Friday, January 21, 2011

338. Hai SiCantik...

...Jangan la sombong.

is a word u can always hear when dogs on the roadside
barking to beautiful angels walking by them.
Dogs being dogs can only barks..
they cant go up and make a cute face like
how Antonio Banderas use to win everybody's
heart in Shrek
Dogs are too coward to make a move,
If they're alone, they just put their
head down and look for chances.
But if they're in packs...
they'll bark like hell!!
they'll even chase u down.

Hai Si Cantik.. Jangan la sombong.
Now why is it that si cantik cant be proud of her beauty i may ask?
u and i might know it already that half of beauty is cleanliness..
u just wont look that nice with your soggy hair and torn down
oversize shirt that u cant tell any difference from the towel
abang bangla used to wipe the table with just now.

A beautiful subject must be clean. That is a must.
Now tell me pocketeers, is it that easy to be clean?
I'm a dirty minded pakcik, so i know its not easy.
I'm a guy who never cared if my baju torn a bit on the collar.
I know its not easy.
I'm the guy who only will clip my nail if i realized the black thing
on my finger tips. i know.. its not easy.

Being clean is hard work people!!
Hard work like...
Ironing your baju every morning...
Putting the handkerchief on the bus stand stools just to keep
the stain off my brother's white pants every time he felt
lenguh kaki standing for 3 hours...
Keeping yourself from putting your elbow on the gerai table
when having your mee rebus, just so that no cloudy brown stain
is on your long sleeve JohnMaster shirt...
Checking your face in any reflection u can find in the city
just to make sure the piece of chilli is off the teeth...
All of those is hardwork !!

so if one did those 'extra thing' just to be clean,
and by clean, they've become pretty, beautiful.
why not be proud of it?
why not sombong a little.
what is wrong with a lady letting down an invitation to ride her BF
motor bike, just because she ironed her hair straight this morning?
what is wrong with a beautiful girl refuse to sit the same table
with a trash collector having lunch, just because it would ruin her
smell. Not that she mind, but face it people.
Smell sticks in cotton. Lousy one sticks even better.

i would say... by all means beauty.. go on and be sombong.
After all your hard work lady... u earned it.
I'll send u to your annual dinner, but not to the entrance,
drop u off a bit further... just so that my faded baju wont
effect your bling bling.

Go on girl, be proud... be sombong...
Belagak a bit, show your jaw line sis..
Show your body line wit dat silk dress.
Those pipi was kept gebu without any powder.
Rub it off some of your friends pipi just to let
them wonder...
Enjoy your beauty while it last...

u earned it


aBoi said...

enjoy your beauty.. it's hard..

una berry said...

i used to wear helmet way aback coz xmo rosakkan tudung

cikpepel said...

saya cantik.saya tak sombong.ok sekian

lieya orange M.I. said...

hye pocket..lama tak singgah sini.. :)
si cantik tak perlu sombong sgt, cuma jual mahal itu perlu.....jgn melayan sgt... :p

Pocket said...

hooh hooh.. memang susah nak dpt rock hard abs.. makan tahun woo!!

huhu.. cara cenggitu juga ada ya,
sila ajar orang nanti dlm blog anda tau:)

Good for u,

lama tak gi sana jugak,
sejak sejak ferrari tu mengganas.
dah sihat yek?

'Jual mahal' described by a lonely ugly man who no one ever interested in would be...'sombong nyaa!!'

Nem0 o0h Nem0 said...

sombong tu kadang2 perlu la..hehe

~ mizzAmy ~ said...

amy memang sombong tapi dengan strangers je. hehehe... btw, HYE pocket. lama tak singgah sini. =P

Ayaq said...

Memang akan sombong kalau lelaki mengorat macam tu. It's a gentleman would behave. And I don't like it one bit.

Adila said...

pocket bangun awal!
it's weekend! sleep in pls heeeee~

si cantik akan lyn if behave appropriately plus she's interested la kan haha

Kak Long Mawar Merah said...

Yang menarik tak semestinya cantik,
Yang cantik tak semestinya sombong tapi buat-buat sombong je..

|arieza| said...

uit.. i smell sarcasm..

Ain Atika Zailani said...

sombong dan tak sombong dua dua perlu...wink wink..sesuaikan ikut tempat dan keadaan..=)