320. Hall of beauty...

Bendul is to blame,
he was the one introducing me to this dot com site that
is so jahat in its way but still fulfilling every men who
visit that site with full of beautiful and beautiful pics.
Try google up GarDeesChoMel[dot]kom
(Of course that is not the actual spelling but u know what i mean)

if the owner of the site is a nuffnanger, then he'd make
hundreds or thousands by the month just by his traffic.
the owner is good. he (Or She!!?) knows that there is
a lot of men browsing internet just to see cute faces and
sexy legs. (Or cleavage for all that matters)
and so he delivers...
A homepage that only shows pic of ...
sexy girls but not naked.
cute girls but not artist.
Beautiful pic but not published
(Some artist does come up every now and then though)
pic that u can sometime stumble upon
after 10 bloghopping, or checked the pic of 30 random people
in FB.

hell, i'm spendin 10 to 20 clicks everytime i'm visiting the site.
and i have to force my hand to click the shut down button or
else it'll be the sunrise.

oh it will benefit the men of course,
we can spend our precious connection to look at nature's beauty.
and it will definitely be a benefit to the girls...
cause if your pic ever posted in the homepage,
then u'll know u are beautiful by most eyes.

to the owner of that site.
'i dont care if the
site is new, or dying.
but i support u!! '

319. Pemenangnya ialah!!!...

Pavel Batum ker saper namer nyer entah,

bukan orang sini, orang negeri yg ada salji kot.

pocket pun tak tau, tp gambar dibawah adalah

gambar akuarium pemenang

International Aquarium Plant Layout Contest for 2010.

menarik kan.. diorang buat contest utk penggila akuarium

masuk... entry fees nyer pocket tak tau la plak kan,

tp kalau pemenangnyer dpt 30 ribu.. peh terasa la macam

nak masuk jgak kan.. berapa ringgit pun.

kalau menang dpt 30 ribu,

kalau tak menang pun, atleast ada hiasan 'hidup' kat umah

yang menariknya ialah...

pocketeers sekalian tgk gambo tu,

tak nampak macam hutan getah kat kampung kita dedulu ker?

peh.. hampir sebijik beb!!

yes ada hidupan, gambo dibesarkan.. ni haa gambo udang.

peh, aquascaping buat hutan getah pun buleh dpt 30 ribu beb...

aquascaping anyone?

318. Mim, Cha, Ha

this is a sensitive issue,
i have to claim that i'm not trying to mock any race in this post.
i'm just trying to question the direction of our local TV with its
reality program that sometime can get outta hand.
(Or is it me that is still too orthodox? U tell me)

Mim is referring to the race that eats using their hands
Not much different with Ha since they too eats using their hands
but very much different with Cha who eats using two piece of wood.

Mim usually referred to as 'Pemalas' though nowadays they're proven
to be more hardworking then other race since they're too able to sit on top.
Cha however, usually referred to as the hardworking type.
And they also related with 'liars' in every sentence they pronounce.
This i tell u is a lie. Cause lately, Cha also do business in the most
honest way till u doubt it. Thinking there must be a catch somewhere.
Ha... well if u would put a string to their story line.
It'll be a big ball of strings. Berbelit belit!!
THis too i found is a common misinterpretation.
Its a human nature, not that particular res nature.

Beauty in Mim Girls, Cha Girls, Ha Girls,
I luv Mim girls since they're suppose to be the discipline type.
Yet they're naughty in their own way ^^ and the naughtiness
under those sweetly tucked tudung is much sexy from my
point of demented view.

I luv Cha Girls since they're obviously sexy...
they can wear the shortest denim pants and look good in it.
too short that u'd start to think 'is that the...?'

Ha Girls?
They're often found with full of volume.
Men would drools over those who kept their volume
in the best way. ever seen them in their traditional outfit?
Oh oh!!

and so they're making this reality tv shows finding the best
Mim girl to be dub as the winner for 2010 Gadis Mim...
the question would be...
Are Mim Girls should be out there camping in the woods?
Are Mim Girls should be wearing tight outfit till the silhouette
looks like u're naked?
Are Mim GIrls should be Camera Friendly till the viewer starts
to giggle themself?

Now come the hard part.
I am not saying u readers should be the traditional Mim Girl like
our ancestors were. Hell .. if u girls start to stop giggling,
stop wearing sexy baju kurung,
stop being naughty and happy go lucky like u do now,
then this world would be a boring place to live in.

i'm just saying that a tv show should not be emphasizing how a
mim girl should be. Cause it'll be a standard and in 5 years...
Every one would think that a mim girl is a girl who should be able
to dance a traditional dance wearing kain batik showing bit of
Gastrocnemius Muscle, being lifted by Ajnabi as she dance
here and there.

I'm just saying that no tv should set a standard to u mim girls,
and i like u just they way u are...

317. Girls with celak...

... and grunge look make me drools.

I am in luv with this local lady actor
who look a lot like amy lee from
evanescence.
More to the amy lee u see in
'my immortal' or 'burn' rather then
'bring me back to life' or 'call me
when u sober' kinda amy.

somehow, someway ...
i found her soo hot lately,
(Not amy lee.. but this local lady actor)
she actually responded to me the other day,
Which makes me luving her even more.

then i, as usual google up her photo.
Watching back some of her vdo (From her drama)
pushing the pause button every now and then
just to see that honey sweet smile a wee bit longer.

