Thursday, January 28, 2010

258. Advice from...

...above
the other day i went for a lunch session wit farid and he was gatal enough
to invite a lady friend who are fairly symmetry for u to fall for but about
a quarter of enjelinaJoli's beauty. Ok basically she didnt attract me much
at the beginning but my perception changes after. Lets call her ima shall we?

We arrived at nando's and ordered, standard personal menu which will be
the quarter chicken with chips and coleslaw, ima ordered the same.

Before my chicken arrives to our table, we talked.
Ima was a good entertainer I would say, she talk intelligently even with a guy
dat have an IQ of a toad like me. Which I've appreciated so much .. so much..
and then, the chicken that was suppose to be alive a few days earlier was lay
dead in front of us.(ala bagitau jer la makanan dah sampai.. madah pulak!!)
I was fascinated with Ima's gesture of enjoying her food upon arrival,
She was observing the coordination first and then she make a joke about the
'Not-So-Brave' flag they planted onto her chicken. We laughed again...
Good laugh, great company.

She cut small portion of chicken, (Dont have to open up wide maybe?)
carefully thrust the fork so that no meat will be hanging,
(Not to drop off and look ridiculous maybe?)
and put it into her mouth using her teeth as a stopper
to pull the meat in. (Lipstick concern maybe?)
Just as I was beginning to adored her ...
Hell break loose...

She talked with her mouth full!! for some, u might say that its not that bad..
Some english oriented people would tell their children not to but i dont think
my mother ever warned me on the matter ever.
Its not that bad isnt it? Well that was when i am wrong.

Your pronunciation come out differently when u have
the small bones of chicken wing coming out of your mouth.
'ho pohet, hah begapa lamha keha sihu?'
(So pocket, dah berapa lama keja situ?)
The person in front of u would definitely be seeing what
is it inside your mouth if u are laughing hard.
I mean honestly, that was the first time i've felt that girls doing
their girly chuckle with hands covering the lips is not that gedik.
I was the witness of what have become to a piece of chicken
thigh half chewed mix with red coloured sauce on someone's lidah!!
That was the time when she laugh and open it wide like what u do
when u'r seing your dentist. wow!! Imagine that pocketeers.
Now i dont have to describe what happen to potato chips mixed with coleslaw rite^^;

Regardless of the grotesque view i'm witnessing,
I didnt tell her bout the 'dont talk with your mouth full' nasihat.
It kinda struck me differently... she was sent by god not for me
to give her advice, but as an advice to me.
So that i wont be doing the same after.
So that i'll be watching where do i put my food
if i have to answer before swallowing.
Hid it in between the side teeth and cheek lah...
So that i have a story to post today. (Oooiiihhh!!)
Will I be asking her to join any lunch or dinner session again in the future?
Owh.. I definitely will, as a reminder for me.
Not to talk with my mouth full

Pocketeers, ever noticed how u eat? humm hummm^^

15 comments:

Emora Valeria said...

i love dis entry.
btw agak xsopn mkn smbil berkate2.hee!

Dak Wan said...

Kunyah dulu baru bercakap kan? Hehehe.

UglyPooh said...

hehe.....good advice. yur future wife must be very sopan la pocket.

errkk..bila mau mkn sama? wink2 ;-p

intan izani said...

agak2 kalau ima tu baca ni
ape perasaan dia?
;p

aBoi said...

tak penah perasan pun sebelum ni makan macamaana ! thanx for the reminder..haha

Cik Qemm said...

err. qemmal pun tak suke tgk org bercakap dgn mulut penuh. perempuan atau lelaki. yez, i do talk when i eat. tp bukan mase mulut penuh.huhu..

sometimes people has to wait for my answer, because i'll wait until it is comfortable to me to talk.

jdkan ia pengajaran. tp cemane ek nk tegur org cmtuh? nak2 baru first time jmpe kan.

