130. Senawang

Pocketeers,
Bebaru ni dok gi KL la plak, ahai, boring nye...
dalam duk kekurangan OT ni rasa cam
tak nak kuar banyak sangat. Almaklumlah,
lepak dalam kilang wat OT pun Besh.

Isnin
645pg : gi kl, landing kat KLIA kol 7 setengah gitu gitu,
ado keter datang amik kat KLIA, member yg boring sangat.

5 petang, abis of first day, pulang secepat mungkin ke MidValley
nak checkin, dari pagi duk sms ngan bob dan zam dan nasir utk
jumpa diorang.
Woohoooo, besh nyer pasal dah lama tak jumpa diorang.
Zam tak balik raya pose ari tu pasal wife dia ada isu sikit.
Nasir ngan wife dia jer balik. Bob akhirnya balik.
Ada Afzanizam sorang lagi click kami begitu juga Tun,
tp diorang jauh sikit. so this time its people in KL lah.

630 petang,
setelah abih layan jepun
makan nando's, pocket gi
jumpa bob yg makan ais
kachang sesorang kat atas
foodcourt Midvalley tu,
duk sembang la ngan dia ...
mostly pasal dosa dosa lalu,
hahahahah.
Biasa lah ... masa kecik dulu,
'nanti kita besar nanti kan,
kitaaa ...'
dah tua tua ni,
'dulu hang ingat dak?
kita pernah...'
heheheh


Then zam call bob, katanya dah hampir,
so kami pun bergegaslah naik lif ngan awek
berbaju puteh yang lawa lagi sexy.
Tapi bob kata kuku kaki dia buruk,
pocket tak tgk la plak...
tgk kat tulang selangkadia jer :)
heheheh Zam sampai menjemput kitorang ngan altis dia,
aduhaii, jeles! tapi tak per... nenanti aku beli jugak..
kita lumba dua nak? hahahahah tobat kalah,
pasal zam bawak kami ke seremban/labu dalam 30 minit jer.
(Utk orang yg tahu, laju ker tak tu?)

9 mlm, sampai la kat seremban tu utk jumpa naset kat first shell sebelah kiri tu. naset kata dia ada kedai bagos punya nak bawak... so kitorang gi lah ikut dia, makan kat senawang. kedai nyer namo johan seafood.
makanan nyer tak la besh sangat, biasa jer.
tp waitress nyer ceria la jgak. ker diorang senyum kat
kitorang yg duk sembang
cakap kedah ni kat negeri
semilan tu lah kot. ohoh..

1040 malam,
bayar 76 ringgit dan pulang,
sampai kat cit1tell balik kol
1130 jgak. abih jgak bateri
pocket nii ha, terlelap kejap
dan bangun balik tgh mlm
utk basuh baju dan sterika
kemeja utk besok sambil tgk
planet of the ape lakonan
mark wahlberg tuu.

so gitu lah isnin pocket lepas.
sorry for not updating from monday yah...
been busy, i cant believe there's no CyberCafe
at Mid Valley and the comp at CyberCafe itself
blocked Blogspot.com...
Boring boring..

129. 'NariYok!!'

Have u seen this movie pocketeers?
The title if u translate it directly..
would be as the stated in the title :)
Have u seen it fellow pocketeers? i bet u do,
not at the cinema, maybe from cd or dvd.
(or simply tivitiga)
What so interesting about this movie anyway u might ask, well ...
One: would be because i've seen the original
japanese version and its interesting how the
american try to make it as similar as the
original one. And they did a good job i might add.
(Kalau pocket kater lately american pun dah tak tau nak wat movie apo buleh tak? tak lama lagi kuar la kabhi kushi kabhi gam dlm versi omputeh. heheheh.. ker dah ada dah?)

