364. Alasssaaaannn!!

Alasan adalah sebab, begitu jugak sebalik nya.
Tapi heran kenapa perkataan 'alasan' tu selalu
dikaitkan ngan percubaan penipuan atau...
satu sebab yang diberikan hanya untuk menjawab
soalan.

The truth is.. memang la nak menjawab soalan kan.
dah tu?

Contoh : Bila orang tanya dengan marah marah nya,
'Kenapa U lambat semalam?'
Dijawabnya sebab yg betul lah kan..
'I xciden, I tak leh nak call u, henpon I orang amik..
I pengsan so dompet i pun diorang copek'
'Alaaahhh.. alasan'

loh kesitu plak?

Anyway..
Ada satu mamat ni glamour la kat jepung dulu ngan
lagu lagu yang dia tulis sendiri.lagu lagu dia menyentuh
perasaan, lirik yang mudah dipahami dan di relatekan
dengan kehidupan pendengar.
Antara lagu dia yg glamer adalah
'i love u'.
Sekali tu dia actually menyanyi atas pentas ngan isteri
tersayang disuluh lampu kat tempat duduk penonton.
punya la penuh perasaan nya.
Of course si isteri nya pun 'hujan' lah kan.

Tapi mamat ni somehow gi buat tindakan buduh untuk
menamatkan riwayat sendiri di usia muda.
Lantak kamu lah, pocket tak kisah sangat pon.
dia mati, pocket tak untung apa pun other then
kalau dia tak mati, post ni pun tak jadi citer
la kan.
Cerita yang pocket dengar dari kawan kawan pocket
masa kat sana adalah bahawa ada surat yang pihak
media jumpa terselit dalam diari dia.
Surat yang menyatakan alasan kenapa dia bertindak
sedemikian rupa.

'Aku tak mahu menjadi dewasa,
kedewasaan memaksa aku menulis lagu untuk hidup'

Pergh!! punya la bagus alasan :D




Anyway pocketeers,
Apa sebab kamu tak puasa ari ni?
Well most of u puasa so...
Apa sebab kamu puasa hari ni?
(relative to what i've commented in Jay's post : Broken Promises)

363. DropDead

It is the 5th of ramadhan meaning that there were

5 times of 'BerbukaPosa' i enjoyed,

5 times of 'sahur' i ate with my eye half open.

and

5 times of terawikh that i've missed.

xbeshnyaa.

the truth is, i've slept right after my solat maghrib

and slept away to my housemate wake up call for sahur.

i havent been contributing on washing the dishes,

i havent been looking at the fishes that i kept,

i even left the 3 x 1.5 x 6 feet rack left un assembled

for nearly 4 days already.

this is getting out of hand, i thought it was the nasi,

i didnt ate any nasi last night.

it was just 6 cut of watermelon

and 6 cut of honeydew.

One cut was about 3cm cube.

one chapati, (Finish out the kuah kacang parpu down

to licking the bowl) and that was it.

a cup of milo.

alamaaakkk.. no nasi and i'm still pening pening after

berbuka puasa. felt the tiredness pulling me to

drop dead on the floor.

Oh the housemates did tried to wake me up alright.

but this pile of meat and bones didnt even budged.

oh pocketeers, what should i do?

berbuka ngan kopi kot!?

taruk tongkat ali ka seround.

or for a few days, i should berbuka di masjid,

surely i wont go drop dead right?

(But if i do then it'll be more hazardous..

the dompet! the dompet!)

pocketeers how was your day so far?

362. WayangKulet

Pocketeers, how is your week?

its the fourth day of posa, i guess most of us wont

feel that hungry anymore... yes?

doing good so far? well good for u.

me? i've been cutting my self up the whole week,

now i cant feel hungry anymore from the pain all

over.

anyway, what i will write down below is a little bit

annoying and i hope u guys dont go jumping up

and down calling me a freak or a perv before

u could hear me out.

i dont wanna elaborate from point to point in a

normal karangan way, but i will put point form instead.

easier to read ... kot

1) Lately, there is less klivej and skin

in the net and i am not loving it at all.

it is actually good!! in a good way and healthy

community of muslimah way it is good.

but the noty me says otherwise.