~LP Lum~ said...

salam pocket~

hehehe... en3 yg mmbuatkan sy trpkir bribu kali gaya sy mkn... :))

apa pun, ayh sy pling xgemar tgk org baik pompuan mhupun lelaki berckp ngan mulut yg penuh ngan mkanan.. :)

so, kami adik bradik hnya brckp bla perlu time mkn.. xmo kna sergah ngan en bapak.. kang ilang mud nak mnjamu slera... :)

HEMY said...

ekekeke..mmg cantekkk...sekaleyyyy dia makan kaluuuu

mwoh mwoh mwoh...sebaik tak tersemburrrrr

Dee said...

kalo anak dara nmpk buruklah kan pocket..kalo mak org..x kisah sgt kot..but not in publiclah..hehehe..

farenova said...

huhuhuhuhuhu malunya...kalau tersembur lagi malu.. i like ur writing!

Kak Long Mawar Merah said...

nasihat yang sungguh berhemah tu pocket!

Masa kecik2 dulu, memang nak kena cubitlah kalau bercakap kat meja makan! Jadi, sampai dah bongkok 3 pun kena ingat pesanan tu...

.millalara. said...

huuu.. milla tgh duk imagine 'view' yg pocket duk perhati tu.. euwwww~

jom dating! nnti komen ;p

Pocket said...

Syaheera,
can i address u like this?

slamat dtg to ToMyPocket,
datang la selalu lg yek:D
yes.. kurang sopan, tp sapa yg tetapkan tu yer? hummmmmm

DakWan,
Telan dulu baru cakap kot hahahahah

Pooh,
tak jgak, kalau pocket sopan,
dia pastinya yg kurang sopan..
baru la 'complete each other' kan?

so pas ni nak kena jadi tak sopan lah
>:D

IntanIzani,
umph,
mesti dia sedih..
loh, cam tu punyer ko baik ngan aku,
camni ko nyer persepsi?

make sure dia tak baca :D

Aboi,
macam kali kedua anda kesini,
tp pocket masih lagi tak taruk link.
maafkan pocket..
kebelakangan ni maintenance kureng sikit.

umph, nak reminding pocket sndiri sebenornyer :D

CikQemm,
umph! tu yg pocket takut tu,
pocket memang la ingat...
'jangan cakap ngan mulut penuh'
tp praktik nyer tak tahu plak..
kena cuba sedar diri sikit.
gitu

people have to wait:D
awkward moment kan...
suma orang duk senyum menunggu jawapan,
cikQemm duk mengunyah... lagi lagi beefsteak slipar :D heheheh

Linda,
kan kan kan!!
camaner yek aku makan?
gitu gitu terpikirnya..
so sarapan kang check yer :D

wah garang nyer ayahnda..
bagus utk perkembangan anaknda nyer.
sopan n teratur la korang ni kan :D

Hemy,
hahahah, tak la huduh benor jadinyer,
cuma pocket jer yg duk terlebih sensitif. heheh

Dee,
umph, kalau mak orang pun buruk jgak
kalau dok hah-hah-hah sekampung dengor kat restoran. heheheh

tp surely anak dare kalu kureng sikit kan... umph!! lets hope like that

farenova,
thanks, hope the same juice can be poured onto the keyboard all year long:D

tersembur tu tidak..
tp ada jgak la belon belon mikro
yg melayang kesana sini...
dia prasan ker tak?
tak tahu

KakLong,
nasihat utk diri sndiri.
bagus tu, tp jangan la sampai tak sembang langsung, masa bila lagi anak beranak nak sembang kan kalau tak dining table.
cuma kna pastikan jangan bersembur :D

Mila,
owh jangan la imagine,
kang sarapan anda tidak sesedap mana lak nanti.. heheheh

jom dating..
tp tak nak la pasal nak komen yg nak dating.. nanti abih makan bawak kuar checksheet..
perbualan - 3
makan - 2 pocket makan loqlaq
boring - 8 pocket memang boring

alaaa terasa cam audit plak nanti

Ayaq masak said...

Potong stim oiiiiiiiii hahahha.

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