Saturday, June 09, 2012

554. BringMeToTheCircus :D


waah... its the mid of the month
and i'm broke, then out of a
sudden a light came shinin on
me, I got RM80 from my past
business travel claim.
(Which I forgotten about already)
and so there I was, waiting in
line to buy the popcorn for my
Madagascar3...
(Laaa.. simpan wit tu wat makan
20hb nanti pun tak per..
apooolah pocket)



anyway... I went to see that movie madagascar3,
yeah.. I know.. I'm old but still young at heart,
what can I say.. blame it to my housemat who wanted,
to see this movie so bad...
that they already counting days from March!! pergh!!

...anyway the movie was a total entertainment!
I was laughing all the way and KatyPerry's Fireworks
was well played with 'AFRO's dancer.
put aside logic,
Zebra will not be friend with a lion,
a tiger can never jump tru a small ring
(Regardless of how 'slippery' u are with olive oil)
and madam duboix is far too great to be a 'human'

...and watching this movie, u have to burn away the
story line as everything is soooo predictable.
when the zebra lied... I thought already that
his lies will come tru, but how will they do it ....?
is the thing to wait for :D

...but u can always relate the scene to any real
life tragedy u've once stumble on your way here.
-Working hard, sweat blood and tears to get something
but when u've got it, u've come to realize that
its the journey that matters.
-Afraid of failure till u hide behind a fierce
face hoping people wont know. people wont ask...
-and the best thing of all... a lie is always a lie
even if u have good intentions behind it.

all and all it was a good enjoyable movie,
laughter from the beginning till the end.
go on and watch, or download or pinjam member punya
DVD... and tell me what do u think :D

Voices just dont age do they?
melman's voice is just the same as the first MADAGASCAR,
I hope my voice wont age too :D
Hey!!! some say my voice is 'merdu' u know!!
give me your phone no and u can listen to some sample ^^
(Adik adik sekalian, sila ignore usaha pocket nak
mendapatkan fon no kamu yaa)












so what is next? BRAVE!!!!
always have a thing to 'small-small' lady^^;

553. Untuk Apa Kita Bertemuuuuu...

Untuk Apa Kita Bertemuuuuu...
...jika hanya untuk berpisaaaahhhh..

gini ker liriknyer? eh?? macam tak betul.
loh!! pocket dah tak ingat liriknyer!!
tapi kan.. come to think again,
apa salahnya kalau bertemu hanya untuk berpisah.
pasal perpisahan tu 'ada' lah yang menyebab kan
masa masa bersama tu rasa precious.
Macam kalau tengah dok ber'back-packing' ke europe
ngan english kokak kokak tu dok tak dok berjumpa plak
ngan student kat sana...
n spend the whole jalan jalan together,
sharing foods together, inevitably having feelings
towards each other, just to know that i will never

be with you and to be separated by the time the
sexy voice calls 'panggilan terakhir, panggilan terakhir,
kepada encik Albert Pocket Kuruentulesque, sila
hadirkan diri ke pintu B5 untuk keberangatan segera'
(Gitu ker diorang kata?)
apa salahnya?
Atleast buleh la nyanyi lagu KatyPerry - The One That Got Away
heheheh
Untuk Apa Kita Bertemuuuuu...
...jika hanya tuk sementaraaaaaaa...
(Gini ker lirik asalnya?)
ohhh... sementara tu lah yang besh tuuu...
bila kita hanya buleh ingat cerita jer tentang
orang tu, bila kita dah tak der pun phone no dia,
bila kita hanya buleh cerita....
'satu hari, aku naik bas... sebelah aku awek comel,
aku tak berani la nak tegur... until la sampai kat
sungai perak nyer RnR.... lepas tu kitorang sembang
macam dah 10 tahun kenal jer, sekarang pikir balik....
kalau la aku tahu, naik naik bas lagi aku dah mintak
nombor talipon^^'
(Bodoh!! ko jumpa yang dahi licin sikit, terus mintak
nombor, terus dia mintak tukar seat la sangap!!
apoooo lah... TACTLESS betul!!)
heheh

tapi rindu... the question of 'WHAT IF' still remains,
what if during that 3 hours we came to fall for each other
and ended up tying the knot. Would this life be better,
or will i fall into the divorced male statistic.




...Untuk Apa Kita Bertemuuuuuuu....
...... Jika Hanya Untuk Ceritaaaaaaaaaa....
heheheh yang ni pocket wat sendiri.
Untuk apa kita bertemu pocketeers?
Jika hanya untuk bercerita...

Thursday, May 10, 2012

552. Recently Realized...

Pocketeers,

A short post on my sick leave day.
(Sick again kan... apooo lah punya antibodi)

A few things i've just came to realize,
- I get sick easily recently. even the slightest temperature change
can make me sick now. Ohh... am i that old? ok moving on.

