402. 'Pockeett!!! pockeettt!!'

ngan bunyi macam orang meracau..

Pocketeers, this is an actual story,
how i hope that the people around me are not reading this.
(For they can pinpoint the lady character in this story
without the need of any investigation)

A lady was recently sent to her parent's house 300km
away from where his husband and child sleeps.
She was accused of having an affair, SMS was the proof,
the hubby got furious all and all the same old story.

After a few weeks of therapy and consultation,
the lady was given a second chance and they
got back together again.
Sleeping side by side again.
She told the hubby that she ended the relationship
with that guy whom she refers to as 'sedara-angkat',
abang ka adik ka, i dont care, they start by all this
abang adik angkat thingy just to end up having
everything terangkat. Huh!!
She deleted the phone number and basically
crossed her heart and hope to die <- is this religious
practice or just an american culture?

Well anyway, two days ago..
the lady came to me asking for help.
The hubby wanted to confront this
'sedara-angkat' but the 'sedara angkat'
refuses to. 'oh! what to do!? what to do!?'

From her story, it seems like the hubby still thinks
that the feeling is still there, that even they're not
texting each other, or having secret meeting in dark
places, the feeling is still there.

She kept on insisting that she have forgotten all about
that guy, that his name never crossed her heart ever again.
That she dont have any feeling whatsoever
about him anymore. With wet eyes and heartful voice
the story goes on and on... I nearly believed her... nearly.

In the end i asked..
'kenapa dia kata gitu Kak Ima,
apa yang trigger perasaan sangsi tu kembali?'
'tak tau la..' a long pause.. taking her breath summoning
all the courage to say the word. Looking at the wall.
'katanya kak dok ngigau nama laki tu masa tidoq'
she said with tears pouring even more...





laaaaa... memang laaa.
Nampak sangat tak habih lagi demam cinta. Hoh!!
Pocketeers, cinta tu ... buleh padam padam ker?


...i couldnt stay away, i couldnt fight it
i had hoped u see my face and that u'd be reminded
that for me it is'nt over....
never mind i'll find someone like uuuuuu
-adele - someone like u-

401. Senyum Umpama Suria...

Oh manisnya senyuman mu,

pocketeers, have u ever envied those

that have the sweetest smile in photo's

hanged by their wall?

they dont have to think, it comes natural

to them and somehow the pic will turned out great.

well i'd say among other things, it kinda depend

on your face proportion,

skin tone plus the 'Chemistry'.

if u have a nose that took 80% of your face,

u cant do much ok..

Skin tone, this is not me saying, but lisa surihani is,

in that comercial that showed her measuring up the

fairness of her skin.

Chemistry, well according to some, girls in sri lanka

is prefered to have the extra kilogram as they are

considered more beautiful that way. the skinny ladies,

would usually ends up not getting married.

In japan, the comel is more prefered to then the beautiful.

ma what ever it is, we can blame it on the majalah for

chemistry issues. They guide, we unintentionally decide.

anyway... how do u smile sweetly for the camera pocketeers?

my tips would be,

to smile right before the cameraman say'Fire!!!'

ok they dont, but u know what i mean right?

the theory was, every smile have its own 'tarikh luput.

just like those u see in gardenia's bread.

They would state the date when u can

expect to see mold florish happily :D.

and just like bread, different people

would have different 'tarikh-luput'.

i'd say mine is 0.4second,

that is why i dont wanna smile that much

in my photo. Simply missed the perfect moment.

siti nurhaliza most definitely 16minutes,

P Ramlee.. well he have the best smile there is

and it stays fresh even after he hold the smile

for 2 and a half day :D

method:

'Okkkk semua rapat rapat rapat!!!'

says the phtotographer,

make a serious face.

'ready haa.. tiga!!'

hold it!

'duaa!!'

hold it!!

'satu!!'

hold itt!!!

(kinda remind u of william wallace in that movie braveheart kan..?

'say ...'

SMILE!!!!

'..cheese!!'

its either u'll get half a smile which is hideous,

or u'll get the best smile one would smile just by looking at it.

please do try pocketeers,

and tell me how long is your tarikh luput :D

400.PadangBelalang,

lain padang, lain belalang,

lain belalang, lain sembang,

sembang sembang duit kupang,

yang lantang, yang tu yang senang,

yang sunyi, yang tu yang kurang,

Pocketeers,

now this post is not mocking anyone,

i tot it was interesting for me to share,

how different people's way of talking base

on their money spending, and how much they

make money.

i've heard this myself.

with this cheap undecorated ears of mine :D

Shopping...

Yang Kurang..

teringin nya nak shopping kat kafu ker, tesko ker..

ngan trolley penuh diisi barang barang rumah

sampai tertumpah tumpah kan...

cam seronok jer tengok kan..

Yang Lebih..

abang! cukup ker satu trolley ni!?

Lambat Gi Keja...

Yang Kurang..

'tayar motor saya pancit la plak,

saya masuk lambat sikit yer boss!'

Yang Lebih..

'i pakai alphard i ari ni, tak leh nak nyelit nyelit sangat.

keter i? ohh.. masukworkshop.'

Net...

Yang Kurang..

'siap resume aku! so kita gi CyberCafe kat pekan sana,

Excell kan resume ni n aku antaarrr!!!

one step towards employment!!'

:D

Yang Lebih..

'TM ari ni tak der line, beruk beng?

tinggal dalam beg lagi satu la plaak.,

kena la gi cybercafe kat pekan jugak lah

nampak gayanyaaa.. bosan bosan!

Umah

Yang Kurang..

'so kita nak pilih yang mana satu,

teres setingkat ni ker? or kita beli apartment dulu,

nanti buleh kita buat sewa:D

this is a huge investment! have to think everything up ya sayang:D

Yang Lebih..

'so kita nak pilih yang mana satu,

yang 600K ni luas sikit, tp jauh.. yg 800k ni,

dekat ngan tpt keja.. beza 200 jer pon.'

Oh how i wish i could be like them,

i'll try to do everything i can to become them,

i will work my tail off to say atleast half

of what they're saying.

and if i cant get it,

hopefully my future daughter or son could say

it out loud when i'm down and helpless on my

deathbed with that indonesian lady feeding me

porridge.

time to update the resume people ^^

399. HowToFollow LikeDis?

Pocketeers,

now it has become some kind of blogger recognition

by the amount of faces decorating this widget they

call 'Follower'.

Of course every now and then by showing your

nuffnang cheque, u'd also be announcing that u'r an

achieved blogger too.. but not all people brag about this.

(Takut kena culik dan cek dirampas terus dipukul dan disiksa, mati terbakar kot.)

Anyway.. it is a custom for us to follow back

whomever following us, that is just the

manners in blogging....

i think...

who said so?

Up to the blogger i'd say.

Some of u i'm not following, but i still leave a comment

everytime u'r posting, ok i may have missed a few post

but dont blame me, they put a time period for me to blog.

Anyway, I wanna follow u back,

but in the follower widget,

if we click over the icon of your

cute face, this will pop up,

where is your link in this?

some of u have,

and like this sample over here,

some of u dont.

then how to follow u back?

without a link here, how to follow u back?

any ideas pocketeers?

PS: this lady Mya did commented in my post before

so following her back is not an issue.

this is just an example ok :D

sorry Mya if this offends u,

sorry tau!