada derhaka skett
huhuhuh

~ mizzAmy ~ said...

12X? berapa banyak kah itu? hehehe... siap ada X lagi. hahaha...

oh btw, hope you'll get the 12x bonus or for at least the amount is near to it. pocket was doing his good job i think.

amy pulak, this year is my lucky year. a lot of thing happens, i mean yang baik-baik. maybe i was doing well before, and berdoa siang malam jugak. and Allah balas yang baik-baik jugak. bukan lah baik sangat pun sebenarnya, tapi baik lah jugak sikit-sikit. so, azam baru kena sentiasa jadi baik pada diri sendiri dan pada orang lain. supaya kita dirahmati-NYA. ;)

once again komen yang ala-ala ke'muslimah'an. apakah???

UglyPooh said...

oh...I hope I'm good enough to get double bonus this coming chinese new year..(I'm working wif lengloi n lenchaii).

Cik Qemm said...

saye budak skola jadi tade bonus2 nie :(

but i'll pray that the santa will give my abg pocket lotsa bonus!
:D

Dee said...

hmm..although my company announced to media that we are making millions & trillions...i don't think that we will be getting bonus this year..coz i know the cashflow is not that good at the moment..the millions that they are talking about is the value of certain projects..hahaha..

btw..i pray that next year will be prosperous enough for them to at least give us 1x..n yes..i'm a good girl..the only girl who always serve them coffee twice daily..hmm..lepas ni nk mandrem coffee2 doranglah..hahaha..

mier@merr said...

rasa macam da jadi sgt baek thn ni. sebab kena dok kat uma.... xleh dok merambu lagi mlm2 buta p karoke n tgk wyg... siang hari hari da xleh sopping2 dengan riang ria sambil mngabiskan duit PTPTPU...hahaha....sume da xleh wat mcm life dkt u...

so...mak abah... ada bonus lebey untuk i tak?

ngahaha...of coz la ada..
sbb mak abah kena sapot i smpai i dpt gaji yg pertama.....ekeke..


hope pocket dpt bonus berganda2..
nnti klu g mkn leh order mcm2....wawawa

mier@merr said...

zaraaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


oke.bai.

Ayaq masak said...

Saya tadak bonos. sebab belum keja. hahahahahaha.

Why do you have to keep repeating that "X here is unknown" thing? =_=

izzah said...

.."the management speech
where they'll start to tell about the hard times of the year,
how they are actually trying their best on even getting us the x.0"

..yeah same here, i think all management have standard manual:P

..niway,i knew already i'll get 1.0x eventhough i budak-derhaka-banyak-tengok-internet..

..all the best for your X..

..&salam..being ur silent reader through cheryna's blog.

~LP Lum~ said...

hehehe... adakah santa i2 wujud?? :)

tp sejak dah abiz study nie n start keje, sy rsa sy dah jd amat baik sekali.. :p

sbbnya xmsa nak hang out xtentu hala.. smua bnda skang dah xmcm zman muda remaja.. :))

tp santa tetap gak xde bg adiah speti mna yg sy wish kat dia... ;p

bendul said...

i've been reeeeealllyyy good boy all along this year..

santa did promised me good present for this christmas..

but somehow, christmas seem won't come this year..

hmmmm..

no winter here though..

iza~de~bintang said...

Sebagai pekerja kilang (kilang kecil dan tak dikenali) tahun ni memang tak dapat nak berharap dapat bonus, apatah lagi sebanyak sebanyak 12x tu. Mustahil sangat. Walaupun bukan pekerja baik sebab komen ini ditaip pada 8.58a.m, tapi kerja tetap berjalan dan siap :)Kira ok lah tu kan, nakal sikit jer.

Setakat ini cuma dapat duit raya 0.5x (dan x adalah misteri nusantara). Hari ni 17 Dis belum ada khabar Santa nak turun ke Nilai
bagi nonus. Jadi harus berhenti berharap.

Fatt Chin Choy said...

err..
12x kami x pernah wat lg
haha

dan bonus kami pertengahan tahun
lama lagi

Pocket said...

Zara,
not a girl and not yet a woman?
macam tajuk lagu ok,

well just be yourself ok,
hate it to see u do anything beyond the ordinary
just to get present from santa ok:D

HanaBudakBaek,
this year ada derhaka sikit?
dik buat aper tu?
cium cermin? :)

Amy,
tak der lah,
tak mungkin 12 bulan bonos kan,
keja petronas pun tak kot..
ker dapat?

inshaAllah, kalau dah kita buat terbaik tu,
pastinya pulangan nya pun terbaek jgak.
tp tu yg merumitkan tu,
terbaek ker?

alahaaaiii...
kebelakangan ni memang amy agak kemuslimahan sikit:D
good!!
kesan dari encik Mata?


Pooh,
ohooo..
dpt masa chinese new year?
bagus lah , ada wit sikit nak bercuti:D
pocket dpt before krismas,
cuti haper nyer kan..

CikQemm,
tak keja lagi pun buleh dpt bonos jgak!!
bonos ASB:D
tahun ni manyak woooo!!

Dee,
umph!! mandrem kopi yg sama harga ngan sebulan bonos, huuhuuuu, mahu 18 karton tu!! :D heheheh

anyway.. a good girl who serve the cofee,
is to hard to be left unnoticed :D

Miera,
heheh, tp kang dah jadi cikgu nanti banyak kan bonos.. setengah tahun pun dpt lg, good for u:D
memoga dpt kat tempat yg diharapkan:D

Doakan pocket dpt berganda ganda,
buleh pocket buat pertandingan ngan adiah LCD tv kat sini :D heheheh



Ayaq,
x here is unknow because x is my gaji,
kalau gaji pocket is 5K...
dpt plak 12 bualn...

mahu 60K tuh!!
waaaahhhh!!
buleh gi venice skali dah :)

kalau x = 5K lah kan...
tu gaji lagi 20 tahun kalau trus keja ngan rate yg sama hahahaha

Izzah,
yes, i think they have it templated in Standard Operation Procedure somewhere.
'manager is to tell his/her subordinate about bonus using below key words:
-we have tried our best...
-base on our depleting source...
-as much as i would like to give u but...'
etc :D

oh! dah tetap dah sebulan,
ok lah tu dari tak der langsung kan :D
heheheh

Linda,
santa tak wujud,
tp utk pekerja kilang,
santa wujud dalam bentuk rimau kuning nama maybank:D
'manaaaah gamal' kata orang serawak nyer :D
(Sarawak ker sabah^^)

loh, kampeni dia tak der bonos ker,
maybe gaji dah tinggi lah tu:D
(Kesitu plak kan peginya.. manager speaking lah tu)

Bendul,
yes i know u've been a good boy,
and am not surprise if u're getting more then me:D

gi makan minggu dpan bawak slip gaji jom!!

Iza,
so tak dapat lah?
dia bagi dlm bentuk duit raya lah tu,
kira ok aper,
pocket pun nak jgak dlm bentuk duit raya,
tak payah risau risau nak bg wit kat anak buah nanti.

FatChinChoy,
tak dapat kot 12 kali tu mana mana kampeni pon,
lainlah kampeni yg menjual dadah ker..
buleh la bagi 12 kali ..

wah!! bonos pertengahan tahun?
besh tu, buleh buat simpanan 6 bulan utk ASB :D