144. Limau..Mau!!Mau!!

Karangan ni dah pun tertulis setahun lepas ...
bulan jun. tp pasal tak appropriate utk pocket
post kan bulan jun,
so pocket simpan karangan ni dlm comp pocket.
dan duk menanti raya cina utk nak post.
skali raya cina tak der access internet plak...
terpaksa la gi CC khas utk nak post .
so sila lah baca karangan pocket sempena
raya cina.. heheheheh

Citer Rimau mau limau Mao Li
Rimau mau Limau, Rimau mintak limau sama Mao Li
'Mao Li Mao Li... rimau mau limau.. bagi rimau sikit limau'
Mao Li tak mau bagi limau sama rimau.
'Ini limau Mao Li, kalau Mao Li bagi limau sama rimau, Mao Li tak ada Limau lagi'
rimau mau limau jugak. Mao Li pun mau limau.
Rimau try mintak limau lagi
'Tapi Mao Li ada lima limau, bagi rimau satu limau, lebih limau Mao Li makan la'
tapi Mao Li tamak, dia mau makan suma lima lima limau.Mao Li tanya Rimau,
'rimau rimau ... selain limau ... mau kuih pau ka rimau?'
'rimau tak mau kuih pau... rimau mau limau jugak.lain rimau tak mau'
kata rimau mau
'Ambik ini Pau la rimau, rimau mana buleh makan limau. pau sudah la rimau...'
kata Mao Li mendesak...
Rimau kata 'Mao Li Ingat rimau tak tau? itu kuih pau sudah lemau'
Mao Li sudah pening berpinau pinau, camana mau kasi rimau tak mau limau.
kuih pau pun rimau tak mau. bagi tungau ka... kasi gatai semua
mau kasi pukau ... Mao Li tak tau pukau.so ... dgn kuatnya Mao Li kata...
'kang kau ku kuntau ... baru mau tau!!' kata Mao Li sengau.
'lahabau kau Mao Li kedekut Limau.' kata rimau sedikit keriau.
so give up la rimau mau mintak limau.
Mao Li pun makan la limau.
rimau plak gi ke kurau makan char koey teow.


heheheh, selamat bercut pocketeers sekalian.
peace!!

143. BeautifulLife

pocketeers,
pernah bermasharakat ngan orang yang kurang berkemampuan fizikal tak?
dulu masa ngaji quran kat rumah tok teh dulu ada sorang kakak ni tidak bertangan.
duk heran pada mulanya, kenapa masa dia ngaji quran, orang bukakkan pintu,
angkat quran dia,
belagaknya kakak nii
rupa rupanya...

Kat sekolah Menengah GC, masih lagi ada meja dia yang rendah dipotong kaki,
Pasal dia kena tulis guna kaki dan utk dia yg pakai bj kurung, nak angkat kaki
ke atas meja yg tinggi tu nampak tak sopan:) heheh (Sexy lg)

Last time tgk dia kat dlm Bersamamu duk belajar lukih lukisan minyak atas kaca tuu.

ada lagi contoh lain yg pocket tahu.
Pernah jgak berbual gini ngan seorang yang berkerusi roda.
'petang yg besh kan..panas pun tak..' kata Farid sambil duduk atas kusi roda nyer.
'umph... jalan jalan kat taman pun besh gak ni' jawab pocket
'aku tak leh jalan'
'...' err, nak jawab apo yek?

ada yang buleh buat lawak,
ada jgak yg sensitip...

ingat lg tak drama jpung tajuk 'Beautiful life'
dimana kimutaku blakon ngan matsu takako,
BF nyer hairdresser, GF nyer lumpuh tu.
satu scene tu diorang baru abih dinner...
kuar dari restoran ujan la plak. kimutaku kata..
'mendokusainaaaa..' (Leceh nyaaaa)
yang mana bagi dia bermaksud
'alaaa ujan la plak, lecehnyer nak kena basah basah nih'
yang mana bagi gadis atas wheelchair tu plak bermaksud...
'alaaa, ujan la plak, nak kena gi amik keter bawak sini, dalam ujan nak kena angkat awek ni, lipat krusi roda dia plak lagi'
Dan gadis tu pun terus tarik muka dan memulakan sessi 'sunyiiiiiiii'
tak salah kan awek tu...
its inevitable for her to think like dat.

pocket pasti, kalau kita ditempat kimutaku pun,
mest sangkut. nak wat camana kan...
kena berhati hati la bila bercakap

tp bebaru ni pcket jumpak ngan orang yg langsung tak kisah.
ayat dia camni: (Lebih kurang la... tak la sama sangat... ditukar utk keselamatan sejagat)
'hang tu nasib baik lumpuh. kalau tak aku pecat hang lama dah!'
'wei cacat! aku mai kat hang pasai kesian kat hang,
tapi yg hang pi suruh anak hang yg darjah dua pulaih
screw drive shaft aku tu pasai apa? pakai la power tool,
tak sedaq diri tangan dengkoi!'
'Cabut la tingkap nako ker, almari tu ker,
gi jual. lebih bayor utang aku buleh la anak anak ko makan.'
'Hang dah menumpang tu buat elok elok sikit'

jahat kan
no question this time but just wanna say...
'marilah kita hidup dalam harmoni'
huhummmmm:)

adding to this...
can i say that minor disability can also be included to the list?
Poverty,
Obesity,
minority,
'hitam'ity,
'pendek'ity,
sexuality,
crabby patty, (Takder kena mengena tp nak tulih jgak pasal rhyming nyer besh)

