Tuesday, March 03, 2009

152. Spark...

...Plug
pocketeers, i've once read in the Book of relationship by the title of
'Men are from mars, women are from venus' about points reward and deduction.
From what i can understand, it is like this...
Every time a man do a good deed...
holding hands,
open the door for her,
show up on time,
taking out the garbage,
...he will be rewarded with one point and not more,
regardless of how big the deed was.
As she gets happy with him, he'll get points understand?
Now it will not make any different if the man bought her flowers
on her birthday or bought her a vios. The point reward will still be one.

Which is different from what we men think...
because we put value to the gift.. i mean the gift doesnt grows on trees u know...
effort and money need to be spent.
Time consumption to stand in the line for Rihanna's concert ticket. Have a heart la
(tetiba pocket emo plak)
anyway... this point needs to be mantain daily,
Sunday i've earned 44 points with Aleya, Dewi and Kathy.
Monday morning.. its back to zero. hustle up bro!!
Its just like reality tv show where u have to keep
performing or else u'd be eliminated.
For Aleya who i've just come to know her, (About two months only)
the point to keep is 14... not that much,
call her up.. sms a few..
maybe evening walk or something would get me 14 points already.
(Considering that i have to open the door, wipe the seats, get her flowers,
run all the way to the otherside of the park to get her an aiskrim palit)
But for Dewi, it has been 2 years already. Daily points will be higher.
maybe 52 kot... What if i dont get the daily points?
well, it'll be days till she say bai bai,

Now we have talked about point reward.. what about point reduction?
every game show must have a penalty right? let me ask u on this one...

There u were walking down in your best dress to the front door
to find him waiting in his best suit(One point).
Opened the door for u(One POint)
'i am going to bring u to a place i've always wanted to try.. brace wit me ya'
the smell of perfume just fine (One point)...
u'r there on the table already, white cloth with flower.
high class french restaurant.. (Point rewarded till this stage was about 23)
during the dinner, he went to the toilet leaving his HP on the table.
It rings with a beautiful face on the screen, incoming SMS.
Out of curiosity u checked 'u left your jeans here sayang, how did u get home?'
tell me girls, how many point will be deducted by this one?

ok, the example are a bit too much,
but if u are going to deduct points from incidents as such, how much will it be?
-for not answering the phone?(Regardless the reason)
-for answering phone with suspicious background sounds (Girls chuckling)
-for coming back late from buying the nasi goreng?(Got stuck at the CC)
-for going out to have a ketam dinner with a dang attractive angels from heaven.

every good deed, a flower blossoms
every bad behaviour, a spark of fire
now how is it wrong when we are doing everything within our power to avoid the spark?
cause somebody's point was down to negative 94 that saturday night...

Sunday, March 01, 2009

151. AnotherInteractions in...

...Blogging.
pocketeers,
the first day i've started to blog was the day i felt that there's so much story in me
that i wanna tell, but the people within my vocal distance just wont understand it.
Then in 2004, to layan this urge of story-telling, tomypocket came to life.

But just as most of 'melayu' mistake in business, is the lack of advertisement.
I wrote my story, but never went to other's blog to comment or making friends.
Which resulted the first two years of my blogging days was without any comment.
The reader would only be 3 people. 1 of them commented. And i never replied.

And then someone told me that i should make friends,
go to people's blog and start commenting. with this only
that someone else would start reading my crap.
So i did it, start to bloghopping.
At first my intention was to leave my link just to let people see me.
but then i've changed... something grows inside of me and i start to
actually read other peoples daily story,
someone's broken heart,
someone's beloved MyVi got hit,
someone's love story
Trip and adventure storyand i luved them,
commented as sincere as i can and with that
people started to come to me blog.
Thanks pocketeers,
each one of u lit up a candle in this dark life of the pocket.
Now i can see my toes again.

Commenting and posting in not the only interactions in blogging nowadays.
We've gone a step further, bloggers now meeting other bloggers.
Which brings me to the actual story for the day (Panjang nyer intro)

Saturday,28/2/09 was the day
Filantera,
Bendul,
Tny

EliyaShaka,
N'imi and
Miss RibenMerah
had too much sugar and ate too much ketam:)
We've went to kuala Smilang to eat there,
change venue to mee ketam pak su (Ker namer nyer shaka?)
and had a good get together we can have.
We had kerang bakar, mee ketam for me,
nasi goreng ketam for everyone else.
Why is it that everyone elses menu was way better than mine? humm hummmm..
I never know about n'imi and eliya shaka,
tny and riben merah is a regular pocketeers,
knew filantera for 28 years already,
and bendul have been around from 1996...
(Which makes it sounded like i'm somewhat 40 years old kan.. heheeh^^)
Regardless of first time meeting them,
we had so much fun from our conversation and interviews,
Even come up with our 'dwibulanan' plan.
A great company to be around with.
Am definitely looking forward for our next meeting in alorsetar,
(If i can overcome the 'spark' issue)
Details? i'm sure that u can find the details
in their blog well updated with pics and all.(N'Imi posted 'blogger-days-out')
But what i can type here would be,
how glad i am for blogging. By blogging only that i'm able
to meet Angels that stunned the viewer just by the mere glimpse of them,
a macho Purchaser who are older than me but looks 25,
a prson who actually hates history thinking that u wont learn anything from em,
a lecturer who can lecture :)


