138. Hello 09,

Babai 08...
yes, pocket tak abih lagi nak mengemas rumah.
yes, call me pemalas tapi memang susah nak mengemas
rumah yang memegang pelbagai kenangan itu.
baru kemas sikit,
jumpa barang nostalgic,
ngelamun setengah jam...
talipon a few people related...
and start kemas balik 2 hours later.
Dah tu bila nak abih?
(On the way nak gi antar tilam pun sempat singgah CC.. dah tu camno?)
Baru jer lepas baca post ayaq tadi,
kinda nice way to put what happened in 2008.
tried to write as she did, but couldnt.
somehow pocket tak leh nak segregatekan kenangan
mengikut bulan.

Apa yang pocket buleh buat adalah...
cuba ingat apa silap yang pocket buat dalam blogging
dan mari improve by 20% in 2009:) yea!!

Pada 10December tahun lepas, pocket started this new
campaign called '40 days equals habit' introduced by Banji,
that's why i'm putting numbers at each post title.
The running number for this campaign.
I wanted to blog every day, if i'm not posting, i'll be bloghopping.
but i've had my days that i cant reach the internet
so...
there were days that i've missed.
Hopefully 2009 will be filled with lots and lots of
post. 132 post in 2008, i'll try to aim for 165 post
in 2009. Huh!! banyak tuh!! extra 33 post meaning
extra 2 post every month. tak la susah sangat kan?
heheheh:)

2008 pocket telah membuat silap dalam komen
kepada tiga pocketeers, silap yg besar sangat.
dia tanya
'dimanakah tempat lahir ku?'
dan pocket jawab 'perlis!'
walhal terang terang dia tulih tajuk blog
dia 'memori of a pure kadazan girl'
(Something like that lah kan.. tak la soalan cenggitu, bukan nya kadazan pun, sajer je buat contoh)
and for that she stopped coming to my blog,
she even ignored my comment in her post.
alahaaaaiiiii....
2009, Pocket akan jadi pembaca dan penulis
tegar. heheheh:)
2009 akan pocket mulakan ngan nota:
7 january is amy's birthday :)

2008, Pocket cuba menulis dalam english,
tak lah pandai sangat, tp cuba jugak. Maybe
tak mampu menyentuh hati Pocketeers
sekalian.
2009, Pocket akan cuba pulun lagi nanti.
baca lagi buku buku novel untuk rujukan,
baca lagi buku buku penulis terkenal,
memoga pocket buleh tulih buku nanti whuuuhuuuuu!!!
(Kebelakangan ni rojaaaakkk!!!)
2008 akan berakhir ngan 58 link,
Some of them active, some of them dont.
2009 diharapnya berakhir ngan 20% lagi which is something about 70 active link.
doakan the pocket!!!heheheh:)

dan banyak lagi...
akan pocket sambung lagi nanti.
nak kena antar barang yg disumbat dalam keter tu,
nak ujan plak ...


*Edited*
Lupa lak nak ucapkan...
Selamat Tahun Baru dan Selamat Berhijrah
POcket berhijrah ngan berpindah randah, anda bagaimana?

137. Hikkoshi...

Dalam bahasa melayunyer, pindah

Pocketeers sekalian,
maafkan pocket, sekarang ni
dalam proses memindah.
dari Banda Perda BM ker
satu tpt lain, dedekat sini jugak.
alasan mengapa pocket pindah is
-merely tak larat nak bayar
-450 inggit sebulan,
-pasal charlie.
so sementara pocket nyer comp
is unplugged ni, sorry lah bebanyak,
akan lamat sikit nak update.
Mostprobably akan out untill januari.
(Lama tuh.. how do i ever live without u guys)
babai for now, hai u again 2009:)
(Maybe akan curi curi gi CC jgak utk nak online ^^)

136. LosingAFriend

i once had a friend, a good dear friend,
She was a maxis help center staff at pulau tikus,
we've met in a strangest way i'd say,
it was a bus trip from Batewes to SungaiPtani,
I got into the bus, having to choose from sitting
on the side of a big indian uncle or a small
framed girl with her pink tudong and a blouse.
Cant remember other detail other than the nice smell
of cheap perfume.
We got acquainted during the trip.
the simple question u ask when chatting in EmAiArSi
A/S/L? :D with a smile.
But then there's nothing special about that isnt it?

i didnt took her number the first time i met her,
but meeting with her again the next sabtu after that
makes me think that its fate.
(Teramat la meluatnyer bila nak gunakan perkataan jodoh utk bebenda cenggini)
I got her number the third time she saved me a seat on
the bus. Different time, a late bus arriving to SungaiPtani by 1030
yet still she manage to be there.
(Ghost? yes i tot the same too, but ghost dont have numbers or uses a nokia cheap handphone)
We got closer and closer after that, a few lunch,
and lots and lots of phonecalls. I dont have my EX5 yet back then,
or else i'd be dating with her like ali and asmidar
somewhere in feringhi rock wahahah.

