Wednesday, December 07, 2011

469. Ai.. takkan tak kenal kot?

Pocketeers,
kalau zaman talipon talian kat umah dulu buleh la main main gini..
'ai? takkan tak kenal?'
ngan suara sebagai clue,
laki ka pompuan...
ini zaman SMS pun nak main gak?
macam la orang ingat nombor zaman sekarang nih...
adehlaaaa sayang


PS: Wordless Wednesday?

Tuesday, December 06, 2011

468. BrokeDown Pocket

Pocketeers,

Today I was told a 'sebak' story,
its not a sad story,
far away from those mushy tears tears kinda
story but its just a soft story about how
life is sometime not that yellow brick with
flowers along the way.
Thorns and puddle is also
there to make us happy.

She told the story all so nicely and I heard
every bit of them. Yes sis.. with your pic in
the computer screen, imagining u were talking
to me tru, I listen to every breath u exhaled
and even your smile seems so clear through that
cheap handphone speaker of mine.

Along the story there was this moment where she
told me about the main character healed from
his sickness and started to ask for food. Even
wanting to go out and about, going for boat
rides and singing competition...

The part where she mentioned
'There was i doing all the thing he wanted to
do .. Its nearly the same as granting someone's
last wishes.'

Listening to this, I broke down,
yes u guys know me, i'm the kind of guy who
would break in tears even at that movie 'real
steel' and armageddon.

I guess that is it with pengarah, writers and
a good story teller, they know where to rip off
our heart and tear it apart. Let u felt pity for
the main character and then they show u the
light from it all like Atom from 'RealSteel'
They let u feel pity with Malaysia playing
againts Indonesia, and they let the match end
with a heart tormenting penalty that resulted
in the hero's winning.
Oh wait seminit, that was real life.

...and that is what we need to be pocketeers,
we need to tell stories that could bring
tears of joy to readers. a smile unintentionally
sparkled by the end of the paragraph.
a wind of relief as the hero won in the end.
oh.. i'm not that good yet,
sure hope i can be one someday :D






PS: yes yes, its suppose to be 'her' story,
but i cant tell her story without her permision
can i? plus... even if she do ask me to write
about it, i dont think i'm that good yet ^^

467. Btul ker teww?

Pocketeers,
i was sitting down,
my knee hurts, and my back aching.
The heart thumping, the blood all rushing.
ohh.. i dont think i'm that young
anymore, Its the second round circling
the Jusco Bukit Mertajam and here i am ...
panting.

Cute little girls sitting right by my side on the bench.
Young in their shawl with top so tight, i think i know
they're using one hook or two.
Sat near to me like i did not matter to them,

on the positive side, i now i dont smell bad.
on the negative side, i know i've lost the
ancaman of a man who would flirt with them.
I know u wont seat by the side of a guy who
look like he's the same age as u right?
all of those who's still teenager please answer.
For them i am not more then an old guy,
A rusty old pole they would gave up their seats
in busses.
ohh..

and being that close to them,
i just cant help eaves dropping.
'so camana mamat ari tu?'
'tak nak ah.. suare sedap, tp sms gagal!'
'ohh kejap!! dont tell me he's old!!?'
'yes!! seems like it, dia eja abis semua down
to the imbuhan... tak sanggup ah aku!'
'sure dia tu pakcik kan..'
and they laughed...
hehehhahahahhuhuhuhuhihihihhohohoh... ooihh!!!







ohh...sedihnya pocket
1) kena belajar tulis bahasa sms 'muda' ker pas ni?
'hai!! chat? i kner g klas jap, u jgn mrh yew'
Okeh pocket try!!

2) pocket check balik SMS pocket,
wah!! 'independant' pun pocket taip sampai ke
silent 't' nyer!! abih laaaaa...

3) bahasa jiwa bangsa sis!!
hehehheh

Monday, December 05, 2011

466. KatSana?



Pocketeers,
Short story,
maktuk story,

'paih tu pocket pun gi lah ke depan kan, maktookkk...
depa punya la lawa pakai, masa raja kelantan ka raja
negeri mana ntah turun tu, bini dia ka anak dia punya
la lawaaa.. baju meghelit meghelap!(liplap)'

mama was listening to my story,
maktuk was listening too..
but i dont know that eyelid is opened or closed,
cause maktuk now is so old,
her wrinkles is getting more obvious.


'masa raja selangor mai kat hotel kami tu kan,
pulis pun dok eskot lah kan.. ada kot dalam tujuh
lapan bijik motor trapik.. raja turun dari keter,
semua orang dok angkat tangan salam,
ngan daulat tuanku nya sekali'
pocket never saw the royals before,
standing infront of the concorde hotel
while the royals were arriving for their
function is a bit too much for the pocket
to handle.

almaklumlah jakun sikit.

'lepaih tu la maktuk, kereta raja raja kita
semua pakai yang mahai mahai tok!
ngan tinted nya.. keter raja selangor tu
plet namber pun tak dak! punya la hebat..'
'elleeeehhhh. kat dunia ni lagu tu la,
mengebat dengan baju lawa kereta lawa,
besok kat padang mahsyar, sama gak
bogey macam kita.. dok languuut
tunggu penimbang tu nak jatuh mana..'
jawab maktuk ngan telapak tangan ditunjukkan,
macam kata..'Piiraahh!!!'





eh kesitu plak maktuk..
orang nak citer kejakunan orang,
ngan kehebatan kesultanan kita..
kesitu plak perginya dia... adehlaaa maktok.