Thursday, August 06, 2009

197. TheWorst..

...Week ever,

3rdAug (Monday)
Dah la mai keja lamat, kena bantai ngan jpung jpung plak lagi,
ada email yg tidak diantar sebetulnya..ada info yg silap katanya.
'So how? farid pi ngaku kata buleh'
'dan pocket yg kna ngaku kata pocket silap dgr,
sebab farid is not the one to be blame, u are'
adoilaaaa... ilang senyuman, ilang harapan,
SMS sent but no reply,
Called but not answered,(i dialled the wrong number? maybe..)
few direct order from me was not followed.
A few defect found in the production line
due to my wrong information.

4thAug (Tuesday)
somebody questioned my overtime last week,
seems like the time spent was not productive enough.
The same defect found last week emerged from the
depth of the murky production line. I'm to blame.
'you're not doing your job properly pocket!!
what happened to u!!?' was the word.
Posted my last post about angau and Ah ngau,
my last post for the week, (or is it my last post from me own room)

5thAug (Wednesday)
everything is needed today,
'Audit schedule' and therefore audit memo...
audit memo and therefore audit item and cause.
arranged three, one in KL, one in Johor and last one local.
hectic day.. hectic day..my internet was out, what do i do,

6thAug (Thursday)
came to work late, have to work till late night.
my internet is still out, i am still out,
managed to call up TMnet to ask why?
'incik tada bayar bil, kami terpaksa potong...'
'baper inggit tu?''508 ringgit''haaaa???'
it seems like i've been mistakenly paying my
TM phone bills instead of my internet,
How stupid is that kan.. MyMafiaaaaa!!!!!
Trip to KL, Johor is canceled! MrBig dont think
its important enough for pocket to fly again.
no objection sir, no objection.
But this has just rip off my smile again when
i was hoping so much for the trip.
Am a typical sagitarius...
need to run free,
need to see places,
need to arrange for some side tour,
up north then to south maybe...

and at last i've found something dat can
bring me smile again....
showed it to everyone but their respond
was revolting.
poyo, mengada ngada, narcisme and most
of them laughed away..
kenapaaa!!! tak der yg kagum ker?
(Happy jgak org gelak, kira menghiburkan
la kot, heheh^^ atleast yang 'itu' gelak)

at least now i know how do i look with polkadots neck tie.
hummm hummmmmmm,
DOn Pocketione crying inside..
hoping someone out there would understand,
but ...

Tuesday, August 04, 2009

197. Ah Ngau...

...seperti angau.
Angau adalah bila...
...anda mula nampak semua orang muka macam dia,
entah kenapa kakak kat KFC pun muka macam dia,
pembaca berita pun mula nampak cam dia,
n then start tengok orang ngan mata yg selalu anda
duk tengok dia.
full of passion and love, wit a smile of a lover..
'cik nak makan sini ker nak bawak balik?'
'err, aaa sy.. awak tak nak makan sini? eh!!'
'...'
Ooiii!! kakak kfc tu tak bersalah ooiii!!
sikit lagi macam filem anak mami jgak.

Angau adalah bila...
...semua cerita yg ditimbulkan mengingatkan anda
tentang dia, semuanya ada kena mengena,
bukan salah aku.. salah dia,
kerana berkenaan ngan semua perkara.
'wei pocket, tadi aku makan ikan pari, punya la...' tak dan nak abihkan ayat...
'hoo, teringat plak ari tu dia makan pari,
terlekat tulang... pari ada tulang kaa?'
Sambil senyum senyum like reminiscing her silly face choking the tulang.
Angau tuu angau tuuu!!!!

'so kita discuss lg lepas semayang jumaat yer'
'dia kan, tak gi semayang jumaat minggu lepas...
dia kata dia kena gi bank. apa la kabar dia skrg..'
With a wondering face just like lunaluvgood from HP
'oi oi...'

Angau adalah bila...
...dok tingat kan dia sampai suma orang
nak dipanggil ngan nama dia, sampai
nama dia tak lekang dari bibir,
zikir nama tuhan pun bagus,
dan bila terkejut tergempaq..
'oi!pocket!! data tu bila nak bagi'
'yaa bella, saya bagi la saya bagi laa!!'
('La' as if 'sekarang')
'bella? sapa bella?'
'belastrix Lestrange.. heheh'
'Oooiihhh...'



Bella ni juga blakon dlm fait klab dan
wili wonka ngan kilang coklat tu.



Angau adalah bila...
...hati tak keruan, makan tak kenyang, mandi tak basah.
mandi P ramlee yg setakat palit kat mata sikit tu
memang tak basah,
makan tak kenyang?
'eh.. ko amik ker telur goreng aku td..
aku tgh nak makan pun ko buleh amik,
ko gi jer la amik kat kaunter sana nuu,
takkan tu pun ko nak cutting beb!!'
'Ko yg makan tadi lah!!'
'eh yer ker!!?'
Adalah satu conversation yg pocket betul2 nyer pernah alami...
yg mana satu pocket? yg lupa makan tlur ker yg dituduh curik telur?
tak nak kabo.

Its inevitable, anyway... Sapa sapa angau lately?
I guess i am... (_ _;

Saturday, August 01, 2009

196. Unipom


POcketeers,
pastinya korang sekolah kan, (Apa la punya soalan..)
kat skolah dulu kita pakai uniform kan,
macam macam jnis uniform ada...
punifore (Btul ker hejaan nyer nih?)
baju kurong, kemeja ngan slack,
still suka tgk budak jpung nyer uniform skolah,
ngan baju hanging nyer, n skirt yg pendek lg digulung
kasi sikiiiiit lg jer nak nampak... (Taknak truskan ayat ini)
adehlaaa.. cair.

kalau kat malaysia kita nih, uniform cuma beza ngan
kaler jer la kot... tp maybe private school kat KL sana
nun ada extra uniform contohnya vest ker outer kot.
Besh bila tengok kepelbagaian kan :)
pocket suka.

tp satu soalan nak bagi...
kenapa cikgu cikgi kiter tak der uniform yek?
ada yg pakai kebaya,
ada yg pakai kemeja,
ada yg pakai baju melayu (Utk ustat ustat)...
spek mater itam besor tapak tangan masa merentas desa.
kalau musim perayaan tu ader ker yg pakai sampin? tak tahuu...
yes, there maybe a guideline,
cam jangan menjolok mata,
jangan ketat, jangan mahal sangat,
yes.. yes.. but people,
rules are made to be broken,
and people are bending it all the time.

why is it am i asking this?
Well as all of us know...
children of the future adult are looking up
to teachers to assist them, to guide them...
But what are they guiding them?
that u have to follow rules when u'r still a student,
but u dont have to if u'r grown adult.
that u'r wearing those hideous green slack while
i'm wearing johnMaster.. Kids dont know?
yes maybe before when it was my time,
we dont even know the different of polyester and cotton.
But nowaday girls? I've seen silk uniform once.
White n soft, a little flower on the sleeve. Adoilaaa...

so Ticher RibenMerah...
NadiaYuna is also a teacher kan..
Cikgu Rashid yg lagi perwira negara... (Ker kapten rashid skrg?)
Cikgu Yan, (Tp anda level tinggi sikit^^)
mcm PrincessLiyana pernah jgak jd guru,
so does Fiona.. Bendul, who all of his family is teachers..
dan guru guru sandaran sekalian...
what say u? uniform jom:D

-Edited-
adding a few more cikgu's link :)
Cikgu Zara