Monday, March 30, 2009

154. Smile...

She..
..was wearing a dark colour shirt, long sleeve with white lining on the side.
It was quite tight showing her outline like u'r looking on a silhouette of a naked girl.
Walking carefully inbetween the seats, trying hard not to bump on people's head.
Economy cabin seats, what do u expect?
The waist end was short. Short enough till u can see her 8packs.
But in her case its not 8 packs.. cause she was quite plump or meaty but not fat.
enough to see her belt gripping into her flesh.
Her low waist jeans was rediculously low.
so low that the top of her V-Line was visible to her audience, drooling.
My seat was at her 8 o'clock.
the view when she was taking her seat
was too grotesque for me to explain here.
lets just say the scenery kept on flashing in
my mind like a nightmares.

He..
..was wearing a comfortable cotton trousers.
Not slack or denim, not even khakis or cargo pants.
Its those cheap track suit like cotton trousers.
Just like what nyonya in GC would wear to
kangkong farm in the evening.
A brown t shirt with collar white hair,
white beard like he forgotten to shave this morning.
minding his big ass obediently following his daughter
not realising that she's the main attraction of the whole flight.
He sits on a different rows from his daughters seat.
Rows on the right hand side. Isle seats.
Well the show ended when she sits, no more candy for my eyes...
but i couldnt help it to notice that the father was a little awkward
in his seat. CabinCrew handing out nuts and candy bar,
he would turn back to his daughter asking wether he's alowed to take em.
He was happy to have the drinks,
but her daughter forbid him from taking the milo.
would make his tummy hurt was the reason.

The flight..
.. was from penang to KL at 645am,
the sun rises from our left window somewhere in ipoh. (i think)
He was at my 2 0'clock, just infront of my seat.
Happily enjoying his pink guave when the source of all light came to shine,
he turned and smiled.
The old man was smiling, as sincere as u can ever witness a smile.
His eyes is either watery out of happiness or the sunlight was too bright for him.
He is an old man with teeth randomly missing and wrinkles decorated his seasoned face.
But yet i swear to you that his smile was beautiful.
i dont care about the sunrises anymore,
His smile was my sunrise that morning.
But what disturb me was his seat. it was an isle seat.
He was expanding his neck peeking through people's window
to enjoy his view. His daughter should have gotten him the window seat.

And somehow the scene when DruBerimor's
elbow got hit by the drink trolley from the
Wedding Singer came to my mind. I
t was her first time flying but her BF insist
to stay on the Window seat.
What a cruel thing to do to a first flyer.
Have a heart la!! (DrYan ingat tak filem ni?)

Most us definitely have once or more flew,
Some of us is not that lucky.
I myself still fancy flying.
If u ever fly with a first timer..
Give him or her the window seat please.
If the ticket was to be the isle seat, a little ...
'excuse me sir, but my father is a first time flyer,
can u let him have your seat? it would mean much
to him and to me' ... will not hurt.
Pocket yg emo tak tentu pasal:_D

19 comments:

tehais said...

Pocket,thanks na =)
Tp celuih lg ka nak masuk dlm pocket tue..hehe ;)

filantera said...

nice one bro! haha

"One Man's Trash...Another Man's Treasure "

some people dah tak kisah dah pasal the beauties:D

fairuzniza said...

pocket..suwit nye..
nak nek flight ngan pocket la..leh duk tepi tingkap.. :p
tak penah naik flight lagi ni.. T_T

p/s- join tak beseri25?

Pocket said...

TehAis,
Celuih aih!! kalau gamak gamak tak celuih, buleh jer buboh kat kolem 'met' tu, tp kena ada sharat nak boh situ, nak tahu?

Filantera,
believe it or not,
no one give a sh1t about sunrise anymore,
'oh so it is rising... so what?' kinda attitude.

boring kan?

Fairuzniza,
jom jom!!
eh what is it about this beseri 25?
tak dgr pun?
buleh jgak pocket usahakan nak gi... ngan yuz la kan .. :)

cheryna zamrinor said...

ye...ye...nanti bagi sha window seat ye pocket!

hmmm..my bro used to do this to my youngest bro (who never flies):

Adik: Abang, best ke naik plane?
Abang: Tak.
Adik: Kan best kalau terbang?
Abang: Tak best...
Adik: Kenapa?
Abang: Sebab...bila naik kapal terbang nampak awan. Tapi, bila naik bas nampak macam2!
Adik: Ooo...awan tak best ke?
Abang: Tak...rupa dia macam cotton bud...
Adik: Oooooo...

So the Adik never bothers to take a flight. Cuz Abang said tak best. Cuz Abang wanted to take care of Adik's feeling. And Abang knows that he needs to take care of our ibu's pocket. Hehehe...

