Wednesday, July 16, 2008

78. MarkingBig

It was saturday,
There i was waiting for Mr Big to get his approval on a
button that have a slight shining colour on it.
Mr Big came out with a smile on his face.
Good!! he is in his good mood.
'Sir, here we have a button that the colour is a bit shiny,
here is the OK button for u to compare'
'hummm... let me seee... ok aaa... no problem'
'ok? then can u please sign down here sir,
this is as a referring sample for the inspector'
'umph.. ok.. do u have a marker pen?'
n then pocket handed him a marker pen lying nearby.
he tried to scribble his signature there but the ink just
didnt stick properly.
A dried marker pen...
While Mr Big was trying to use the dried marker pen

pocket took another,
It was a new one... wrapped inside its plastic
just to ensure this one will stick properly,
Pocket pulled off the pen's cap, tried it on,
shaked the pen,
shake it like u'r using a handheld fan.
shake it like si pembakar sate
shake it hard.

And then Pocket handed the marker pen to Mr Big
MrBig Signed the button facing down.
as pocket was saying thank you, pocket saw black dots.
The ink must have splattered all over the place.
Some of them hit Mr Big. hahahah
Bulls eye on the nose,
some on the cheek,
even on his shirt.
101 dalmation
the ink is light so u cant feel it hitting u.
pocket also hit but not in the face
(This explains why Mr Big Himself didnt realize any dots on pockets face)
Mr Big smiled and say 'ok.. go on with this sample'
'thank you again Mr Big' keeping a straight face,
Pocket went out of his office terrified of his sin,
walking briskly down the hall hoping no one would realize
but then...he could hear in the distance
'sir... your face...' clearly Farid noticed and pointed out to MrBig..
'POCKEEEETTTT!!!'
heheheh,
U dont wanna know what happened to pocket after dat.
Lets just say that the paramedics have to use
dental record to identify the body ..huhuuuu
It was the hardest thing i've ever did ...
keeping a straight face talking to a man
i respect with ink all over his face thanks
to my wrong doing!!
huhuuuuuuuuu

18 comments:

cHeRyNa PiReS said...

pocket is so nottiiiiiii....hihihi...

Ayaq masak said...

pengajaran: berhati-hati jika anda ternampak seorang jejaka sedang memegang marker pen lalu menggoncang-goncangnya dengan kuat. Lebih afdal jika anda membuka payung dan menghalakannya kepada dia.

filantera said...

hahahahah i wonder what will it be if buat gitu kat my hindustani boss!!

sure jadi citer hindi hhaha

~ mizzAmy ~ said...

~ 1st- gambar tuh sangat cute. hehehehe... besar nor tangan Mr Big tuh.

2nd- sian kat dier, naper tak say sorry jer awal2 tuh. maybe la dia faham kan sebab nya tak sengaja. then, apa terjadi ekh lepas tuh? ~

CRAZY BEAUTIFUL88 said...

salam..besaunya tangan tuh

bendul said...

hahahahahaah... lawok lawok..
ngaper ko tak lap kan jer.. kalo takleh kuo, ko amik kain buruk lembap tu ko lap muka mr. big.. mesti lagi happening..
hahahahahah...

Ceera said...

hahahahahaha....

mesti nyorok bawah meja kan...

mummysyafie said...

adoii pocket..tolong lah lap pastu kan

banji said...

hahah i don't know if you notice this already. but you really have a talent there in both writing and drawing :)

Keep it up bro

Pocket said...

Cheryna P,
Noti ker?
that was an accident laaa, :)
but not telling him and tries to
run away with dat can be considered
as noti la kot.
eheheh...

Ayaq,
heheh,
jadi lepas ni pocket akan memegang marker pen bila berjalan di Gurney Plaza,
sesiapa yang membuka payung mereka dan menghalakan kearah Ku, boleh la dianggap seorang blogger:)
heheheh

Waahhh!!! ayaq masak is referring me as 'Jejaka'
wuhuuuuuuuuuuuuu... Muik!! (*_*)


Filantera,
hindustani, englishmen, yankees, malay,
no different la bro...
u'll be beaten the same .. hahahaha
But for hindi, the sound
'Dushum'
'buishk'
'buakh!' will be a lot clearer:)

Amy,
Actually MrBig tu tak la besar sangat, but since am calling him 'MrBig' that's why i drawn him a little bit 'Big' heheh,

Umph, betui tu Amy, kalau la pocket bg tau jer.
Pastinya tak la teruk sangat kena belasah... hehehe,
tp takuuuutttt. Ntah hapa hapa kan...

C Beaut,
heheh, perspective nyer gitulah,
pasal button tu pun besor jgak,
pocket jer jd kecik,
eheh,

Bendul,
hahaha, betul jgak kan,
buat cam Mr Big tu statue jer,
amik kain buruk berdekatan n lap jer yek?
heheh, mahu kena ratah idup idupan:)

Ceera,
nyorok jauh jauh,
tp still dia phone kalu kena jawab,
so kena la ngadap,
kalau dah ngadap, memang kena belasah la jawabnya
hahahaha

Mummy S,
hummm... nak la lap, tp permanent marker,
mestinya tak kuar. lagi satu ... takut.
heheheh:D


Banji,
hehe, its not good in doing it or not,
its just me spending my time letting the
mouse dance on Excell:)
heheh,
will keep it going :D

Amiene Rev said...

Woooww that was sooooo big hand! And it's dark... and it's black... and I afraid...

~ mizzAmy ~ said...

~ kena belasah ker? belasah in term of kena marah or belasah betul2? tak kan la kot.... ~

lindosh said...

incik pockett.. saya ada sesuatu

azie said...

noty! noty!

pocket noty! next time, dia buat kat u plak, baru tau,ehehe..but bkn slh u pun kan..

Princess Liyana said...

huhu..besarnya tangan tu:)ahaks

A t i Q a h said...

Ha ha ha. Kalau Farid tak tegur, ntah sampai mana dia tayang muka dalmation tu.

Ayaq masak said...

Oh sorry, my bad. It should be 'pakcik' and not 'jejaka'. My bad my bad. ;P

Pocket said...

Amiene R,
it was not the hand that is big,
the pocket is small :)

Amy,
tak la bebetul nyer kena tumbuk n tendang,
eheheheh,
tp kena marah kuat kuat laa.. hehehe:)
but in our term, belasah!! huhuuu...

Lindosh,
dah tgk!! terimakasih,
cuma terpikir pocket bukan lah daily :/

Azie,
heheh next time dia amik cat jer n taruk on top of the pocket... wahahahah
btui tu, accident accident!!

Liyana,
besor besor,
namo pun Mr Big :)
hehehe

Tiqah,
hooh kan,
kalau la farid tak tegur,
surely dia akan ke kantin with that dalmation look.
he wont realise it untill he goes into the toilet to touch up...

cian la plak kan... huhu

Ayaq,
tak per ayaq, tiada kesalahan dilakukan disitu,
aku terima tohmahan itu dengan bangga,
Pocket memang kekal jejaka wahahahah:)