But it was that wretched night that i tried to call her,
COuldnt get her handphone so i called her house phone instead.
I have called her house phone a few time before, talked for hours.
'Hello, boleh cakap ngan siti mardinah?'
'err, tak der siti mardinah kat sini'
'eh.. yer ker? siti siti, sayer selalu panggil dia siti jer'
'ada pat siti kat sini, siti yang mana?'
a distance voice.. 'sape?' , 'laki nama pocket'
'hello pocket!! sorry, adik i tadi..' siti answered.
'eh, u bukan namer siti mardinah ker?'
'er, sorry, bukan..'
and after that i blurted out words that i'm not proud of.
i dont know why, just merely mad for being lied upon.
words by words shot out, not even trying to listen to her,
i even said ...
'go on deceiving people siti,
i hope u got a deceiving husband in return'
... and many more.
I can hear sobbing sound in the other end of the phoneline,
but rather than stopping, i choose to go on and on instead.
SHe did tried to defense herself but the dark side of me was
too smart for her, too persistent in blaming her till it
outsmart myself from seeing sense.
I even forgotten to ask her real name.
The shouting session ended with the slamming
of the phone and a number deleting session.
Well that was the impatient immatured me. The 'Gaki' in me.

The other me however cursed this act and wish that
i could call her up again and ask for forgiveness.
Kneel down if i have to, asking her to forget those words i've said.
i understand your reason,
it is just girls with real name issues,
u'r simply being carefull. i understand and I am sorry.
but dont punish me by leaving me.
(Eh? bunyi macam laki yang bininya lari la plak kan...)
ok let me rephrase that,
dont punish me by not being my friend.
Walking to SungaiPtani as a punishment or...
12pcs of KFC in 30 minutes punishment...
but dont punish me by leaving me...
(Dah jadi macam laki yang bininya lari balik...)
i need u in my phone number list.
i need u in my wedding invitation list.
i need u to see my newborn daughter.(Nanti)
i need to see u getting married.
i simply need u to be my friend.
we dont have to be calling 7 times a week,
but a call every eid would be enough.
or your daughter wedding invitation card.

last thing i've heard from her is that she becomes a teacher in SIK.
How many schools is there in SIK yah pocketeers? any pocketeers know?
I might be going to seek one by one.

Just a CurHat, its going to be januari soon,
remembered that song January by an indonesian singer.
as a matter of fact, i did slammed the phone on january.

135. Telur Dulu ker...?

.... ayam dulu?
maaa,
persoalan ni memang la dah ada dari dulu lagi,
agak bodoh jgak sebenornyer, lantak la kan,
ayam dulu ker telur dulu, asalkan ko nyer gaji
tak affected, kira ok lah. hokanneeeeee...
tapi persoalan ni dah jadi mcm nama khas
untuk keadaan begitu kan..
(Apa nama khas nyer tu? aaa yang ni kita tak tahu)

jenerel moto mengalami masaalah kewangan.
mintak dari kerajaan depa utk loan,
kerajaan pakcik sem tu kata
'bagi kami reconstructure company hampa, baru kami bagi loan'
jenerel moto kata 'tak buleh! tapi kalau tak bagi loan ekonomi
negara akan telangkup'
kerajaan: 'reconstructure or no loan'
jenerelmoto: 'tak mau reconstructure, loan or economy collapse'
so dok lawan situ lah...

sama cam sifat pekerja kita jgak..
'bagi kami kenaikan gaji yang bagus, bonus yang bagus,
baru semangat kami nak keja!' kata employee
'hampa keja bagus dulu, baru kami bagi bonus
ngan kenaikan gaji yg bagus!!'pulak kata employer

macam mana plak ngan politician dan pengundi?
'undilah saya, dan saya akan buang semua tol kat malaysia!' kata politician
'buang tol semua dan kami akan undi kamu' pulak kata pengundi.

industri perfileman tempatan?
'tak mau tengok lah filem melayu, tak besh pon, skrip lemah' kata penonton.
'mai la tengok, then kami ada duit nak majukan skrip di masa akan datang'
pulak kata producer filem.

so sampai mana kita nak bertekak?
satu pihak kenalah beralah, satu lagi kena la tepati janji.

kami dah keja sungguh sungguh,
kami bagi bonus bagus bagus,

kami dah undi,
kami dah buang semua tol

kami dah tengok pilem melayu,
kami dah guna penulis penulis mahal utk tulis skrip.

tapi selalu nya cakap tak serupa bikin.
Bonus pocket masih lagi cikit.
nak bayar tol kat BKE tak pun Penang Bridge,
dan filem kita masih lagi skrip lemah.
(While writing this, i was browsing my memory bank
for any week dialog in any local movie i've watched,
but couldnt found one, have any?)

camana plak ngan ...
u cuba la percaya kan i sikit,
tak boleh, nanti u curang,
kalau u percayakan i, i takkan curang.
kalau u tak curang, i akan percayakan u sepenuh hati.
u kena la percayakan i dulu.
u jangan la curang dulu.
i tak curang!
i tak percaya!

ting tong tang ting teng tong ting tang tong.......
and the ayam dulu! telur dulu! question goes on.