Two: would be because of j lo lah kot!!
heheheh, i am still wondering how u wear
anything under those yellow dres that she
wears in her last dance with mr Clark. ahaaiiiii




Its a story about a man who got bored with
his life and got interested to do something
else when all the thing people try to get
in this life is already in his pocket.
The thing that trigger his action was J lo
ofcourse, but then he realizes that it was
not J lo that gives him the excitement.
but the dance itself.
Got into a ballroom dance competition but
ended up stepping on his partners skirt.heheh

The first time i've watched that movie,
i thought it was the 'men-reaching-40-symptom'
but its more to that,
Man needs excitement in his life. Something to look forward to.
the promotion to aim maybe, the CAR, The Yacht, The 8 LDK (Living DIning Kitchen)
with parking space for three cars:)
But for those who owns everything. well...
a ballroom dancing competition might be a
good thing to look forward to.

BUt.. why cant Mr Clark tells his wife u might ask.
Mr Clark answer was the best :) it was somethin like this..
'the one thing i am proudest in my whole life is that u'r happy with me,
if i couldnt tell u that i was unhappy sometime is because i didnt want
to risk hurting the one person i treasure most. i'm so sorry,
Dalam pocket punya pemahaman yang cetek ni...
'pasal aku tak mau hang rasa aku tak happy ngan
hang sedangkan kita dah happy bersama.'
atau yang sebenarnya,
'aku malu kalau hang tau nanti nampak tak macho
la aku duk menari, macam gay jer. heheh'

yes they say that there should be no secret between couples.
But sometime what u holds in your heart, your interest, your passion,
is too stupid to be discussed with her.
The fears of rejection,
The fears of being laughed about.

I mean, my luv for Morning Musume is just for me right? Bendul diam!!
My Strange fetish for tulang selangka and gadis berskirt labuh.
...............................is something i wanna keep a lid on.
what about u guys, anything u dont want him or her to know about u?

128. Amy'sTag

POcket, semalam sebenarnya ada cerita yg pocket nak citer.
Tp, skali baca Amy's comment katanya ada tag. So pocket
rentikan niat suci murni nak cerita tentang toilet...
come to think of it, pocket dah tak ingat pun dah citer nyer.
Tak prewrite, so tak der backup.
Anyway.... memperkenalkan... pocket nyer meja!!:)
1) Benci sangat kerusi baru tu pasal tak leh nak tido sandar dah.
2) Ada cermin bulat kat atas monitor, utk tgk MrG menghampiri ker tak..
(So that pocket boleh berenti tengok junk mail dan sambung buat kja)
3) Besor tak monitor tu? zaman sekarang ni pun still pocket guna monitor
prasejarah tu... boring boring, perasan tak meja sebelah takder monitor?
pasal meja sebelah dpt monitor flat lagi nipis (LCD?).. tak aci!!
4) Botol air kesayangan pocket yg kaler biru tu... heheh, sehari tiga kali jgak refill!!
5)Ada talipon kat tetengah antara comp pocket ngan comp mamat sebelah.
Direct line ... nombornyer .... mcm segan lah nak bagi tau :D heheheh
6)YG berselerak atas comp tu adalah sample NG Button. Tak sempat nak study lg.

Apa yg besh nyer duk kat meja ni?
hummm.. tak tau lah, duk tengah kut,
That's me comp with the 'P' Mark.

Front row is the Electrical Guy
Back row is the Metal Guy,
And me as the plastic guy in the middle,
able to chat away front and rear :)
Well 'chat' here doesnt have to be
chit chatting, lets call it discussion shall we:)








And one more thing... The view,
Well i think i have the best view there. >:)
since its in the middle, so i can turn my head to the right without looking suspicious.
heheh cant blame a man who wanna whistle while he's working right?
Hey hey, i think that's about it about my workstation.
People who i wanna tag would be ....
Banji (Definitely he wont be doing it but i always want to know how his work place is)
Bendul (Well, i think he did it once... but i wanna tag him anyway... put here the link will u bendul?)
DaFilantera!!(Yes u bro! inside the cleanroom, the full aircond, how is it in there bro?)
Cheryna Pires (Sha, u did mentioned that u've changed work place.. so wanna show us your new place?)
Danisha (Last post is Sang Hijab Pencinta, miss u sis, put in your pic also yah!!)

