542. GiveAway Winner iss....

Hey hey!
Pocketeers,
Untuk bakal pemenang sekalian,
Jangan buat apa apa lagi,
Terus gi komen dulu!
‘Saya pung! Saya pung!’
And describe when did u did your post
about your blood donation.

So dah komen?
Okeh.. mari kita teruskan ngan post sebenar.
Seperti yang kamu tahu,
pocket gi derma darah lagi.
lepas hantar maktuk gi klinik,
pocket terus bergegas ke spital yan
yang ada la secawan teh tarik jer jaraknya
 dari umah pocket.
(Measurement begini menyatakan, kalau la pocket
dok minum teh tarik kat belakang keter.
By the time teh tarik tu abis,
sampai la gak ke spitalnya..heheh)

tak tunggu lama dah, trus ke tempat nak derma darah
tu sambil memegang buku merah didada.
supaya senang nampak tujuan kita.
'Assalamualaikum!'
'waalaikumsalam, derma darah yer bang? isi borang ni yer'
tak sempat nak ngorat misi lagi, trus diarahkan
penderma ni ke tempat mengisi borang.

langkah langkah yang lain, pocket takyah citer.
cuma part yg besh adalah...
abang 'runner' ni dok pegang kunci keter sambil
 menunggu disebelah katil.
pocket heran la gak.. tanya la kan.. 'Lu apa cer?'
'ohh abang punya darah (He meant pocket's blood) 
dah terbukti tak der masaalah dalam rekod kami, 
so buleh pakai terus! ni ada orang kat alor setar 
tengah menanti darah abang sekarang ni..
ni yang sayer dok tunggu ni.'

pergh!! darah ku ditunggu tunggu!
selama ni tak deer pun orang nak
tunggu pocket yg meninggalkan
perasaan positive.
Negative banyak la kan.
tunggu pocket masa dating.
(sebab lambat)
tunggu pocket siapkan keja?
haa yg ni banyak.
tunggu pocket post citer kat
ToMyPocket ni?
lagi la tak der rasenyer...

tp kali ni pocket ditunggu!
Terasa besh plak pocket ditunggu,
dengan nyawa dipertaruhkan,
pocket ditunggu!
dengan harapan yang ada donor,
darah pocket ditunggu!
peh.. terasa besh :D

541. Kenapa Karipap Kenapa!?

pocketeers,
kebelakangan ni pocket jarang update,
dulu azam tahun baru nak cecah 300 post
for 2012, tapi kalau camni gayanya..
100 post for 2012 pung tak sampai agaknya.
almaklum lah.. balik balik GA.
balik balik GA.
Sila refer 531. U Jump, I Jump. Sempat lagi nih!!

heheheh:)

kenapa?
well memang la ianya akan terdengar bagaikan alasan
semata mata.. macam budak noti disuruh beli sayur,
pulang sejam kemudian peluh peluh kata anjin ligan
dan duit abih suma cicir..
iyoo lah tu, anjin ligan la sangat ^^

alasan pocket adalah,
pocket tukar department kat kilang ni, naik pangkat? tak...
just simply diorang tukar jobscope pocket.
kejam kan?
i mean, kita dok pulun cop kotak dekat lima tahun dah,
sampai pocket jadi pandai n dah buleh stabilkan diri
dok cop kotak...daaaahhh diorang ubah gi tempat lain.
(tapi deep inside i know they want me to shine)
So sekarang ni busy la sikit, almaklumlah la .. keja baru.

keja apa?
lets say that pocket nyer kilang ni buat karipap.
Dulu pocket jaga tepung yang masuk,
ubi punya delivery-in or dagin tu elok ker tak..
sekarang pocket disuruh gi jawab ngan kastemer,
kalau kalau ada komplen kata kaki lipas dikesan
dalam karipap... or karipap goreng tak masak..
or ada yang kulit tekoyak n isi tekeluar.
Pocket kena jawab report kater
Containment Action :
Sort out all the karipap in the store, mark with green dot.
method of checking....
Xray for the kaki lipas using EQX2320 Xray machine.

Part No : KPD 1244 M 

Part Name : (Karipap Pusing Dagin Medium )

Defect : Pusingan tak cukup, patutnya ada 49 line, yang ni ada 42 saja.

ohh.. keja susah ni beb!!
dulu buleh la belagak..
agak agak awek dari supplier tepung tu tak layan,
buleh buat belagak rijek tepung diorang..
in the end awek tu kena layan kita untuk
3 temujanji.
'I nak makan udang dengan u, 
kalau tak.. tepung u nanti i rijek 18 lot!!
bukan susah sangat nak cari kutu dlm 
tepung tu, inspector i buleh jumpak punyaa'
(Jahat kan... i know)

sekarang ni tak leh dah la.
orang lain la plak belagak ngan kita.
suruh kita buat macam macam..
ohh hope that there is a cute and young customer
yang nak buat benda yg sama kat pocket kembali.
jangan kan 3 temujanji dik,
16 pung abang usahakan :D heheheh (Gattaall!!)

so pocketeers, gitu lah alasan nya kenapa
kebelakangan ni tak post sangat.
Tengah dok biasakan diri ngan tempat baru.
harap tempat ni besh la...
harap tempat ni besh laa...
harap tempat ni gaji nyer besh laaaaa...