Hey!! lets name her shall we... Amy!!
The resemblance thing remember?
I am so in luv with her, i think i wanna have her vdo
in my handphone so that she can be with me everyday.
SHe acted as a wild kid once, with leather and black t shirt
like how avril lavigne use to look. Luving her then.
she also acted as a normal kid. Luving her too.

Looking at her for soo many hour,
(Downloaded two of her drama's from the net)
and then i realized...
eh!!?
her criteria, the character, the nose, her lips,
hair!! is a lot like someone i know previously.
oh oh!! i may be wrong!!
no i dont think i've ever fallen for amy...
i'm think i'm missing someone.

someone who i've come to cross along my path,
someone who was there. filling me up along the way.
Someone who even change my world.
Yes, i think i'm missing someone.

rindu rindu pergi la jauh,
rindu rindu tinggalkan aku,
rindu rindu biar ku jatuh,
sakit berdarah teringatkan kamu.

Adeehh..
now u know why i'm not updating so much...
i'm lovesick.

316. Mana Semua Orang Haaa!!?

Short story telling it shorter.
kami kat kilang dibenarkan gi semayang jumaat (Alhamdulillah)
kampeni kami benarkan kami gi, even sediakan bas tiga bijik
nak suruh kami gi semayang jumaat...
(Ada jgak yang tak nak gi tu tak tahu lah..)

so macam biasa kul 1230 berkumpul kat depan gadhaus
macam bebudak nak gi rombongan ke air terjun memana,
bising sambil memiwiiiittttt mana mana awek yg lalu.
bila bas datang, macam bebudak jgak kami akan berebut
nak naik.. bukan nya dapat tpt bes sangat pun.

tido on the way gi semayang,
and semayang...
and tido on the way balik...
Pocket tak pernah risau terlajak tido, pasal kalau bas berenti.
pocket mesti automatically bangun punya.

so bila bas berenti, pocket pun tersedar...
terasa pelik, tiada bunyi bising budak budak ni turun bas,
eh!! bukan saja tiada kengkawan...
sapa pun tak dak!!

gi bergegas ke depan bas..
kot kot pocket la yang last turun bas.
bajet mesti kena gelak ngan member nih,
skali turun sampai kat tempat lain,
tempat asing!!
parking lot yg pocket tak tahu!
nenenenenenenenenen (Soundtrack twilight zone)
'Mana semua orang haaa!!?'

kalih kalih tengok papan tanda.. kilang lain..
loh!! pocket gi tido sampai driver bas tu dah gi ke kilang
lain dah nak amik shift pukul tiga balik...
ohh!!

tuuut tuuuuuuut...
tuuuut tuuuuuut...
... click!
'err, boss!! ada exciden lah, saya tak balik kilang kot. kira half day yer..'
adeeehhhh....

315. MyDeepest Secret

Everyone have their own secret, me too, included.
Just an ordinary person who owns a bit of story
i dont want anyone near me to know.
Some of the secret can be so dark...
so dark..
so dark... ('Tersedak' dalam bahasa nogori..'sodak' ker?)
too dark till i dont think u guys will
look me with straight faces anymore after.
most of u will frown, most of u might as well be hating me.

but the thing about having a secret is...
it is a living thing. like a monkey in your rib cage.
It shakes the metal bar wanting to get out.
Holding it like someone who got in the joint, clinging to the bar,
crying, shouting to get out.. not to mention spitting at the guards
like those scene u can see in green miles.
u want to let it out but u know it'll ruin u,
but keeping it all to yourself is also excruciating.

'Then why dont u just share it here pocket?'

well i cant, some of u i've met,
some of u i've talked,
i've even fall for one of u once...,
waaaahhhhh.. (There u go, the monkey letting its hand out a bit)
and i think some people in my kilang is also reading this.
so i cant.
i just cant.
the fear of being judged,
fear of rejected,
fear of being naked,

n last of all, the fear of the info being used as a bullet to shoot my head in the future,
u wont know people nowadays, u tell em a secret today, the next day they use it to
back stab u. just for the sake of entertainment.

'aku pun pernah merompak bank jgak dulu, tak la sampai kantul'
'btui tu, memang mamat tu silap banyak lah..' says a friend i thought i could trust.

and the next week.. my mother called me..
'dekwan betui ka pernah rompak bank?
so selama ni dok bagi duit haram la kat
mama makan? sanggup dekwan no..'

of course pocketeers, i didnt rob any bank, that was an example.

so pocketeers.. have any secret?
know a way to ease this pain inside?
the pain of wanting to tell the story.
having someone to share.
(Without jeopardizing your future of course)
I have a secret,
i eat KayEffSii with a dash of salt.
no its not that KayEffSii alone is not salty enough,
i just luve the extra flavor.
Yes i know, its not healthy, that is why its a secret.

Now tell me, how can i eat KayEffSii in the house
without telling this secret to my housemate?
N if i wanna eat it at the restaurant, i have to eat
alone. Ohh this is painful.