And ofcourse.. those who have a workplace u can be proud of.
Jauh perjalanan, luas perjalanan kata orang. Put in your workstation pic also ya..
CikSaloma... how about u? can u show us where u work? :)

another post that have my work station would be the 16. Manager Kebersihan

127. Muda Gak Suka

as if this movie title:) heheh

Hey hey!!
pocket dah gi tgk m@daga5car!!
besh la jugak citer tu. Laughter all the way.
(Or was it me who lowered my level,
and opened my heart for the movie)
Seluruh panggung bantai gelak.
Seriously terasa takut pun ada jgak.
Kenapa takut? pasal as u guys all know,
this animation attracts children as well
as the adults. 60% of the seats are well
occupied by the minor.
Most of them still dont own mykad.
When u hear laughter, u can hear their laughter more than the adults.

Apa yang menakutkan pocket adalah suara tawa tu
berderai selepas lawak bahasa, bukan lawak slapstick
macam masa nenek tu pukul Alakay.
Tapi masa Buruh tgh buat strike mintak maternity leave.

Level pemahaman kanak kanak sekarang dah tinggi la kot.
Agaknya ada kesan jugak la kot Pelajaran Matematik dan
Sains dalam bahasa inggeris.
(Tapiii!!! Empunya hilai tawa tu melayu ker cina ker india, pocket tak tahu)

Citer ni pasal anak dari bandar sana yang dah pulang
ke kampung. Perbezaan antara anak yg moden dan bapak
yang masih lagi 'kuno'
besh la dgr suara ben st1ler (Semalaman di muzium)
devid shuimmer(Kengkawan)
ngan Chris Rocks ('Yard terpanjang' ngan adam sanle)
Sora badak tu pocket tak tau, maybe dia glamer tp
simply pocket tak tau. heheh sorry lah!!
Pocket thinks:
the whole movie was too hilarious that i've forgotten about the storyline,
too many issue till it weaken the main story, but then again,
the four story emerged into one just fine in the end.
I dont have to comment anything about the beauty though,
cause this is not fainding nimo, Alakay's paw was not even drawn nicely.
But luved the hair :) heheheh, Luved this movie...
and if u have the time,
go on and laugh yourself in there.

Moral of this movie:
1) One simple sentence can be different if it has gone
through more than one mouth and ear hehehehe:)
2)Man also needs maternity leaves
3)Luv is unconditional (cinta tak bersharat?)

anybody else gone and seen this one?

126. OneKiloMeal

korang pernah dpt junk
mail ni tak?
yang ado gambo kedai
burger kat negara asing
nih, detail dimana kedai
ini boleh digugel nama
kedainya.
He@rt @ttack Gr1ll.





Apa yang menariknya ialah,
berapa punya banyak daaa diorang makan daging.
Kalau pun tak 100% daging, maybe ada tepung ker
bawang sikit dalam patty tu, but still banyak nyer
daging yg diorang makan dalam satu hidangan!! Aduhaiiii...

Tgk la gambo sebelah!! pat keping tuu!!
Stngah paun setiap satu,
kalau pat keping, sudah 2 paun.
kalau dalam gram plak.. 900 gram!!!
Roti yg dua keping, tomato n bawang ...
mahu mahu jgak 1000 gram, which is 1Kilo!!
huhuuu, kira nya pas makan jer benda ni
trus naik sekilo lah .. heheheh.

Pocketeers sekalian pernah makan kuaterpaunder
MekDi tak? Pocket pernah try makan dua biji sekali hadap. Muaknya lebih daripada kenyang.
Fries pun dah tak nak suap lagi dah.
Tu baru suku paun makan dua biji!
kalau 2 paun.. aduhaaiii..


Ari tu BegeKing pun ada jgak buat perangai double tripple nih, ingat lagi masa tu balik KL dari tengok Zafirah. Begeking kat restoran jejantas sungai buloh tu, huhuuu.. pocket ngan filantera makan sorang satu tripple patties. wohohooo... kenyang gila babesh. cam nak tido jer pas tu huhuuuuu..

tp berapa berat begeking punya patties tu pocket pun tak tau. tak sampai pun setengah pound kot. Pasal pocket rase Mekdi kuaterpaunder lg besor. aduhaiii...

atleast ubi yg diorang gunakan adalah ubi yang freshly peeled.
Tak lah ubi tepung yg dibuat macam french fries yg kita dpt
dalam mekdi, tgk dalam kotak ijau kat sebelah kanan gambar.