Kan?:)

Monday, February 23, 2009

150.TalkTheTalk

'heheh, so hang duk buat apa tu wei? mengai ka?(Mancing ka?)'
I can realize Kak Azie is approaching my desk.
No, this is not The Azie, but the kakak who are
in-charge of measurement ere in Incoming.
'...aku keja la ari sabtu ni, memang kena mai,
nak wat camana, tak leh claim ka buleh ka,
belakang kira, barang aku tak mau NG. hahahah'
Kak Azie was standing near my desk now,
giving me the look, as if saying 'off the phone now!!'
'... ooo ya kaaa? Wei, aku tak leh nak sembang dah la,
kak azie duk kacau aku dah ni, nanti aku call hang balik...'
'Hoh!! kalau bergayut tuu!! langsung tak nampak orang dah.
Ni!! measurement tadi, check n confirm!!' She's upset now...
huhummmmmm
As i was checking the measurement.. my handphone vibrates
and the usual 'ring!!ring!!' breaks the silence.
'hello, yer..' It was ros, a girl i knew back in 2006.. a former housemate
(Believe it or not... we lived together under the same roof
but i didnt do anything out of the ordinary..
shame on you pocket!! shame on you...)
'oh!! u nak kawin? this month end? when is that,
let me put a mark on my calendar, 28th? ok...'
Kak azie is still on my side, listening, waiting.
'so, dier dari maner? mesti bukan calang orang punyerlah!!
i know u and your high taste, heheh:)'
i'm checking the measurement Kak Azie waited for,
signing on the end of every OK or NG values.
'Ok, u dont be worry, i'll be there with the best present for you yer,
babaiiii... see u then'
and as i put the phone down, the measurement was also done,
hand it to Kak Azie with a smile.
'Kalau jantan, kasar beno bunyinyer...
kalau pompuan berbunga bunga mamat KL celup nih,
naik getik aku, '
Kak azie pulled a fast one and i was speachless to her allegation.

Why? Yes i know that men talks differently to girls,
and for girls that we are fond of, it'll be icing and strawberry
with brown sugar on top.soooofffttt and sweeeeeeet.But why?

maybe bendul and banji's answers will be different,
wanna hear what Kon and adry sabry have to say too...
Filantera? kinda know your answer already.. hahahah

but as for me, my reason would be...
...because girls talk to me in such a way,
that i'm also talking to them as such.

but of course only to those who do the 'talking' gets the 'talk'
I mean i dont go to the post office clerk and
'Haaayiiiii, u buleh tolong i tak?boleh laaaa... boleh laaaa.... naa :)'
With my hand put together...
and with this reason, i'm blaming the girls for talking the cute talk.
Misguiding me to talk the talk.hahahahahahah

Can ka?

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

149. WeChoose


Yes yes,
previously i've posted about this and here is the sequence.
It's just like those movie where they make sequal till its way too
rediculous to let an old hero to jump, punch, fight whipping his whip around in indianaJoned pat hahahahahah

previously its about dots resembling smiley face,
and its about our mind will be looking for anything fun
or pleasant to feel good about it. (yes i think u've read it below)

now here comes a more interesting question.
if our mind connect dots into shape,
and making fun of any interesting shape we see.

Then what about zodiac?
One day long long ago,
two bored man looked upon the star and saw 3 stars in a row.
'Hey!! that looks like a belt!'
'yes!! and the star beneath it looks like the skirt of a greek hunter!'
They connected the dots and Orion comes to our life.
And i think so does pisces, leo, sagitarius, scorpio,guys!!
that is just the same as what we use to do in kindergarten!!
connect the dots.
And after a few hundreds year of creative imagination and poetic literature,
men who were born in december is a sagitarius, a half stalion half archer with
great bod who happen to luv music, good looking, pleasant to be with,
a free soul who able to live out of his suit case and imaginative enough to find
the connection between smiley face and zodiac. ehehehehhe:)

Now people... How is it that a 'dot connecting game' can tell ones personality?
better yet... How is it that a 'dot connecting game' can tell ones luck?

hows my day today, tomorrow or the whole year?
its just like banji's post 'A Personal Letter For You' where its stated
'People are categorized according to their DOB with mythical creature as a symbol.
This subconciously had opened our mind that everything said about that particular
group (capricorn, sagitarius etc) is very true.
People sometimes follow the advice given by the horoscope religiously'
yes, we choose to make it our own.

I guess we like to hope for the best,and by knowing that mid of 2009,
a sagitarius will find his breakthrough would definitely give me a tiny
light in this dark and creepy place i'm living in.
huhhummmm,
we see what we want to see,
we perceive the easiest,
we search for hope in everything(Even in dots)
For security, comfort, happiness.(Jadi tak pocket pantun?yea!!)
But people... from dots?
I know some of u might disagree,
let me hear what u think ya? :D

Polka Dots, Keriang Dots,