Friday, January 08, 2010

251. Do u stand in queue?

... to board the bus?

Once sha did post a question about whether to ask your
BF or the competitor about any doubtful event suggesting
him playing the three sticks.
when one stick is lonely,
two sticks is perfect,
and three is ... well naughty.
sha: beeless bee orchid.

and most people who commented said that its best to ask
your BF instead of the third person, who would be the girl
of course, if its another man than just let your BF be, he's gay...
now i think this is a templated answer
(sila berhati hati, ayat cari gaduh akan keluar.. maafkan kecabulan pocket)
Cause if anyone ask u 'do u stand in queue to board the bus'
and u'll definitely answer 'yes we do!!' but in reality... u dont.

so ask your BF u say?
i think otherwise, do not ask your BF,
ask the competitor instead...

u found an SMS that smells fishy, talking about
a fishing trip this saturday when your BF/Hubby
insisted that he's working, u call the number...

if she know that she's playing with fire, (Meaning that she know farid is married)
she'll give u back what u deserve
(but she'll be filled with lies from your BF
and u may not deserve the allegation)
"u kater i nak amik farid dari u!? u tak pernah amik tau
pasal dia pun u nak bising apaa!! u tak pernah tau pun
problem dia lagi nak bising ngan i, i'm the future u'r the
past... get that in your thick skull byotch"
and now u know that your BF is actually not even worth it.
He's a lying prick who tells bad things bout u....

If she dont know that farid is taken, she'll just say sorry and let u be,
'oh sorry kak, dia yg datang ajak sayer .. sy tak tau dia
dah married.. tak per saya janji tak kan layan dia lagi'
Or not, cause she may try to get farid regardless.
'ok ok,can i call u later?... tuuuutttt tuuuuttttt'
Then u'll know that farid is gatal n trying to look for a one
night stand... just to make life interesting.

Cause asking him would be pointless and non-conclusive
act. he'll pusing pusing to the sky and then down to the
core of the earth taking a few turns in KLCC before he
gets to the point.
'alaaa, u ingat kan ari tu i ada pergi bisnes trip ngan mr
tan kan, dia nak bawak i gi mancing niii.. its nothing la
sayang, Kadie Chia ni Mr Tan punyer secretary nii, yes
memang la SMS dia bahasa melayu n she refers me as
'abang' but u know lah kan, she's 23!! takkan dia nak
panggil i pakcik plak kan, u jangan risau lah, i ngan dia
tak der paper!!'

and u know the saying,
air mata senjata wanita...
air liur senjata lelaki...
its not that we're going to spit at people or something but
we can talk like bringing the dead from the grave is a
possible thing to do:)

so there it is, ask the competitor instead,
u'll get the best answer there and not in the BF
Atleast both of the person in the conversation is a venusian
heheheheh
i know i'll get a different opinion in this post but that is what i think... :)
(Seriously takut nak baca komen komen pihak tuan nanti..)
i wonder if he's a blogger friend who u've never even met,
his wife called u to know u... how would u answer?
(Betcha she'll believe u more then she would believe her BF)

12 comments:

intan izani said...

err...
senang citer jgn lelebih dgn someone's spouse..even he/she is ur blogger fren,have some limits...
;)

tapi i like the phrase
air mata senjata wanita...
air liur senjata lelaki...

;)

lieya orange M.I. said...

...air liur senjata lelaki...
...huhuuu, tak pernah dgr pun b4 this...
...but irs true...
...bila lelaki ckp sikit, perempuan jd lain mcm...
...takblh percaya lelaki 100%...=p

aBoi said...

i akan lari a.s.a.p if i know he's belong to someone else.. (^^,)

WNA said...

thinking back, ade betulnya pocket ckp. the bf will pusing2 cerita and keluarkan ayat manis till the cair balik.

but still, I akan tanya bf i dulu, maybe the next step is to find out from the third person.is it wise? i dunno. because i dont want to serkap jarang :P

fairuzniza said...

um, been there, pocket. :)

i used to be with this guy, n when we broke up, someone did call me and asked,

"awak ni sape?macam mana awak kenal *****?"

when i asked her, what did he tell her? she said he told her that i was only his friend, not more than that when the truth is, i was with him that time. it was more than just friends.

so i told her the truth; who was i to him that time, and what had he done when he was with me.that time, i was the 3rd party and it was easier that way. :)

time passed by, i found out that he was with this girl before me, and still with this girl when he was with me. and after we broke up until now, he is still with that girl.

so,asking the 3rd party would give you something you don't wanna, but need to hear.

p/s: truth hurts, but it's better than not knowing that you've been fooled all this while.

Kujie said...

rahsia lelaki semua dah keluar :p

Unknown said...

hehehe... air mata snjata kaum wanita.. air liur senjata kaum lelaki.. datz mean...
kaum wanita nie mmg ceneng..
kaum lelaki nie lak mmg kuat putar belit... mcm 2 ke pocket??? ;)

apa pun, bg sy ar, selagi sy xnmpak hubby/bf sy ngan pompuan len dlm keadaan yg mencurigakan, selagi 2 ko selamat.. tp kalo dah sekali sy nmpak JGN HARAP KO AKAN JUMPA AKU LAGI!... :)

ps: adakah d sebabkan 2, sy msh lg menyendri??? :-?

cheryna zamrinor said...

i wonder if he's a blogger friend who u've never even met,
his wife called u to know u... how would u answer?
(Betcha she'll believe u more then she would believe her BF)

---> boleh kah sha tergelak berguling2 di sini? when this happens to me several times:)

manalah sha tau kan...
dok tak dok dalam blog single.
dalam real life dah beranak tiga.
hehehehe...

but then pocket, that's the point.
takkan farid nak mengaku dia dah beranak 3 di blog.
nanti duit nuffnang mesti sikit sebab tak ramai visitor.

same goes to farid in real life.
kalau mengaku sudah pastinya saham tidak berapa nak tinggi.

but don't you think it is easier for farid to tell faridah she is just a phone friend or a blogger friend?

i'm wondering from farid point of view:)

Kak Long said...

air liur senjata lelaki...

what a nice phrase!

memang betul, kalau nak tahu rahsia org lelaki, baik jgn tanya kat dia sendiri...
biar orang lain bagitau kan!

.millalara. said...

truth hurt.. and lie's worse..

lelaki oh lelaki~

iza~de~bintang said...

Air liur senjata lelaki
semakin berusia (+ banyak duit) akan menjadi lebih power ;)

Pernah juga dpat sms dari lelaki tak dikenali, sopan sms dia + pantun kadang2 tu. Tak lama lepas tu hilang camtu ja. Agaknya bini dia dah tahu kot hehehe

farenova said...

Air Liur Senjata Lelaki...Betul2..

Oh laki yang curang memang pandai kata-kata, kalau tak mcm ne nak hidup (I cakap ttg kawan2 laki i yg curang2 ni)....

My friend ni cheating on his wife, sewa kereta pergi honeymoon dgn girl lain... Kereta sendiri ditinggalkan di opis utk alibi dia ada di sana.... dan isterinya percayakan dia oohhhhh kasihannya..