Pocket yang gmot ni memang terliur bila tgk
makanan yang jumlah nya banyak cenggini,
minyak yg keluar dari dalam daging ayam KayEfSi,
(Pernah dpt ayam KayEfSi yg baru masak tak? menitik nitik minyak nyee!!)
minyak yang menitik ke bara masa kita bakar daging,
Huhuuuuu.... nafsu melampau ku sudah terbakar
tapi kan...
kata orang, orang gmot jer terliur or rase teringin
nak makan bila tgk permandangan sebegitu.
Orang kurus pulak sebaliknya jijik bila melihat
minyak minyak tu. Betul ker?
Pocketeers sekalian camana?
(Besok nak dinner ngan ayam KayEfSi lima ketul!! tte larat ker pocket nak abih kan yer?)

125. Eating Pocket

As if eating habit,
I know for a fact that all of u pocketeers are well
verse in international food. At least u've went to
eat Japanese, Indian, Chinese and even Mexican.
How do u eat anyway?
(Blogging have been soo personal that I wanna know how
do u guys eat. weird? yes I know)

Chinese?
I have, whenever I go to singapore for audit, the food
will definitely be chinese seafood. Where the food
be served in big plates and everyone on the table
'kepit' in.. heheh... of course I'm the guest of honor
so the best part of the dishes will be served to me
first and then everyone 'kepit' in. Am not bragging but
I envy them who kepit the food like a race...
Who can 'kepit' the most udang win heheheh...
The garnishing will be on the main plate,
decorated nicely with chilli cut into flower shape.
people kepit one dishes after another. Besh jer tgk
orang makan meriahnya... heheh

Indian?
The restaurant Chennai near the RFC in Sungai Petani.
where they serve great briyani and also nasi daun pisang.
where u top up the nasi for free with the house curry.
no decoration,
no garnishing,
just flat on the table.
right hand shoveling the food in.
food mixed on the daun pisang.
Finger touching the food with curry mixed together.
'dey aneee, dhal lagi!!'

Malay? nutting to add ere, most of us are,
yang kaya sikit tu makanan dihidang atas meja,
sayur and telur goreng. ayam goreng angkat
sorang seketul dan letak sebelah pinggan.
Yang miskin tu amik jer dari periuk, makan jer sesama.(Tepi tangga)
Cubit ayam dari main plate dan makan reramai.
korang amik sambal ngan sudu ker ngan tangan?
ikan dulu, then sayur, then ikan with sambal,
selang seli ngan nasi:) cepat ker lamat tu, selera anda.

the thing is, I've heard this rediculous supersticious that say
Man way of eating is the same as the way he 'eat'
'Eat' here is referring to physical intercourse between
different sexes for pleasure purpose or for reproduction.
Interesting? but then how do u make up your conclusion?

I have a friend who will eat one lauk at a time,
move on to the next lauk after the first one finished.
How do u conclude that?

Hummmm, pernah tengok orang yang koyak lauk,
susun diatas camca kemas kemas dan suap. hummm.
How do u conclude that?

What about..
makan laju laju,
makan lamat lamat, (Kunyah 40 kali is said to be sunnah rasul)
makan tak ikut urutan, kejap ayam kejap sayur,
makan ikut sangat urutan, abiskan ayam then abiskan sayur,
makan ngan tangan,
makan ngan chopstick!! kepit kepit kepit!! heheh:)

How do u conclude those with how one's 'eat'?
Ever heard of this supersticious pocketeers?
How true it is, I may never know. do u?

