465. Kangkang

as if sekangkang kera...

Pocketeers,

Money... is the source of all evil.

when u add money into charity,

the devil will step in.

When u add money into blogging,

the devil is already in.

when u add money into love,

then everything will collapse

for they are from two different

element that will burn each other.

Examples, lets say that back in the 50s,

Farid and me were buddies,

Somehow i got a bit more rezeki

then him, so i have come to own a few

piece of land that i grow prohibited

plant on them. Not much,

malay call it as 'sekangkang kera'

Since farid dont have

any place to live, all the rumah teres

and semi'ds is either taken or too expensive

that farid could not afford for so i

let him stay in my land.

i dont care... farid and me were buddies,

we ate from the same mangkuk,

and drank from the same cawan.

hell i'll be damn before

i ever go kedekut with farid.

he never did.. and so will i ...

ever!

but our friendship is bound by this flesh

god created us into.

We've grown old and rusty,

slept to god awaiting heaven (Hopefully)

Then the devil comes in.

u see, my daughter and farid's son will

never have the bonds like me and farid use to.

they just know each other as 'daddy's friend's children'

the problem comes when my future daughter

wanted to have the land farid's family

have been living for ages.

According to the will, the land belong to her...

inheritated from her late father.

which is me. so she'll be insisting for it.

No doubt.

Imagine the condition.

just because farid never asked me for the land,

buy it from me with payment

like a lifetime supply of his wife's

nasik goreng every morning maybe...

just because of that, farid's son will have to move.

leaving the old house demolished along with memories

and scenery of the late farid laughing hysterically

shouting 'brakes!! brakes!!'

teaching his son to ride the bike,

Just because of our friendship,

those picture of farid and his son

eating tembikai by the stairs will soon

be only picture. the stairs will be kayu api...

or somebody second hand pagar.

ohh..

so!!

yes, we are friend.

we are brothers.

we are sisters.

lets keep the legal things stay legal.

the grey color to be black and white.

for we fear the future, that holds a lot of uncertainty.

money... is a bond breaker.

PS: nak tanya pun susah gak kan..

'err pocket, tanah yang aku dok duduk ni,

tukar nama aku buleh tak?' oooooooo awkward

464. Am Blaming U

Pocketeers,

to whom should i blame this purchase to?

heheheheh...

anyway.. last nite i was late,

the flight was at 2210, i reached the subang airport by 910.

which was suppose to be ok since u have to be there 45minutes

earlier. but the flight was delayed for about 20minutes..

so i went to the a kopitiam there just by the side of

palmsportsbar and had tea. They have wifi so what to do?

surf a bit, BW a bit.

(Hey!! i know the password to their WIFI!

free internet while waiting anyone?)

i didnt look at the time while BlogWalking.

This i'm blaming u guys okeh.. your writing kept

me in my own time less zone.

then, at 10pm the staff came to me and told me that its

time to close.. ohh.. ok, means that i have another 30minute

to board the plane right?.. good good..

and so i walked towards the boarding hall and

i saw this book on the shelf. Eh.. macam selalu

dok tengok dlm blog blog pocketeers sekalian jer..

And i remembered how u guys kept on telling

how good it was and everything,

pikir punya pikir...

pikir lagi pikir..

pikir pikir!! na na nannananana

belilah!!

leaving me with another 2 minutes to spare for the

body check and the long walk towards the airplane

that is already ready to fly... 'run forest! run!!'

hahahah...

the door closed right behind me after i board.

i was the last person boarding, when i'm trying

to find my seat, the cabincrew told me to sit

wherever i want. No one else is boarding anymore.

Ohh dont be so mean sis, u are beautiful enough

without your angry mask on ^^;

And i'm blaming it to you pocketeers :D

for the wonderful run i had last night ^^

beli kasut jogging lah pas nih.

463. Sikat...

Pocketeers,
now tell me,
do i need a comb?
no kan...

same goes to u about those expensive dinner,

handbags that u wore only once.

pumps that cost half of an average operators salary,

and ... 7seater car that can go up to 260km/j

when u only have one kid.

ukur baju badan sendiri okeh..

for pocket... sikat rambut kepala sendiri muahahahah:D

462. hello!

Pocketeers,
Pocket tengah dok gaduh,
Pukul! Tendang! Tarik rambut!
..nasib baik ambut pocket ada
2mili je so xleh tarik. Hoyeah!

Anyway, pernah terpikir tak
mcmmana orang pekak pakai talipon?
Okeh, pekak adalah kata kata kasar
utk orang yg tak dengar cakap.
Jantan yang tak dengar cakap bini
pun buleh di jerit 'oi pekak!' bila
masa dimarahi.

So mari kita sebut betul betul...
'Orang yang kurang deria pendengaran'
kan sopan sikit gitu :D

Orang yang kurang daya pendengaran pakai
gak talipon, sms jer la kan. Tapi make
sure masa sms masuk tu ada lampu nyala.
Kang tak perasan la plak kan.
Ari tu tgk diorang guna vdo call
utk sembang. Besh sgt tgk!
Full of expression.

Er.. orang yang kurang deria pengelihatan
plak macam mana? Takda masalah apa!!?
Asalkan ada button ijau tanda angkat
talipon n button merah tanda letak
talipon sudah la kan.
Buleh je diorang meraba kat mana buttonnya.
Kita yg tak buta ni pun bule sms dengan
mata dok fokus driving.
Inikan plak mereka. Yang sense jari
diorang sensitip telebih lebih tu.
Yes, Mungkin diorang xleh dail,
tapi kalau kita yang talipon dia.
Buleh je sembang.

Soalan.
Kalau touch screen mcm mana orang
'tak nampak' nak angkat talipon?

Ohh.. Pocketeers,
Towards borderless society,
kekalkan talipon ber'button'!