558. CUTI, BLOCK, NEW GIRL

Pocketeers,
Its been a month!!
oi!!! kalau nak cuti or writer block pun,
sila jangan melebihi sebulan okeh!
sebab by then, orang akan lupa kan kamu.
and bila orang dah lupa, mula lah kalut..
jangan salahkan orang kalau tak datang raya,
salah kan diri sendiri tak bertandang.
(loh kesitu plak pocket nyer conclusion)

CUTI...
yes, pocket cuti dari blogging pasal terasa kalut
sangat ngan idup yang sebenar pocket.
Department baru ni mengganggu rhythm sndiri
sampai pocket tak tahu dah bila nak wat karangan
bila nak post and bila nak komen. kalut masa keja?
tak jgak.. still ada masa nak reply mail yang tak
berkenaan ngan keja berbau 'getting to know each other'
kepada new staff yang chomel kat HR sana nuuu.
Then kenapa tak post something new?
humm Writer Block kot?

WRITER BLOCK...
or is there such a term?
yes if there is such a term, i'd say its infected me and
i'm starting to become like yusop haslam filem...
balik balik jalan citer yg sama ngan konklusi yg sama.
with about the same heroin n the same hero...
My stories tend to be 'about the same' from one another
with 'about the same' conclusions. The worst part is...
'about the same' feeling. Sadness.. Frustrations.. and Blue
(Bukan blue yang lucah tu laaah!! ish kamu niiii)
I'm noticing it.
...andbefore people started to notice it and start to 'MUAL'
with me, best if I lay it on the ground for a while.
Plus I got a new girlfriend and she's taking most of my
time away.

NEW GIRLFRIEND,
U like someone, U'r spending time on her.
U give your commitment, sacrifices and money,
sleepless night and crazy time of departure...
(Nak 'tak sengaja stumble' ngan sidia kat market
pagi... keluar rumah at 4am just to reach the market
by 7, macam biasa dengar kan masa muda dulu?)
and if having a hobby is requiring the same as the above,
I'd say I have a new girl when I am actually having a
new hobby. (Some of u who also know me tru FB
would know what the new hobby is.. taak habih habih.
'DAPAT'nya tak seberapa pun)

By having this new girl (Imagine her as zooey deschanel from 'NewGirl')
my time for U has become lesser. I dont understand how
those guys who able to own 3 girlfriends doing it.
maa bottom line, kalut lah. ahad ni nak dating kat pantai bersih,
posa posa pun dating jgak, yes I know, I am sick.
jom!!

so pocketeers, there you go.
The reasons....
I will try to keep updating,
I will try to be there for you,
but if it is destined that our time
has come. Then with broken
heart, I'll bid u good bye.
It has been a wonderful 7 years
of blogging.luved u much,
U changed me in so many ways,
I will never forget our time together.
I will never forget u.

eeehhh bukan bukan, belum nak stop blogging lagi!!!

I kater kalau lah takdir... jangan risau sayang,

I masih cintakan u lebih dari zooey deschanel tu

557. Pengechut!!!

...atau kalau omputehnyer...'Chicken!!'
tte apa la kaitannya antara pengechut ngan ayam..
maybe pasal ayam memang pengechut kuat kot.
asal orang gemparkan sikit, daah lari lintang pukang.

anyway tadi pocket nyer experimen
menunjukkan peningkatan.
Dari segi rasa ...gagal
Dari segi masak lembut ke tulang?
haaa... kita tambah lagi 5 minit kot....
Dari segi hiasan? ohh.. sure la lagi gagal kan..
Pocket tak der daun saderi kaler ijau so...
taruk la cili api! apooo la kena mengena kan :D

Chicken wings - 4 kepin
kicap ABC - ikut suka ati picit
Kicap Kipas Udang - Ikut suka ati tuang
lada itam - 26 bijik
bawang puteh - 2 ulas yang bessar punya!!

Cara-Cara...
tumbuk bawang puteh ngan 26 bijik lada itam sampai lumat.
Sila jangan gatal nak taruk kicap sebelum tumbuk,
nanti hitam abih mata puteh ku.
bila dah lumat, taruk kicap ABC and Kicap Kipas Udang
ikut suka ati mak kita ajar.
amik larutan yang sikit lagi buleh buat menyicah mempelam
tu dan taruk dlm plastik yang berisi ciken wing.
Momi momi momi plastik tu sampai ayam tu considered
berlumuran dengan kicap-Garlic-26-Pepper tadi.
dan peram la dalam 30 minit.

panaskan oven mahal anda ke 200darjah selsius,
susunkan ayam anda yang telah diperam tadi diatas tray.
dan dengan sepantas kilat, masukkan ayam dan tray tu
kedalam oven. sepantas kilat pun sepantas kilat lah jugak
kan, jangan sampai tegolek dog oven oven tu skali.. mahal tu!!

set the timer to 30 minit.
alihkan upside down pada minit ketiga belas.
hiaskan ikut suka ati, hatta hirisan kunyit idup dan kereta mainan
hotweels juga buleh menjadi tarikan.
Cuma sure chef jehan miskin mengamok punyer :D
so selamat menchoba ya pocketeers... :D
kalau menjadi tu bagitau la kat pocket yer :)

Tips Tips yang worth mentioning.