134. Los dan Faun

wah! wah! wah!
gi tgk kat TGV berdekatan ngan kampung pocketkat sini ari tuuuu, los dan faun is showing near u!! gitu gitu.
so pocket pun abih kan wit gaji pocket ngan membayar 9 inggit setiket itu dan masuk ke panggung ngan mineral water dan popcorn ditangan:)



terpegun jgak ngan permandangan yg
menyedihkan bila pocket masuk ke panggung.
ado la dalam lima row jer orang... tu pun rongak...
dua seat ocupied, another ten was left blank.
mana peginya semua orang!!?
oh!! diorang gi tgk trenspoter,
tak pun cerita cinta pontianak dalam filem twailait.

filem los dan faun pun bermula...ngan sauntrek yg besh (Bleh daunlod kat hompej dia)
ada dua lelaki duduk terikat ke kerusi ngan paras air ke paras dada...
well u have to see the whole story for yourself lah pocketeers cause i
aint gonna give u spoilers for this one. Keseluruhan nya lawak sewel lah!!
ada satu pregnant sister ni (Comel jgak) duk ngadu kat husband dia yg
perut dia sakit pasal gelak banyak sangat. heheheh

Plot nyer tak simple jgak, complex sampai faun kena amik 13 minit
utk menceritakan kat penonton kenapa pasir, kenapa rumput,
kenapa ida nerina serena misterina!!!!
thaaapppiii!!
masih lagi mudah utk difahami sampai pocket yang tumpul
ni pun tak perlu tanya orang sebelah ada apa dengan 'brokbekmaunten':D

macam movie 'si-es-ai'jugak!,
cam penyiasatan nyer movie,
sikit jugak starski en hatch bila ada dua hero yang blur blur tapi hensem(Hensem ker?).
Satu pendekatan baru, tabik spring utk chief kodok. rasenyer tak der lagi citer cam ni kat layar perak kita.
(Kalau ada bleh sapo sapo bg tau pocket tak?)
sama cam lain lain cerita penyiasatan, penjahat kita takkan tau sapo sampai la abih cerita. bukan cam cerita polis yang kita selalu tgk.
Dan, chief kodok telah berjaya mentwist kan sikit dihujung filem yang membuatkan pocket terasa cam bagus sikit dari filem sepi tu.




Seriously pocket dah tau dr awal lg yg
piyer andre tu dah mati dah dan awek
tu duk nampak antu (Atau bayangan)
Twist nyer filem los dan faun ni besh!!
besh yang macam maner?
aaaa.. yang ni yang kita tak tahu...
kena la gi tgk!! heheheh:)

walaupun ada jgak kesilapan technical yang pocket berjaya kesan...
level air masa dua lelaki yg kena ikat tu..
satu scene air dah naik sampai dagu,
scene pas tu air still baru naik sampai dada..
tapi pocket still rase besh movie nih.
besh banyak dari filem 'antu kampung buahbuahan' tu.

kepada sesapa yg tak gi tgk lagi..
sila la gi tgk. besh besh!!
kepada sesapa yg dah tgk dah...
acaner ? besh ker?
kepada sesapa yg memang tak layan filem melayu.
gi tgk yg ni, pandangan anda mungkin boleh berubah.
huhuuuuuu

133. Vandalist Pocket

Pocketeers,
Why is it that recently i am having this urge...
feeling of doing vandalisme to the things around me?
its like the need for food,
the need for sex,
the need for pleasure,
the need to shed tears,
the need to bath...
and not to forget the toilet.Felt like i wanna use a good slingshot that i can
buy from the internet and shoots marble (Or simply pebbles the size of cucur kodok heheh)
from a moving car, aiming at the coming car
on the other side of the road, just for the fun of it.
10points for Cars (Additional 10 points if the windshield is cracked)
5 points for lorries,
20 points for motorcycle visor. (Additional 10 points if the rider is shot down.. hehehe)

Felt like i wanna paint the building with my 'P' Mark,
as big as i can paint. I dont have any money to buy
the paint so i have to steal them ofcourse.
And proudly show the 'P'mark till u can see it from
the nearby Jusco. wahahahahaha!! Pocket rawks here!!!
Felt like i wanna stand on a three storrey building in
the middle of the day, tossing eggs to the car parked below.
(Lets aim that Black Sentra only and let see how many i can hit)
I wonder, will the egg hardened after 3pm?
cause on a sunny day, the car surface is kinda hot.
it'll be like fried egg!! sunny side up!! yeaaaa!!!