Previously its one after another...

everyone is racing to show, or to camwhore..

Ladies are wearing their baju so low in the chest

that i could swear i 'm starting to notice a change

of skin colour already. <-please kuningkan otak anda

untuk memahami ayat ni.

HotPants here and there.. and even bikini's.

oh those days of blogging.. how i miss those days.

but nowadays ... its after 10 blogs of bloghopping,

then only can u find one. that is if u'r lucky. pergh!!!

but pocket, i tot u can still look for those 'NotyPicture'

from a foreign site. well now that is a question

for another point to be answer.

2) I think its something about the religious prohibition

that makes their pic worth more, not to forget

one particular race that despice skin, shape, colour exposure.

that makes the pic even sweeter dont u think?

klivej or nice legs? u can always search for any

Non Muslim blog dat the owner luv to dress up

for the night life. easy right?

but in this demented opinion of the pocket,

by looking at someone's hair from the internet

knowing that she actually wears tudong in her

normal everyday attire brings out the wave in

the bloodstream. its like knowing a secret.

secret are always fun right?

makes u feel special.

shh.. u jangan bagi tau orang tau.. ni kita dua jer.

3) Rahsia, i have a rahsia to share,

regardless of the noty me who are tormented from

not getting any sexy pic lately. I still think it is going

to a better custom. Where girls no longer need to be

sexy just to look good or to attract reader.

Where u can look at a ladies pic for more then

20 second just because she is plain beautiful without

the sexiness.

kinda felt safe.. my future daughter, may look like

this if i teach her wearing her tudung properly,

and for that i am thankful (Syukur).

now now for those non muslim who are reading this,

please dont be alarm, i am not in anyway despise u guys.

u guys are beautiful in your own way:D and i still need

a miligram or two of 'sexy' dosage every now and then.

but pocketeers, if anybody would ask, i would definitely say..

'punya la boring kebelakangan ni, dah kurang dah gambo

awek comel comel yg sexy sexy dlm net lg.. hoh!!'

even though deep inside, i thank those ladies who make

wearing tudung look beautiful, who changed the course

and perception of being beautiful from sexiness..

to secretive beauty.

Buleh?

361. PutchiFeeling

Putchi is a japanese translation for
the french word 'Petite' which
means small or insignificant.
They pair this 'Putchi' word with
a noun to describe how small was
the 'Noun'

Easily explain by giving u
an example.
Putchi Happiness is when u felt an
oblivious happiness so small that most
people wont even turn their head even
if it scream.





whatever.. anyway.. here is a list of my putchi feeling lately.
(Am posting it after finally i figured out the word to describe this)

Putchi Relief
...is like the relief u felt after pulling that piece of meat stuck in your teeth after eating rendang. The feeling when a huge chunk is finally out of the hole in your teeth, the hollow feeling. now the pain is over.
oh what a relief. aaaaaaahhhhhh...

Putchi Bangga
...is when u pulled out a chunk of taik idong from your nose, round and ball them up into 3 mm diameter of dunk and flick it over to the table next to you, it is so massive (in taik iduong point of view) that it makes sound as it lands on the table.
pik!!
waaaahhhhh!!!

Putchi Malu
...is when u were approaching your bike, take out the key, cursing the sampah people left in your basket. Just as u're thinking to pour down the sampah away that u've realize that it was not your bike.
Eh! motor aku sana laaa.. adehhhh...

Putchi Revolted
...is when u were having phlegm in your throat. U suck it out and spit it to the longkang, u were not that lucky, your aim missed, it landed on your mother's pokok pam's leaf. The green gooey stuff didnt stay on the leaf, it dripped down, like a thick melted chocolate they put in van houten comercial..
bweeekkkk!!!

Putchi Disapointment
...is when u sms your wife/spouse/GF of your life about something sad that just happen, and the reply was 44 minute later. ohh... what's the point of a hand phone if u dont have them in your hand.

Putchi Spark of Love
...is when your kekasih gelap replied first. heheh:D