290. CheckPerut

Pocketeers,
pocket can sometime be so dull (Tumpul)
that if he was suppose to be an axe...
he would look like a hammer. Blunt and thick.

HEMY from his post ...
'Langgar je, takyah pikir-pikir!!! naluri suami mmg hebat!!!'
...reminded me of this story. A short one, its weekend anyway.

I was calling Zaifizam, the Zaifizam from the post : 130.Senawang
he was driving his 4WD, he cant talk.. 'ok.. i'll call u later yah'

Then about 4 hour later, i called him again.
'Alamak beb, kejap lagi buleh ka.. aku tgh duk check perut la'
'Aaahhh, ok ok.. wei apasai wei!!?'
'Tuuuttt tuuutttt' he didnt answered. Wah!! i began to panic.
What can possibly happen to my friend that he needed to check
his stomach? err..

And so i waited, walk the same two point back and forth till the
my shoes worn off and my knee lost its ligamen, about 20 minute
or so and i called again... this time he was on the passenger seat of
his wife's Altis.
'Wei!! pasai apa wei!?'
'Tak dak apa aiihh, aku accident la ngan bini aku'
'Hang accident ngan bini hang? macam mana buleh jadi tu? simpang?'
He drives a 4wd, his wife drives an Altis...
would be nasty hit i thought. Imagining them getting out
of their parking area and the lady's thinkin lady's first,
the men never understand women so... bedebang!!
'La nak jadi macam mana lagi, macam biasa ja la..
tgh duk drive best best.. tak sedaq punya pasai.. accident la. hheeh'
Zaifizam is chuckling all the way.. i bet the accident
was a silly mistake like the kind u'd laugh about after.
'Hang lagi buleh gelak.. sampai kena check perut punya accident,
mesti teruk punya nih.. so perut tu ok ka? jahit?'
'Perut ok jerr... Alhamdulillah.. dah 8 minggu dah'


eh? check perut? 8 minggu?
loh!!nasib baik dia tak bagi tau camana accident.
kalau tak.. mahu jadi cerita lain dah post pocket
ari nih heheheh:)


Tumpul nyer pocket...
Tumpul nyer pocket...