Felt like i wanna burn 8pcs of worn off tyres in the dark of the night outhere in tapah highway and do the fire dance. Not much damage that i can do, but the fire mark will definitely leave a black mark on the road.












But since i dont like to be shot by marbles when i'm driving or feeling revolted by the hundreds of eggs covering my parked car. Hardened till i have to scrape off the 'sunny side up' away. With tower of fire accompanying me providing me light though i'm terrified of it.

well...
I guess i dont want to do any vandalisme then.

and i hope no one would do it too. Hoh!!
(Any urge of vandalisme in your heart lately?)

132. ManyakNya Iklan

To whom this may concern,
I would like to stay anonymous
but my e-mail add would give
away my name, I am a fan of TV3.
But then again i dont think i have
any other choice since RTM is not
that much up to date, and i cant
afford Astro.
The house i am living in somehow
doesnt get good transmission for
NTV7 and 8tv, so i'm stuck with
you.
(I heard that there's another channel with another number that resemble the number 6 but since i'm not getting it here, so i wont know)




I am sending this e mail to actually complaint to
your side that your channel is showing too much
commercial till the viewer get upset and started to
change to another channel. well at least i did.
Yes i understand that you're getting paid by showing
commercial. And i do think that your staff salary
is actually paid by the large amount of commercial
that you've shown during prime time and other time slot.
But 18 of 20 seconds commercial for every 4 minutes
of movie in my opinion is simply ridiculous.

Commercial(End)
Deni meet Vaughn
they talked
Vaughn little brother was informed to be 'wasted' by drug
Vaughn rushed to the crime scene.
Uses a block of wood to rampage the casino that supplied the drug.
and he was caught while leaving the casino.
Commercial again....

Now now... that was my actual experience of your Commercial.
Then the whole movie need to be continued after the nightline.
I got fed up and went to bed thinking to myself, need to find the
DVD Walking Tall instead.
In a twisted indirect way, your commercial actually promoted
the Pirated DVD issue.

Hopefully your side can reevaluate the qty of Commercial
shown. Your kind consideration is much highly appreciated
by this viewer who dont have any other channel to turn to.

Thanks
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Adalah e mail yang pocket baru jer antar kat TiviTiga untuk
komplen yang diorang taruk banyak sangat iklan.
agak agaknya apa yg diorang nak jawab nanti kan?
(Pastinya beriban riban e mail yg diorang dapat diorang just
monitor jer kot ... alahaaaiiii)

131. KenduriMemalam

Pocketeers,
kebelakangan ni banyak sangat pocket taruk gambo,
terasa cam takut lambat upload pulak nanti.
bukan apa, pocket nyer comp guna 17 tahun lepas
nyer technology, so pepaham jer lah.nak tgk gambo pun kena encrypt kan dari green character moving downwards like those u see in the
muvi metriks. hahahah.. (Tipu tipu, and u know it^^)

Ari ahad gi kenduri adik beradik, sepupu duai, bau bau bacang. Kenduri itu diadakan di sendi bich risort. Wallaweey, kenduri dalam dewan kat hotel tuu!! last time pocket gi kenduri kat dewan dewan ni adalah kenduri kavitha kat Butterworth.
Sebelum tu kat Negeri semilan, kenduri bon.


pocket bukan official photographer, just gi makan, tp sebab pocket bawak dewi so apo buleh buat kan.. kena la layan dewi tangkap gambo, dewi punya la seronok... banyak sunggoh dia tangkap gambo. yang nakal nakal pun ado jgak... tp better pocket tak tunjuk kat sini. Kang marah pula subject yang ditangkap tu kalau terserempak nanti.

Memula nak masuk dewan tu para tetamu harus mendapatkan nombor meja. Masa tu jgak la kena sign Guest Book tu, cantik nyer guestbook nyer.



Then masuk jer dalam dewan tu teramat la ter'kezut'
ngan keindahan dewan yg patutnya kosong tu,
ada dua pintu gerbang. belon belambak lambak
dibiarkan terbang diawangan.
(Rasanya diorang guna utk nak tutup direct light
kat situ supaya kaler merah abih satu dewan tu)

Makanan nyer cam sodap la jgak. pasal ado kambing.
since pocket yang tak kisahkan kadar kolesterol dalam
badan ni suka sangat makan kambing, so overall i'd say
that the food is great!! hahahaha
from my opinion the kenduri is kinda grand!!
ngan bunga idup nyer menghiasi 30 small tower
menghiasi the isle, belon duk menghiasi ruang udara.
pikir pikir belon baper inggit sangat kan...tp idea nyer tu yg besh:)

Enjoy the pic ya'alll