Friday, March 23, 2012

537. Dalam Baju .. Ada Cinta..


Dan Dalam Cinta.. Ada Kita Ada Semuaaaaaa.. oi!!
(lagu M Nasir ker sapa ntah?)

pocketeers,
today i'm going to write a post that have
a bit of blue color in it. I have my point
and I hope u'll see it by the end of my karangan.

Men are made to be filthy-minded, sex-oriented
and most of the time cant think straight.
When I'm saying men, I'm also referring to
all those cikgu, ustat, bapak bapak menteri also...
The different with me from ustat usop
tingkatan lima dulu is...
His will to follow regulation is much higher than mine.
And thus he will not do anything that I'm doing to
fulfill the sexual needs in a sinful way.
(Pergh kebelakangan ni pocket menulih banyak formal kan.. boring boring)

So since men are as per mentioned above,
we tend to keep our view free,
seeking for something nice to see.
Usually consist on ladies aurat.
(Yes, the 'bwelkh' part starts)

Its like we have an auto fokus with moving gears
inside this eyeballs to seek the  nice scenery better.
Beautiful ladies with short skirt is not much to see..
this is because the fair skin is not a mystery anymore
as her short skirt is about 12mm lower then her..... (Tak nak sambung)

yes.. go ahead and 'bweekkk'

The one that our eyes will be attracted to the most
is those hidden one, those that is not allowed or covered.
Like those opening in between your shirt buttons or..
the opening that was caused by your handphone weight
pulling the collar down or... your butang baju kurung.
The fact that the owner actually forbid us to see make it
felt like an adventure. A question of what lies beyond
the darkness. oh oh!!
what was that!!? was that the.... (Tak nak sambung...)

bweekkkk!! I know!! hate me


As much as I hate to admit to this but this is the truth,
we crave for this mysterious glimpse of the unknown.
(And I know, u girls too. In your own venusian way)

The problem is...
when sometime the auto rotating eye balls
are becoming good in seeking and off it went
looking to the same opening.... but on men.
bweekkk!!
then what we're going to see is the bulu ketiak
from the opening underneath the big short sleeve kemeja...
All bushy like some hairy teddy bear with black fur..
bweekkkk!!

and those hairy men nipples that i dont even wanna describe...
bweeekkkk!!!

not to mention those ponggong with kurap for men
who tak sedar diri yang kamu tu gmort lagi mau pakai low waist!!
bweeekkkkk!!!

tak naaaaakkkkkkk!!!!!
tidaaaakkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!

so pocketeers,
look at beautiful things,
and u'll be beautiful.
look at nasty things.... well ... oh oh

18 comments:

Dhiya Fariza said...

hahahaha ok. but i cant stop laughing. haha

Akue Achik said...

gmbr pocket tu sumpah sy tak tahu apa..hahahahaa

pnh tgok satu drama jepun..laki dia ensem dah,,skali angkt tgn, masyaAllah...ilg ensem..

sma jga mcm pmpuan..agagagag :D

K2r~90 said...

what can i say.. heerm.. reality..


agree with u !!

Syazwan Che Deraman said...

Hahhahah..

tulus dari hati ni pocket.

najwa aminah abas said...

damn pocket. this is too sexy. having to know ur view on whats sexy. the forbidden fruit never fail yes?

Muhammad Saiazuan Norhalik said...

lol bluekkk ;p

H.S said...

errr..

hahahahaha

tapi betul lah tu.

lolololololololol

p/s saya suka tulisan formal o.o

Liselle MonCherie said...

Erk,sometimes the truth is always needed right? Ugly truth then XD

Cha said...

Hahahaha! Pocket, ur entry is so amusing!

I remembered when I was in KTM heading back to KL Sentral. Ada sorang makcik Iran ( i guess so ), dalam KTM dah la sesak sebab weekend kan, Makcik Iran ni boleh pulak buat free show dengan membuka armpit dia menayangkan kepada kami semua di dalam coach yg memang padat macam sardin.


Mata Cha ni nakal sikit. saja la nak nenok ketiak makcik tu sama ada dah trim ke tak.

Oh Goshhhhhh!!!

bulu ketiak tebal hitam pekat panjang2 dah macam buli ketiak lelaki!!! Mata i terus trauma taknak lagi dah tengok ketiak org lain.

Moral story, nak pakai short sleeve make sure bulu ketiak dah trim dulu

muehehehehe :p

zonaku said...

hehehehehee.... dasyat pengalaman Cha...



i agree with u pocket. but i cannot figure out the drawing... what is that?

Pocket said...

DhiyaF,
..am glad u are entertained by this sis :D

Achik,
ok ok!!
memang lukisan tak menjadi.
oh maafkan lah^^

so bulu ketiak pung kira
Checking Item gak lah yer?

K2r-90,
heheh,
so jangan tengok lelaki punyer,
tengok pompuan jer okeh :D

ShazwanCD,
Tulus ikhlas bro!

NajwaAminahAbas,
tak gak..
pasal tak penah nampak apa apa pun selalunya :D
still the adventure is just too delicious for us to ignore.

Saiazuan,
hahah uweekkkk!!

ShaheerahHana,
tulisan formal kalau merapu,
mungkin juga menghiburkan. :D

liselleMoncherrie,
this truth is not open for ladies as young as u sis :D

Cha,
...dah tertengok
dah menyesal kan.. hahaah

so best if tak tengok dari mula hahah:D

heheh and yes,
untuk kamu kamu sekalian yang saham masih tinggi, sila kontrol okeh.
:D

kang spoil

Linda,
itu sepatutnya gambah gap antara button kat baju kemeja...
adehlaaaa ^^

LidiaSuraya said...

Huwawawawa nkl ek c pocket ni...

Btw
Salam knl.. ;)

Chuu Muqhlis said...

ngahhh XD post yg tulus ikhlas dr pocket!

Muhammad Saiazuan Norhalik said...

i've been wondering, did i hurt ur heart pocket? havent seeing u visiting my blog for a while.. :)

Pocket said...

lidiasuraya,
heheh, nakal bertempat:D

chuu muqhlis,
tulus ikhlas woo!
sampai naik takut nak tulis.

saiazuan,
actually pegi selalu, cuma makin jarang komen. 'my way' punyer post baca sampai abis. GTO series jer xsempat baca. 2 3 ari ni kalut sket la bro..

anamizu kaito said...

hahaha apela pocket nih =P
errr tp mmg tu la kenyataan kot..

hahahaha adeh cant stop laughing =P





luv,
cik ana

Bitt (double IS) said...

ahhahahahhahahaha then u should draw nice one laaa.... :P

Hanie Dew said...

bbwwuueeekkk..lemah betul kalau ternampak bulu ketiak tak trim.

oh goshh..sesungguhnya pandangan mata pocket sudah tercemar.padan muka sapa suruh. hahahahhaha..