ThaiSmile

Pocket...
gi siam la plak lagi ari tu ...
so kali ni gi pasal audit nak teman customer kitorang audit supplier kami....
basically camni lah... kalau lah kitorang ni company yg wat karipap...
kami antar karipap kami ke restoran namo 'pelita'
kiranya cam pelita tu...
nak datang audit kilang kita yg buat karipap nii...
n nak gi audit kilang supplier kita yg wat tepung nuu...
n nak gi audit pembekal gandum utk hasilkan tepung tu la...
huhuuuuu
all n all the audit went well...
somehow i lived the next day to tell the tale:D n make the report bout it ...
somehow i find that thai people is cheap on smile.
as sweet as can be, they'll smile to you .

i was drinking at this bar with my boss...
i was having coke la kan... me boss was having beer...
n this waitress kept on smiling at us whenever our eyes met hers...
which makes us kept on staring at her doing her work ...
attending to other customer ....
nak kata comey sangat pun tak la jgak...
tp muka bersih n neat la kan...

which is different in malaysia...
sampai nak kena kempen pasal senyuman...
'senyumlah...senyumlah... ahai cek mek molek...'

lets try... korang gi kat kedai jual makanan...
n=10
gi senyum n kasi salam... tp jangan wat gerakan cam nak beli
or bermuamalah ngan kakak yg jual tu.
baper kedai yang balas balik salam n balas balik senyuman...
tried this today's morning.. n the answer was 3 kedai only

'senyumlah ... senyumlah... ahai cek mek molek ...' :D

Kedai Photostate

Pocket...
so apo kabo...
br td kan ... aku gi kedai...
photostate kad pengenalan...
mahal nyee..dpan blakang dua lai...
kena 60sen ker?
macam tak paham...

then since dia tak potong kertas tu ...
the copy was still in A4 size la...
peh nak pegang susah la plak... gi la tanya
dik tu bebaik...
'dik... ado getah tak? takut rosak laa..'
n without berpaling pun kat paying customer dia nii...
dia menggelengkan kepala ....
n me being annoyed by that...
'sopan nyer staff... patut la kedai ni ramai orang..'
'haa... lu apasal?'
gitu balasan dia ... alahai bangsa ku...

to all the pekedai diluar sana...
we do understand that without you our life will be
susah... but we will get by.
But without us... there's no food on your dining table
for your family to have. n u wont get by.

so jaga la attitude sket...
kalau aku pun kurang hajar... understandable la...
Aho

PulangPakuBuahKeras

pocket...
today i've heard about a news. About a bad news.
Somebody havin trouble ere n there..
somebody's periuk nasi is contaminated with pasir
lantak dia la...serves her right...

the thing is... i hate her. she have been giving me bad time. as if really really bad times.
so... hearing this bad news happenin to her... its just like hari raya >:D
'naaa...padan muka.. buat pasal ngan orang sangat'
'hambik ko, skrg br ko tahu dunia ni tinggi ka rendah..'
'tak la macho sangat kan sekarang.. now that that thing n those thing happenin to you..'
tingin nak kata gini bila sekarang ni dia tengah jatuh ditimpa tangga.
tapi cam tak betul la plak...
cam kejam la plak ...
cam tak berperikemanusiaan la plak...

now pocket... i know myself
i know that i am not a good person.
on the outside i may be nice..
but down inside, there's a devil inside me.
n i just wanna do those thing which u do to people who hurt u.

I kept imagine me hurting those who hurt me.
punchin them in the nose.
pour the whole bihun sup panas on their heads.
n when i heard this news. its time to really do those thing
that i only kept dreaming of doing...
i can just walk up to her... n look her in the eyes..
'padan muka'
'hambik hang... blagak sangat'
gitu gitu...
but ... it'll be me becoming them...
one who are hated
tak nak ah...

Charlie

Pocket...
kat umah kita ni ado makhluk charlie ni la pocket....
we have to do something bout it....
Charlie?

yeah... yg macam dalam gambo sebelah nii...
yg ni aku tangkap maso dia tgh duk melata atas lantai... blur sket pasal camera aku tak der MAKRO tp u get the idea la how does it look like.
huk alooo...makhluk ni ado yek kat umah kito...apo namo nyer skali lagi? Charlie? as if Charlie's angel nyer Charlie ker?
peh glamour nyer namo....
Ntah ...aku pun pakai bantai jer ... tp orang panggil
Cali...
so instead of 'Cali'...better Charlie kan...
also known as 'Wahid' dalam bahasa malaysia...









oooo... gambo apo ni?
camana ko tangkap nii?
heheh...aku pakai Mitutoyo Visual Scope kat kilang
peh... maju....
alang alang pakai visual scope kan...
charlie's Fang... naaaa...gitu la gigi makhluk yg duk rajin
gigit aku ....











oooo.. takuuuutttt....
apo jadi kalau dia gigit ko ?
Actually aku sndiri pun tak pernah sedar dia gigit aku, tp katanya cukup la makhluk ni melata atas kulit ko. Kulit ko akan jadi gatal, then ko garu, then kulit ko akan blister cam dalam gambo nii...
then ko garu lagi pasal at this point...it is soooo Oishi (sedap) utk garu, bila blistered skin broke off... then the hell is brought upon u. kulit tu akan jadi makin pecah ...air bisa tu plak cam pemangkin utk nak jadi lagi gatal... kulit di bawah blister tu jadi cam buruk... basah with more n more air bisa ...huhuuuuuuu




Abih tak der ubat ker?
Aku taruk benda ni jer... tak la tau plak appropriate ubat for it or not but it works for me.
Kering right away. But would leave a scar though... so if its on the face. Better treat it fast... or u'll look like u've touched your EX5 exzos with your face. hahahaha
Pocket... have u ever heard bout this bug?
if u have... pls tell me how to prevent them from coming to me house.
tak larat nak bli creobic dah....