- having RM1000 as a monthly income seems too less now.
Not to say that people who are earning RM1K per month 
will not be able to do things, rezeki is not from money only okeh!
but with the current way of life... 
Astro for RM60
Housing loan that would reach 400 <-this is cheap!!!
Cars that would cost RM300 <- kancil second hand?
and a pack of 5kg beras cap rambutan that cost RM13.
U have to earn more... 
(Of course MAMA did raised us three pirates that eats and drink
like we've been sailing for years with salary of even less then RM1K... 
but that was when P-Ramlee was still alive!!, that wont count)

so for those that is still attending school!! get those papers!!!
earn 5 digit by your first 10 years of working. And u'll be OK.

- kids becoming adult faster these days.
a fourteen year old boy can actually do 
damage to people just like a pakcik in 
his forties can. 
I guess it is all returning 
back to the old days. 
A cycle. 
Previously people loved 
bell bottom jeans, then 
out came carrot cut, 
tight jeans and then straight cut.
by the end of 90s the bell bottom came back.... 
and now? straight cut i guess.... 

A cycle. 
My great grandmother let their daughter's hand tied
to the marriage lock by the age of 12. 
By the 90s, 27 was consideredandartu already. 
I wonder how will it be by another 20 years?
Girls getting married by their sweet 16?
Boys working by akil baligh?
hummmmmmm

-hey hey!! i have just noticed that i cant 'add-friends' to a stranger
in FB anymore...
then how do we eratkan ukhwah sesama insan?(ukhwah la sangat kan?)
then how do we get to know strangers for business purpose?
and the most important thing will be.... 
then how do we meet cute young girls? <- ada lagi semangat tuu!!

so pocketeers, 
that is about it with my random 'recently-realized' post.
its been a while, i've been sleeping everytime the light went out.
missing u, missing me, chiao baby :D

Thursday, May 03, 2012

551. JijikNyaMukaaa!!


Pocketeers,
muka jijik, adalah satu keadaan yang muka tu jijik..
eh tak!! kalau setakat muka tu jijik, biasa lah..
tak semua dibekalkan ngan perfect appearance,
plus.. kita nakkemana sangat? in the end bila dah tua,
taik lalat makin bercambah, titik titik itam mula tumbuh
ikut bentuk tengkorak kat idung..(Sinus)
parut parut mula terang..
ketumbuhan sana sini,
Dipandang jijik gak kan..
(eh tak.. anak anak muda sekalian,
biarpun yang tua tu tak lawa..
tapi diorang tu patut dihormati tak kira apa okeh)

Muka Jijik disini referring to the expression that people
make when they saw something revolting.
Macam bukak bukak kotak kek n nampak lipas dok
mati terbongkang atas kek birthday. ohh jijik!!

Macam lalu tepi jalan n tengok mayat kucin yg dilanggar lari,
inside out. ulat dok makan buffet tak yah bayor.
ohh jijik!!

macam masuk toilet yang dah bayar 30sen tapi
kat dalam tu penuh ngan dekorasi dekorasi organik.
ohh jijik!!

Pocket tak kisah kalau wajah lawa kamu tu wat muka jijik
kat benda yg memang jijik,standard lah tu, tapi bila pocket
semawa sorang kawan ni makan mee goreng mamak
yang pocket tengah makan..
n dia buat muka jijik sambil tahan napas,
menghayunkan tangan macam wiper keter
di ari ujan kat depan muka dia sambil berkata 'tak per lah'

teramaaaat lah terasanya hati ni,
kenapa? jijik sangat ker mee goreng mamak?
ok the fact that this is the third mee goreng mamak at 11pm
is menjijikkan tapi perlu ker wat muka jijik?

kenapa nak wat muka jijik kat kita yang berkerja
lebih masa kat kilang. Muka jijik kamu macam berkata
'ko ni bodohla, keja kat kilang sampai maghrib, kilang 
tak pernah kisahkan bonos ko pon'. 
Yes yes, memang pocket patut cari keja yang buleh
semayang maghrib berjemaah kat umah.
tapi ni periuk nasik beb, bills, debt and my lunch
is depnding on this. bukan sikit sikit tuu!!

and kenapa buat muka jijik sebagai reply
bila pocket kata pocket dok gilakan taylor swift
sekarang ni? jijik sangat ker?

Some people just cant help it, they pull that expression
everytime they were exposed to any situation that revolts them.
tapi pocketeers, sila jangan wat muka jijik yang
buleh menyakitkan ati orang. sedih tau




'so pocket, what do u do to release your stress?'
'i blog'
'u blog?' (muka jijik)... ohh aku 'PHANG' jgak nanti kang!!