142. Faizal Tahir

Selalunya pocket tak taruk apa apa kata nama khas dalam ni
ngan spelling yg sama, tp kali ni pocket taruk.
kalau duk tak duk orang google nama dia dan sampai sini.
kira nasib lah.
(Most probably tak la kan)

selepas nama JumpakPakcikHusin tu diumumkan sebagai
Juara AJL td, terasaaaa sangat tak patutnya...
yerla.. hero yg pocket suka dah pun dapat
Best Vocal,
Best Performance dan
Best Ballad,
Obviously dia patut dpt yg lagi satu tu kan.
tp tak dapat. Maybe juri pikir pikir balik
'tak leh kasi dia sapu semua.. kita pilih sms kedua terbanyak'
(Tp td ada sms ker? pasal kalau ada..rugi pocket tak abih kan sebulan worth of celc0m money on that)
I mean seriously korang pernah try nyanyi lagu MUH tu kat
Karaoke tak? sama jer tona nyer dari awal sampai abih.
maybe kat oktave yg orang biasa cam pocket ni susah sket
nak pulun jer. ulang benda yg sama dari awal sampai abih plak tu.
sikit lagi 'kalis rinduuuuu, kalis rinduuuu...' tu jgak
hoh!!
Taaaapiii... pocket respect diorang pasal walaupun group
Independence tp still buleh menang tu kira diorang memang
hebat. Clap Clap for them.

OK... maybe isnin 19thJan'09 ni kebanyakan post kat memana
blog pun pastinya benda yg sama. Dan pastinya anda bosan.
tp one thing that i'd like to point out would be...
Faizal Tahir patut menang tadi:)
heheheh
Ada penyokong tak!!?

141. Walk The...

...Plank

Its cleaner now. the floors are clean, the furniture are shining.

The cleaner must be wiping everything double time.

The engine is also fine. Better than those day when the ship runs

with unlimited supply of charcoal.

The maintenance is doing their job better when the charcoal are

running low.hahah...
yes, the charcoal are running low, and we're in the middle of the sea.

If the charcoal runs out and we're still at sea, we can kiss the picture

of our luved one bye bye.

Not to forget the food supply.

Not to forget the food supply.

Everyone work for their life now.

Not for the 32inch flat TV.

Not for the nice dinner to impress the GF at home.

The piano is off the boat!(And so does the piano player)

The captain dont think that we can arrive with the same

load we are having now, so we are tossing away anything

that can lightened the boat mass.Hoping we could arrive safely.

After the piano and chairs, what else is heavy? Man?

Seeing the piano jump the plank, there's a kind

of changed expression in everyone's faces.

people are taking initiative, the mechanic are hiding their tools.

So that no one else can replace him.

So that he is the only one that can maintain the ship.

So that he is needed. Naughty.. but one have to live.

The cleaner panicked now. after the piano,

the furniture was used to replace charcoal.

Now there's nothing to clean.

The next one to jump the plank might be him.
Panic is in the air. hope the ship wont sink!!

MrBig... please dont throw this potato peeler off the boat.

i'm good in peeling potatoes, peeling the skin as thin as 0.2mm.

As for cost reduction, i've even come up with potato peel chips.

The potato skin deep fried to crisp and lightly flavoured is a

heavenly food to have during movies:)
Not the plank please... not the plank...

140. Mananyer....

Streamyx Combo kuuuu!!!?
pocket telah mintak kon order kan streamyx combo
utk pocket nak berinternet lagi dirumah,
tetapi somehow tak leh nak dpt jgak pon...
kenapaaaaa!!!???
malam ku sunyi tanpa talian hayat ...
comp ku boring tanpa pintu keluar dunia...
WoKraf III boring bila main sesorang,(Lama gila game ini)

pocket baru 2 ker 3 post yg telah berjaya dipostkan di 09 ini...
ini bercanggah ngan apa yg pocket azamkan awal tahun dulu.
well... its kinda hard if u wanna post internet like u used to
if u dont have any connection at home. for those who have
internet connection at the office... its different.
but for my kilang, they've blocked any access to IE.
So u'r left with mail and mail only.
ahaaaaiiiii....

so!!
tunggu nanti!!
bila dah masuk streamyx combo ku!!
akan ku nulih bagai lupa diri:) heheheh
tidak dilupakan juga tag dari sha.
dan yuz

dan tidak dilupakan juga berjuta maaf ku panjat kan
kepada anda sekalian yang dah boring datang sini tp
tak berupdate m(_ _;m
semuanya salah streamyx combo!!:)

139. I Know...

...a girl in luv
I know a girl in luv,
She is so in luv that she sings her heart out for him
through the handphone, cause tomorrow she'll be
singing at the annual dinner but he cant be there
to see her.
Heheh... I would too:)
(if i were a booooooyyyyyy!!! i would know how it feeelllssss... *fade out*)
I know a girl in luv,
She is so inluv that she forgotten all the beatings
and the mocking that the BF thrown to her.
Wiping her tears of pain with his so called birthday
present which was a handkerchief dat was so cheap
it doesnt absorb water that much.
Kept on saying,
'he will change, he will change, he will change'.
Cant blame her for loving. For love is unconditional.
Need the blame the BF for the 8 years old boy in him.

I know a girl in luv,
She is so in luv that she gave her savings to the BF,
letting him do his business, without asking him
how is he spending her money, believing in him all the way.
Well u know the saying...
'A good woman at the back of every winners, a bad one for losers'
but how do u know he's a winner sis?

I know a girl in luv,
She is so in luv that she cant see reason.
cant see the logic, going up and down penang KL
every weekends to see her family.
Well i guess having to hold your dear one worth
the 50 ringgit ticket and the 5 hours of travel.
I've actually met this girl during one of my bus trip.

I know a girl in luv,
she is so in luv with her
baby, that she forgotten
about her hubby,
letting him sleeps on the
cold and dusty floor,
Well, cant blame her now
can we? i'd be as such too

:)


Know anyone in luv lately pocketeers?