Dan Dalam Cinta.. Ada Kita Ada Semuaaaaaa.. oi!!
(lagu M Nasir ker sapa ntah?)
today i'm going to write a post that have
a bit of blue color in it. I have my point
and I hope u'll see it by the end of my karangan.
Men are made to be filthy-minded, sex-oriented
and most of the time cant think straight.
When I'm saying men, I'm also referring to
all those cikgu, ustat, bapak bapak menteri also...
The different with me from ustat usop
tingkatan lima dulu is...
His will to follow regulation is much higher than mine.
And thus he will not do anything that I'm doing to
fulfill the sexual needs in a sinful way.
(Pergh kebelakangan ni pocket menulih banyak formal kan.. boring boring)
So since men are as per mentioned above,
we tend to keep our view free,
seeking for something nice to see.
Usually consist on ladies aurat.
(Yes, the 'bwelkh' part starts)
Its like we have an auto fokus with moving gears
inside this eyeballs to seek the nice scenery better.
Beautiful ladies with short skirt is not much to see..
this is because the fair skin is not a mystery anymore
as her short skirt is about 12mm lower then her..... (Tak nak sambung)
yes.. go ahead and 'bweekkk'
The one that our eyes will be attracted to the most
is those hidden one, those that is not allowed or covered.
Like those opening in between your shirt buttons or..
the opening that was caused by your handphone weight
pulling the collar down or... your butang baju kurung.
The fact that the owner actually forbid us to see make it
felt like an adventure. A question of what lies beyond
the darkness. oh oh!!
what was that!!? was that the.... (Tak nak sambung...)
bweekkkk!! I know!! hate me
As much as I hate to admit to this but this is the truth,
we crave for this mysterious glimpse of the unknown.
(And I know, u girls too. In your own venusian way)
The problem is...
when sometime the auto rotating eye balls
are becoming good in seeking and off it went
looking to the same opening.... but on men.
then what we're going to see is the bulu ketiak
from the opening underneath the big short sleeve kemeja...
All bushy like some hairy teddy bear with black fur..
and those hairy men nipples that i dont even wanna describe...
not to mention those ponggong with kurap for men
who tak sedar diri yang kamu tu gmort lagi mau pakai low waist!!
look at beautiful things,
and u'll be beautiful.
look at nasty things.... well ... oh oh