324. Notti within the rules

Firwan concluded that
'Sexy is a term to describe something
that let your mind wander erotically
about the subject.'

anyway... by the definition 'let your mind wander'
puts everything related to the intercourse of two
homosepian during mating is sexy..
The tools required, the lighting, the process,
the colour, the sound, the surface, the movement.
Well i dont have to elaborate more..
its not the main point anyway

Muslimah supposedly wear something that does
not show the skin. But focusing only on this aspect,
people become creative.. and ladies out there is
becoming sexy not by showing their skin, but by
letting the observer's mind wander about them.

If that area there is as nice,
I wonder how is the other area?
If 2cm of her hips skin is puteh melepak like dat,
then how is the other area that is also blocked from
UV Rays?

Baju Kurung lately is becoming sexy.
The kancing near the tulang selangka area?
they are opening it biiiigg lately.. letting us see a bit
of an opening and we men would start to wonder
how would the view look like from up there or can
we see more from this angle?
(Cropping the scene like stiven spilbeg shooting his movie)

Fabric also plays an important role in making
the innocent baju kurung sexy. some see tru,
some stretchable, some of the fabric is soo soft,
if u have a taik lalat idup somewhere in your hips..
it would also be visible.

And design!!
U cant show skin, U cant show shape,
then design it so that the mind wanders.
I luv this new trend teenagers are wearing nowadays... somewhat a cardigan tied to the chest, with tight t shirt underneath.
It makes us wonder..
how would u look like if u're wearing a two piece?

And your point is pocket?
well the itchy (Gatal) pocket says :
go on girls.. i luv it when u are naughty.
giving me hope to life, keeping the air in my lung.
my job is hard.. my life is harder.. never ending loans
with along calling me every other day. Can i just leave?
thank you for being there in my eyesight. U are a lifesaver.
go baby go!! (Ala ala stacey dalam Promotion vdo lagu 'Jahat'
comeeel ^^)

The tiny goodness inside pocket says :
(whatever left of the goodness inside this pocket)
'dik... menutup aurat tu bukan sekadar menutup kulit...
tapi menegah minda pemerhati dari berfikiran nakal tentang anda.'
humm hummmm....
so pocketeers.. any kenakalan lately?

322. Firwan the Wanderer

Pocketeers,
in my stories i often use names as actual person name.
they're merely character just to make my story more lively.

Farid: a common name for a man, any man..
Ima : a common name for a lady, any lady...
Pocket : well the writer of course...
Mr G : pocket's direct supervisor...
Mr Big: pocket's big boss...

so today i'm going to introduce u to another character.
hopefully he will be just as interesting as others.

His name is firwan. Now now..
u know that this name is not even existed right?
i just made it up.. his real name is short and less
fancy name.. a more malay name, like dollah, samad or ali.

So Firwan is a guy who wanders alot. he think too much.
i dont think he took science or mathematics in his SPM
because he is more to sastera... the guy who are good with words.
he doesnt speak like all of us, u know...
when i wanna say 'your idea most likely is not appropriate wit the girls'
i'll say it like this 'idea hang tak sesuai ngan depa kooot'
but Firwan will say it like this ...
'aku rasa cadangan hang tu berkemungkinan besar
tidak selari dengan pandangan para gadis sekalian'

long and winding with imbuhan here and there,
sound like your Bahasa Melayu teacher spoke
when he's trying to make a point.

Cutting the story short ...
today Firwan made a sound...
'Gadis tu bagaikan hiasan utama siTuan rumah,
Membelinya senang, menjaganya yang susah,
dan akhirnya terabai dan berhabuk, jatuh dan pecah,
untuk diganti baru siTuan Rumah...'

oi oi!! bukan senang nak ganti baru ooiii...
nak melepaskan 'hiasan' tu banyak procedure woooo!!

happy holiday everyone...
i'm stuck at cleaning :(