124. MovieUGoWith

U guys do go to movies right... well most of us are,
some of us dont. those who are, would give reason :
like the environment,
luv the popcorn,
quality time while watching,
luv to be with her in the dark. (Oooiii!!!)

those who are not, would give the reason :
susah lah nak bawak bebudaak.
hate the smell of socks and bad odour(Its ok if its mine, NG if its the big fat guy infront)
can always buy DVD for a much cheaper price.
no one to be with in the dark(Alahaaaiii)

anyway, for those who do go to watch movies,
do u choose your companion? like this movie should go
with Bendul, i dont think amy would luv this,
ayaq masa would definitely dig this...
actually think 'with who should i go if i wanna watch this movie?'

cause i've once gone to this movie with someone and
she came out not talking about the movie.
'so how was the movie?'
'biase.. buang duit ada jgak, nothing special'
it was 'along came polly' ben stiller and that girl from 'friends'.
now i dont wanna be picky
but he or she who go with me to the movie, must atleast enjoyed the movie.
i hate it if all the group start saying...
'hek enneee... sapa ajak kita mai tgk movie ni td!!?'
'bodoh giler la ending dia... rugi jer aku datang'

cause different people with different taste.
some hate malay movie, Sepi.. PiJiEl..
some hate musical movie, MammaMiya.. HaiSkulMusikal
some luv shooting movie,
some hate JonWu movie,

i've asked Farid, what does he think of Sepi? his answer was that he hated it.
'but why?' i asked... 'i dont know, never seen it'
'then how do u come to that conclusion?' me still confuse..
'Cause its a malay movie'
hummmm so i wont be asking him to see Los&Faun or antoo fighter nanti...
i've also asked ima wether she enjoyed dat movie EagleEye-SheaLabeouf.
She luved it, me on the other hand, hated it.
Its not much different from dat movie stealth
where the fighter jet able to think like human
and make decision for itself.

Basically i would prefer to go to a movie where
i'll be enjoying as much as he or she would.
But picking friends to go to the movie is such a selfish thing to do.
for instance..
'Farid.. jom gi tgk DeDavinciKod'
'eh pocket!! ima nak tgk jgak.. buleh ikut?' mencelah
'tak leh, ima tak pandai english, farid ok lah'
is such a mean thing to do dont u think?
(am not good in english either, still trying to 'absorb' the language naturally)
Which comes to my bottom line.
Am going to see the Quantum of S0lace tomorow,
Anybody wanna join me?

123. OldStuff

The other day i've read filantera's
post by the title, Cinta 101.
The story was simple yet...
i am still touched by the story and
i know everyone will...
(Go on and read it for your self to know what i mean)

Pocketeers, have u ever own something that
have been your possession for a long time?
And i mean long time as if more than 5 years.
Its hard for a pocketeers who still not old
enough to own a MyCard.
But most of u are more than that arent u?
so i bet most of u have your dear...
token of life,
item of memory,
a horcrux as if part of your life is recorded
inside the item.

I have a dear girl back in the kampong who still have her 'baby'
as she calls it, a cheap fabric sew to the shape of a rabbit,
stuffed with cotton.
(What's the general word for teddy bear? nuigurumi in japanese... but in english?)
It is hers for 14 years already and she's taking SPM next year.
basically its her bantal busuk lah... cant sleep without it. huhuuuuuu

I guess it comforts us to own something and never letting it go.(Same with luv?)
I myself own a plate bought for 400 yen per 6 pcs set. (That's Somewhat 14ringgit)
Now i have the last one. Ounis and GaijinSan broke one. (Or was it two?)
It was bought in the year of 1998. So now its nearing its 10th years with me.
Hope i can still eat from it on my 60th birthday:)
Can still remember i called up Ayie and Yan to my place
serving them with nasi ayam on the very same plate.
Back then it was still with its family. A family of six.

And not to forget my dear belt.
I bought it for 7000 yen. Quite dear for a belt bought with
my first salary working in Gangga Indian Curry House in Fukui.
it was 2002.. someone else bought the same belt.
I heard she's still wearing hers now when she's teaching
somewhere down south.
I'm at the last hole of the belt.
I need to work out more so that I can still wear
this belt attending to my daughter's wedding ceremony heheh:)

do u have any pocketeers?
a plate maybe,
a red ribbon maybe,
a belt maybe,
a cooking book maybe,
a bantal mucuk maybe,
a blog perhaps?