251. Do u stand in queue?

... to board the bus?

Once sha did post a question about whether to ask your
BF or the competitor about any doubtful event suggesting
him playing the three sticks.
when one stick is lonely,
two sticks is perfect,
and three is ... well naughty.
sha: beeless bee orchid.

and most people who commented said that its best to ask
your BF instead of the third person, who would be the girl
of course, if its another man than just let your BF be, he's gay...
now i think this is a templated answer
(sila berhati hati, ayat cari gaduh akan keluar.. maafkan kecabulan pocket)
Cause if anyone ask u 'do u stand in queue to board the bus'
and u'll definitely answer 'yes we do!!' but in reality... u dont.

so ask your BF u say?
i think otherwise, do not ask your BF,
ask the competitor instead...

u found an SMS that smells fishy, talking about
a fishing trip this saturday when your BF/Hubby
insisted that he's working, u call the number...

if she know that she's playing with fire, (Meaning that she know farid is married)
she'll give u back what u deserve
(but she'll be filled with lies from your BF
and u may not deserve the allegation)
"u kater i nak amik farid dari u!? u tak pernah amik tau
pasal dia pun u nak bising apaa!! u tak pernah tau pun
problem dia lagi nak bising ngan i, i'm the future u'r the
past... get that in your thick skull byotch"
and now u know that your BF is actually not even worth it.
He's a lying prick who tells bad things bout u....

If she dont know that farid is taken, she'll just say sorry and let u be,
'oh sorry kak, dia yg datang ajak sayer .. sy tak tau dia
dah married.. tak per saya janji tak kan layan dia lagi'
Or not, cause she may try to get farid regardless.
'ok ok,can i call u later?... tuuuutttt tuuuuttttt'
Then u'll know that farid is gatal n trying to look for a one
night stand... just to make life interesting.

Cause asking him would be pointless and non-conclusive
act. he'll pusing pusing to the sky and then down to the
core of the earth taking a few turns in KLCC before he
gets to the point.
'alaaa, u ingat kan ari tu i ada pergi bisnes trip ngan mr
tan kan, dia nak bawak i gi mancing niii.. its nothing la
sayang, Kadie Chia ni Mr Tan punyer secretary nii, yes
memang la SMS dia bahasa melayu n she refers me as
'abang' but u know lah kan, she's 23!! takkan dia nak
panggil i pakcik plak kan, u jangan risau lah, i ngan dia
tak der paper!!'

and u know the saying,
air mata senjata wanita...
air liur senjata lelaki...
its not that we're going to spit at people or something but
we can talk like bringing the dead from the grave is a
possible thing to do:)

so there it is, ask the competitor instead,
u'll get the best answer there and not in the BF
Atleast both of the person in the conversation is a venusian
heheheheh
i know i'll get a different opinion in this post but that is what i think... :)
(Seriously takut nak baca komen komen pihak tuan nanti..)
i wonder if he's a blogger friend who u've never even met,
his wife called u to know u... how would u answer?
(Betcha she'll believe u more then she would believe her BF)