562. Ayam Goreng RM2.5

Short Post dipetang sabtu,
dillema dihari raya,

bila raya kita bagi wit raya,
ikhlas, tulus dari hati..
'Moga duit ni buleh membantu kamu wahai anak muda,
dalam me'realisasi'kan impian kamu utk menjadi tahfiz,
menjadi arkitek pembina masjid, utk menjadi guru
harapan generasi yang lebih muda.'

yes yes, kita memang bagi ikhlas tulus dari hati,
its not about the amount, its not about who u are,
ikhlas ikhlas...

taaaappiii!!!
jangan nak tipu yer disini pocketeers sekalian kalau
pocket cakap ada yang jeles kekanda bagi banyak
dari kamu,  persoalan of
'kenapa pak ngah bagi ciput walhal dia gaji besor?'
well tak perlu la pakngah nak bagi penerangan kan
-pakngah kaki judi,
-pakngah kaki karaoke ngan indon,
-pakngah kaki makan (Pasal tu pakngah 'besar' sikit)

tapi tanpa explanation pun, assumption mesti kuar.
pak long bagi RM10.. pak ngah bari RM2 jer!?
mesti pakngah dok perabih wit kat manching sangat
sampai tak der wit dah nak buat bagi wit raya...
no? betul betul no? betul ker?

n thinking of this, kita pun mesti terpikir kan,
nak bagi wit raya berapa yek? yang tak nampak
kedekut sangat, tp still termampu dek gaji ciput ini.

Daaan disini pocketeers sekalian pun jawab la ngan
jawaban yg macho macho lagi berunsurkan moral
tahap kayangan...
'beb, sedekah tu, maner buleh pikir amount'
'alaa yang penting niat kamu'

tapi jauh disudut hati itu,
tak pernah terpikir kah?
sikit pun tak pernah terpikir kah?
tahun ni berapa? RM2 lagi cam tahun lepas?
kak long bagi berapa tahun lepas? tak segan ker?
Acu bagi Rm200 sorang utk anak menakan,
kamu bagi RM2? biar betul?

heheheheh... daaahhh!! jom gi pasar ramadan!
carik ayam goreng :D

561. The One That Got Away...

Pocketeers,
how was your puasa?
for the man,
please go and pay up your zakat fitrah,
cause u dont wanna kalut kalut malam
raya bila masa tu lah nak balik kampung
pun... masa tu jgak lah nak tulung pak
bakaq lemang nya pun, main mercun
plak nya lagi, laaaaagi nak pi bayaq
zakat?
huuuiiii tak dan woo!! :D

anyway kenangan is just as painful
as any poke with a sharp knife to the
lower rib right? Just now i was checking
back all those picture in my computer,
and saw some picture of her, her and her...
its like that song saper nyanyi?
its all coming baaack, its  coming back to me now,
bla bla blaaa...
its when u touch me like this,
it when i hit u like that,
saper nyanyi yer? kakak yang bebaru ni meninggal tu ker?

adehlaaa...
terasa terus nak mempersoalkan ketentuan tuhan,
terasa teringin nak tanya... what if this, and what if that...
terasa terus bahawa.. mungkinkah ada yang lebih baik?
maybe pocket patut gi USA dari gi Papua NewGunea dulu
untuk sambung study?
or maybe kalau pocket dok jer kat MY, mesti sekarang ni
pocket tak senang duduk pasal banyak sangat aweks
seluruh negeri negeri bersekutu kat malaysia ni.
(Macam kamu tu ensem sangat jer pocket!!!?)
hehehh, tak tak.. nak dapat kan yang pertama dulu
pun puas makan modal, inikan plak yang kedua..
malah yang ketiga ... ohhh

nak ajer pocket group semua gambar gambar tu n tekan button delete.
tapi tak sampai ati, terasa macam nak tengok lagi.. macam nak 'ingat'
lagi...
yes yes, kita mungkin tak di'tentu'kan bersama,
tapi aku kan cuba untuk mengingati dirimu selama lamanya.
kalau kenangan indah kita tak dapat ku cerita lagi dan lagi untuk
ku pahatkan di otak lembab ku ini, maka gambar gambar ngan
henpon murahan yang saiz tak sampai 2000pixel persegi ni jer lah
jadi reminder. yang satu tika dulu aku dah buat silap (KOT?)
yang kalau la buleh ku ulang, akan ku buat sebaik mungkin.
pergh!! jiwang nya post pocket kali nih.. adehlaaaa...

so untuk kamu yang membaca...
just want u to know that i miss u,
not to wish that we could be together anymore,
just wanna hear your voice every now and then
to remind me about 'the one that got away'

560. Antisocial Statement.

Pocketeers,
do u hate anyone?
do u despise someone till the point '
that u wont talk to him, if u sees him
all small walking towards u from the other
end of the hall, and u'd change your step
and start walking out another door?
Do u put the 'silence-ring-tone'
as a ring tone for him, so that
u'll never realize him calling.

