Monday, December 07, 2009

237. Talking To The Green Friend

Pocketeers,
previously i've posted about me asking number to a katak in a twisted ended
post: 235. She Who Lives Next Door
I tot u'd be saying dat pocket has gone insane, talking to katak.
But u guys was refering to the jantan betina of the katak instead.
a good point indeed. i never knew how to tell the difference anyway.

But previously i've heard about people can actually talk to plant.
the plant will definitely be talking back.. in a very subtle vibe or frequency
no human can hear though... but somehow by absorbing this vibe or
frequency from the talking plant. would actually lower your stress level.
I guess all those people who study botanical wont be stress out so much isnt it.

Hell, i wouldnt know.. cause i've never talked to plant yet...
other then to a big tree...
'datoooo, kami anak cucu nak tumpang kenciiiinnnngggg'
and if u ever found any trustworthy blog or HP saying talking to plan is good
then please by all means pocketeers... tell em ere.
(All i've found was that talking to plant would make the plant grows better instead)
so... if ever the talking-to-plant-would-reduce-stress theory is true.
Then to all the wives out there, please dont be mad at husbands who
talk to their plant. Giving the plant nice name like ...
ida,
amy,
Lea,
Sofie
...and talking about how was work.
When is the next cuti,
Todays lunch was bad.
the son is sick again etc...
Cause ladies... we are just stressed out and meditating :)

But it wont hurt if u just check where is the
handphone and the bluetooth device is :D

20 comments:

Cik Qemm said...

seriously?

hmm boleh la try cakap dgn kaktus yang housemate beli dari cameron. perhaps boleh kurangkan stress ni :D

Pocket said...

Err, masih belum tahu kepastian nyer dik... tu yg separuh nak tanyer, separuh nak bagi tau tu.. :D

try la cakap tgk..
tp jangan buat slalu,
kang orang kato gilo:) hahahahah

mier@merr said...

btol2!!
pokok kt uma i segar bugar mcm i belaka....ehehe... sllu g ngarut2 ngn pokok.. xpon pokok2 tu sllu sabar mndgr mak i bebel smbil i folo je mak wat keje siram2 pokok sume dgn tabah tnpa tlg mak wat..hahha

LORD ZARA 札拉 said...

hehehe~
zara suka cakap dengan teddy~
dengan kaktus (yg akhirnya mati sebab Si Jahat bagi nama kat dia).

hahaha~

Super Nia said...

hmm...watashi ...
ada pokok ke kt umah ekk??

~ mizzAmy ~ said...

pernah gak dengar kes bercakap dengan pokok boleh buat pokok makin subur.

and talk to blog pun leh hilangkan stress kan? cuma buat waktu ni, amy malas nak blog-blog. baca blog orang je. ahakss.. ;)

a.z.r.i.n.a.03.07 said...

Mak kRina pon selalu cakap dengan pokok2 yang dia tanam.. biar subur dan berbunga cantik..


kRina? .. i'm not talking to the green friend but to .... jangan ketawa okey..

selalu pesan dengan segala cicak2 dan lipas2 di rumah..

"aku kalau nampak ko berak lagi kat umah aku ni.. siap ko + aku siram dengan air panas".. itu utk cicak.. hahaha~ kejam nye..

"haaa... baru padan ngan ko..kena ketuk.." itu kalau lipas... sampaikan anak2 pantang nampak lipas...jerit..ibu2! cepat ..lipas tu.. ~

intan izani said...

boleh try
maybe
boleh jadi win-win situation
pokok tumbh makin galak
kita pulak destress kan

hheheh

tapi, part pocket kata botanical people tak berapa stress
i guess, tak betul jugak tu
;)

Kujie said...

mmg bagus bercakap dgn pokok, cara kita pegang..mcm membelai

what u give u get back!

cHeRyNa PiReS said...

kalau macam tuh, pokok akan stress sebab sha akan cakap,

"Orkid, bila aku nak dpt Orkid nieh?! Lambatnya...aku stress!!!"

and the orkid will think about one thing:

"I'm orkid too...but why are u asking about another orkid?"

without knowing...

Orkid is a child and not a partner.

So, talking to that "plant" requires lots of explanation. are you ready to explain, bro?

Will the plant take the heat or die in the heating process?

we just don't want the plant to go ahead and talk to the man's girlfriend in the end...

