299.U are mine...

and mine only...
Pocketeers, how was your weekend?
Mine was great!! Filantera got this crazy idea of fresh water
snorkeling and we did just that. Yes, it sound was as if we
were going on a boat somewhere and jump in the water with
full equipment. Full wet suit, orange life jacket maybe?
Well if u see our attire... u'd say two budak kampung
kemaruk nak tangkap ikan jer ghopernyer.

All we had was a water pipe that allows me to breath underwater,
(have to hold the pipe though, cause u'll choke if u let it submerge)
a swimming goggle allowing me to differentiate from
someone's poop to a water stream stone. Nasi lemak kopi o...
and of course my shorts hahahahah, we went topless :)
The view was quite stunning i might say.
considering a lot of fish to see that is.
We got lucky dat saturday morning,
we saw a few ikan ubi, shrimps and some fish
that look like tetra's.
As it was interesting for us to watch the god given beauty,
we were also cursed with the coldness of the stream water.
sejuk wooii!! sabtu 9 pagi gi mandi air terjun... gilo apo!?

In the midst of those beauty versus the pain am having for
tercepeleot while stepping on the stone of Batu Hampar, Yan.
I have come to understand the main reason of those who
keep Aquariums.

They want to enjoy the natures beauty anytime they want.
To see shrimp eating, or collecting food. swimming a bit ...
Fighting for lady shrimps, using their snapper moving around.
without the coldness, in the comfort of their living room.

With the cost of the fish freedom of course. They dont care.
For them, fishes dont have feeling. A shrimps freedom
are expendable, and a minor death in their aquarium is inevitable.
They would die anyway. Naturally.

What a selfish way of thinking.
U are mine,
and mine only,

Ahai pocketeers...
Should i release my ikan laga tomorrow?
Hum hummm...

298.KepalaMuda..

... eh silap!! bukan kepala!!Kelapaaaa...

so pocketeers tahu kan kalau kelapa muda tu tak der
santan, kalau la santan is the measurement of wise
and maturity, then i'd say i need another 20 years in
my IC just to get the look.

And so i was introduce to this 'in20years.com' site.
A site where u got to see the future.
Ayaq masak did this and looked somewhat like my
Form Five's Biology teacher. A very good teacher who
did shed tears upon seeing how stupid a few student
was in a class of the stupid one.
Since i saw this incident... yes! u can say it out loud...
pocket is so stupid in biology that he dont know
what is invertebrate and still think that mikro organisma
is just an 'English' word for MacroOrganisma.

So here he is... the 52 years old Pocket.
Kinda look like BrusWilis kan?
waahhh!! mid age crisis here i come!! :D heheheheh

297. Pokoknya...

Once i went to this house,
a friends house who's father earns about 13 time
the normal salary of KFC manager back then in
1998. His house was not big, they didnt eat beef
steak everyday... the father wore a sarong that day.
With pagoda just like any other working man
enjoying his weekend.

There was an aquarium in the house, Big and
beautiful the aquarium was. Took my attention right
away as that was the only thing highlighted in the
dark living room.

I sheepishly requested to take a look at the
aquarium placed on a rather expensive stands.
At first the stupid pocket who never saw a
planted aquarium before thought the green thing
was plastic. 'No that is live plant' the father insisted.
'Oh!! then where is the fish?' i asked, its normal for
an aquarium to have fish right? i did noticed some
shrimp swimming here and there but no fish.

'Died!' answered the father short and brief.
'But u kept the aquarium anyway?'
'well yes.. i got interested to the idea of
keeping freshwater plant in an aquarium'
'Why?'
'Its an easy hobby...'
'....' kept the puzzled look like how u do when
u'rgettin Zinger Burger instead of potato wedges
like u ordered.


'easy cause u dont have to water them'
'senang sebab tak yah siram!'
Hek enneeeeeeee!!!Tapi betul la jgak kan..

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