I guess u do, everyone do...
its just a matter of much or less,

Now how did we ever came to this,
I hate her, because?
I truly dont think its because of her
face... yes, she may look like those
'Ibu Mertuaku' kinda face that u'll
feel meluat just by the glimpse of
her nose.. or her mulut munchung,
but I dont think u'll hate her for her
face. unless she looks just like that
bitch who left u for another guy after
she finished 'kikis'ing all of your
simpanan till u are now merempat
di bawah titi berselimutkan kotak..
well then just stab her the next time
u see her will ya..

Which brings me to the real point
of my stupid argument today.

we will never hate someone..
who we've never luved before.

its like related. u love someone,
and chances are u can hate him after.
but if u never luv anyone, definitely
u'll never hate anyone after.
why would u hate that penjual surat kabar?
He gave u the wrong change?
He talked rubish to you?
So what? u dont know him, let him be!
He'll never get any.. he can look at you
for all he wants or care to imagine what
is going on under those slick silk baju kurong
of yours, but he'll never get any close to u
other then his filthy hands handing u the change.

But if u and him have been going on for so long,
talking about your kids and your hubby with
the penjual surat kabar, he knows your car and
start runnin hastily to give u your choice of
surat kabar just by u stopping nearby his stall.
u know his house, and he knows yours.
Raya visits, doa selamat and even BBQs.
Then wont u be hurt if he ever talk rubbish or
if he brushes his forearms by your waist like
trying to seduce u hoping to get lucky?

Chances are, u'll never go there again.

If I forgot to reply an SMS to the clerk in my office,
i dont think she minds (unless its an emergency SMS saying..
'tolong! macam ada orang pecah masuk rumah saya')
but if I forgot to reply my intan payung's sms repeatedly,
then it'll be a cold weekend with FB update
'cinta oh cinta.. dimana kamuuuu' bla bla meluat!

U once known a guy,
he turned out nice, u started dating,
u liked him, he seems like luving u...
but then after a few dates he started
to ask money from u and rumours lingering
that he actually having some other girls,
and u are one 'dinner' that he's having lined
up for the weekend. Finding this true,
u broke up with him. (After the kokakola
dituangkan ke kepala dia pasal tangan tu
gatal sangat merayap kat tpt tak sepatutnya)
would u hate him after? for deceiving u?
for thinking less of u? I'd say I would.
but in men's point of view, we're different.
we dont mind becoming 'dinner'
but that is a different story of course.

Now it doesnt have to be lovey dovey relation only,
Bosses whom u care.. turned out that he's just as
racist as everyone say he is,
A fishing buddy whom u thought glad of your company
but turned out telling people how he hated going
fishing with a newbie like u.
or a blogger whom u thought having something in
common but turned out she just wanted your traffic.

Anything Everything Something Urat Keting,

we will never hate someone..
who we've never luved before.
for a life without any hatred,
let us not love. an antisocial statement.

A racist head of department? hey go ahead! dont kacau me ok
A random guy stopping by the traffic light with fishing rods?
let him be, banyak dpt ikan bro?
'adoo lah sikit' 'oooo' bruuuuuummmmmmmmm

no?



what do u think pocketeers?

559. Siakap Senohong, Gelama Ikan Duri

Pocketeers,
semalam pocket sahur kat luar,
 kuar kul 2am,
tiba di destinasi kul 3am,
start mancing dan sessi penyiksaan bermula,
macam mana tak kira penyiksaan?
si Farid sorang jer yang dok naikkan ikan,
kiter ni hapa pun tak sangkut.
Tertekan woo!!
 ada gak sekali dua yang dia 'DOuble-Hit' lagii. pergh!!!

 yes maybe orang buleh kata pocket terlangkah joran
(Syirik kan kalau kita percaya bebenda gini)
maybe orang buleh kata pocket tak pandai.
(haaa yang ni mungkin betul, tp pocket dah wat
apa yang sama ngan Farid wat, still ikan tak nak
sangkut gak)
tapi camana citer pun, in the end REZEKI jugak
yang kita buleh refer. kita kena ingat. yang rezeki
tu tuhan yang tentukan,
bukan skill, bukan lokasi, bukan superstition,
kalau gaji tu, bukan boss kat kilang,
bukan masa atau peluang,
 bukan pasal kamu tidur ngan manager,
 bukan pasal kamu ugut MD ngan gambar lucah dia ....
semuanya tuhan yang tentukan.
Alhamdulillah bila 'DAPAT'.
dan alhamdulillah jugak bila tak 'DAPAT'

 'alaaa post ni pasal pocket tak DAPAT jer kan..
cuba pocket DAPAT tengok... sure juah kater
diri tu pandai lagi skilfull'



 I guess so, n that is why i was not blessed
this morning with catches that i could be
bragging right now.
To teach me, that one day, i may get the
biggest catch in size or qty. And that
i should be bersyukur then. Just like
how i am thankful now.

the only catch.. ohh

 so pocketeers, thankful of the air in your lung lately?