493. NakCari Kayuuuuuuu...

Pocketeers,
come 12midnight tonight, its the end of a wonderful year,
awaiting a mysterious year the second after.
if they say that every night we have to sleep on our bed
with our hands on our forehead chanting..
'nak cari kayuuuu, nak cari kayuuuuuu'
eh!! silap, to movie lain.

If they say that every night we have to sleep on our bed
with our hand on our forehead thinking what have gone
wrong, what have i achieved for today...
How was today?
Was it better then yesterday?
How to make it better tomorrow?

Then lets do a bigger version tonight people!
How was this year?
Was it better then yesteryear?
How to make it better next year?

This year? well i got the habit of posting daily starting from August,
well there were days that i've skipped.. well what can i say,
some days my mind are just as blunt as the tunggul kayu
infront of my house. Sure hope next year, i can reach 300 post by
31stDec'12!! :D

i've started the DermaDarah Campaign for myself,
am aiming to reach 100times, 4 times a year would required
me to be in full health for another 25 years just to reach 100 times!!
wow!! For those who are wondering how old i am,
lets just put it this way, i may or may not finish this quest ..
before i'll die of old ages:D hahhahahaha

I have tried keeping fishes in the house...
i think i wanna make a business
out of this next year! :D Wish me luck:D

I'm buying an oven!! Hopefully by next year,
i dont have to go to TGI Friday everytime
i'm craving for a beef ribs. Ohh.. any tips on the oven pocketeers?

So what else pocketeers?
What about u guys?
putting it in words rather then letting it trapped inside that
mind of your is definitely better sis :D
its a small step towards making it happen.
changing from thoughts to printed idea^^

Today is the day to reminisce.
As tomorrow its the day to plan.
The day after that... is the day to do

492. We Got So Much Of That...

Pocketeers,
a joke i heard the other day,
Laugh out loud about it then,
hope it'll do the same to u:D

On a train somewhere in europe
there was a seat where all four
penumpang have to face each other.
An american guy sitting infront
of a malaysian guy,
a colombian guy by his side facing
a bangladeshian.

At first they didnt talk,
they just sat there minding
their own business. But the  colombian
started to talk about his country and
so does the malaysian, bangladeshian
and American... telling a bit of this
and that about where they're from and
where to head for a good charkoeyteow
joint.

But the colombian kept on and on talking
The american couldnt stand the boasting
and over the top 'my-country-is-better-than-yours'
story that he pulled a 100dollar note
and start flashing it infront of everybody.
Now that he got everybodies attention,
he crumpled the money and throw it out
of the train's window.

'We got so much of that, 
i dont mind losing one.eheh'
chuckled the american.

Seing this the colombian just could
not face defeat and so he pulled out
his colombian cigars. It was told that
Colombian cigars can sometime go as
expensive as 2000USD.. ohh. He cut the
cigars butt and start smoking it...
after 3 to 4 puff of smoke exhaled,
he just threw away the cigars..
off the train.

'we got so much of that,
i dont mind losing one.'
he smiled his cynical smile
looking at the american.

The malaysian and the bangladeshian starts
to look at each other and hastily searching
inside their bag for something expendable.
The American and Colombian just out of
curiosity, waited.
smiling..
oh what is expendable in malaysia and bangladesh?

..and then the Malaysian stand up.
everybody looked up at him.
wahh so strong and healthy this guy is.
what is he going to do?

He grab the bangladeshian guy
by the collar and threw him
through the open train window.
'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!' 
fading screams acompanying
the malaysian macho face.
He didnt look back at how the
Bangladeshian land..

THe american and colombian was numb-struck
by this just looked at the malaysian,
hoping that he himself could explain
his action.

With his thumb pointing to
the back of the train he said...
'We got so much of that,
i dont mind losing one'







heheheheh...
kalau ada bangladeshian baca ni,
jangan mara yer :D just a joke ^^

491. TebalTebalKulitSawa

Ima ke kaunter hardware store,
nak beli cat nippon paint.
'so nak cat rumah yer, 
cik buleh pilih kaler dulu. 
Besar mana dinding yang nak cat tu?' 
tanya staff cik Farid kita..

'dalam 12 kaki panjang, 
6 kaki tinggi jer..' jawab ima
dengan mata terus memandang katalog
warna.

'ooo, kalau gitu 2 tin cukup, 
just make sure jangan tebal sangat.. 
sudah lah'

'kenapa?' tanya ima kembali menatap
wajah farid, tangan terus menyelak
katalog warna cat.

Farid menyambung..
'ada dua sebab tuu, 
satu sebab nanti takut cat tak cukup, 
satu lagi sebab.. kalau sapu tebal nanti... 
takut bilik jadi kecik sikit..'












heheheh :D





ooih!! cat tu tebalnyer sekaki keerr!!

490. RumahTangga...

Pocketeers,
Monday Blues Post...
...even though today its Tuesday.

'Ima.. you.... dah berumahtangga belum?' tanya Farid takut takut.
'belum... ' long pause looking outside at the pakcik yang sapu lantai.
'...well actually berrumah tu dah, tangga nya belum.' sambung Ima.
'eh?' Farid senyum, mengharapkan jawapan metaphor positif untuk
berselingkuh.
'sebab i beli rumah singgle storey jeerr.. beli tangga besi RM120 tu 
buleh kira berRUMAH TANGGA tak?'
'......'



so pocketeers, how is your monday blues?
:D