Eh, masuk cerite ke....?

banji said...

Enjoy reading the post bro. Whenever I see a first-timer on the plane, I'll keep your advice in mind :)

fairuzniza said...

hoho..
sambutan 25 tahun mrsm beseri..
pocket mesti tak bukak website anseri nih. :p
try la bukak..banyak gak info kat situ. ^_^

www.anseri.org

bendul said...

but pocket,

kalo bendul nak offer the window seat to somebody who is first timer, cemana bendul nak tau dia first timer ke dak..?

tgk tengkok dia yg terjengah2..?
tgk action dia yg terkinja2 over excited dapat naik plane..?

bendul prefer aisle seat,
pasal it's the nearest view to the stewardess..
heheheh..
sometimes, it's not the trolley which hit me arm,
it's the....... huhuhuhu...
gatai..

Pocket said...

Sha,
heheheh sweet sangat citer tu:)
so adik dah tak nak naik kapal terbang lagi lah yek? heheh,

betul jgak kata abang nyer tu,
nampak awan jer la pon,
air sick nyer lg,
sakit tlinga masa nak landing lg,
cramped seat,
lousy food,

but atleast its an experience once in a lifetime. naik skali jer pon ok, atleast merasa la:)

Banji,
Whenever u fly with a first timer,
how do u know a first timer just by the outlook?

macam rusa masuk kampung.. hahahah
(Sikit lagi macam pocket masa gi jpung dl lah kot)

Yuz,
oh yer ker,.. akan dicheck nanti

Bendul,
betul tu bendul, maner kita nak tahu kan, tp kalau ada orang mintak seat ko, ko bg tak?

Bg la kot, since ko suka isle seat

dan utk sebab yg sama aku pun suka isle seat. hahahahah:)

filanastasia said...

pocket : melihat kegembiraan org laen kenkadang membuatkan kita rasa bahagia.. kan kan kan

KoudaGaijinsan said...

My father had his 1st flight last year.Nasib baik sempat juga dia merasa before he's gotten weaker nowadays.
His reply when asked how was it??Seriauuu...tinggi sgt...
Glad I gave him the oppurtunity..

*SiRibenMerah said...

wahahaha..
everytime I fly, I were acting like a first timer.. Actually I neh penakut.. kalo flight nak take off ataupon landing time, sure tgn org sebelah jadi pegangan... kuikuikuikui.. kadang2 tuh kalo lelaki duk sebelah, I genggam my own hand kuat2.. perghhhhh.. bila ntah nak berenti perangai fobia neh.. harap2 nak take off ke London in august nanti I x peluk PILOT tuh kot =P~

wakakakakakka~

tehais said...

Apa syaratnya? ;P

Super Nia Hana said...

watashi pun nak naik flight dgn pocket!
akakakkakaka

Ayaq said...

hehe agreed. orang first taim naik kapal terbang mesti la nak duduk kat tingkap.

sama macam masa kecik dulu naik keretapi dgn abang. tapi abang gedik nak duduk kat tepi tingkap. kesian gue merana 8 jam dari KL-Butterworth. dah la ketapi jalan gostan!!! T_T

nak duduk seat tingkap!

antalya said...

mintak alamat leh? nk htr kad..emailkan alamat kat antalya2102@yahoo.com ye..tq

Pocket said...

TehAis,
Kena la 'meet' dulu,
pasal kolem 'met' tu utk orang
yg dah 'met'

HanaChan,
jom jom,
tp kita nak kemana dik?
alorsetar?
tak sempat minum air oren pun.

Ayaq,
kan, pocket dulu tak dapat seat tpi tingkap. dpt isle, tp tak perla since tak der benda nak tgk pon masa atas sana.
terkilan sikit tak leh tgk kl memalam dari ascending flight tu.

naik ketapi gostan buleh memeningkan kepala okeh...

Yun,
Okeh, nanti pocket kasi yer:)

Pocket said...

Filanastasia,
yes, pasal tu kekadang kita suka awek kita buka adiah tu dpan dpan kita, (Tp malu la jgak kalau adiah yg tak seberapa)
just to see how happy she is:)

GaijinSan,
Mama Pocket dah pernah naik dah dua tiga kali, alhamdulillah.
tp sorang lg dlm family tak naik lg. kena usahakan dia tiket lah satu:)
hohooooo

mama punya comment was, belt nyer susah nak bukak^^ hehehe

Ben,
then i definitely wanna fly with u!! n let my hand on your side free from anything :)

oh oh! nak gi mana august nanti?
good for u,
tak sabar nak tgk gambo anda kat sana nun nanti:)

Yana Ismail said...

huhuhu nak naik flight dgn bro jgak..cop duk slbh ek? ;)