"ohh...girlfriend...i'm so stress up with your hubby!"

hehehe...

that's why you have to choose the right plant. Roses are nice and pretty. But, the more you talk to the plant, the greater the chance for you to bleed:P

So, I'm asking you Pocket,

Are you interested in Red Rose? Or will you consider a purple orchid:P

No thorns, stay longer:P

milimilo said...

belum pernah try bercakap dgn pokok lg sbb pokok tnm kat luar rumah..i'm indoor person yg jarang keluar rumah,so ckp sorg2 jek..heee C=

~LP Lum~ said...

huhuhu... penah dgr gak... tp bukan ckp ngan pokok.. mreka2 nie kta kalo stress sgt2.. g ar tgk pokok n tarik n lepaskn nafas perlahan2.. kira smpai 10 kali then... walla.. kite akn rsa bg2 tenang sekali.. (by d way, sy xpenah try pun.. jz penah dgr aje) ;p

kalo sy stress sy ska tgk ujan.. ilang stress.. :))

atty's said...

ade org kata mmg elok berckp ngn pokok leh ilang stress..

kty lak suka ckp ngn kete ..lelagi sambil dribe..huhuuhuhu

nURmALa mAZLan said...

WAHH!!!!
Kantoi dah pocket suka kencing kat tepi pokok² besar…cet!!

Dee said...

alamak..pokok gaharu dee mati sbb dee lupa nk sembang ngan dia kot..kahkahkah..mesti bos dee ingat dee mereng ckp2 ngan pokok gaharu dlm botol..hihihi..

Pocket said...

Miera,
hahaha, so miera tak tulung mantain kan pokok pokok tu ker? tak per... kira kalau betul la ada frequency yg kuar dr pokok pokok tu, miera bleh dpt tumpang la :D

Zara,
oh! oh! pokok kalau diberi nama,
mati yek?
kalau gitu balik kang pocket takkan bagi nama
lah kat pokok pokok ku...
Bye bye alice :D

Hanachan,
Kenapa? terdelet blog sndiri plak ker?
mengamuk ngan the king plak ker?

anyway, umah hanachan kan ada pokok,
yg pocket dok gi panjat ari tu tuh:D
heheheh

Amy,
'hang nak bebuah tak tahun ni!!'
'bebuah bebuah!!'
'kalau hang tak mau aku takek buang!!'
'bebuah bebuah!!'
was an actual conversation in the night of an eclipse.

buleh buleh!!
bloghopper yang baik hati amatlah disanjungi:D

Krina,
so basically krina lebih banyak sembang ngan
minatang yg sedang diburu n minatang yg sudah diburu lah yek... yg ni pun kiranya macam stress relieving jgak nih, pasal besh tgk lipas mati :D

air panas kat cicak?
kejaaaammmmmmm >:)

Intan Izani,
btul jgak, kalau diorang tak stress,
mesti ramai yg grad botanical :D
heheh eh.. botanical tu study pokok kan?

Kijie,
so i'm giving u a minimum McD voucher
can u please send me a minimum TGI friday voucher:D
heheheh

Sha,
come to think of it, trees are a good listener,
cause they just listen and never will the
critisize nor will they ever tell your secret
to anyone else.

explanation is required.
but only to yourself dont u think?
to remind yourself on why is it that John Smith
always went to atlanta for his business trip.
why is it that he hate the curtain u bought.
how come he can speak spanish and dance the way
he did. :D (Description of bredpit from Mr&Mrs Smith)

hence it was u that needed the reminding,
the trees wont be taking any heat...
cause as we all know... the trees are listening.
and listen only will they do.

Flower? i use to love morning glory,
they way they open up in the morning:D

MiliMilo
try! try!
kalau duri semalu bertindak balas ngan sentuhan, begitu juga ivy,
then pastinya cactus ngan suara ..
hahahahah...
Kenapa, pocket pun tak tau .. :D

LP Lum
eh? yg pocket dengar, tu senaman mata dipagi hari,
fokus pokok yg dekat,
n then fokus pokok yg jauh :D

so ilang stress ngan tgk ujan la?
then kalau tak ujan camana?

Atty,
keter sendiri ker
cakap ngan keter diluar sana ker?
'ooiii!! buta ka!!'
'jalan la weiii!!'
heheheheh:)

jangan mareeee:)


NurmalaM,
eh!!
loh!! ter la plak..
xper.. akan pocket editkan sikit bagi senonoh sikit nanti hahahahahahah

nice that someone noticed :D


Dee,
Pokok gaharu tu camana yer?
(Seriously pocket tak tahu^^)

tp kalau dah dlm botol tu,
camana dia nak dgr? :D

A t i Q a h said...

Pocket! Hehe.
Lamanya tak blogwalk.
Its whether plant or fish that i like to talk with. Hihi. Kinda therapy. Kan?

Dak Wan said...

If talking to plant could relieve stress, than I must be stress-less... coz I talk to the wall.

uglypooh said...

definitely..I support that statement. talking to pokok2 can make you less stress. hehe...my science teacher (form 1) ada btau.
moral : syg la pokok n our env. hihi

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