540. Fly Fishing

Pocketeers,

There is one method of fishing that is called 'FlyFishing'
This method is just another method, nothing special about it.
Its just like the variance of how u like your eggs, poached?
sunny side up? scrambled or suku masak? simply kukus ngan budu?
pergh!!

the definition is ... (Taken from Wikipedia of course)
...is an angling method in which an artificial 'fly' is used to catch fish.
The fly is cast using a fly rod, reel, and specialized weighted line.
Casting a nearly weightless fly or 'lure' requires casting techniques
significantly different from other forms of casting.
Fly fishermen use hand tied flies that resemble natural invertebrates
or other food organisms, or 'lures' to provoke the fish to strike.


...or what ever that was suppose to mean,
anyway!!
what interest me was they're not using real bait.
they're using 'lure' or what they call as ...
'...HandTiedFlies that resemble natural invertebrates...'
not to lie to u pocketeers,
but some of the flies are quite pretty :D

Lawa camana pun... still!! menipu la kan..
tipu ikan kater...
'haaa!! sila mai sila oooi mai besila, 
yang jauh mai dekat, 
yang dekat teruih sentap'
sedap kalu mai la lagi,
tak cukup nasi, ghoti kami bagi,
ajak abang, ajak adik,
lagi ghamai, lagi canteek,
bukan nak muhong bukan nak cerita,
niin dia mai, seddap punya dok ada!!'
(With a bit of 'Shaddah' at the 'D' in 'sedap')

I guess that is it about man,
they just cheat their way to get what they want,
to 'eat' what they want,
the be happy in what they're doing..
and if it was a tournament,
to win.

Ohh... Lied to anyone lately pocketeers?
I know i did... ohhhh

539. I Know What U Are Doing....

You!!
I think I know what U'r trying to do.
U are trying to bend our mind and let us think
like how U think.
yeah maybe people didnt realize it yet... but
I know and I'm going to tell on you, its like
when we're still at darjah dua, one guy is
doing something notty and another is
singing...
'tak tau! tu diaa.. bagi tau cikgu!!'

First of all U give us hot girls with obvious
cleavage and nice legs.. of course, its like a
synonym with girls with nice legs, they
usually have flawless skin and pointy nose.
of course we'll be 'kechik tapak tangan nyiru
kami tadahkan.'
Cant blame me, I'm just an ordinary guy
by putting those beautiful chics in outfit with
weigh less then 40grams (The material is less U see)
Girls in Malaysia also starting to wear like u showed
us to. Ohh the deceive.

Yeah yeah I know, U've also given us hot guys
also, with strong jaws and butt chin. but I'm
not gonna elaborate on guys right?
ok.. moving on the the next point :D

Then U've given us the lifestyle.
A lifestyle where guys coming into girls room
without even knocking. Where guys come into
his neighbor's house to eat and spendin time.
Remember that miniseries 'Friends'?
chandler was always my favorite.

but back then the 'SOX' thing was less
but now.. mak aih.
they just say it out loud just because they
have the '18SX parental guide needed' licence.
(I know u know 'How i met your mother')

Oh talking about lifestyle,
U've also showed us the misleading lifestyle
where girls are allowed to stay with three
guys and living the fantasy life of every
little kid in the world. Oh not only that
she's cute and hilarious, she also have a hot
friend 'Cece' waaaahhhh...
Its a fantasy every kid would love to have
when they've grown up.
(New Girl with zooey deschanel.. pergh comel dia tu)

..and U also thought us to accept gay in
our community like its not a sin.
Nowadays, gay and transgender is
just as normal as a broken traffic light in
Butterworth. (Glee with kurt hummel and Santana... )

Yes i'm 'open-minded' too...
I'm so open-minded that I got the chance to stayed
with girls house-mate for 3friggin years!!
413. ThatWasThen...
but I'd say that I'll be just as 'closed-up'
like my grandmother if it was not because of u.

Thanks to you TV, astro and the cahnnel 711,
the whole media if I can say.
if it was not because of U,
I may not know... how to kiss!! ('MAY' ok... bukan pasti lagi)
seriously pocketeers, if it was not because of the media,
do u think boys in malaysia be kissing girls on the lips?
(Eh! kitab karma sutra ada citer pasal camana nak kiss tak?)

Lets just say that we're still living like our
grandfather who still believe in bulan mengambang
and air pasang. No tv.. no crappy majalah 'mempelam'
Would we be as open as we are now?
boys will be shivering just by the touch of girls skin.
and not like nowadays....

So i'm going to tell on u,
u are the devil who tricked our mind.
who made us think the way we are now.
who are the one to be cut-off if we wanna solve
this problem of social issues.
U media!! u are the cause.


but then again, to whom should I tell U to?
ohh...