Friday, May 14, 2010

290. CheckPerut

Pocketeers,
pocket can sometime be so dull (Tumpul)
that if he was suppose to be an axe...
he would look like a hammer. Blunt and thick.

HEMY from his post ...
'Langgar je, takyah pikir-pikir!!! naluri suami mmg hebat!!!'
...reminded me of this story. A short one, its weekend anyway.

I was calling Zaifizam, the Zaifizam from the post : 130.Senawang
he was driving his 4WD, he cant talk.. 'ok.. i'll call u later yah'

Then about 4 hour later, i called him again.
'Alamak beb, kejap lagi buleh ka.. aku tgh duk check perut la'
'Aaahhh, ok ok.. wei apasai wei!!?'
'Tuuuttt tuuutttt' he didnt answered. Wah!! i began to panic.
What can possibly happen to my friend that he needed to check
his stomach? err..

And so i waited, walk the same two point back and forth till the
my shoes worn off and my knee lost its ligamen, about 20 minute
or so and i called again... this time he was on the passenger seat of
his wife's Altis.
'Wei!! pasai apa wei!?'
'Tak dak apa aiihh, aku accident la ngan bini aku'
'Hang accident ngan bini hang? macam mana buleh jadi tu? simpang?'
He drives a 4wd, his wife drives an Altis...
would be nasty hit i thought. Imagining them getting out
of their parking area and the lady's thinkin lady's first,
the men never understand women so... bedebang!!
'La nak jadi macam mana lagi, macam biasa ja la..
tgh duk drive best best.. tak sedaq punya pasai.. accident la. hheeh'
Zaifizam is chuckling all the way.. i bet the accident
was a silly mistake like the kind u'd laugh about after.
'Hang lagi buleh gelak.. sampai kena check perut punya accident,
mesti teruk punya nih.. so perut tu ok ka? jahit?'
'Perut ok jerr... Alhamdulillah.. dah 8 minggu dah'


eh? check perut? 8 minggu?
loh!!nasib baik dia tak bagi tau camana accident.
kalau tak.. mahu jadi cerita lain dah post pocket
ari nih heheheh:)


Tumpul nyer pocket...
Tumpul nyer pocket...

21 comments:

intan izani said...

hahahaha
accident tu rupenye..
;p

aBoi said...

hahaha....
ingat kan accident apa... cett !

HEMY said...

camtu plak...macam dem..mmg dull aku jadinya

~LP Lum~ said...

salam poket~

hehehe... ada dar pocket... :p
tapikan kalo sy pun msti mcm tu gak.. huhuhu... benar2 lurus xde bengkok2 ar... :p

Nur -al- Ain said...

elelelee, kudus nye pocket.. ;)) hee

HoPe said...

hahahaha..if i were in ur situation at that time...i'd probably ask the same questions..

mier@merr said...

bile pocket kata pocket ni tumpul..terus pkiran saya mnjadi tajam..wahaha...

sila jangan jadi terlebey tajam macam fatt chin choy ye... nnti blog kne tukar tema...

ayunda maajis said...

oit2..citer aper ni? huhu saya budak2 lagi..ahaha

cHeRyNa PiReS said...

kenapa sha dok teringat lelaki berperut buncit?

tehais said...

check perut sbb pregnant ka?

err..hehehe

YanTzYanTtiE said...

owwwwwwhhhh (^_^)

*SiRibenMerah said...

wow....

BuDakHutaN said...

suspen jak baca cerita ni... hahaha... kalau dah suami isteri masih istilah eksiden ker? hahaha...

Ayaq masak said...

Haha... apasal aku macam laju je tangkap? Ni pasal berkawan ngan Sarapi banyak sangat la ni (salahkan bliau hahah)

SuFy said...

lolx..hahhaa..sy da pikir lain da tdi..huhuhu...tumpul nyer pocket!!!eheee

Pocket said...

Intan,Aboi
Hooh hooh, accident tu ^^;

HEMY,
HEMY pun jadi dull? waahhh:D

Linda,Hope
Yea, ada jgak orang yg tak dpt tangkap kan.. tp betul laa!!
mesti nak kena tanya jgak soalan soalan tu kan.. accident? apa lagi kan..

Ain,
Kudus yer perkataan nyer?
heheheh, yang ni pocket tak tahu

Miera,
oh!oh! jangan tajamkan diri,
pocket buleh jadi tumpul,
buleh jadi tajam :)

Ayunda,
budak lagi ker?
budak tak dibenarkan ada blog :D
heheheh

Sha,
hahahah, bayangkan kesan tembus yang dijahit.. yang tu la yg pocket duk bayangkan.. hahahah

TehAis,
Hooh, check perut tu,
yang scan tu, yg buleh nampak baby tu.

Yanti,Iyra
heheh:)

BudakHutan,
hahahah, kalau dah tak nak lagi ker,
kalau baru lepas operation ker..
accident la kiranya kan:)

Ayaq,
somehow terasa ayaq memang paling buleh tangkap.. kenapa?

jangan kawan ngan sarapi tu sangat :D
eh sarapi tu sapa?

SuFy,
umph!! kekadang tu memang tumpul.

Super Nia Hana said...

ayaq ..ko mmg advance!

watashi ujung2 baru paham..syarafi..apa ko ajar adik watashi sorang neh?
ahahahhaha

UglyPooh said...

hikhik..tgk tajuk pun sy da agak psl pegnant...:-p

BuDakHutaN said...

ok ok... dah faham..hehehe...
almaklumlah...belum ada pengalaman... hahaha...

Dee said...

x tumpul..lmbt pickup je..hahaha..

Cik Qemm said...

hahaha. yela kan die tu lelaki sure la pelik check perut kan :P