-garam tu bior berasa dalam larutan peraman.

pasal in the end, rasanya jadi kuraaaan sangat.

-panas tu! jangan gatal makan terus selepas

oven bunyik 'ting!!' melecur lidah tu kang!!

-entah kenapa susunan dlm oven juga penting,

sila susun elok elok, takut nanti ada part yg 

'macam tak masak

556. Roti Canai Favorite

Pocketeers,
today i went to eat roti canai at the usual joint,
the mamak was a little 'marah-marah' today,
blame it to the new boy who kept on taking orders,
without cleaning the pinggan mangkuk.

and i sat there on one empty seat observing the other
customer, there was one indian guy who finished his
sarapan talking to the TV
'alaaa cakapsenang laaa!! cuba buat tengok!!'
 there's another two who came just to chit-chat.
(Their teh tarik was half full)

there was also another table with one father with nice
looking misai trimmed by pro's i guess, sitting more
obviously as their skin color is fairer then all of 'us'
with his son who's hair was a bit like that guy hujan.
Helmet cut kot...
they were talking like they were enjoying their moment,
waiting for their sarapan to come.

'Roti canai please'
'having here or take away?'
'humm one having here, 3 to go'
'original or spicy?'
'ehh!!? silap kedai ker?'
No.. the last 2 line was just my imagination.

just after 2 minutes, my roti canai came.
eh? why is it that the father and son's order havent came yet?
ohh..now i have the feeling of being frown upon...
i can see that the son is asking his father something
and the father looked towards me. I guess he's asking....
'daddy, why is it that that guy got his roti canai first?'
now what do u think his answer will be?
ohh.. tak nak bayangkan...
How awkward the feeling is...

We are living in a world where favoritisme is practiced
everywhere, in restaurant, roads, the que to buy your icecream,
work place and even under the bridge where homeless working
hard to find a place to lay their kotak for the night.

I wonder if they too felt the same way when they're
being choose upon just because their race is the same
as their boss's.
The same way as I felt when my roti canai came first before
theirs.... The same way as that guy who got promotion
before everyone elses just because he is a....... 'RaceName'

What about u pocketeers?
Will u feel awkward if u are chosen just because your name
got 'binti' in it... Because your boss is also a lady, so she
promote another lady rather then the opposite sex.

will u feel awkward?

turned out that the father and son ordered a roti canai telur. 

that is why theirs came later then mine. ooooooooooooooo

555. Yess!! finally!!!

Metaforical story, Bad Bad me...
Lets just say that me and farid are working here
in this company making artificial color for paint.
(i'm not... but just as a way to tell u this story
without jeopradizing my personal life on the line)

Me and Farid as u know are the best friends ever,
We were circuimcise together back in the 60s,
Ran from tok mudim and hide in hutan pisang with
nuttin on other then a t-shirt and a kain pelikat.
(iyer la! nak pakai apo lagi?
snow cap? ingat korea ker aper?)
We went to school together,
selling petai together,
Fell in luv with the same lady,
Hating the same teacher,
and now... thanks to him, I got to work
in this kilang making paint.... together.

There was this project that our management came
to announce the other day, a project that if I win,
it'll change my life forever! its big!! huge!! gigantic!!
I can even consider buying a two storrey corner lot
house by the end of next yer if I win this,
ohh i want this so bad. I would do anything to win this...
and so all of us did.
we slept in the company for 2 straight weeks!
worked all the juice in this small brain of mine
till there is no more juice inside, I ended up
having a hard time deciding which way is home then after.

but the result turned up not as forgiving as I hope.
I ended up number 2, Farid was the winner.
Well I am happy for him of course,
now he can become the manager to a new department.
Waaahhhh... Pas ni buleh la nak menumpang AUDI :D
Congratulation Farid.





Yesterday Farid got involved in an accident.
his wife called me at 11pm.
'...so please datang yer,
dia dengar suara abang cik mesti dia ada semangat
nak keluar dari koma dia, abang cik datang yer..'
'ok ok.. abang datang sekarang' I replied.
As I was placing the gagang, I smiled.
'yess!!' my hand clenched a fist holding it high
'yes!!!'
the outdoor aquarium room by the side of my
2 storrey's corner lot house seems within reach now.
'Yess!!!'

end story,


pocketeers, jahatkah pocket?
kawan dalam kesusahan tapi first thing yang pocket
pikirkan adalah apa yang buleh pocket profit
dari kesusahan dia.
Now now... remember that this story was a metaphorical story,
I am not working in paint factory,
there was no pertandingan,
there was no farid,
there was no audi...

but there is someone whom I am hoping him to die,
not from the office but from my real life, 
there is a price that I would be getting if he
crash and burn on the kilometer 6 after SgBuloh
and there is an outdoor aquarium room that I was hoping to establish.



Pocketeers, Pocket Jahat ker?